an insaner world

	Master
	Clicked twice
	Master
	We walk to the other side of Harbor Town, and we see the Bubble Bosses.
	Master
	We walk to the other side of Harbor Town, and we see the Bubble Bosses.
	Chartreuse
	Argh! They have 2 V Super Flags already!?! Well, this should put them in their place! summons 2 giant bubbles with angry eyes and fangs Go, my Bubble Bosses, and halt them in their tracks!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Meanwhile, in the Castle in the Sky, Chartreuse has been watching our heroes with a Scrying Bowl.
	Hobsthetigr
	To prevent anyone here from getting too powerful, Master has the V Super Flag, I have the V Super Flag II, and once we acquire the V Super Flag III, we will give it to Dinosaurus.
	Master
	Now, I'm gonna summarize the Mirror War! It started when I summoned my assistants, Vermilion and Chartreuse. I had conjured a washing machine for Dinosaurus, and the bubbles engulfed Chartreuse and turned him into The Lord of Bubbles. Then Vermilion turned into Flame God, and Ghost turned into Shadow King. He chopped me in half, and I died. But I came back. Then after a while, dylan and Hobsthetigr (the third most powerful MA member, Master is 2nd, Dinosaurus is 1st) came as new members, and so did Blitz and this guy and Jeffery. Shadow King (accidentally) opened the portals and all the mirror enemies spilled out. Then, Mirror Doppelganger tried to destroy us with the rest of the evil, but the good defeated them instead. I found a scroll about a ancient flag called the V Super Flag. Soon, Mirror Doppelganger got sued (for some reason), and we had a big court case with Sherm as our judge. (Sherm: I do make a good judge.) After the case, Mirror Doppelganger took the V Super Flag, and he called himself Calamity. We had a big fight, and Mirror Dinosaurus saved the day with the Omega Void Flag. But, the flag made him evil... So now, we must get all the V Flags to send him back to normal. Thank you.
	Ghost
	Hey, I didn't mean to get the Mirror World people, ok?
	Mirror Sherm
	I wasn't confused cause I existed when Shadow King attacked, yah.
	Hobsthetigr
	Forgot a parentheses)
	Hobsthetigr
	(I am a neutral party in this argument. Blitz, Jeffery, This Guy, and Mirror Sherm must be really confused right now, so let me explain: Ghost, also known as Shadow King, was one of the major villains in a previous story arc. Also, he is the cause of a bunch of Mirror World shenanigans.
	Sherm
	NO!!! Ghosty here insulted me!!!
	Lord Cyan
	real soft and barely hearable voice Guys... Can we stop fighting please?
	Ghost
	YOU DID NOT YOU INCOMPETENT SPECIMEN!!!
	Sherm
	Oh. Well I must've destroyed him.
	Master
	You should remember. This used to be Shadow King.
	Sherm
	Woah! Who's this dude?
	Ghost
	Oh right. He's shy around strangers.
	Lord Cyan
	absolutely silent
	Ghost
	Master? Is that you? turns around stares at Master for 5 seconds So... It's been a while. As Shadow King, I was your enemy (and former friend). I didn't actually die. I teleported to the Shadow Realm, and watched you all. At first I thought you were all cronies, but after such a long time, I really liked watching you all. I made a new friend too. Everyone, meet Lord Cyan.
	Master
	I run to the shed, and find... Wait. Is this Ghost?! (shadow king)
	Spaceman Spiff
	Just gotta change some settings... Show only Harbor Town... Mm-hm. Ok, the person is in the shed right here. points northwest
	Master
	ENOUGH!!! Spaceman Spiff, where is the mysterious person?
	Master
	♪If there's another universe, please make some noise... (noise...) Give me a sign... (sign...) This can't be life. If there's a point to losing love... repeating pain... (why?) It's all the same... (same...) I hate this place... Stuck in this paradigm... Don't believe in paradise... (etc.)
	Master
	I float in the air, get a mic, and start singing "Saturn". (real good song though)
	Hobsthetigr
	I order Sly N. Shady to return to the Realm of Shadows until we need him.
	Master
	Ok Sly N. Shady. You can help us, even if you want to destroy us.
	Sly N. Shady
	Ahh, why would I hide my true intentions? I want to destroy you, but, unfortunately, I have to obey the orders of my master, who, in this case, is who summoned me.
	Sly N. Shady
	Good afternoon. I'll be doing my best to dismember you- err, DELIVER you- at the Ice Temple.
	Hobsthetigr
	VOCAREM UMBREM SERVI! (Summon Shadow Servant in Latin) A humanoid Shadow with a mouth of gold teeth pops into existence. His name is Sly N. Shady.
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh, wait! Our boat will need a captain! Don't worry, I got this!
	Dinosaurus
	town, huh? I sense trinkets in small shops. On to pay rather than pillage!
	Master
	He means money.
	King R
	Yep. Put it on my paycheck. I have lots of green paper!
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, Poppy and Lily, we'll take you up on your offer. The lunch will be on us!
	Hobsthetigr
	Cool! Secrets that could potentially create a plot hook later in the constantly-evolving story that this game is!
	(insert gibberish here)
	Ugh.! Secrets.
	Blitz
	Cool! Secrets!
	Master
	NOT NOW!!! We need to keep it a secret, remember?!
	Spaceman Spiff
	According to my Z Radar, the person's name is- MMF!
	Master
	Ooh, new friends! Someone... familiar is here too.
	Poppy
	Also, if you want, we can get lunch over there. The Musty Mackerel is the best restaurant in town, and it´s right next to the shipyard!
	Lily
	Hello! My name is Lily. This is my wife, Poppy. The shipyard is this way! points the way We can take you!
	Hobsthetigr
	We see 2 women walking on the street. I ask one of them which way the shipyard is. She introduces herself as Lily.
	Hobsthetigr
	Ok, so that´s all of our room requirements. I use the Bronze Flag to teleport our group over to Harbor Town, the town on the other side of the bay fro the Ice Temple.
	this guy
	grabs a bean bag chair
	Room Randomizer 3000
	Zapp... Random... Random... Selecting Randomly.... Zeep... Spinning Random Roulette... Zopp... Blorp! Room Randomized!
	Master
	Recap about me: a Chaotic Good who is a retired mage and a angel (died twice) and has extraordinary powers. He can turn into powerful (and insane) self, KingMaster, which, with the help of the V Super Flag, can become even more powerful. (Two Planets Approach The Roche Limit plays) His friends are: Hobsthetigr, Infinite Cheese God Dinosaurus, Sherman, (insert gibberish here), his royal double King R, this guy, Spaceman Spiff, and Blitz. His enemies: Mirror Doppelganger/ Calamity/ Cataclysmic/ Hyper0, Mega Crown, Chartreuse, and some others. He loves the color cyan, helping others, and bashing evil with his magic.
	Hobsthetigr
	OK. Beep! pushes the randomize button
	this guy
	Can I use the randomizer?
	Hobsthetigr
	So, that just leaves... checks notes This Guy.
	King R
	Ok, I will.
	Hobsthetigr
	So, King R, are you going to be sharing a room with Master?
	Master
	I didn't either, but I came literally after b said "thank god the gen alphas haven't ruined this game".
	Hobsthetigr
	I wasn’t there to experience b or L, but the more the merrier, so I want them to come back as well.
	Master
	I like Chaotic Good! I take risks! I take sacrifices! I'm unpredictable and I like to be independent! And I LOVE to stand for what is right!!!
	Master
	I wish b and L came back too, Dinosaurus.
	Hobsthetigr
	I made a calvinball alignment chart! Lawful Good: Dinosaurus Neutral Good: Hobsthetigr (me) Chaotic Good: Master Lawful Neutral: Sherm True Neutral: (insert gibberish here) Chaotic Neutral: Jeffery Lawful Evil: Chartreuse Neutral Evil: Master Crown Chaotic Evil: Cataclysmic
	Dinosaurus
	b and l. god bless
	Hobsthetigr
	Sorry, I forgot a comma.
	Hobsthetigr
	In case anyone else wants to use the club resources everyone in this group, as well as our mirror variants (with the exception of Cataclysmic, as he is temporarily insane due to the Omega Void Flag despite being Mirror Dinosaurus) are counted as honorary members and can use the club’s resources as long as a higher ranking member is with them. Master, Dinosaurus, Blitz, Jeffery, and I are full, non-honorary members.
	Hobsthetigr
	I use my newfound rank to promote Jeffery to Official Mount, Rank Warhorse. He is now recognized as an official member of G.R.O.S.S. and can now be able to use the club’s resources, provided I translate for him.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! All Star Commanders get a special Star Commander Flag that signifies their rank as Star Commander. Due to this, all actions that use Star Commander powers are counted as flag plays. Every Star Commander Flag is unique to the holder; for example, Master’s would be called Master’s Star Commander Flag, mine would be called Hobsthetigr’s Star Commander Flag, etc.
	Master
	I was reading the archives (that's what I call calvinball before me) and another star commander named b said that: Star Commanders get to control the universe and it's functions. b also said that Star Commanders can do almost anything, and control people's points and take away powers from anyone. So, I promote Hobsthetigr to Star Commander.
	Room Randomizer 3000
	Zepp... Randomizing... Zipp...
	Hobsthetigr
	I push the button! BEEP!
	Mirror Sherm
	types (insert gibberish here) on keyboard Push the button, fellow inventor Hobsthetigr!
	Mirror Sherm
	Allow me to make something. BEHOLD! THE ROOM RANDOMIZER 3000!!! It will randomize the selected person's room choices!
	Hobsthetigr
	If you’re not sure, I can randomize it!
	(insert gibberish here)
	Uh... I'm not really sure.
	Hobsthetigr
	Anyway, (insert gibberish here), what do you want for your room?
	Hobsthetigr
	I was painting my costume last-minute.
	Spaceman Spiff
	Hey Hobsthetigr, didn't you show up on Halloween?
	Sherm
	(Note: Words surrounded by parentheses were said by Mirror Sherm) Well, the walls should be cyan. (Yeah! Lots of cyan!) And a cookie generator machine thingy. (I'll make one! Also, let's include the Genesis with the Sonic the Hedgehog 2 game I had.) Ok Mirror Sherm. Aaaaaand also a drawer filled with lollipops. (Lollipops are good. Mostly Cotton Candy.) That's all I can think of at the moment. (We'll tell you more later.)
	Hobsthetigr
	So, Sherms, what room suggestions do you two have?
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the Bronze Flag to teleport them to the base, along with a written note that we can trust them.
	King R
	What?! They are there?! opens up portal to get Mirror Blitz, this guy, and Jeffery
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Back at the base, Mirror Spiff, Mirror Hobsthetigr, and Mirror (insert gibberish here) are trying to figure out the secret location of the Castle in the Sky, in case you were wondering where they were. (Mirror Blitz, Mirror This Guy, and Mirror Jeffery are still in the Mirror World, since our heroes went into the Mirror World before Blitz, This Guy, and Jeffery joined the party.)
	Hobsthetigr
	OK, what about you, Sherms?
	Spaceman Spiff
	I want a virtual reality machine, and a jelly bean maker!
	Hobsthetigr
	So, Spiff, what do you want in your room?
	Master
	I'm not really into fortune telling and all that mumbo jumbo either. I just thought it looked cool, so I asked you. Anyways, back to the mission!
	Hobsthetigr
	Actually, I did some more research, and the major arcana card that most suits me would be the Hermit. It represents wisdom. Also, I’m antisocial IRL.
	Hobsthetigr
	I googled it, and I’m not really big into ‘foretold destinies’ or tarot cards and stuff, so I think I’ll answer later.
	Master
	Major Arcana tarot cards. (look it up)
	Hobsthetigr
	The major what now?
	Spaceman Spiff
	Cataclysmic would have to be The Tower. (Im Justice)
	this guy
	I'd have to be The Magician, cause I'm unique.
	Master
	Hey Hobsthetigr, where would you be in a set of Major Arcana cards? (I would be The Emperor, because my personality and strength)
	Blitz
	Doesn't the GameMaker2000 seem good, fellas?
	Mirror Sherm
	Whenever you want to do a mod or ROM hack, you type in the game you want, but before you flick the lever, click the mod (or ROM hack) button, and there will be a drop down menu to pick which mod or ROM hack you want. If no mods or ROM hacks exist for the game you select, it will say "Sorry. No mods or ROM hacks for this game yet."
	Mirror Sherm
	I'll add a mod and ROM hack button. Just gimme a few minutes, yah.
	Hobsthetigr
	Can it mod games? And what about Rom Hacks?
	GameMaker2000
	Beep... Processing GameCube... Bzzt... Bzzt... Loading data... PING! GameCube Processed!
	Sherm
	I type in "Dark Souls". (PING! Dark Souls was processed.) I then give Dark Souls to Dinosaurus.
	(insert gibberish here)
	What do you mean, absurd levels of difficulty? Also, I need a GameCube. types in "Gamecube"
	GameMaker2000
	Boop…. adding absurd levels of difficulty…. beep boop…. DING! 1 copy of Pikmin 2 processed!
	(insert gibberish here)
	I type in "Pikmin 2" in the GameMaker2000.
	GameMaker2000
	Beep... Processing Pokemon Violet... Beep... Adding Downloadable Content... Bip... PING! Pokemon Violet with DLC processed!
	Hobsthetigr
	I type “Pokémon Violet + DLC” into the Game Maker 2000.
	Hobsthetigr
	I pet Dinosaurus’s cat and give Dinosaurus a laser pointer that you can change the color of.
	Dinosaurus
	in that case, let the dark souls happen, i guess. Holds cat
	Blitz
	Hey, you in front of the screen! Yeah, I'm talking to you! How do you feel about Calvinball?
	Master
	We don't need to do parodies anymore. spawns in Dinosaurus's cat
	Dinosaurus
	that was me. my last saved info is going nutty
	i jist need my couch, my cat, and my frolicstation 5
	i jist need my couch, my cat, and my frolicstation 5
	Mirror Sherm
	Behold! The GameMaker2000! All you need to do, is punch in the game or console you want... punches in "Sonic the Hedgehog 2" and, with the flick of a lever... PING! The game or console comes out of the slot. grabs cartridge I'll be needing a Genesis too. punches in " Genesis" PING! It's here! grabs Genesis This will be handy!
	Master
	I could give you some Puyo Puyo games. Or Columns! Do you like Columns?
	Blitz
	I love hats! What about you, audience?
	Master
	Ok. grabs Puyo Puyo Sun, Puyo Puyo Tsu, and and Puyo Puyo Tetris And, can I play TMNT Tournament Fighters? (for the Genesis)
	Hobsthetigr
	I checked and Puyo Puyo is owned by Sega, so you should be able to play it. Also, here, Blitz, have a special hat that lets you break the 4th wall.
	Master
	idk why there was "was was". blows up Dumb Autocorrect again
	Master
	...was was and I also wanna have Puyo Puyo. (if you dont know what that is go look it up suckers)
	Mirror Sherm
	Ok! Also, Hobsthetigr, we could use your inventions, yah.
	Sherm
	I will (reluctantly) share a room with Mirror me here.
	Hobsthetigr
	So, Sherms, are you two going to share a room, or do you want two identical rooms, or what?
	Hobsthetigr
	Well, I guess that if Mirror Sherm is going to supply everyone, I guess I don't have to.... I am still going to wear these laser x-ray googles though.
	Mirror Sherm
	Forgot to mention I made duplicates, yah.
	Master
	Hey, this periscope is sweet! looks at Blitz I can see you, Blitz!
	Mirror Sherm
	I'm a fellow inventor too, yah! Behold! A periscope that can fly! And when you've finished, it teleports back to you, yah.
	Hobsthetigr
	Everyone gets one of my inventions! puts on a pair of X-ray goggles that can also shoot lasers
	Master
	Yeah! Now we don't need to make silly parodies! grabs Hobsthetigr's invention, then grabs a Wii and WarioWare Smooth Moves
	Hobsthetigr
	Here, have my own invention: the Copyright Infringement Nullifier 3000. You can use it to play any Nintendo, Sega, PlayStation, or XBOX game as long as it’s in your inventory.
	KingMaster
	Forgot the right paranthese.
	KingMaster
	(can we keep real Legend of Zelda, or do we need the Myth of Zeke?
	KingMaster
	Ok. I'll include a Dintendo CS.
	Hobsthetigr
	In the calvinball universe, try out Super Plumber Brothers Mustachio Kart 3. Unfortunately, that game is not on Qs2.
	KingMaster
	What Calvinball Universe games are good? I think maybe I should include a QS2 (ps2, but different), or something.
	KingMaster
	Yeah. I could take some bookshelves too. And a bean bag chair. That's gonna be cyan. And also a game system.
	Hobsthetigr
	I want a big library that’s practically a maze of bookshelves, with non-book-damaging magic traps for intruders and a sleeping area in the center of the maze! Just because I have infinite knowledge doesn’t mean that I don’t have to catch up on my reading!
	Blitz
	1. Twin - sized bed 2. Popcorn machine 3. Lava lamp 4. Fish tank Note. Walls should be purple
	Hobsthetigr
	We should write our ideas for our rooms down! whips out notepad
	Master
	Because. blows up Dumb Autocorrect with a laser
	Dumb Autocorrect
	Why me?
	Master
	Ok. cracks knuckles Lemme at it.
	Hobsthetigr
	Stupid autocorrect. It turned cramean into Crimean but didn’t correct carzy into crazy.
	Hobsthetigr
	Don’t worry! You weren’t being Crimean. Not mean, just carzy!
	Master
	ME BEING KINGMASTER DUDE! I LOSE THAT POWER AFTER A WHILE! IT'S MY SPECIAL POWERS BRO!!! Ahem. Sorry if I was being cramean. That's crazy and mean together.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, what power do you mean? Why did you lose it? HOW did you lose it?
	Master
	I want a cool room with a small warrior practice area to keep my skills good. Also, I lost my power.
	Hobsthetigr
	We can get custom rooms for each of us, designed to be perfect for its inhabitant! Plus an open deck for Jeffery!
	KingMaster
	Yeah! Custom Ship Time!
	this guy
	Well maybe, if you were thinking something different.
	Hobsthetigr
	That much gold is enough to get a giant cruise ship custom-made! Is everyone thinking what I’m thinking?
	KingMaster
	NEW RULE!! Dinosaurus's green flag now has the power to heal the holder and others around them!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	(Blitz takes 100000 G (gold) out his pockets.)
	Blitz
	I have a lot of money from grinding Cactus Monsters!
	Hobsthetigr
	When I said 'on the other side of the bay', I meant on the other side from the area where the Ice Temple is.
	Hobsthetigr
	Does anyone have enough money to rent a cruise ship?
	Orkor
	I hope you have fun!
	Ignia
	I hope everything goes smoothly!
	Tuffrok
	Have a nice trip!
	Hobsthetigr
	Got it. Anyway, the only land route to the Ice Temple is blocked by impassable mountains. However, there's a bay that we can go through by boat. On the other side of the bay, there's a small harbor town called Pearl Town. We can go get a boat there. If we can't get a giant boat there, we can at least probably find a boat big enough to fit Jeffery.
	Mirror Sherm
	Also, Hobsthetigr, when I say "yah", it's pronounced like "yeah", ok?
	Orkor
	Hey, Ignia! You're back! Thanks a million, guys.
	Chartreuse
	What? The fools have got two V Super Flags already! Well, when they get here, I'll stop them!!! Hahaha!!!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Meanwhile, at The Giant Castle In The Sky...
	Sherm
	Ok, sure! Hobsthetigr, what's the closest way to the Ice Temple?
	Jeffery
	WARARAOOO... GWAR... RARARHAGRA? (You're welcome, but can I... you know.... come with you?)
	KingMaster
	Thanks for helping us, Jeffery!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	And so, our heroes dash out the Fire Temple and go to Rockland.
	this guy
	Well, I had a change of heart.
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, in the same corner where I saw the V Super Flag 2, there was a Tome of Tongues. I should gain a cool new ability if I read it. Here goes! YB SIHT EMOT FO SEGNUOT, I NRAEL YREVE KAEPS NI SIHT DLROW! (for the word meanings, read every word backward individually.) I can now speak every language!
	Tuffrok
	Aw, it was nothing! blushes
	Ignia
	Again, thanks for saving me. I’m just glad that Orkor held down the fort while I was captured. Yes, I know about that. Tuffrok told me while he was posing as one of the cultists. He couldn’t free me, because that would blow his cover. Still, though, I appreciate him telling me about what was happening in Rockland.
	Hobsthetigr
	This Guy, I thought you were against murder.
	KingMaster
	this guy, wait! You need to come with us! grabs this guy by the shirt just before Jeffery zooms away
	this guy
	Destroy the cultists!!! DESTROY THEM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--- wallops a cultist so hard that they die instantly
	Sacrificial Beast
	ROOWAGAROG JEFFERY! (You can call me Jeffery!)
	Hobsthetigr
	Quick, everyone hop onto…. wait, what should we call you?
	Sacrificial Beast
	bursts through wall ARGGAWOOORRG? (You called?)
	Hobsthetigr
	I have an idea! whistles as loud as is physically possible
	Ignia
	Thanks for saving me, but we have to get out of here, and FAST!
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, the V Super Flag 2 is right there! I take it.
	Cultist
	HEY! THEY KILLED OUR SUPREME LEADER! EVERYONE, GET IN HERE! KILL THEM!
	The Burning
	NO, IM DISSOLVING!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! dissolves
	KingMaster
	I then shoot a laser beam made of water. 0 HP remains...
	The Burning Hand
	KingMaster loses all his limes.
	KingMaster
	I shoot another lime. 150 HP remains...
	KingMaster
	I shoot a lime. 300 HP remains...
	KingMaster
	Har har. I can kill you in 3 hits.
	KingMaster
	Also... YOU FORGOT YOU WERE MESSING WITH A GOD. I shoot a bunch of limes at The Burning Hand with my bazooka. It deals 4550 damage!
	KingMaster
	Each one of these limes does... around 150 damage. nerdy voice So, we'll need about... 40 limes to kill you.
	The Burning Hand
	So? I have 6000 life points!
	KingMaster
	Eh. grabs a bazooka and fills it with limes
	Hobsthetigr
	Oops, I clicked it twice. SORRY!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	The Seed Shooter malfunctions and shoots around 20 limes at The Burning Hand. It then explodes.
	Hobsthetigr
	The Seed Shooter malfunctions and shoots around 20 limes at The Burning Hand. It then explodes.
	Hobsthetigr
	IDEA ALERT! IDEA ALERT! I shove a lime into Master's Seed Shooter and press the button marked 'FIRE'.
	KingMaster
	steaming with rage Look, just throw the limes at the hand. Watch closely. throws limes repeatedly
	KingMaster
	IT DID EXPLODE!!! IT KILLED EMBERUS!!!
	The Burning Hand
	Mmm... So this one finally woke up.
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, where’s that hose that I had before? It’s not like it exploded or something.
	KingMaster
	Hobsthetigr! You're awake! (though I said he woke up twice already) There's this evil death hand, and... long story. Here, have some limes.
	Hobsthetigr
	Urg.. what… huh?
	KingMaster
	Well, he regained consciousness and woke up. Also, you're welcome.
	Tuffrok
	Hobsthetigr didn’t say that he woke up, he said that he fell unconscious. Also, thanks for the limes!
	Blitz
	Oops. Changed my profile picture. Don't sue me!
	Blitz
	NEW RULE!! Limes cannot phase through The Burning Hand! They WILL hit it and deal damage!
	Blitz
	I grab some limes and attack The Burning Hand. Also, Burning Hand, where did you get the phone?
	(insert gibberish here)
	Hey guys, what's going on? I just went to grab some snacks and- AAAH!!! A GIANT HAND ON FIRE!!!
	KingMaster
	Also Hobsthetigr, I said a long time ago that you woke up from being unconscious. SO WAKE UP.
	KingMaster
	Don't worry Tuffrok, I'll save you! I teleport Tuffrok to my location with the Warp Flag, and give him 75 limes.
	KingMaster
	I think I've heard of Ammit the Devourer before on the Light Galaxy. (where I lived before I came here)
	Mr. Narrator Man
	For context, Osiris is the Egyptian God of the dead, and Ammit the Devourer is his pet crocodile-lion-hippo-thing that ate the souls of the impure.
	The Burning Hand
	Hey, Osiris, could I borrow Ammit for a few minutes? I need someone to eat a large amount of limes and his name IS Ammit the Devourer, so- huh, what was that? Yes, I know he only eats impure souls, but- aw, come on, I helped you bake that cake for your wife! You owe me a favor! Wait, what did you say? DON’T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT! OH YEAH? SAME TO YOU, YOU JERK! HMPPH! hangs up
	The Burning Hand
	I levitate a phone in front of me and start a call.
	Tuffrok
	I’m still trapped up here! Also, can you toss me a lime?
	KingMaster
	And I clicked it twice. great
	KingMaster
	Oh yeah?! I can rhyme too. Sorta... THIS'LL DESTROY YOU, IT WORKS EVERY TIME! AND WHEN I USE IT, I FEEL VERY SUBLIME! AND WHEN I'M SUBLIME, I USE MY SPECIAL LIME. AND WITH MY SPECIAL LIME, THIS'LL WORK EVERY TIME!!! Congratulations Burning Hand! I now have boosted powers and an infinite supply of limes (until battle is over) to defeat you. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
	KingMaster
	Oh yeah?! I can rhyme too. Sorta... THIS'LL DESTROY YOU, IT WORKS EVERY TIME! AND WHEN I USE IT, I FEEL VERY SUBLIME! AND WHEN I'M SUBLIME, I USE MY SPECIAL LIME. AND WITH MY SPECIAL LIME, THIS'LL WORK EVERY TIME!!! Congratulations Burning Hand! I now have boosted powers and an infinite supply of limes (until battle is over) to defeat you. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
	The Burning Hand
	2 balconies shoot out near the top of the room. 2 cultists on each side walk into the balconies and throw pieces of kindling into me while chanting a rhyming ritual: FEED, FEED, OUR OVERLORD, ADD TO THY INFERNAL HOARD, BY OUR TINDER YOU SHALL GROW, TEACH THESE FOES OUR WAY AND SO, FEED, FEED, OUR OVERLORD, ADD TO THY INFERNAL HOARD! I grow to twice my size.
	KingMaster
	I blast The Burning Hand with a giant hose. It dissolves more.
	The Burning Hand
	I suck in all the air that the clouds are composed of, turning them into puddles on the floor, which I then promptly evaporate.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	The Burning Hand seems to dissolve a tiny bit.
	KingMaster
	SO?! (I summon rain clouds than chant pluvia again) It's raining inside! Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
	The Burning Hand
	….we’re inside. Your ‘rain’ spell won’t work.
	KingMaster
	PLUVIA!!! (rain in latin)
	The Burning Hand
	STOP IT! pops water balloon
	KingMaster
	I grab a gigantic water balloon. "You want a drink with that?" shoots water out of the balloon
	???
	(The flames of the orange peel twist into a flame tornado) I AM THE EXILED GOD OF THE INFERNAL FLAMES, THE KING OF THE FIRE DEMONS, THE PATRON OF THIS CULT. I AM THE MIGHTY BURNING HAND. (The flames shift into a hand-shape.)
	???
	MY GREATEST FOLLOWER WAS A FOOL. I TAKE THIS RITUAL INTO MY OWN HAND. I ARISE FROM THE FLAMES OF MY FOLLOWER’S DEATH.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Well, the orange peel, not the orange itself.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	The orange catches on fire and the doors lock… the orange is burned to ash, yet the fire still rages.
	Blitz
	I start untying Ignia.
	KingMaster
	I then use my transmogrify gun to transmogrify Volcanios into an orange. I eat the orange. We win!!! Also, Hobsthetigr wakes up.
	KingMaster
	I dodge the fire and dump a bucket on Lavrius. He dies instantly.
	Emberus
	A bomb?! NOOOOOOOO explodes
	KingMaster
	Also, Emberus, the hose you're tied up in is actually a bomb. And I lit it on fire.
	Lavrius
	I launch a fire blast at KingMaster!
	KingMaster
	Actually, my power wouldn't last long. But thanks. I pick up Hobsthetigr, then lay him softly on the ground.
	Hobsthetigr
	SANA EVACUATUR! (Heal the Fading in Latin) Master is now fine. However, due to overuse of magic, I fall unconscious.
	KingMaster
	I wont last long
	Emberus
	I swallow the bomb flower, no problem. It doesn’t explode.
	KingMaster
	Wont last long
	Hobsthetigr
	I transmogrify a nearby rock into a bomb flower and shove it down Emberus’s throat.
	KingMaster
	Time to destroy Volcanios. But, my power, is almost gone. I
	KingMaster
	I subconsciously shoot Lavrius with a energy beam, destroying him.
	KingMaster
	I now start sleeping. I am sleeping, but my subconscious part of my brain (which is rather big) is still working. My wings are still flapping, and my arms are moving too. (Though more sluggish than usual.)
	Hobsthetigr
	I jump at Emberus and tie him up with my hose.
	KingMaster
	And I'd probably wanna have comfy pajamas on............. OF POWER!
	KingMaster
	I use the Seed Shooter to hit Lavrius and weaken the psychic powers to put Hobsthetigr back on the ground.
	Lavrius
	OW! THAT HURTS! But I'm not dead yet. I use psychic powers to keep Hobsthetigr helplessly floating in the air.
	Hobsthetigr
	AQUAM AUCTOR! (Latin for “conjure water creator”) I now have a hose! I spray water at Lavrius.
	Lavrius
	I grab Sherm before he reaches his target.
	Sherm
	I roll at Emberus like a bowling ball.
	KingMaster
	You will not sacrifice Ignia! angrily shoots laser beams at Volcanios
	this guy
	I start whacking Emberus really hard.
	KingMaster
	I took it when we defeated Fog Lord. I'll give it back when we get all three.
	Volcanios
	Emberus and Lavrius are summoned from the raging flames on the sides of the room. Fire walls shut off the main ritual area, which contains me, two high-ranked cultists, and the tied-up Grock chief, Ignia.
	Volcanios
	DEMONIC UPRISING BEGIN! I SUMMON IN THIS TEMPLE THE TWIN FLAMES! THE TWO DEMON LORDS IN THE KINGDOM OF FIRE! EMBERUS AND LAVRIUS, COME FORTH FROM THE FLAMES!
	???
	My name is Volcanios. This is my temple. Prepare to burn in infernal flames!
	Hobsthetigr
	How do you have the V Super Flag? It’s supposed to be in an underground vault.
	Mirror Sherm
	Let's do this, yah!
	KingMaster
	I... AM... A GOD... WITH TEN WINGS AND VERY, VERY, VERY STRONG MAGIC.
	Master
	This will end now!!! I turn into KingMaster and use my V Super Flag, turning me into an even better KingMaster.
	Master
	I went to my Grandma's house for Thanksgiving. Also, this is truly terrible.
	???
	I shout, 'SILENCE!' Tuffrok is suddenly trapped in a cage made out of entirely fire!
	Tuffrok
	Wait, that tied up Grock that's about to be sacrificed... THAT'S IGNIA!!! I RUN FORWARD TO SAVE HER!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, here are some more strawberries, courtesy of my Transmogrifier Gun.
	Hobsthetigr
	I came from the Fandom's link too! Wait, who are those figures in the center of the room? Also, sorry that I was inactive for a while, I was at a Thanksgiving party.
	Master
	Quick question: Hobsthetigr, how did you come to insner calvinball? (not backstory, just in real life) I came from the fandom's page on Calvinball.
	Master
	L E T U S D E S T R O Y T H E S E C L O W N S .
	Master
	I also am good at rituals. grabs a dark robe
	Master
	Hey, there's the ritual room over here!
	Blitz
	But the strawberries... sigh
	Master
	Quit it, and go through the the door!
	Blitz
	YOU WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD PACK OF STRAWBERRIES!!! OH, YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!!!
	Sherm
	NO!!! knocks box of strawberries on the ground
	Blitz
	Guys, settle this with strawberries. There juicy and delicious and stuff! ♠︎
	Mirror Sherm
	No, you idiotic version of me!
	Sherm
	QUIT WITH THE VERBAL WEIRDNESS!
	Mirror Sherm
	I don't have a German or French accent, it's just how I talk, yah.
	Dinosaurus
	i throw wishbone at bad guy. in general, im too tired for this
	Tuffrok
	Let's see.. we should go through.. THAT door.
	Hobsthetigr
	For some reason, (most likely due to the yahs) I imagine Mirror Sherm having a really thick accent.
	Mirror Sherm
	ITS WHO I AM, YAH!!!
	Sherm
	Dude, stop with the "quirk".
	Mirror Sherm
	Easy Master, yah. You should calm down, yah.
	Master
	teleport back oh...... im sorry... something happened... sometimes I have mood swings like that.... im so powerful... im mean, aren't I... oh no..........
	Master
	Oh no... Something bad is happening!!! AASJWHAGSHDBSHWIQOEIFUGJXNHWJEOFOJWJDJDBWWKAIDUHWJIFJSFIEWIEKFJCJ--- randomly punches Hobsthetigr AAAHH!!! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! IM JUST GOING INSANE FOR SOME REASON!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-- teleports away
	Master
	Ok. taps the beast with the Warp Flag and the beast zips to my location
	Sacrificial Beast
	RAWAAARAGG!! (SOMEONE, PLEASE, HELP ME ESCAPE!)
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Suddenly, a growl reminiscent of bass synth fills the air...
	Master
	I am a master in PSI.
	Master
	I use PSI Brainshock and while the Cultists are distracted, I use PSI Starstorm, killing the cultists.
	Cultist 3
	Yeah, what he said!
	Cultist 2
	Eat fire, bubs!
	Cultist 1
	We burst out of a nearby room!
	Cult Guard 2
	Ack! They escaped! BACKUP! BACKUP!
	Master
	I teleport out of the firewalls, then transmit rift a flag into the Warp Flag, and warp this guy out.
	Cult Guard 2
	You said it!
	Cult Guard 1
	Not so tough now, eh?
	Hobsthetigr
	Unfortunately, the cult has installed firewalls. As in, This Guy and Master are trapped between literal walls of fire.
	Mirror Sherm
	Hey! It's a quirk, yah!
	Sherm
	My mirror double is weird. He adds "yah" to his sentences.
	Mirror Sherm
	I feel like we should go with them, yah.
	Master
	Wait up this guy! I'm coming! NNNNNNNYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	this guy
	YAH!!! DESTROY THE CULTISTS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! beats up the guards
	Tuffrok
	Recently, actually. Anyway, from when I was spying on the cult, I learned the best route other than the, you know, best route, which is currently blocked. Let’s go!
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, this is an ancient temple! When did they install alarms?
	Mirror Sherm
	I guess that works too, yah.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	By now, the cultist has told the cult leader. Alarms sound. Armed guards start walking through the temple’s halls. A lavafall flows down, blocking the quickest route to the ritual room.
	Hobsthetigr
	I step on the Puzzle Device, pressing all of the buttons at once. It sounds like: UDESBUYFKDXWHFUYKFDSKYVTJKXBFYGJKHJBDCXTYGKHXCDHDBXTCGJJYNXCDMHVHJGYBHDXFHVHMXDFHMDFXHMGBXDFBGHMFDXHMGBXFBYXGDFHGBDXFBXGYFJDMHMCDBFMGBYJXFHRMHGDFXBMHXDFGMBFXDGHBXDFFJGXBHM. The doors open!
	Mirror Sherm
	So why don't we complete this puzzle, yah?
	Mirror Sherm
	Uh huh, it's me, Mirror Sherm, yah.
	Master
	Suddenly, a meteor falls through the temple. In that meteor is Mirror Sherm!
	Master
	Easy, this guy... Anyway, are there more puzzles? Oh wait, here's a puzzle! (It appears to be a puzzle with buttons that make music...) Seems like we need to hit the switches in the right order to play a tune.
	this guy
	CULTISTS?!?! LET'S GO KILL THEM!!!
	Master
	The cultists... They know we're here...
	Hobsthetigr
	Happy Gratitude Turkey Day! Also, that ain’t good.
	Burning Hand Cultist
	AAHHH! INTRUDERS! THEY GOT PAST THE AUTOMATED SWORD SYSTEM! I HAVE TO TELL THE BOSS! runs off to tell the boss
	Master
	Also, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! :-)
	Master
	Yay! What's next?
	Hobsthetigr
	Cool! The swords stopped shooting out of the wall!
	AUTOMATED SWORD SYSTEM
	BEEMP BOOP… CHECKING ACRONYM… BEOP.. EMBARRASSMENT MAGNITUDE EXEEDING CRITICAL LEVELS… BOOP BEEP BIIP.. SHUTTING DDDOOOOWWNNNN….
	Hobsthetigr
	Has anyone ever told you that the acronym for your name is… I’d rather not say.
	AUTOMATED SWORD SYSTEM
	BEEP BORP. DIE PAINFULLY. BEEP BOOP.
	Master
	Everybody stand back!! I'm immortal, so if I get impaled by the swords, I'll be fine!!!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Our heroes venture into the Fire Temple. They get to a wall, but then SWORDS shoot out of the wall!
	!Master
	Alright FOOSH!!! The energy platform is created.
	Hobsthetigr
	Master, could you please make one of your energy platforms?
	Hobsthetigr
	Ah! There's the end of the tunnel! And that's the Fire Temple... on the other side of a lava lake.
	Hobsthetigr
	I Transmogrify Fire Demon 4 into a rock. He is now effectively dead.
	Master
	I use PK Freeze Ω (omega) on Fire Demon 3. He dies instantly.
	Fire Demon 4
	WE WILL CRUSH YOU!!!
	Fire Demon 3
	YOU WILL NOT GO ANY FARTHER!!!
	Mr Narrator Man
	Suddenly, two more Fire Demons burst through the wall.
	Sherm
	and now I just realized I spelled strut as sturt.
	this guy
	No. I don't. Anyway, let's destroy the cults!
	(insert gibberish here)
	You guys remember me?
	Master
	Fine. I'll just make more...
	Sherm
	Oops. Sorry.
	Master
	SHERMAN!!! I WAS TRYING TO SAVE SOME FOR HOBSTHETIGR AND SAM-I-AM!!!
	Sherm
	I strut over and eat the green eggs and ham. ("sturt" is a terrible word because I don't have legs)
	Hobsthetigr
	I think I'll eat some later. Put it in my magic portable mini fridge!
	Master
	Would you like some green eggs and ham?
	Hobsthetigr
	the score is now: 27 GP to SHMOOGLES, my favor.
	Sherm
	Thanks, Master!
	Master
	Also, I apologize for using this guy as a shield. However, they did receive no damage because I put a shield around them with the Gray Flag I borrowed from Sherm. Here Sherm, have it back.
	Blitz
	NEW RULE!! The trash can now has a timer. If you touch it and get a GP, you must wait 5 seconds before you can get another. Sorry. ♠︎
	Hobsthetigr
	I touch the trash can 27 times and earn 27 GP.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! Ghost points, when mentioned in the score, will be signified with GP.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Touching the trash can gives you a ghost point.
	this guy
	Well, I materialized it so I could have somewhere to hide.
	Hobsthetigr
	…in self defense because they will almost definitely try to kill us. Also, how did you find a trash can in an underground volcanic cave?
	this guy
	MURDER?! I DON'T LIKE MURDER!!! AAAAAAAAAAA--- runs and hides behind a trash can
	Hobsthetigr
	OK. This Guy, you are now an official member of our team. Now, let’s go murder some cultists!
	this guy
	I've already a mask. (I have already got a mask)
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, have a mask. (Don't ask why. It's against the rules to question the masks.)
	this guy
	ASSDMWKEICJDJRHRUAOSOSNENDICUCOEOEMWJEIEROCPCLDKEJWIWIDIDJXJ--- what?! I have telekinesis!
	this guy
	Ok, I guess.
	Hobsthetigr
	Here, This Guy! Have some Speedy Shoes and Zygalock Juice!
	this guy
	I am not! I deserve to be a recurring character at least.
	Master
	Well, they were just a one shot character, like blah, or calivin, and Billy. (was before Hobsthetigr showed up)
	Hobsthetigr
	Sorry, This Guy. I apologize on Master’s behalf.
	Hobsthetigr
	DAEMONIUM PURGATIO SANATIONIS! (Demon cleanse of healing in Latin) This Guy was revived because my spell cleansed him of the demons’s attacks!
	Hobsthetigr
	Why did you use This Guy as a meat shield?
	Master
	Hobsthetigr, are we near the end of the cave?
	KingMaster
	I link both demons on the head, making them unconscious. While they are unconscious, we slip out.
	KingMaster
	*Master uses this guy as a human shield!
	this guy
	the score is now: q to 12
	KingMaster
	I summon ice scythes and attack Fire Demon 2.
	Hobsthetigr
	Sorry, I pressed it twice on accident!
	Hobsthetigr
	Can you hit a moving target? I turn into a fly and buzz around the room. The uncoordinated demons fail to hit me!
	Hobsthetigr
	Can you hit a moving target? I turn into a fly and buzz around the room. The uncoordinated demons fail to hit me!
	Fire Demon 2
	I summon flaming scythes and lunge for Hobsthetigr!
	Fire Demon 1
	I shoot fire at KingMaster. It doesn't work.
	KingMaster
	... Yes, I have talons.
	Master
	Transforming back into KingMaster.
	Master
	the score is now: Master: Cookie Hobsthetigr: 1345 × 3 Sherm: 50000 ÷ 20 Blitz: swdg23 The Fire Demons: -99
	Master
	I also grab my Seed Shooter and shoot Fire Demon 2. But, it has no effect. :-(
	Master
	No. hands everyone a fire resistance potion and then attacks Fire Demon 1
	Fire Demon 2
	BURN IN ETERNAL AGONY!
	Fire Demon 1
	We swoop from the ceiling! YOU SHAN'T DISRUPT OUR MASTER'S RITUALS!
	Hobsthetigr
	Probably a puzzle or maybe a security measure.
	Sherm
	A trap, hmm?
	Hobsthetigr
	I turn into a salamander and walk through the flames. I see a huge button, which I promptly press. The fiery wall disappears.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, I totally forgot that I can turn into animals!
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot the fire with my squirt gun. The water evaporates instantly. Also, King R, I was just joking, I'm sorry.
	King R
	(He shook, wobbling with rage and common sense.)
	King R
	teeth shut I KNEW THAT.
	Hobsthetigr
	To answer your question, I think it's fire.
	King R
	Uh... What's that?
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Our heroes bravely stride into the Obsidian Pass, but before they walk deeper into the cave, a wall of flame bursts into existence in front of them!
	Master
	(when i said i would be quiet, i meant i would just be mute. i will still post though. anyways, i start walking up the hill.)
	Blitz
	I HEARD THAT TOO!
	Hobsthetigr
	I hear what Tuffrok said and glare at him.
	Tuffrok
	under my breath I kinda do, but that’s beside the point…
	Hobsthetigr
	It’s OK. We don’t blame you, right, guys?
	Master
	Sowwy. Just overreacted. (i will now be quiet for a while)
	Hobsthetigr
	The Obsidian Pass is, according to my map, right over that hill. Also, Master, please don’t do that.
	Tuffrok
	... Moving along...
	Master
	WE ARE THE ONLY HOPE THIS WORLD HAS. I DON'T CARE IF I'M A LITTLE INSANE! NO. NOT INSANE. INSANER. I AM FILLED WITH THEIR POWER. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE TO STOP THE SHADOWS. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SHENANIGANS! I WILL DRAG US TO THE FIRE TEMPLE. I AM THE LAST HOPE FOR THIS UNIVERSE. WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS, I AM UNSTOPPABLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough cough ha.
	Master
	NOT JUST CRAZY. CRAZY CONFIDENT!
	Master
	IT IS TIME TO STOP ALL EVIL. My soul flies out Wait, not again! Master's going crazy!
	Sherm
	Maybe it's a rock's face.
	Tuffrok
	Yeah, the Grock who named it was visually impaired.
	Hobsthetigr
	The Rock That Looks Like a Face…. looks like a rock.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Our heroes take their left past The Rock That Looks Like A Face and zoom to the Obsidian Pass.
	Orkor
	Once we get to Rockland, I show everyone the path to the Rock That Looks Like a Face and bid everyone good luck.
	Master
	Guys, if we wanna get there faster before the volcano erupts, I'll give you this. gives everyone Speedy Shoes
	Orkor
	Well, Rockland is this way! Follow me!
	Tuffrok
	Oh, I know the Rock That Looks Like a Face! It's a famous landmark among the Grocks!
	Hobsthetigr
	Ok! The Holo Map is 3D! Let's see, Obsidian Pass.... the quickest route is through a lava lake, but the second fastest is: through Rockland, and then the 2nd left after the Rock That Looks Like a Face.
	Blitz
	Eh. I'll keep some of this cabbage. ♠︎
	Master
	Alright! I grab the Seed Shooter from Hobsthetigr. Let's do this! Hobsthetigr, can you check your Holo Map?
	Tuffrok
	The rest of the Grocks, I mean. I'll be going, of course.
	Tuffrok
	I think that they're somehow going to make the volcano erupt! The quickest way to the Fire Temple is through the Obsidian Pass. From the Tunnel of Sand, which is where we are right now, the Obsidian Pass isn't too far. Orkor, you should stay at Rockland to make sure that the Grocks are fine.
	Tuffrok
	The Burning Hand Cult is doing... something in the Fire Temple. They're summoning Fire Demons, I think, but I think that they're doing something else, too.
	Orkor
	I didn't know that there's a Secret Grock Police.
	Orkor
	Huh. I guess Ignia did more than I thought.
	???
	My name is Tuffrok. I am a double agent for the Secret Grock Police. I have come to report the news.
	Hobsthetigr
	Master, I hope you don't mind! I take the Seed Shooter from Master and shoot a basic seed at Orkor. It doesn't hurt, but it does distract him!
	Orkor
	Quit it! shoves cabbage into ???'s mouth again
	???
	catches breath My name is-
	Master
	Even if they are a cultist, I wanna know their name. NOW QUIT FEEDING THEM THE CABBAGE. I pull out my hand, and Orkor starts levitating.
	Master
	Hobsthetigr, why'd you do this?
	Orkor
	I shove more cabbage into his pie hole.
	???
	I spit out the cabbage! I gasp for air! My name is-
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, what's he saying?
	???
	GHGHGHUUGHHGKKK GHUHGHHGGHKKKKHGUKK! (Wait! Stop! Please!)
	Orkor
	Eat this! Literally!
	Hobsthetigr
	You mean this cabbage? I grab a nearby barrel with the word CABBAGE written on it and give it to Orkor.
	Orkor
	I tackle ??? with my full force! Quick, someone get the cabbage!
	???
	Um... What are you doing again?
	Hobsthetigr
	Umm… I haven’t finished it yet. It’s not posted anywhere.
	Master
	Hobsthetigr, you said something about you are making a Percy Jackson fanfic. What's it called? And where can I find it?
	Hobsthetigr
	It's a running gag.
	Orkor
	Um... What?? I don't... what?
	Hobsthetigr
	Oops! I forgot to change my profile picture! Please DO NOT sue me!
	Hobsthetigr
	A cultist is a member of a cult.
	Master
	We are not cultists, we are just heading to the temple. ( I don't know what cultists are.)
	Orkor
	......that's the point.
	Hobsthetigr
	Being force-fed cabbage until you explode sounds painful.
	Orkor
	I added some anti-cult laws to our lawbook (now caught cultists will be force-fed cabbage until they explode), but as you saw, those laws haven't stopped them from skulking around.
	Orkor
	Oh…. unfortunately, Ignia, our regular chief, was abducted by the Burning Hand Cult. Since then, I’ve taken over temporarily.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, what do you mean ACTING chief? Why not just regular chief?
	Master
	Mmm... Okay.
	Orkor
	How about a tour? Rockland is just through this tunnel.
	Orkor
	HEY! YOU STUPID CULTIST! GET OFF OF ROCKLAND! ??? runs away Hello, travelers! Welcome to Rockland. I'm Orkor, acting chief of the Grocks.
	???
	Come along, come along. Nothing suspicious is happening here. Especially nothing involving our- I mean, the burning hand cultists's exploits.
	Hobsthetigr
	insert the Legend of Zelda puzzle solving tune here
	???
	Who goes there?!
	Master
	The wall is down, but who is that?
	Master
	EVERYONE STAND BACK!!! gun shooting and seed noises
	Hobsthetigr
	I started Ages but I forgot to save and my progress got erased. I haven't played it since then, but from footage,I think you just shoot seeds with it. I'm pretty sure that you should just shoot the wall with the deku but from the Seed Shooter.
	Master
	I don't know how... (I press a button and a seed shoots out.)
	Master
	How does this thing work? I haven't got that far in the Oracle of Ages and Seasons games. I usually just get bored.
	Hobsthetigr
	NOPE! NO KITTENS, EVEN FICTIONAL ONES, WILL BE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS...... DOES THIS COUNT AS A GAME?!? WHATEVER! I toss the Seed Shooter to Master.
	King R
	OR, we could use this Exploding Kitten card from Exploding Kittens.
	Hobsthetigr
	Hmmm..... if it's going fast enough. OOOH! I KNOW! pulls out Seed Shooter from The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons
	Master
	All I have is this Deku Nut.
	Hobsthetigr
	20 minutes later …Or creatures cursed with the endless-explosions curse. Or land mines. Or floating mines. Or Potato Mines. Or Bob-Ombs. Or Gorons. Or magic wands with a Ruby Charge. Or…
	Hobsthetigr
	Or explosive snowballs. Or bomb flowers. Or Voltorbs. Or containers of Greek Fire. Or Bombchus. Or…
	Hobsthetigr
	Let’s see…. wait, is that a dead end in the tunnel!?!? No, wait, there’s some light shining through. That must be an exit that the Grocks forgot about. Does anyone have bombs, TNT, dynamite, Demise-O-Bombs, grenades, or other high grade explosives?
	Spaceman Spiff
	Can we get on with our journey now? I want to administer sweet justice to Hyper Zero (or Cataclysmic) and Chartreuse as soon as we can.
	Master
	Oh, yeah. Forgot about the mirror guys. (except for Retsam)
	Hobsthetigr
	NOPE!!!!!! WE'VE HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH DUPLICATES ALREADY!!!!! Anyway, we already have Mirror Hobsthetigr.
	Master
	(Long Pause) So, Hobsthetigr, how would you like to be duplicated?
	Master
	3 more: A third Stupendous Man, A second Rosalyn, and a sixth Susie.
	Master
	And a 2nd Moe Calvatar too.
	Master
	Another Spaceman Spiff Calvatar could be nice.
	Master
	Another thing I want is the ability to use bold and italic. The best we can do is UPPERCASE LETTERS.
	Master
	Some people think you should log in to post. I RESENT THAT!!! A LOT!
	Hobsthetigr
	Does anyone else have any requests for the future of Calvinball?
	Hobsthetigr
	Insaner, if you read these, these are the things that I want for the next update of Calvinball: removing the requirement of typing calvinball at the bottom, adding a way to block players that have inappropriate things in their actions, and 5 new calvatars: a 2nd one for Calvin's Mom, a 2nd one for Calvin's Dad, a 2nd one for Ms. Wormwood, one for Tracer Bullet, and one of the dinosaurs from Calvin's fantasies.
	Master
	I take a bite of the pizza. It's really hot, but I don't care. My tongue is heat resistant.
	Hobsthetigr
	No. Izalith the Lost was banished to the Realm of Demons when Cataclysmic encountered him on his way to our realm.
	Dinosaurus
	will we be seeing lost izalith? because if so, goodbye until this story arc is done
	Hobsthetigr
	I try to eat pizza. The scorching volcano burns it to ash before I can take a bite. And that's the story of why I conjured a portable mini fridge.
	blah
	NEW RULE!! all players have to eat pizza
	Hobsthetigr
	Maybe, if it was a really strong demon.
	Master
	Hold up. Lemme read about the Boilingsmoke Volcano. Mm-hm... Let's see, Cult of the Burning Hand, ok... wait. A Fire Demon is the leader of the cult?!
	Master
	What happens when it erupts?
	Hobsthetigr
	Now, a quick explanation of the Boilingsmoke Volcano. The Boilingsmoke Volcano is inhabited by kind humanoids called the Grocks. The tunnel was originally a path between Rockland (the Grock city) and Sandville, but they forgot about it. Anyway, a cult called the Cult of the Burning Hand has recently started among some of the Grocks. Also, some Fire Demons have started appearing, or so rumors say. And the volcano has been bubbling and smoking…… the Fire Temple is located in a lava lake at the top of the volcano. We have to get to the top of the volcano before it erupts!!
	Hobsthetigr
	I'm fine! Yay!
	Master
	Hobsthetigr! I'll help you! Magic, help this kind soul.
	Hobsthetigr
	Magic is fun! falls over BuT tAxInG... mAyBe ThAt ReViVe SpElL wAs ToO mUcH....
	Master
	Fire Parasite 2 got killed, but Fire Parasite 3 got away. So, Glacies Frigidus! (Ice Freeze in Latin)
	Hobsthetigr
	(Wait, the Parasites would be immune to fire attacks) AQUA EFFUSURA! (water spout in Latin)
	Hobsthetigr
	Not all of it, of course. Master still has most of it. I just absorbed enough of it to cast a few spells.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, where did that magic come from? Did I somehow absorb some of Master's magic when he died?
	Master
	Mae'n asmer i mi fod y gorau eto! (Welsh for: Time to be my best again!)
	Hobsthetigr
	You are pardoned. I promote you to Super Omega Soldier and from there, Dinosaurus promotes you back to Star Commander. Also, take this, fire worms! IGNIS IMPETUM!(fire attack in Latin)
	Master
	do i... get pardoned for calling dinosaurus "dinosaurs" all this time? can... i get... my powers back? can... i be star commander again? please?
	Master
	sniff ok... ill... come back... am i still chumpy? sniff
	Hobsthetigr
	(BTW, the spell's words are Latin for "Death, let him rise again! Revive our great ally!" I checked on Google Translate.)
	Hobsthetigr
	NOOOO!!! MASTER!!!!!! I cast a revive spell! MORS RESURGAT! MAGNUM SOCIUM NOSTRUM VIVIFICA!
	Master
	I willingly did this, you know... dies
	Master
	I lose my extraordinary powers, become mortal, and jump into a pit of spikes.
	Master
	Chumpy is the new lowest rank.
	Master
	I now lose the KingMaster thing and promote myself to "Chumpy".
	KingMaster
	I hereby unpromote myself from Star Commander. I'm just plain old Master.
	KingMaster
	I just realized Dinosaurs made a rule that if you dont put his name as DINOSAURUS, you lose arger points. I've been calling him Dinosaurs for so long now. loses arger points ×100000000000
	KingMaster
	I shoot 99+ energy blasts at the Fire Parasites, making my arms very tired.
	KingMaster
	[TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE.]
	Fire Parasite 3
	We'll defeat you!
	Fire Parasite 2
	We know what you did!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Two more Fire Parasites come out of the wall.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! The song "Amalgam" must be played during battle! If you don't know what that is, go search it up.
	(insert gibberish here)
	Sorry. Meant to say that.
	Fire Parasite
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH explodes
	Hobsthetigr
	at the top of my lungs FLOOGEN SNOOGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	OK, everyone stand back! I'm going to use some powerful magic to open the tunnel!
	Fire Parasite
	AAAAAAAHHHHRRRRHHHGGG explodes
	Hobsthetigr
	I splash water at the Fire Parisite.
	Master
	Oh, this is gonna turn into the inevitable, isn't it? transforms back into KingMaster
	Sherm
	NEW RULE!! Everyone now has a Gray Flag. (With the Gray Flag, you can make force fields.)
	Fire Parasite
	I'll destroy you!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Suddenly, something comes out of the wall.
	(insert gibberish here)
	Can we go to the temple now?
	Sherm
	And it's not rude. Many ask that question. Sometimes I answer.
	Master
	One of my extraordinary powers is lots of knowledge. I've watched this calvinball world since it started. I just haven't played 'til February 2024.
	Sherm
	Yes. I said before that I was Squishmallow Prince Sherman Marcus II.
	Hobsthetigr
	Sorry for being so confused, it could have been interpreted as rude. It’s so cool that you’re a prince!
	Hobsthetigr
	SQUISHMALLOW LAND?!? WHAT’S SQUISHMALLOW LAND!?!? ARE YOU REALLY THE PRINCE THERE!?!.
	Sherm
	Well, being prince over at Squishmallow Land.
	Hobsthetigr
	But what was your life before Master summoned you?
	Sherm
	Ugh. Fine. BACKSTORY: So, basically, Master summoned me from a portal to be a new player and one of his many right hand men. So yeah.
	Hobsthetigr
	I spin the wheel of back stories! It lands on........... SHERM!! Sherm, please share your backstory.
	Hobsthetigr
	Of course, your flag of unspecified purpose is different from the Lime Flag, which is mine.
	Dinosaurus
	for example, i have a green flag of unspecified purpose
	Dinosaurus
	also, the ability to take the place of the librarian means i can just say stuff and it becomes true
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh, Dinosaurus! I didn’t know you had infinite knowledge too! (I got infinite knowledge when I absorbed the power of prophecy from the Oracle.)
	Dinosaurus
	upon beating a librarian over the head with a piece of metal, i gained infinite knowledge, but as a result, became very bored
	Hobsthetigr
	Cool! Does anyone else have a backstory?
	Master
	BACKSTORY: A while ago, almost a year, in fact, I was created from the stardust from the Light Galaxy. I was the spirit of the world, and I got launched to this world to be a guardian. I was given extraordinary powers, and I liked helping people. Alas, it was very confusing, since I'd came from another world. But, when danger comes, I destroy it. My extraordinary powers were basically super powerful (and sometimes hard to control) magic. I also have a little bit of power from insaner. (NOTE: THIS IS LESS BACKSTORY AND MORE SPEECH) I am the hope of this world, and no evil will stop me. I've yet to be able to be even more powerful, and soon this world will be safe and tranquil.
	Hobsthetigr
	Why, shore. (Get it? Cause beach? I do want to hear it though.)
	Master
	Off topic, but does anyone wanna hear my backstory?
	Master
	Wait. Why are we having a pool party? Eh, it doesn't matter.
	Hobsthetigr
	POOOOOOOLLL PAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!!! I put on a bathing suit, and I jump into the water.
	SC \| Master
	Alright! jumps in water (PS. Dropping the "SC" from my name from now on.)
	Hobsthetigr
	Don’t worry, there shouldn’t be any monsters in the river. This is where the Sand Golems get water. They’re made of sand, so they don’t need to drink, so they only use the water for adding to cement for construction. They filter the water regularly, so there isn’t any monsters in it.
	Hobsthetigr
	sits down on the beach and refills my water bottle Well, we can rest here for a while, and there should be a tunnel up to the volcano nearby.
	Blitz
	puts on slippers So, what's next?
	SC \| Master
	grabs the duplicator Slippers for everyone!
	Hobsthetigr
	Can I have some slippers too? The beach is all gravel-y.
	SC \| Master
	Is the ground by the river jagged? If so... summons slippers
	Hobsthetigr
	Since we’re underground, the UFO crashes and explodes on the cave ceiling.
	SC \| Master
	"Don't you hate it when you're being abducted by aliens?" gets sucked in UFO
	SC \| Master
	Suddenly, an alien UFO comes and abducts me.
	Hobsthetigr
	the score is now: Us: Infinity to the power of infinity. Cataclysmic and Chartreuse: -500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Mr. Narrator Man: (CONTENT REMOVED) The monsters: 10.12543. The Sand Golems: 50^2
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, is that the Steaming River up ahead?
	Hobsthetigr
	I myself didn’t say that. It was more like a generalized rule than my personal speech.
	SC \| Master
	And if you can say "SOMEONE TAKE THE REINS OR WE'RE GONNA DIE!" while unconscious...
	King R
	Well, I helped some too. I have the power to view souls, so I kinda knew what to do.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, how could I have navigated? I was unconscious! Did you just. ASK MY UNCONSCIOUS BODY FOR DIRECTIONS!?!!?!
	Sherm
	I, Squishmallow Prince Sherman Marcus II, make a good offense and defense!
	SC \| Master
	With Hobsthetigr's navigation, Sherm's... um... offense, and my excellent driving skills, we got first place and outrode the Sand Golems.
	Hobsthetigr
	insert round of Mario Kart here
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Master takes the reins of the Zorg. However, our heroes accidentally go too near to Sandville and 5 Sand Golems riding native Giant Armadillos chase after us.
	SC \| Master
	I grab the reins really fast.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! SOMEONE TAKE THE REINS OR WE"RE GONNA DIE! (I'm still unconscious)
	Hobsthetigr
	wakes up ZORG.... TOO.... FFFAAASSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! hits head on stalactite at high speed blacks out
	Master, Star Commander, and King of Calvinball
	[TEST NAME]
	SC \| Master
	Sorry! Forgot to put my name.
	SC \|
	deep breath ok... WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
	Hobsthetigr
	Oops, I meant reins.
	Hobsthetigr
	AAAAAAAAAHHAGAHAHAHAH! SOMEONE GRAB THE REINA!!!!!!! AAAAAAA-blacks out
	Hobsthetigr
	AAAAAAAAAAAAASAAHSAHAHAHGAAHAAHHAAHGAGAGAAGGAGAAGAAGAAHHHHAAAHGAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHGGG!WHYDIDITHINKTHISWASAGOODIDEAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGGGAGHHAHAH! GAHAHAGGAAHHAAHAHAGHAHAHAAAHHAHAHHAAAHAHHA
	Hobsthetigr
	AAAAAAHHHHGGGGFFGGGGGYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHGGGAAABHHHHHHAAA AAAAAAAZGHGHGGGGHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJHHHGFGGGGGGGGGGG
	Hobsthetigr
	AAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHhhahahahhahahhaAAHAHAHH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAHHHHHHQHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHGAGAHQHTOOOFASTTOOFASTTOOOOFFFAAAAAAT AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
	Hobsthetigr
	AHHHHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHAHAHHHAHHHHAAAA AAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
	SC \| Master
	Ok, holding on! (But my reaction to fanfics... AHH FANFICS NOOOO)
	Hobsthetigr
	Is everyone safely in the Tobbogan? Yes? Ok, hold on! I whip the Zorg with my vine. It starts running! HOLD ON!!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	I like the series so much, I'm currently writing a fanfic for it! Don't judge me. Hey, look! The Zorg is waking up!
	Hobsthetigr
	As for myself, the series (counting senior year adventures, heroes of Olympus, and trials of Apollo) are some of my favorite books.
	SC \| Master
	So... whats... your... supposed plan?
	King R
	My favorite is The Sea of Monsters.
	Sherm
	Do the Percy Jackson Senior Year Adventures count? You know, the new ones?
	Blitz
	It's good. Nice characters.
	Hobsthetigr
	OK, so what are the Percy Jackson opinions of Blitz, Sherm, and King R?
	Spaceman Spiff
	comes to Hobsthetigr after doing a survey Sherm, Blitz, and King R have, no one else.
	Hobsthetigr
	OK, is there anyone who has read it here?
	Master
	Haven't read it, seen a small bit of the TV Show.
	Hobsthetigr
	Unrelated, but what’s everyone’s opinions on Percy Jackson?
	Hobsthetigr
	Yes! My Dinosaurus summoning ritual worked! Quick, hop into the Toboggan!
	Dinosaurus
	also elden ring, which is an objectively worse game because no one sets theme self on fire for the lore
	Dinosaurus
	if, and it is likely, you don't know what i am talking about, dark souls.
	Dinosaurus
	i put the evil guy in pot man alexander he dispose properly
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! they shall be used as weapons. Whack people with valuable pieces of metal instead of paying for the roofs in anor londo
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! titanite slabs shal not be used to uprgade crystal weapons
	Hobsthetigr
	Zorg fun fact: There's a town called Zorg in Algeria.
	Hobsthetigr
	I grab a nice, long, thick vine from nearby. Everyone, get onto the Toboggan!
	SC \| Master
	What's your idea?
	Hobsthetigr
	While the Zorg is stunned, I transmogrify an empty flower pot into Calvin's Toboggan and hook it up to the Zorg.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait! I have an idea! Stop attacking the Zorg!
	SC \| Master
	While the Zorg is stunned, I shoot plasma magic beams at it.
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot the Zorg in the crotch with my stun blaster.
	Hobsthetigr
	O Dinosaurus/ Great god of cheese/ Please come down from the heavens/ And join the party! (Dinosaurus summoning ritual.)
	Spaceman Spiff
	Just like I did with the last Zorg, I shoot it with my blaster.
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, don’t worry. Dinosaurus is still here. He gave us advice against the Sand Golems, so we know he still cares!
	Hobsthetigr
	grabs stun blaster
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, Master, that’s wholesome, but can you help against the giant rampaging Zorg?
	SC \| Master
	I love this place. It's where I come online to play in the world of Calvinball. It's where I come when I'm beaten down from a hard day. Mostly because of division. So, I love this, and everyone playing, too. Makes me sad that we don't have more players. The more, the merrier, and we're going to need a lot of merry to defeat Chartreuse and Cataclysmic. We gotta make this more popular. People should come here not just by the link at the fandom (which is how I found this place). Calvin and Hobbes is a really good series, and this is the opportunity of a lifetime. THANK YOU, INSANER!!!
	SC \| Master
	I press my hands on the wall. "Oh, where are you, Dinosaurs?"
	SC \| Master
	I feel lots of nostalgia. "Then the Zorg grows bigger..." I mutter.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	zorg eats 1 cannoli
	Hobsthetigr
	Giant Rats 2 and 3 were killed by the bullets. Giant Rat 1 retreated, but he’ll be back soon with a bigger army. Let’s just leave the Abandoned Greenhouse now… hey, look! There’s the exit!
	Giant Rat 1
	Squea-squeaaaakkkk! (RETREAT!!)
	SC \| Master
	PPS. Hobsthetigr, your MA rank is Ultra Captain (UC). Blitz is still Ruby Captain, and the rest are not registered.
	SC \| Master
	I shoot lots of bullets at the Giant Rats.
	GlitchMaster
	(Note: Since the MA (Mordon Alliance) is dead now, with the only two people in the MA commenting are me and Dinosaurs, I now give myself the rank of Star Commander (SC). I also put you in the MA too. Dinosaurs would be proud. PS. I turn into normal Master because the effects of the glitch wore off.)
	GlitchMaster
	Clicked it twice. (ugh)
	GlitchMaster
	I can speak rat you know. I attack Giant Rat 2 for harassing a member of their team.
	GlitchMaster
	I can speak rat you know. I attack Giant Rat 2 for harassing a member of their team.
	Giant Rat 2
	Sssqqquueak! (Shut up, 3!)
	Giant Rat 3
	Squeaks in agony
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey! I think you mean GlitchMaster! I throw a bag full of rose thorns at Giant Rat 1, which opens in midair. The rose thorns hit Giant Rats 1 and 3.
	Giant Rat 1
	Squeakkkkk! Squeeaaakk! (I try to bite (insert gibberish here), but Master protects him, so I bite Master instead!)
	Hobsthetigr
	I kick away Giant Rat 2 and, after that, break a nearby flowerpot over Giant Rat 3’s head.
	Giant Rat 2
	Squeeaaakkkk!!! (Giant Rat 3 and I pounce at Hobsthetigr)
	Giant Rat
	Irritated squeak (2 more giant rats arrive as backup)
	GlitchMaster
	Call me GlitchMaster, will you?
	KingMaster
	I'm transforming back into normal Master for now, but I will transform back. Actually... finds a Pot Of Glitches out of my backpack and dumps it on my head
	KingMaster
	I teleport the calvinball in my hands, and spike it at the rat. Since I touched it, I get sw0 points.
	Hobsthetigr
	The Meanus Guy Trap is beheaded in a flash of gray! The things that were here the whole time are revealed to be… Giant Rats! They must have gotten huge after the Greenhouse was abandoned!
	Meanus Guy Trap
	:( (I try to bite you guys!)
	Hobsthetigr
	Something tries to bite us! It’s a Meanus Guy Trap!
	KingMaster
	Aah!!! Something odd! I'm reporting it!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	Suddenly, the lights go out. Fortunately, we all have flashlights. With the flashlight, I see some shattered pots and withering plants, both with front-teeth marks in them….
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! If you see something odd, report it to the group.
	Hobsthetigr
	I see a flash of dark grey, and then another, out of the corner of my eye….
	KingMaster
	NEW RULE!! If you touch the calvinball, you gain sw0 points!
	Sherm
	What?! Is that a bug?
	Mr. Narrator Man
	And so, our heroes warily walk into the Abandoned Greenhouse. They hear a strange skittering noise from somewhere…..
	(insert gibberish here)
	All right. Abandoned Greenhouse time!
	Hobsthetigr
	We can see Sandville from here, but of course, we avoid it. We go around and, after a few minutes, we’re in front of the Sand Golem’s Old Abandoned Greenhouse.
	Master
	Yeah. They might've gotten word about the death sentence thingy and it's not very good to be chased by like, 50 sand golems.
	Hobsthetigr
	Hhhmmm….. this map isn’t as good as it could be… I upgrade it into a Holo-Map that can perfectly show anything. Let’s see, the map says that the Steaming River is just through… SANDVILLE!?!? THE SAND GOLEM CITY!?!?!? WE CAN’T GO THROUGH THERE!!!! Wait.. it says that there’s another path. Phew! We just need to go through the Sand Golem’s abandoned greenhouse. That shouldn’t be too bad!
	Spaceman Spiff
	Plus, it was good practice for the road ahead.
	Blitz
	They hit us first. Also, we killed them with, um... some of their roots were on the surface when the tried to attack, so... basically counterattacks. ♠︎
	Hobsthetigr
	1. How did you kill those cactus monsters? Their exteriors are damage- and magic-resistant. 2. Why would you kill those cactus monsters? They’re peaceful unless they’re disturbed.
	Blitz
	We were unstoppable! ♠︎
	King R
	While you were busy, we killed lots of Cactus Monsters on the surface.
	KingMaster
	Easy. teleports the rest of the gang to the caves
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot a fireball at Sand Golem 1, turning him to glass. We should get back to the surface… checks map Actually, the Steaming River is underground. The sun doesn’t reach us here, so it would be more efficient to go underground. We just need to get King R, Blitz, (insert gibberish here), and Spaceman Spiff down here.
	KingMaster
	Don't care. shoots another laser beam to destroy Sand Golem 1
	Sand Golem 1
	AUUUGGGHHH! YOUR SENTENCES HAVE BEEN TRIPLED DUE TO THIS DOUBLE HOMICIDE!
	Sand Golem 1
	Wha? I... Um... Uh... runs away
	Hobsthetigr
	While the Sand Golems are distracted, I tackle Sand Golem 3 and transmogrify him into normal sand. He falls apart harmlessly.
	KingMaster
	I shoot a laser beam, completely obliterating Sand Golem 2.
	Master
	soul comes out Well, I guess this is it... Goodbye... NOT!!! teleports body out of chamber and zooms back in body Never underestimate my power!!! transforms into KingMaster
	Sand Golem 2
	YOU MAY BE IMMORTAL, BUT YOU WILL BE AS GOOD AS DEAD. WE WON’T COME BACK AND FREE YOU, EVER. YOU WILL SEE NOTHING, SAY NOTHING, HEAR NOTHING, DO NOTHING. IT WILL BE THE SAME AS DEATH FOR YOU.
	Master
	These golems don't know one thing: I'm immortal. No sand will suffocate me!
	Sand Golem 1
	The glass repairs itself. FOR MULTIPLE VIOLATIONS OF OUR LAWS (trying to cross the border without a passport, trying to use a false passport, harming border officers, and attempting to break out of prison), YOU WILL BE GIVEN… THE DEATH SENTENCE! Your glass prison begins to slowly fill up with sand…
	Master
	I JUST GRABBED SOMETHING AT RANDOM AND SCRIBBLED (PASSPORT) ON IT!!! Also, I break the glass with an energy beam.
	Hobsthetigr
	Master, by the way, why is your “passport” a picture of Pikachu with the word passport on it?
	Sand Golem 3
	OH MY! LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE NEEDS SOLITARY CONFINEMENT! The sand around Master traps him and hardens into really thick glass.
	Hobsthetigr
	I join in and eat some sand to help out.
	Master
	I eat through the wall of sand and start attacking Sand Tokens 1 & 2.
	Master
	Following what Dinosaurs said, I eat some sand. Just for fun.
	Dinosaurus
	aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the thingy posted twice. great
	Dinosaurus
	additionally, fire. just fire. i have nothing to do with my time phasing in and out of the world to talk to random people
	Dinosaurus
	additionally, fire. just fire. i have nothing to do with my time phasing in and out of the world to talk to random people
	Dinosaurus
	sand is edible. you people need to rethink how you go about this
	Sand Golem 1
	THIS OFFENSE IN UNFORGIVABLE. YOU WILL NOW BE DEPORTED!A wall of sand surrounds Hobsthetigr, Master, and Sherm.
	Sand Golem 2
	THIS PASSPORT IS CLEARLY FAKED. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST PHOTOSHOPPED THE WORD PASSPORT ONTO A PHOTO OF PIKACHU.
	Master
	grabs a fake passport Here you go.
	Sand Golem 3
	YOU HAVE NO PASSPORTS OR IDENTIFICATION! LEAVE OUR DESERT NOW OR BE VIOLENTLY DEPORTED!
	Sand Golem 2
	WE ARE THE DESERT’S BORDER PATROL!
	Sand Golem 1
	STOP! THIS IS OUR HOME!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	Unfortunately, underground, the yelling causes something in the sand to stir and take human forms….
	Hobsthetigr
	yells once more ALSO, THIS IS HOBSTHETIGR!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Blitz
	yells again IT WAS ME, BLITZ!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	yells back WHOEVER SAID THAT, THANK YOU!!!!!
	Blitz
	yells as loud as I can HEY GREAT JOB TO WHOEVER DID THAT!!! ♠︎
	Cactus Monster
	ARRRRGGGGGUUUHHHHH! MY ROOTS! shrivels up AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHhhhhhh—- dies
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, what are those? I slash through some thick green wall things.
	Master
	Wait! Sherm! Hobsthetigr said before that there were monsters in the caves! You weren't listening, were you?! Spiff, (insert gibberish here), King R, and Blitz, stay here. jumps into sinkhole after Hobsthetigr and Sherm
	King R
	I block the spikes and they hit Cactus Monster.
	Cactus Monster
	HEY! I WAS SLEEPING IN THAT SAND! LEAVE ME ALONE! I shoot spikes at King R.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	As our heroes begin the journey through the Churning Desert, King R trips over the hand of something green and spiky…
	Hobsthetigr
	Umm… I think so. Only near the underground part of the volcano, though. There’s a bunch of magic Heat Crystal over there. But don’t go under there! The underground is full of- before I can finish, Sherm has jumped into the nearest sinkhole. -monsters called Sand Golems. Oh darn! There’s no way that Sherm can fight through all those monsters! Wait! jumps into sinkhole
	Sherm
	Ooh! Are there crystals in the underground cave?
	Master
	Ok. forces open my body's mouth and pours the water in He will be okay, but is fast asleep now.
	Hobsthetigr
	Here, take this. hands master a water bottle This should help against the heat stroke. Anyway, the Steaming River is on the way to the volcano. You can have a drink there.
	Hobsthetigr
	I know, right? The fire magic that the volcano releases prevents us from teleporting any closer. The Churning Desert is called that because the ground is riddled with quicksand, sinkholes, and whirlsand, which is like a whirlpool, just sandier. Also, there are a lot of sandstorms. The sinkholes lead to a vast underground cave system filled with monsters called Sand Golems. Enjoy!
	Master
	charming voice Hey guys. Master is not dead, he just has an extreme case of heat stroke. Push my body on a wagon, or something.
	Master
	H-HOT...falls over and passes out, and my soul comes from my body
	Master
	Alright. teleports everyone to the Churning Desert OH MY GOD, IT'S SO HOT!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	The Fire Temple is located in the crater of the Boilingsmoke Volcano. To get there, we need to go through the Churning Desert.
	Master
	I was like... What?! Why are we having the snake that tried to kill us and a stone goblin as candidates? votes for Blitz
	Hobsthetigr
	We all get back to where we started. Our next goal is the Fire Temple!
	Hobsthetigr
	ONE ELECTION LATER…. The results are in! Q votes for the Super Swamp Serpent… Banana votes for Rock Troll 4…. and 100000000000 votes for Blitz! Congratulations, Blitz! You are the winner! The Super Swamp Serpent and Rock Troll 4 have exploded!
	Blitz
	I'm talking about the next Temple Guardian.
	Hobsthetigr
	The Fog Lord was the Temple’s guardian.
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the Bronze Flag to warp the V Super Flag into a secure underground vault. Oh! Wait! It’s time for the G.R.O.S.S. Ruby Captain election! The candidates are: the Super Swamp Serpent, Rock Troll 4, and Blitz. The losers will explode. Time to vote!
	Blitz
	And what is the Temple Guardian? Doesn't matter. I'll destroy it anyway! ♠︎
	Master
	What temple is next?
	Master
	Alright! grabs the first V Super Flag
	Explorer 3
	Wha... What time period is this?
	Hobsthetigr
	Huh. Anyway, with the other 2 temples, there will be hard puzzles and the Temple Guardian inside. But, with The Earth Temple, I think that the Fog Lord was the Temple’s guardian. Let’s just go in and grab the V Super Flag, eh?
	Master
	Um... Uh...
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait! I think that they’re the last explorers, from 30 years ago!
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait… who are they? points at the 4 people who weren’t there before
	Master
	Alright. Lets go to the Temple of Earth!
	Hobsthetigr
	With Fog Lord defeated, all the fog vanishes. (insert gibberish here), Blitz, King R, and Spaceman Spiff appear again. One puff of smoke remains. The smoke dissipates, revealing Master inside. He’s alive! So are the Rock Trolls, but they’re just fighting each other.
	Fog Lord
	NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I.. CAN NOT… BE CONTAINED….. OR… RESTRAI- is sucked into the vacuum
	Hobsthetigr
	Driven by rage, I transmogrify a boulder into a giant vacuum. I suck up every last puff of Fog Lord!
	Fog Lord
	Ha Ha Ha! Yum! He was a good first course! TIME FOR THE MAIN DISH!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	Master! No!! Master turns to dust in the black fog.
	Master
	(Sorry. Master. Not Mase.)
	Mase
	Ok, if only real flesh savors you... jumps into the fog
	Fog Lord
	HAHAHHHA! Nothing can get through my Fog- not fists nor stones nor energy nor magic. How will you defeat a foe that you can neither flee from or slay!? Mwahhahaha!
	Hobsthetigr
	I try to transmogrify the fog into something safer, but the blast just passes through harmlessly. Wait! Sherm has the Gray Flag! Quick, set up a force field!
	Fog Lord
	Your clones are not truly alive, they are just flavorless copies of you! Only mortal flesh can appease my stomach! Just give up!
	Fog Lord
	Ha! A quick spell cannot destroy me! Nothing can! I am the fog that surrounds this entire forest! Your efforts are futile!
	Master
	Will you be at peace if I give you lots to eat? clones myself 100 times
	Fog Lord
	Hahaha! You cannot fight, you cannot escape! My fog surrounds you, my Fog of Despair! Those ones I have captured, those friends of yours… I shall eat you as my supper, and them as my dessert!
	Master
	I am casting a magic spell. To get rid of this black fog. Would you like to help?
	???
	Ha ha ha! You think you can escape me? The Fog cannot be defeated. The Fog is me! I have been lingering for eons! My Fog consumes all! It has been decades since my last meal, those explorers who left those lanterns! They thought that some wood and a mushroom could defeat me! My Fog of Despair vaporized them! It consumes them.. AND IT SHALL CONSUME YOU! I AM… THE FOG LORD!
	Hobsthetigr
	A new, strange fog comes in. This fog is a thick black, and the Lantern isn’t parting it. We back off, but when the Rock Trolls touch it, they turn to dust. We hear a strange voice from the fog…
	Master
	uses Glowshroom Lantern Hey, I can see the Temple of Earth!
	Master
	Currently we got: Master, Hobsthetigr, and Sherm. Not very much.
	Hobsthetigr
	The fog gets thick once more. When it goes back to normal, both Spaceman Spiff and King R are missing.
	Master
	So, the Rock Trolls 1 & 3 kill Rock Troll 2.
	Hobsthetigr
	Rock Trolls 1 and 2 gang up on Rock Troll 3.
	Rock Troll 2
	ARGHH! A TRAITOR! KILL THE TRAITOR!
	Master
	Well, the magnet flag is so powerful, it attracts all tiny solid things. You'd need more for bigger things.
	Rock Troll 1
	HEY! WHO DID THAT?!
	Hobsthetigr
	Rock Troll 3 tries to throw a rock at me, but it misses and hits Rock Troll 1.
	Hobsthetigr
	The lantern shards aren’t made of metal…
	Rock Troll 1
	I've got you now!
	Master
	Unfortunately, the rock trolls follow us to the surface.
	Rock Troll 3
	I THROW A ROCK AT THE INTRUDER!
	Master
	I use my transmogrify gun to turn a spare flag into a Bronze Flag, and warp Hobsthetigr back on the surface. Then, I use a magnet flag to get the remaining 2 lantern shards to us. Lantern Shards (3) + Glowshroom (1) = Glowshroom Lantern!
	Rock Troll 2
	KILL THE INTRUDER!
	Rock Troll 1
	HEY! AN INTRUDER!
	Hobsthetigr
	I go back to the crossroads and go don the path with coal and obsidian. Another dead end, but this time, there’s rock trolls!
	Hobsthetigr
	I open a portal to the bottom of the Mariana Trench inside the Tentacle Monster’s stomach. The Tentacle Monster swells up like a balloon and explodes. I win!!
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the sharp lantern shard to cut off one of the Tentacle Monster’s tentacles. Also, I hit the Tentacle Monster in the nose with the Lime Flag.
	Tentacle Monster
	Obey me, tentacles!
	Tentacle Monster
	Ouch! I grab Hobsthetigr with 3 of my tentacles.
	Hobsthetigr
	I transform into a buffalo and ram into the tentacle monster.
	Hobsthetigr
	Btw, Master, sorry for rejecting your help, I just thought that there might be a lantern piece down here.
	Hobsthetigr
	Btw, Master, sorry for rejecting your help, I just thought that there might be a lantern piece down here.
	Moss Tentacle
	:( tries to whack Hobsthetigr
	Tentacle Monster
	Rar! I'm an evil monster and I'm gonna eat you up!
	Mr. Narrator Man
	The Moss Tentacle turns out to be a giant blue monster with six tentacles.
	Hobsthetigr
	I go through the overgrown path. I jump over a large hole near the entrance, and I walk into a lush, mossy, dead-end room. I turn to leave, but a rumbling sound shakes the cavern. Out of the hole emerges… the Moss Tentacle!
	Hobsthetigr
	I walk for a while in the underground cave system, and I eventually reach a 3 way crossroads. One seems normal, One has coal and obsidian all around it, and one is overgrown with moss, plants, and Glowshrooms.
	Master
	Fine. drops giant rock on the ground I could get you up from there , but... eh. walks further into Bonewoods
	Hobsthetigr
	It‘s a vertical drop of several meters. I can’t get back up if I wanted to. Besides, I’ve already ventured deeper into the cave.
	Master
	You don't need to. I use all my power to lift the rock, and you escape.
	Hobsthetigr
	The fog thickens once more. This time, Blitz is missing when the fog goes back to normal.
	Hobsthetigr
	I grab the lantern fragment from Master and slash at the Moss Tentacle. It retreats, but unfortunately, I fall into the hole with the lantern fragment. A rock rolls down the hill and plugs the hole. If I can find my way out of the cave, I can meet back up with the rest of you guys.
	Sherm
	I grab a Glowshroom from a mossy area. But, the mossy area had a giant tentacle coming out of a hole in the ground. I escape before the tentacle can grab me.
	Mr. Narrator Man
	1/3 lantern fragments have been found.
	Master
	Hey, I found a lantern fragment!
	Hobsthetigr
	As we walk deeper into the forest, the fog thickens. When it goes back to normal, (insert gibberish here) is gone.
	Hobsthetigr
	I transmogrify the Bog Monster into a worm and step on it. See, I told you there was monsters! Anyway, your lantern wouldn’t have worked anyway. The fog here is strange and magical; only a Glowshroom Lantern can part it.
	Bog Monster
	But of course, it won't be easy. eats lantern
	Mr. Narrator Man
	And so, the energy platform lands and disappears, leaving our heroes in the Bonewoods.
	Master
	I do have a lantern...
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, yes, there are a lot of bones just lying around.
	Hobsthetigr
	Ok. The Bonewoods are a creepy foggy forest area, with creepy fog monsters around every corner. The Earth Temple will be impossible to find unless we can get a Glowshroom Lantern. It can part the fog, allowing us to find our way. The Glowshrooms aren’t the problem; they grow all over the Bonewoods. But I don’t know how we can get the lantern. I’ve heard rumors that the last adventurers left 3 fragments of a lantern, hidden throughout the Bonewoods….
	Master
	Are there like, lots of bones?
	Master
	Well, I am all powerful. I just forgot I could do that.
	Hobsthetigr
	Well, it’s a forest that’s all foggy and- wait, since when can you create energy platforms?
	Master
	Hobsthetigr, what are the Bonewoods like?
	Master
	I make yet another energy platform, and fly away faster.
	Super Swamp Serpent
	I shoot extra special sticky mud, gluing the energy platform to the ground.
	Master
	Soon, I come to, make another energy platform, and get the rest of the gang, fixing my mistake.
	Super Swamp Serpent
	Arrggghh!!!! Where did you go!?!?? I randomly shoot blasts of mud into the air. One of them, by chance, hits Master’s energy platform. He crash lands in a nearby tree, causing him to lose consciousness. Other than that, he’s fine.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, Master! Only you were on the energy platform! Don’t leave us behind!
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the Bronze Flag to open a portal to Los Angeles next to the Super Swamp Serpent’s head. It’s temporarily blinded by the smog.
	Master
	The energy platform zooms away to the Bonewoods. We'll deal with Super Swamp Serpent later.
	Master
	I create an energy platform just before we sink.
	Super Swamp Serpent
	I eat King R’s 49 crowns and spit them at Master’s Lego tower. The crowns knock the Lego tower into the swamp, where it promptly sinks.
	King R
	I duplicate my crown 50 times and throw 49 and Super Swamp Serpent. I put the remaining one back on my head.
	Master
	I reach into my pocket and get out Legos, The Goosy-Grow, and sandals. I give everyone the sandals to put on their feet, and use the Goosy-Grow to make the Legos supersized, and start building a tower to be safe from the mud. If you've ever stood on a Lego before, you'd know why I gave you sandals.
	Super Swamp Serpent
	RRRAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! TAKE THIS! I shoot a torrent of mud into the swamplands. The water level rises so that you’re stuck on tiny islands of dry land.
	Master
	How 'bout no? creates a giant beam of energy Take this!!! giant beam of energy hits Super Swamp Serpent
	Super Swamp Serpent
	GET OUT OF OUR SWAMP!!!!!!!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	The Mud Serpents are fed up with you guys and fuse into the Super Swamp Serpent.
	Sherm
	I zoom straight at Mud Serpent 1, pushing him back into the mud. I land back on the ground afterwards.
	(insert gibberish here)
	I grab Spaceman Spiff's blaster and shoot Mud Serpents 3 and 2.
	Hobsthetigr
	I grab (insert gibberish here)’s hand before he falls into the swamp.
	Mud Serpent 2
	I hit (insert gibberish here) with my tail and try to knock him into the swamp.
	Hobsthetigr
	Spiff, why did you have to throw away the GPS? We still could have used it.
	GPS
	Zzzzzzzt… ERROR! ERROR! explodes
	Mr. Narrator Man
	And so, our heroes walk into the Sinking Swamp.
	Mud Serpent 3
	This is our swamp!!!!
	Mud Serpent 2
	This is our swamp!!!
	Mud Serpent 1
	This is our swamp!!
	Spaceman Spiff
	Wait. This is a car GPS! Aaaaaa!!! throws the GPS into the swamp
	Hobsthetigr
	We start our journey through the Sinking Swamp.
	GPS
	In 100 feet, turn left.
	Spaceman Spiff
	I grab my GPS and get a map of the maze.
	Master
	Oh wait. I brought some friends... opens a suitcase and (insert gibberish here), Sherm, King R, and Spaceman Spiff pop out
	Master
	Vermilion was a go-getter and transformed himself into Flame God, but Chartreuse was some random crabby guy who got engulfed by bubbles.
	Hobsthetigr
	Ok, we can deal with that later. For now, we should start our journey through the Sinking Swamp.
	Master
	Also, you know how Chartreuse escaped from your mouth when you were a dragon? Well, he's been watching you from the shadows and teleported Cataclysmic to The Giant Castle In The Sky.
	Hobsthetigr
	Cool! New Calvinball player! I hope he doesn’t turn evil like Vermillion or Chartreuse!
	Blitz
	Being Ruby Captain will be fun! ♠︎
	Master
	This is Blitz. He has a tendency to end sentences with ♠︎.
	Blitz
	I do! I'm running for the office of RC (Ruby Captain)!
	Master
	Anyone else wanna join G.R.O.S.S.?
	Master
	Three cheers for first tiger, and El Presidente, Hobsthetigr, the delight of all cognoscenti! He's savvy! He has aa prodigious IQ, and lots of panache, as all tigers do! In his fancy chapeau, he's a leader with taste! May his orders be heeded and his views be embraced! (OH GROSS... BEST CLUB IN THE COSMOS...)
	Hobsthetigr
	As in, I’m assuming the office of First Tiger.
	Hobsthetigr
	G.R.O.S.S. ALERT! NEW MEMBER! I’m the first tiger!
	Master
	Attention! All rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S is now called to order by the great grandiose dictator-for-life, the ruler supreme, the fearless, the brave, the held-high in esteem, Master The Bold! Yes stand up and hail his humbleness now! May his wisdom prevail!
	Master
	Before we start, do you wanna join G.R.O.S.S? I'm gonna sing the G.R.O.S.S song.
	Hobsthetigr
	The first step of our journey is through the Sinking Swamp. The swamp is covered by swamplands that, if you fall in, you will immediately sink in and suffocate. The small amount of dry land there is in the shape of a giant maze. Also, there are mud serpents that sometimes pop out from the mud that try to knock you into the swamp.
	Hobsthetigr
	The good news is that we only need three things for the ritual! The bad news is that those things…. are….. well, the V Super Flags. Remember how I said that the Omega Void Flag destroyed the V Super Flags? Well, that wasn’t entirely true. It actually teleported them to three temples on the corners of the world. We need to go on journeys to the fire, ice, and earth temples. Each flag will be guarded by an extremely powerful temple guardian. The paths to and through the temples will have puzzles and monsters too. We should start with the Earth Temple; it’s closest. We should go through the Sinking Swamp as a shortcut to the Bonewoods, where the Earth Temple is located.
	Master
	Alright. Lets do this ritual!
	Hobsthetigr
	I knock Cataclysmic unconscious with a nearby large rock and tie him up. I lock him in The Basement.
	Hobsthetigr
	The prophecy refers to the Omega Void Flag that you absorbed. To remove said Flag’s essence, we need a ritual to exorcise it from you. Fortunately, I learned the ritual when I absorbed the prophetic knowledge. Once we exorcise it, you will lose your Powers, you will become not evil, and you will no longer be cursed.
	Cataclysmic
	writes a note that says: FINE. I'LL DESTROY THE VOID IN ME. WHERE ARE THE KNIVES?
	Cataclysmic
	grabs the Nuh Uh flag and holds it in a tight grip so that pesky Master can't get it
	Cataclysmic
	gives Hobsthetigr a note that says: The special abilities were very powerful magic, transmogrifining, prophetic-ness, and the "wear pants or be smote by L" rule.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW PROPHECY FOR HYPERZERO: TRY TO CURSE ME? I’LL CURSE YOU TOO! I’LL ZIP YOUR LIPS! CAN’T TALK, CAN YOU? You can no longer talk or do any actions that require speaking. Talking to your enemies or allies, saying code words or passwords, and delivering prophecies all require speaking.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! When you mention “special abilities ”, you have to specify the special abilities in question. This renders your previous curse null and void.
	Cataclysmic
	NEW RULE!! Losing abilities now doesn't follow the power of your curse. So, I get my powers back.
	Hobsthetigr
	Sorry, I accidentally put the instead of ye in one of the lines.
	Hobsthetigr
	PROPHECY PART 2: To be free from the curse I've laid opon thee, destroy the Void that is within the. Other than that, the curse works in reverse; heal to feel better, harm to feel worse.
	Hobsthetigr
	You lose special abilities too because of my prophecy!
	Cataclysmic
	THIS IS A PROPHECY, NOT A SIMPLE RHYME, NOW YOU ARE BANNED FROM SPECIAL ABILITIES FOR ALL TIME!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
	Cataclysmic
	I use the prophecy flag to gain prophetic knowledge.
	Hobsthetigr
	P.s. because you haven’t absorbed prophetic knowledge.
	Hobsthetigr
	I was blasted with an explosion, so HyperZero is blasted with an explosion.
	Cataclysmic
	YOU CLAIMED YOU WERE RUBBER, AND I AM GLUE, BUT YOU'LL SOON FIND IM STICKIER THAN YOU. (not a prophecy, just a simple rhyme)
	Cataclysmic
	PS. Because I haven't what? (idk and idc)
	Cataclysmic
	So? I blast Hobsthetigr with an explosion.
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, back and blast don’t rhyme.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, you can’t give me a prophecy, because I absorbed the prophetic knowledge of the Oracle Of Delphi, the greatest Oracle of the world. You can’t deliver a prophecy because you haven’t.
	Cataclysmic
	YOU HAVE NOW CURSED ME, TIME TO GET BACK. CAUSE YOU ARE THE WORST, SEE? I'LL HAVE A BLAST! (You cannot use special abilities. HA HA.)
	Cataclysmic
	Yeah? Well... THIS IS A CURSE, AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS JUST A PROPHECY.
	Hobsthetigr
	Python Prophecy Moment: HYPER ZERO, THIS IS YOUR PROPHECY: YOUR FOES ARE RUBBER, YOU ARE GLUE. YOU’LL QUICKLY FIND THAT THEY’RE VOODOO. YOU ARE DENYING THIS, I SEE, SO I BESTOW A CURSE TO FULFILL MY PROPHECY. Hyper zero, you are now cursed. Whenever you harm a foe, you will be harmed yourself. Enjoy!
	Hyper Zero
	First off, when I absorbed the powers of the Omega Void Flag, I became immortal. laughs You actually thought... laughs again I was gonna... laughs a third time be defeated that easily? laughs super duper hard (I put on pants that cannot be removed or destroyed)
	Hobsthetigr
	Thank you, L, Great S-tier God!
	Hobsthedragn
	Since the Omega Void Flag was absorbed by Hyprzro before he was burned, eaten, and killed, I am no longer stuck in dragon form.
	Hobsthedragn
	Hyper Zero burns in blue fire. A rift appears under him. He falls into the Pit of Eternal Punishment, where he is then eaten by Kampe, the half-human, half-dragon warden of the cyclopses from Greek Mythology.
	L
	Denier Of Pants, I smite thee!
	Hobsthedragn
	Wait! Hyper0 isn't wearing Pants!
	Hobsthedragn
	#Supporttheturtles. Also, I eat the spikes and missiles before they reach their intended targets, and I spit them back at HyperZero.
	Master
	Guys, I learned about the Hoan Kiem Turtle. It's really rare. There's only one left, and I'm not sure if it's even alive anymore #SupportTheTurtles
	Hyper Zero
	Enough. I blast Sherm and Spaceman Spiff with shadow missiles, and shoot Master with spikes.
	Master
	You didn't. I have my own just in case.
	Hobsthedragn
	Wait, Master, when did I give you my Transmogrifier Gun?
	Hobsthedragn
	I put a portal to a black hole under Hyperzero with the Bronze Flag. It sucks in his pants.
	Hyper Zero
	You all... have made the stupid mistake of trying to stop me.
	Cataclysmic
	Ha ha ha... I've finished absorbing the power from the Omega Void Flag! Now... I am now HYPER ZERO!!!
	Master
	I transmogrify the watermelon into a electric fence, and push Cataclysmic into it.
	Chartreuse
	I escape from Hobsthedragn's mouth.
	Cataclysmic
	I put acid and fire proof pants.
	Master
	Whoa whoa whoa. DINOSAURS, THE INFINITE CHEESE GOD? Welcome back!
	Dinosaurus
	finally, i may use my secret weapon, CHEESE. I can throw it at high rates at bad guys
	Dinosaurus
	Domain expansion get bent "skwoosh"
	Hobsthedragn
	NEW RULE!! Your rule has been vetoed due to the fact that I am stuck in dragon form and therefore your rule would have disqualified me.
	Cataclysmic
	NEW RULE!! Dragons are no longer allowed!
	Hobsthedragn
	I transform into a hydra and spit acid to dissolve Cataclysmic’s fire proof pants.
	Cataclysmic
	I put on fire proof pants.
	Hobsthedragn
	While Cataclysmic is regenerating his hands, I transform into a fire breathing dragon and burn off his pants!
	Hobsthedragn
	When Cataclysmic pries open my mouth, I eat his hands!
	Cataclysmic
	I crush the bread products and shove Master away.
	Master
	Nom nom nom... Thanks! I quickly squeeze some power into two baguettes, turning them into ultra Baguettes! I use the Ultra Baguettes to smack Cataclysmic.
	Cataclysmic
	I quickly put on pants and pry Hobsthedragn's mouth open to get Chartreuse.
	Hobsthedragn
	I toss Master 15 baguettes and an entire watermelon.
	Hobsthedragn
	I transform into the giant serpent Python (it's from Greek Mythology, look it up. Most people agree it counts as a dragon.) I capture the Oracle of Delphi and absorb its prophetic knowledge. I learn that when Cataclysmic is not wearing pants, he shall be smote. Also, I eat Chartreuse.
	Master
	I need food to regenerarate... I'm dying here... I'll take a sliver... A scrap... A crumb! Anything!!!
	Cataclysmic
	I shoot a laser beam at Master, making him weak.
	Spaceman Spiff
	I fly into the air and shoot Cataclysmic from above.
	Cataclysmic
	The acid has no effect. Also, I get a Burn Heal and help Chartreuse.
	Hobsthedragn
	Just because I'm stuck as a dragon doesn't mean I can't shapeshift! I transform into a 9-headed poisonous hydra and spit acid at the Omega Void Flag.
	Hobsthedragn
	I set Chartreuse on fire.
	Cataclysmic
	Eh. Still a bad hero.
	Hobsthedragn
	Call me Hobsthedragn for now.
	Hobsthetigr
	Unfortunately, the Omega Void Flag is immune to fire, and it sends out a magic beam that permanently keeps me as a dragon.
	Hobsthetigr
	I transform into a dragon and fly up to Cataclysmic. I send out a ray of flame, attempting to torch the Omega Void Flag.
	Cataclysmic
	Listen. I LOVE your pitiful attempt to stop me. And while you did kill Calamity, I stand in his place, with his SOUL! Must be how I despise you so much. Look. You are never going stop me. I mean... laughs What kind of hero are you when you can't even understand what a metaphor is! laughs Yeah, you are at least "powerful". I like your adminlike quality, but it's gonna take a lot more than just 3 dumb flag lasers to kill me! laughs So yeah. Hobsthetigr, you truly are a waste of time and life. You will cease to exist at my hands now! Especially for Chartreuse... He will come back. RIGHT NOW!!! shoots a laser beam that summons Chartreuse Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Time for Hobsthetigr to die here and now, and that puny Master, too!
	Mirror Dinosaurs
	NOW THAT I HAVE SUCH GREAT POWERS... CALL ME "CATACLYSMIC".
	Master
	King R has telekinesis, Spiff can fly, (insert gibberish here) is really strong, and Sherm is really fast.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! Wear pants or be smote by the great god L.
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, Sherm, Spiff, (insert gibberish here), King R, want some Zygalock Juice?
	Hobsthetigr
	Cool! I can shapeshift!
	Master
	I forgot. The Juice Of Zygalock has weird side effects to some who drink it.
	Hobsthetigr
	Ok, sure. Drinks the Juice BLECCCHHH! The pixie dust made it all fizzy! I hate fizzy drinks! Shape-shifts into a rhinoceros GRR-MOOOROO! (Rhinoceros for “Never mind. I’m not complaining.”) Shape-shifts back
	Master
	Look. Just drink the stinkin' juice.
	Master
	The special ingredient has lots of Pixie Dust mixed in as well. Oh and artificial colors Red 35, Blue 2, and Blue 18.
	Master
	Lots of Vitamin C. Low Cholesterol, too!
	Master
	Well, Sodium Zygote, Powdered Sugar, Slime Extract, etc.
	Hobsthetigr
	I’m glad that it doesn’t have juice from the Fruit of Zygalock, because the Fruit of Zygalock is deadly to 97% of complex life forms. But what are the special ingredients?
	Master
	There is no fruit of Zygalock. It's just normal apple juice with special ingredients to give you power.
	Master
	It's just juice with like, it's just normal apple juice, but the ingredients in the power part makes it a tiny bit bitter.
	Hobsthetigr
	Like, is it just the juice of the Fruit of Zygalock? Or is it, like, some sort of smoothie?
	Hobsthetigr
	Just tell me what’s in it.
	Master
	What are you allergic to?
	Hobsthetigr
	What’s in it? (I just want to know so that I can make sure that it doesn’t have anything I’m allergic to in it.)
	Master
	No drugs or anything. It looks like apple juice, but has a special chemical reaction that makes you powerful.
	Hobsthetigr
	Does The Juice of Zygalock contain drugs? Not a complaint, just a question.
	Master
	I grab the Juice Of Zygalock and drink some, giving me special powers. Want some?
	Master
	This feels like one of those final bosses...
	Mirror Dinosaurs
	NOW, WITH THE POWER OF CALAMITY AT MY SIDE, I WILL DESTROY ALL!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	The presence of the Omega Void Flag destroys all 3 V Super Flags.
	Mirror Dinosaurs
	Heh heh heh... I will take over for deceased Mr. Calamity over here. Calamity's Soul flies into Mirror Dinosaurs
	Hobsthetigr
	OH NO… DINOSAURUS HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY THE OMEGA VOID FLAG!!!!
	Calamity
	No... This can't... be the end... of the war... I... will... come back... Trust me... I WILL COME BACK!!! dies all other bad guys and mirror bad guys die too
	Hobsthetigr
	Lore time! When Insaner created the Calvinball universe, he realized that he would need a way to keep everything in check. He created the Omega Void Flag to do just that. The holder of the Omega Void Flag will be able to control everything in the Calvinball universe. Insaner hid it in outer space so that no one would find it, but Dinosaurus found it while he was lost in space. Unfortunately, the Omega Void Flag will make the holder evil…
	Mirror Dinosaurs
	I'm sorry. MIRROR Dinosaurs. With my Omega Void Flag, I shoot a laser beam out of my flag with Master and Hobsthetigr. The beam create an explosion on Calamity, defeating him.
	Calamity
	0 turns remain.
	Calamity
	Before anyone else can say or do anything, I explode, destroying everything except for Master, Hobsthetigr, me, the rest of the M clones, and all the other alive people.
	Hobsthetigr
	IT’S DINOSAURUS, HOLDING THE OMEGA VOID FLAG!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	0 TURNS REMAIN!!! The super beacon activates. A figure starts floating down from outer space!
	Hobsthetigr
	Yay! Go Sherm! Remember, you have the Gray Flag!!
	Sherm
	I suddenly walk onto the scene and hit Calamity.
	Hobsthetigr
	At the last second, I put up a lava shield. I’m safe from any lava you throw at me! 1 TURN REMAINS…
	Master
	I splash cold water on Hobsthetigr.
	Calamity
	Since I'm literally steaming with rage, the ice melts. I shoot lava out of the flags pole, boiling Hobsthetigr.
	Master
	Thanks! With the V Super Flag III, I shoot a ice beam at Calamity, freezing him temporarily.
	Hobsthetigr
	I duplicate the V Super Flag II, creating the V Super Flag III. I toss the V Super Flag III to Master.
	Master
	I dunno, but I feel like I'm just the secondary character and Hobsthetigr is the protagonist.
	Calamity
	Well I pull the reverse flag and the calvinballs hit Hobsthetigr and Master. 2 TURNS REMAIN...
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the V Super Flag II to make the laser calvinballs turn around and target M-Clones 16, 17, 11, and 21.
	Master
	I grab a tennis racket and whack Calamity with it. 3 TURNS REMAIN...
	Calamity
	With the V Super Flag, I burst through all the meteors. Also, I summon laser calvinballs moving high speed at you and make M clones 17, 16, 21, and 11 attack.
	Hobsthetigr
	I send 19 giant meteors at Calamity. Also 1 more at M-clones 25, 23, and 19.
	Calamity
	Also, it's a battle to the death with our V Super Flags , huh?
	Calamity
	Question: What happens at the end of these turns?
	Hobsthetigr
	I grab a useless Blank Flag from the Flag Zone and transformogrify it into The V Super Flag II. 4 TURNS REMAIN...
	Hobsthetigr
	the score is now: Calamity:5 Everyone else: 0
	Calamity
	NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me all their points! This cannot be denied!
	Calamity
	I reverse the 'no flag' rule.
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the Transmogrifier Gun to transform a rock into a super beacon! 5 TURNS REMAIN...
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! All flags are disabled.
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the Bronze Flag to warp me and Master out of the Pit of Eternal Punishment.
	Calamity
	I use the V Super Flag to put Hobsthetigr and Master in the Pit of Eternal Punishment.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	THE MIRROR DOPPELGANGER YOU ONCE KNEW IS GONE. IN HIS PLACE, STANDS CALAMITY!
	Mirror Doppelganger
	YOU ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND RULE, HOBSTHETIGR. AFTER I LOST THE COURT CASE, I STOLE THE V SUPER FLAG FROM MASTER. AND NOW, THE POWER FROM THE V SUPER FLAG IS MINE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE JUST AS PUNY AS DINOSAURS!!!
	Mirror Doppelganger
	I fall down and hit the earth so hard a big explosion happens stunning Hobsthetigr. And when the dust clears, I'm right there, standing, unscathed.
	Hobsthetigr
	And the ice laser. And the psychic swords.
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, the Bubblemech being destroyed destroys the hologram dragons. And the Ultra Bubbles. And the laser pancakes.
	Hobsthetigr
	Before you sent the mirror mech back in time, I grabbed a laser calvinball from it.I throw the laser calvinball at your mech, using the Lime Flag to make the laser calvinball 3 times faster than the speed of light. Your mech is completely destroyed in a giant explosion. Chartreuse and Mirror Chartreuse perish. I use a scrap of the Bubblemech to transform a nearby rock into a Transformogrifier Gun, which I then use to turn Chartreuse and Mirror Chartreuse's corpses into bubbles, which I then pop. I win!!
	Master
	♪Oh, Hobsthetigr! Where are you?♪
	Chartreuse
	I did, of course!
	Master
	So, who won?
	Chartreuse
	I use telekinesis to shake you out of the robot, create a portal, and dunk the robot in the portal with the other side leading back in time to before even the Big Bang started. Also, I close the portal.
	M.A.R.I. O AI
	Bzzt... Loading... Loading hologram dragons... Summoning hologram dragons... Bzzt...
	MIRROR MECH X AI
	ZTT! ZTT!SSHHOOORRRTTT CCCCIRRRCCUTINGGGG! POWER SAVE MODE ACTIVATED... powers down
	Chartreuse
	My robot is water proof. I swim back up through the portal and come back in the fight.
	Hobsthetigr
	I set up a portal, with one side inside the Bubblemech's cockpit, and the other side at the bottom of the Marina Trench.
	Chartreuse
	I charge at you with my psychic sword, and hit your meth on the head really hard, completely breaking your cockpit and short-circuiting your robot.
	Hobsthetigr
	The overheating mech melts the ice.
	MIRROR MECH X AI
	OOPS. I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE PROFILE PICTURE...
	MIRROR MECH X AI
	ACKK!! DAMAGE OVERLOAD!! OVERHEATING....
	Chartreuse
	Since you popped Mirror Chartreuse, I copied his data and brought him back. Also, I grab the Freezy Beam 4000 and freeze your legs to the ground.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait.. I popped Mirror Chartreuse. How can you transform him back into a person? Also, the AI activated armor.How can you damage the Mirror Mech?
	Chartreuse
	I transmogrify Mirror Chartreuse back into a person and shoot a barrage of laser calvinballs at your mech's arms. Since you shoot things out of your arms, you can't shoot anything for a while.
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot a laser calvinball and pop Mirror Chartreuse.
	MIRROR MECH X AI
	ALERT!ALERT! WEAK SPOT FOUND! ACTIVATING X ARMOR!
	M.A.R.I.O AI
	Bzzt... Turning on radio... Bzzt... Activating mega jetpack...
	Hobsthetigr
	I Transmogrify Mirror Chartreuse into a sentient bubble.
	M.A.R.I.O AI
	Bzzt... Bzzt... Shooting gigantic bubbles... Bzzt... Scanning for weak spots... Weak Spot Found! The Arms! Bzzt!
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot laser calvinballs at the laser calvinballs you shot at me. They bounce off of each other.
	Hobsthetigr
	When you punch My Mech, you break your hands. Also, I had already downloaded the data from the Transmogrifier Gun into my Mech.
	Chartreuse
	While Mirror Chartreuse is distracting you, I shoot laser calvinballs at your cockpit.
	Mirror Chartreuse
	I jump out of the mech and punch the mech with my fists.
	Chartreuse
	While I'm at it, I pull out my own transmogrifier and turn Hobsthetigr's transmogrifier into a tomato.
	Chartreuse
	I jump out of my meth and glue around the cockpit. It's not breaking soon!
	Hobsthetigr
	I transmogrify the maple syrup into soapy water. Thanks for the wash, Chartreuse!
	Chartreuse
	I shoot even more maple syrup, giving you only temporary views out the window, and... DARN! I ran out of maple syrup!
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot laser calvinballs at the Bubblemech’s cockpit. It starts to crack….
	MIRROR MECH X AI
	LOADING… LOADING… ACTIVATING WINDSHIELD WIPERS.
	Chartreuse
	I shoot lots of maple syrup at the robot, making it hard to control and to see through the window.
	Hobsthetigr
	I transmogrify the laser calvinballs into laser pancakes, which are delicious, but not lethal.
	MIRROR MECH X AI
	TARGETING WEAKEST AREA… SCANNING… SCANNING… TARGET LOCKED: COCKPIT!
	Chartreuse
	Wha?! Laser Calvinballs are stronger than my ultra strong bubbles? In that case, I shoot an arc of bubbles, and then shoot an arc of laser calvinballs!
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot laser calvinballs at the bubbles, popping them before they can hit me.
	Chartreuse
	I shoot bubbles at the Mirror Mech X's right arm.
	Chartreuse
	Yeah, the Mirror Advanced Robotic Intellectual Overdrive (M.A.R.I.O for short), which shoot laser calvinballs, ultra-strong bubbles, trapping boxes.
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, Chartreuse, does your mech have AI?
	Hobsthetigr
	I use 3 portals to escape from the box.
	MIRROR MECH X AI
	FIRING UP PROTOCOL WARPING-PORTAL AMAZING REBOOT: INCREDIBLE OVERDRIVE (OR W.A.R.I.O. FOR SHORT). NOW, UP TO 3 PORTALS CAN BE IN PLAY AT ANY GIVEN TIME.
	Chartreuse
	I use the pen flag to draw a box around Mirror Mech X.
	Hobsthetigr
	I open a portal under the Bubblemech. It’s left leg gets stuck!
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot laser calvinballs at the Bubblemech’s joints!
	Chartreuse
	Alright, It's time to brawl!
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! Spaceman Spiff has to eat breakfast every morning!
	Hobsthetigr
	Hey, Mirror Hobsthetigr!! Get in here!!
	Hobsthetigr
	I get into the Mirror Mech X and gear up for a mega mech battle with Chartreuse and Mirror Chartreuse.
	Master
	Uh-huh. Such a waste.
	Hobsthetigr
	Sherm, you’re probably right.
	Sherm
	I think the court case was a waste of time.
	Spaceman Spiff
	It. Was. Boring. And I'm forgetful.
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, you could have brought your lunch to the court.
	Spaceman Spiff
	No, but the aliens would.
	Hobsthetigr
	Would it kill you to grab a grogonian pop-zart before you hop into your rocket ship?
	Spaceman Spiff
	There's no time for breakfast when fighting aliens and crashing on planets!
	Hobsthetigr
	Why didn’t you eat breakfast? I’m concerned about you.
	Spaceman Spiff
	Yeah, cause it was boring! DUH! (also not bitter) Plus, I hadn't eaten anything today.
	Hobsthetigr
	You shouldn’t care you, were aT lUnCh (no, I’m not bitter)
	Spaceman Spiff
	Hey guys. So how was the court case. Boring?
	Hobsthetigr
	Judge Sherm, what do you think?
	Master
	Let's not, alright?
	Mirror Doppelganger
	BRO WHY'D YOU KILL MY DEFENDERS WE SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER COURT CASE ABOUT THIS
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh, before I forget… I shoot laser calvinballs at M-Clones 18 and 24, killing them.
	Hobsthetigr
	Never mind.
	Hobsthetigr
	I guess we don’t have to worry about Mirror Doppelgänger or Mirror Mega Crown anymore….
	Mirror Mega Crown
	I got Mirror Doppelganger out before the portal was closed. Also, I escaped from the dragon by using a explosive spell.
	Master
	He reason I did the "unstoppable tide" quote during the case was because I felt like you and Doppelganger's wrath was washing over. I got the quote from Whateley Academy's The Bad Seeds.
	Hobsthetigr
	I close the portal.
	Hobsthetigr
	Mirror Mega Crown is eaten by a 100-headed giant dragon covered in storm clouds
	Mirror Mega Crown
	I stop Hobsthetigr from closing the portal and retrieve Mirror Doppelganger from the pit.
	Hobsthetigr
	I create a portal under Mirror Doppelgänger with the under end in the Pit of Eternal Punishment.
	Master
	Ok. Like make him less annoying. chuckle BUT FR, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
	Hobsthetigr
	We do have to do something about Mirror Doppelgänger, though.
	Hobsthetigr
	Huh. I didn’t know that.
	King R
	Actually Hobsthetigr, he was not bribing you, as he gave you the money before the case started.
	Hobsthetigr
	Slams door Well, that’s one crisis averted.
	Hobsthetigr
	Slams door Well, that’s one crisis averted.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	starts getting pushed out the room But wait! That's not fair! Tiger-Head over here convinced you? Maybe HE'S the one that bribed to win this court case! This is tyranny! I'll sue Judge Sherm next! And Master, and this dumb courtroom!
	Judge Sherm
	FYI: I'm talking to Mirror Doppelganger and his clones.
	Judge Sherm
	bangs gavel harder I said, CASE DISMISSED. I could've given you and your band of cronies a life sentence! (I could, but that's not fair.)
	Hobsthetigr
	You are threatening gang violence, which is against the law.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	Yeah! Come up with more reasons Hobsthetigr should get sent to jail! I'll bring my whole army!
	Hobsthetigr
	Spaceman Spiff finally arrives
	M clone 18
	But... but...
	Judge Sherm
	bangs gavel I hereby call both Hobsthetigr and Mirror Doppelganger not guilty. Case dismissed!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	Hypocrisy is not a crime, and it was on accident. However, your attempted false arrest is.
	Judge Sherm
	No. That's not how it works.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	HYPOCRISY!!! HOBSTHETIGR IS A HYPOCRITE!!! SEND HIM TO JAIL!
	Judge Sherm
	I'll make sure Mirror Doppelganger won't sue you, but I'm not putting him in pri-
	D clone 18
	Wait. Did he just change his profile pic? (everyone except Hobsthetigr: GASP!!!)
	Hobsthetigr
	Oops. Sorry! I forgot to change my profile picture! Please don’t sue me!
	Judge Sherm
	Sorry Hobsthetigr, but you don't have a good reason anymore. I'm on the verge of calling Mirror Doppelganger not guilty.
	Hobsthetigr
	’Him’ refers to Mirror Doppelgänger, not Master
	Hobsthetigr
	JUDGE SHERM!!! PUT HIM IN PRISON!!!
	Master
	"As surely as a river flows to the sea, their wrath would wash over their target like an unstoppable tide."
	Hobsthetigr
	I DON’T KNOW HOW COURT WORKS!!! YOU’RE GGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLTTTTTTYYYYYYY
	Mirror Doppelganger
	I WAS NOT BRIBING YOU!!! I WAS GIVING YOU MONEY IN ADVANCE IN CASE YOU CHARGED ME!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	WAIT! MIRROR DOPPELGÄNGER IS GUILTY…. OF BRIBERY! HE TRIED TO GIVE ME 10K TO DROP THE LAWSUIT! HE’S GUUUIIILLLLLTTTTYYYYYY!!!!
	Judge Sherm
	Well, Mirror Doppelganger doesn't deserve to be guilty, but I don't wanna let you guys down.
	Hobsthetigr
	Wait, Judge Sherm, aren’t you on our side? If you choose our side, then Mirror Doppelgänger will be found guilty and will therefore be disqualified.
	Judge Sherm
	Both of you guys make such good points. I don't know who to listen to.
	Hobsthetigr
	Judge Sherm, what is your ruling?
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh. I didn’t know that.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	I WAS KIDDING!!! THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY SOMETIMES DOESN'T THIS GUY KNOW WHAT AN EXPRESSION, A METAPHOR, A FIGURE OF SPEECH IS?!
	Hobsthetigr
	We’ve here because Mirror Doppelgänger said to sue him.
	M clone 24
	Because Master did it a couple times, and he's not crazy! But the people watching this are! Why'd we even have this in the first place?!
	Judge Sherm
	Mm-hmm. And why?
	M clone 18
	Me too!
	M clone 24
	I object!
	(insert gibberish here)
	Guys, I came with a good reason. Like Hobsthetigr said, we could see Mirror Doppelganger forgot to change his profile pic. I mean, only crazy people change their profile pic!
	Hobsthetigr
	Spiff? (Scene cuts to Spaceman Spiff eating lunch at home.)
	Master
	Just a question: are you the plaintiff?
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh, for heck's sake! You saw the incorrect profile picture, right?
	Judge Sherm
	Ugh! This is boring! Hobsthetigr, call Spaceman Spiff to the stand.
	King R
	Mirror Doppelganger is guilty because... because... I can't come with any reason why.
	Hobsthetigr
	Ok, (insert gibberish here). You can be the 4th witness.
	Hobsthetigr
	Ahh! Um... Um... Second witness! (King R walks into the middle of the court.)
	(insert gibberish here)
	runs to court Sorry I'm late. Can I join your court?
	Master
	walks back to my seat
	Master
	Hold up. Why are we at court just because Mirror Doppelganger forgot to change his profile picture? Heck, I've even made that mistake a few times!
	Hobsthetigr
	Whispers back Anything that can prove he's guilty.
	Master
	whispers What am I supposed to say?
	Hobsthetigr
	We are gathered here in court to discuss the crime of Mirror Doppelganger not changing his Profile Picture. I call my 1st witness! (Master walks into the middle of the court.)
	Master
	Yeah! We're taking this to court! (Not that it's necessary...)
	Hobsthetigr
	(The scene changes to a court scene. Sherm is the judge. Mirror Doppleganger's defenders are M-Clones 24 and 18. My Witnesses are Master, King R, and Spaceman Spiff.)
	Mirror Doppelganger
	I eat the laser calvinball, giving me wings to fly to earth. Also, I give Hobsthetigr 10K for forgetting to change my profile pic.
	Hobsthetigr
	Also I sue him for forgetting to change his profile picture
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot a laser calvinball that pops his rocket ship.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	I pull out an inflatable rocket ship and rocket back to Earth.
	Hobsthetigr
	I swap the volcano portal with a portal to Pluto. Mirror Doppelganger has insulation and air due to his lavasuit, but I close the portal behind him and he is now trapped on Pluto.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	Sometimes I forget to change my profile pic. Sue me.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	I put on my lava proof suit on in midair, and come back through the portal from the volcano blast.
	Hobsthetigr
	Using the data from the Bronze Flag,I open a portal underneath Mirror Doppelganger, with the other side directly above an active volcano.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	Ok. 11, 13, 14, 15, and 16, ATTACK!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	With a few quick blasts of transmogrifier data, M-Clones 6,10,12,9, and 23 are now worms.
	Master
	I read more of the scroll, and it says that the V Super Flag has the power to give the holder power beyond their wildest dreams. Knowing this, I grab the V Super Flag real quick.
	Sherm
	Thanks, Hobsthetigr! With the Gray Flag, I make a force field around me.
	Hobsthetigr
	Oops. I accidentally put it thrice on accident. Sorry!
	Hobsthetigr
	I download the data of the Lime Flag, the Bronze Flag, and the Transmogrifier Gun into the Mirror Mech, turning it into the Mirror Mech X.
	Hobsthetigr
	I download the data of the Lime Flag, the Bronze Flag, and the Transmogrifier Gun into the Mirror Mech, turning it into the Mirror Mech X.
	Hobsthetigr
	I download the data of the Lime Flag, the Bronze Flag, and the Transmogrifier Gun into the Mirror Mech, turning it into the Mirror Mech X.
	Hobsthetigr
	I toss the Gray Flag to Sherm.
	Master
	I read an ancient scroll and find out that the V Super Flag has been around since the dawn of time. (WARNING! INTENSE LORE AHEAD!) Ever since the calvinball universe was created, the V Super Flag came into existence from everyone's activity and the presence of insaner. Basically, the more people there are, the more powerful the V Super Flag will be.
	Hobsthetigr
	Oops. I put it twice! Sorry. Also, I shoot laser calvinballs at M-Clone 7.
	Mirror Chartreuse
	Thanks, other me!
	Hobsthetigr
	I grab the lime flag and use it to create 3 new flags: The Gray Flag, which can create a force field, The Bronze Flag, which can create portals, and The V Super flag, the purpose of which is still unknown.
	Hobsthetigr
	I grab the lime flag and use it to create 3 new flags: The Gray Flag, which can create a force field, The Bronze Flag, which can create portals, and The V Super flag, the purpose of which is still unknown.
	Chartreuse
	I grab Mirror Chartreuse and put him in my mech.
	M clone 7
	I jump at Hobsthetigr for killing M clone 8.
	Hobsthetigr
	I shoot laser calvinballs at M-Clones 6 and 8. 8 is killed and 6 is knocked out.
	Master
	Should I put Hobsthetigr in stasis? Is this a smart remark?
	M clone 8
	NEW RULE!! You need to touch the 20th wicket and do the "tree" pose. Failure to do this in 50 seconds results in a deduction of sx points and a silver gem (if you even have one, silver gems are rare).
	M clone 6
	Hmm... Okay.
	Master
	I read how you killed the first 5 M-Clones which made me remember how I destroyed the first 5 D-Clones; with plasma balls.
	Mirror Doppelganger
	(your daily fact) Doppelganger was originally called GlitchDoppelganger? Feel free to use this against him!
	Mirror Doppelganger
	I duplicate another version of King R, and stick Mirror Mega Crown on the duplicate, turning him into mirror DarkM! Or, DarkR actually.
	Master
	Calivin is one of those one shot guys. It's Dinosaurs we should be worrying about.
	Hobsthetigr
	Calivin has been placed in stasis due to inactivity. The whereabouts of Dinosaurus are still unknown.
	Chartreuse
	evil chuckle This will be the BEST one yet!
	Mirror Dinosaurs
	Oh ho! Classic pun! And yes, he's building another mech.
	Hobsthetigr
	Chartreuse has been mysteriously silent… has Chartreuse built another mech!?!?
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh, hi, Mirror Dinosaurus! To answer your question, The Ceiling.
	Mirror Dinosaurs
	hey guys, what's up?
	King R
	Hey, I found Mirror Dinosaurs!
	Master
	At least with the Overdrive Flag, I can summon laser calvinballs.
	King R
	Thank you for freeing me. I'll show you around the mirror world.
	Hobsthetigr
	Since Retsam knows the Mirror World better than anyone, I task Retsam with finding Mirror Dylan, Mirror (insert gibberish here), and Mirror Dinosaurus. In the meantime, I modify the Mirror Mech to shoot laser Calvinballs instead of bubbles.
	Master
	I replayed it in slo-mo, and Mega Crown actually placed a decoy on Retsam's head. Retsam is still good though.
	Hobsthetigr
	I transmogrify the Mirror Mega Crown into a normal, not-cursed crown, transforming MegaRetsam into The Good King Retsam, or King R for short.
	Mega Crown
	Yeah, right. sticks back on to Retsam
	Hobsthetigr
	IDEA ALERT! IDEA ALERT! I use the transmogrifier gun to transform MegaRetsam back into normal Retsam!!
	Hobsthetigr
	Ohh. Got it.
	Master
	But Mirror DarkM is MegaRetsam because Reveal is my Mirror Double and Mega Crown + Master = DarkM.
	Master
	No! It wasn't spam! Come back!
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh, and Mirror Shadow King. Also, I will temporarily be going inactive so that I can make up for the spam.
	Hobsthetigr
	Ok, so, just a teams recap: Good guys: Master, Hobsthetigr, Dinosaurus, Sherm, Dylan, Spaceman Spiff, (insert gibberish here), Mirror Spiff, Mirror Hobsthetigr, and Mirror Sherm. Bad guys: Shadow King, Megaretsam, Mirror Mega Crown, Mirror Doppelgänger, the 20 remaining D-Clones, Chartreuse, Mirror Chartreuse, Mirror Flame Lord, and Mirror DarkM.
	Master
	FYI: Mirror Good Guys are good, and vice versa. This is one of the few Mirror Worlds that doesn't reverse choices like having you as a friend. Also, I found Mirror Hobsthetigr and Sherm. Not the others, though.
	Hobsthetigr
	After finishing off the M-Clones with his Zorch Blaster, Mirror Spaceman Spiff hitches a ride on the Mech, and we run out of the Mirror World.
	Hobsthetigr
	YES! YES, IT’S MIRROR SPACEMAN SPIFF!
	Hobsthetigr
	Well, it looks like I won’t be able to find any of our Mirror Selves…. Plane crash noises Wait… is that…..
	Hobsthetigr
	I am unable to find Mirror Hobsthetigr, but I do find 5 M-Clones (Mirror D-Clones) guarding the mirror world! I trap them in bubble prisons for Master to finish them off later.
	Master
	Yeah, Retsam can't do it cause he's evil.
	Hobsthetigr
	I go through the Mirror Portal and use Mirror Chartreuse’s stolen Mech suit to look for Mirror Hobsthetigr.
	Hobsthetigr
	No wait… I meant, let’s go get our mirror selves!
	Hobsthetigr
	Ahh! They’re summoning their Mirror counterparts! Retsam, can you go into the Mirror world and find Mirror Hobsthetigr, Mirror Sherm, Mirror Dinosaurus, etc.?
	MegaRetsam
	Call me MegaRetsam!!! Yahahahahahaha!!!
	Mirror Mega Crown
	I'm gonna do even better than the other Mega Crown! sticks onto Retsam
	Mirror Doppelganger
	Hahahahahahaha!!! Time to destroy the world like my other self!
	Shadow King
	Alright. Time to see if there really are mirror versions of us. (10 seconds later) Yep. There are. *gets trampled by all the mirror world variants of us I mentioned.
	Master
	Retsam's also a yes man...
	Retsam
	You got that right!
	Master
	But there has to be a Mirror Hobsthetigr, Sherm, (insert gibberish here), dylan, Dinosaurs, and Spaceman Spiff. I didn't say Mirror Master because Retsam is Mirror Master and he's just exists.
	Hobsthetigr
	Oops. I’m sorry!
	Master
	I said What If. I know there's a Mirror Chartreuse. I thought we covered this already.
	Hobsthetigr
	Don’t forget Mirror Chartreuse, who’s already in our world!
	Master
	What if there is a Mirror version of Doppelganger, all the D Clones, Mega Crown, Shadow King, DarkM, and Flame God all at once?
	!Master
	Or a Mirror Doppelganger. shudder
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, is there a Mirror Mega Crown? If there is, we might have more to worry about….
	Hobsthetigr
	I hope Mirror Chartreuse doesn’t ally with Chartreuse…..
	Sherm
	That was a GREAT recap! Good day to you too, Hobsthetigr!
	Master
	The Doppelganger War: So, after my transformation to GlitchMaster had come to and end, I suddenly split into two, and Doppelganger was born. He claimed to be the REAL GlitchMaster, and the war started. The war raged on for a long time, but eventually, the good came on top. Then Doppelganger was banned, but before he was, he split his life into the 25 D-Clones. We used the natural powerups to stop them, but then, a hologram of Doppelganger showed up. Doppelganger teleported us to his whereabouts, and we had to fight him again. Then, I shot a laser beam, killing Doppelganger. The DarkM War: A tiny bit after the Doppelganger War, I picked up the Mega Crown. It made me evil, and I was now called UltraMaster!!! I followed the rules of Hypercane, and ate the calvinball, turning me into DarkM!!! There was a big fight, but eventually, I was back to normal Master. But the Mega Crown wasn't ready to give in yet. It came off of my head and tried to attack Dinosaurs, my buddy and a lethal asset to the wars. NPC (now known as (insert gibberish here)) handed me the announcement flag. I rose up into the sky following Mega Crown, and use the announcement flag to summon Announcer, who eliminated Mega Crown. Now, we have the Shadow War, wither Chartreuse and Shadow King as our enemies. Maybe I'll write another ESSAY about that. Tank you for your time.
	Hobsthetigr
	Oh, hi, Sherm! I hope you’re having a nice day!
	Master
	Hey, I'm gonna summarize The Wars Of Doppelganger and DarkM! Grab your popcorn!
	Sherm
	Oh Hey, new guy!
	Retsam
	Hobsthetigr said: If you meet your mirror world self, you have to react. Well, DUH!!! Otherwise they just get plain angry at you for not paying attention!
	Master
	Also, is Mirror Flame God dead?
	Master
	This is an off topic opinion but: Phantasy Star III: Generations of Doom is confusing.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! If you meet your mirror world self, you have to react.
	Hobsthetigr
	I go into the mirror realm (giving Retsam 34 pts and an apple) and steal Mirror Chartreuse’s mech suit. Mirror Chartreuse is angry and follows me back into the normal world.
	Master
	I grab a cape. (+6 coolness points)
	Master
	NEW RULE!! You can now enter the mirror world. If you do, you need to give Jetsam 34 points and a apple.
	Master
	But just where is Dinosaurs and calivin?
	Hobsthetigr
	Yeah, I never said they were dead, I just said Flame Lord’s corpse because he was already dead
	Master
	They didn't die. I throw metal bolts to the people in space, and they come to earth.
	Hobsthetigr
	The whereabouts of Dinosaurus and Calivin are still unknown
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the transmogrifier gun to transform a rock on earth into a giant magnet. The following players are brought back to earth: me because of the transmogrifier gun, Master because of the Nuh Uh flag’s pole, Chartreuse because of the metal iguana, Spaceman Spiff because of the Stun blaster an rocket ship, and Shadow King because of the giant sword. Sherm, Dylan, Retsam, (insert gibberish here), and Flame Lord’s corpse are still in space, with air.
	Hobsthetigr
	the score is now: Flame Lord: -1234567890 Master: Purple Hobsthetigr: QQZ2 Retsam: Vanilla Cupcake Sherm: Muahahaha Chartreuse: ZING Shadow king: -12 to the 8000th power
	(insert gibberish here)
	I grab some dynamite, and we all get blasted into space.
	Master
	I use all of my power to reopen the portals to the mirror world. It doesn't end well because I drained my power and I need to regenerate it.
	Chartreuse
	Eh. I can always build a new one.
	Hobsthetigr
	I run over to the Tech Area and grab a transmogrifier gun. I use the transmogrifier gun to turn Chartreuse’s Mech into an iguana.
	Hobsthetigr
	I take the Nuh Uh Flag from Flame Lord’s corpse and return it to Master.
	Master
	Aww. He let himself die. Shadow King comes to and teleports away
	Flame God
	I shield Shadow King with my body, sacrificing myself.
	Master
	I do my special Double Beam and Ultraviolet Kick. But...
	Master
	I grab a spray bottle with Hyper Water in it, nursing Hobsthetigr back to health.
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	I will get vengeance for this. I WILL GET VENGEANCE FOR THIS!!!
	Hobsthetigr
	Well, Master, he’s unconscious. The kill is all yours.
	Master
	Shadow King slashed me in half before. I'm already dead. gigantic angel wings spread
	Hobsthetigr
	Just before I bleed to death, I grab the remnants of the Pendant of Thatanos. Despite being shattered, it has one last use. I use the one remaining use to revive myself and run away. The pendant explodes, knocking out Shadow King and Master. I grab Master and run off, trying to get Master medical attention as soon as possible.
	Shadow King
	Enough wholesome moments. slashes Master and Hobsthetigr with a giant sword
	Master
	Thank you.
	Hobsthetigr
	How about we just forget about the promotions and stuff and we can just thank each other? Thank you
	Master
	Listen. I know where this is going. You keep giving me promotions and I keep giving you promotions. Its gonna repeat FOREVER. How about I give you a raise in pay?
	Hobsthetigr
	I give Master yet another promotion
	Hobsthetigr
	I hijack Spaceman Spiff’s rocket ship and drop a hydro bomb on Flame Lord
	Master
	Thank you. I give Hobsthetigr ANOTHER promotion for giving me a promotion after I gave him a promotion for being so cool.
	Flame Lord
	Then how about Flame Lord?
	Hobsthetigr
	I use my promoted status to give Master a promotion for giving me a promotion.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! Gods are no longer allowed! Flame God is now just Flame!
	Master
	I give Hobsthetigr a promotion for being THE most active player. Like, theres a new rule or whatever like, every five seconds.
	Flame God
	Because I now have the Nuh Uh flag, I take back my points.
	KingMaster
	I grab the broken pelvis from the start of the game and hit Flame God on the head with it.
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! Stealing is against the law! Flame god loses 1234567890 points!
	Flame God
	For real though? I steal Master's Nuh Uh flag and invoke Nuh Uh. I'm back in the game!
	Hobsthetigr
	I give Retsam Ibuprofen, as per the rules.
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the Anti-Revive Flag to disqualify Flame God.
	Retsam
	dazed It'S oKaY WiTh Me, tOo. YoU aReN't ThAt HeAvY... falls over
	KingMaster
	Now that I'm more powerful now, I grab Shadow King from Hades and bash with him myself.
	Hobsthetigr
	I smash up the pendant of Thatanos with a mallet. Unfortunately, this causes a low, cackling frequency to emit, which causes all portals to the mirror world to close.
	Master
	And I'm also sorry in case I insulted or assaulted you. I'm gonna transform into KingMaster now.
	Master
	I meant Lazy Sunday Book, not Last Sunday Book.
	Master
	But a Demise-O-Bomb is lethal. Just that whenever Spaceman Spiff used it on the Naggon (from the C&H Last Sunday Book), it only stunned it.
	Master
	Its ok.
	Hobsthetigr
	I grab a water bucket from the Pernicious Poem Place and throw it at Flame God.
	Hobsthetigr
	I’m sorry, I didn’t know that Shadow King was a bad guy! Also, I’m sorry for assuming that a “Demise-O-Bomb” was lethal! I’m going to sing the very sorry song: I’m sorry (so sorry) I blew it (I knew it) I’m very very sorry I revived that scurvy scallywag (can I drag him to Hades with the Anti-Revive Flag?)
	Master
	Then again, maybe he should've stayed dead...
	Flame God
	Bwahahahahaha!!! I! Am! Back!
	Master
	If you wanna play that way, I grab the Sol Crystal, and revive Flame God. PS. Flame God is bad too!!!
	Spaceman Spiff
	HE! LOST! CONSCIOUSNESS!!! Plus, Shadow King is a bad guy!
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! You can only dig underneath the Relic Zone once per day
	Hobsthetigr
	I dig underneath the Relic Zone and find the Pendant of Thatanos. I use it to revive Shadow King, who was killed by Spaceman Spiff's Demise-o-bomb.
	Hobsthetigr
	I eject from the rocket ship and land on Retsam to break my fall. Retsam loses 9.456378 points!
	Master
	I pop the bubble with Hobsthetigr in it with Dinosaurs' Toothpick Cubed.
	Spaceman Spiff
	I hop back into my spacecraft with Hobsthetigr. Together, we zap evildoers. Then, I parachute out of my spacecraft, and make Shadow King lose consciousness with my Demise-O-Bomb.
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	Hey! For revenge, I shoot a giant bubble at Hobsthetigr with my mech, trapping him.
	Hobsthetigr
	I fly up in spaceman spiff’s rocket ship and drop a hydro bomb on Chartreuse
	Hobsthetigr
	I use the summoning flag to summon spaceman spiff’s rocket ship and I get into it
	Master
	the score is now: Master: (98.2 × 5) Hobsthetigr: Cupcake dylan: 376 Sherm: 9.809
	Master
	Ok Hobsthetigr. touches the reverse cat pole super fast and run a lap across dylan
	Hobsthetigr
	the score is now: 57 to -D to Zanzibar
	Hobsthetigr
	Also, yes, I am a new player. I declare myself as a new player
	Hobsthetigr
	NEW RULE!! If you don’t touch the reverse cat pole in the next 20 seconds you have to give a cat tuna
	Sherm
	I harness my psychic powers and create two psychic arms.
	Master
	Ugh, how the mighty have fallen! I wish I could die if I wasn't already dead!
	Master
	Happy Halloween. I put jack o lantern on your head.
	(insert gibberish here)
	I use a relic of fire and summon a flame wall in front of me.
	Master
	Not only do I pull the Nuh Uh flag, I smack Calvin with my laser calvinball.
	calivin
	NEW RULE!! everyone needs to be called calvin
	Master
	I mean Retsam. (Dang autocorrect.)
	Master
	Retain and I jump up after Chartreuse and follow him (insert S&K Doomsday Zone music here)
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	I leap high into the air.
	Master
	I pull the "Nuh Uh" flag, shooting a laser out of my flag, hitting Retsam so hard, he blasts into a wall and takes MAJOR damage.
	Retsam
	Oops. I "accidentally" turned on this laser that will destroy the world. (5 seconds later) KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Master
	Retsam (aka Mirror Master) is a bit of a troublesome man.
	Retsam
	I'm sorry. People litter WAY too much. PS. I'll help and I'll hinder. Got it? I'm one of those anti-hero guys.
	Retsam
	Hey. Retsam amid the jetsam. I know. Bad catchphrase.
	Master
	I make another clone of me from the Mirror Dimension. PS. I've made like, ALL the villains that came ever since I got here.
	Master
	Admit it: Calvinball was boring without me.
	Master
	Also, Dinosaurs, which color team are you on? PS. You probably read about my purple eyes, didn't you?
	Master
	I give everyone ibuprofen due to everyone being attacked by my laser calvinballs.
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! all players facing intense pain need ibuprofen. This is not a question
	Master
	Thrill of victory! Agony of defeat!
	Master
	I suddenly use telekinesis, bringing the Black, Magenta, Yellow, Lime, and Red flags closer to me. Then, I summon 5 spectral clones of me, and they grab one flag and we all soar high into the air. Then, I pull the Overdrive Flag out of my pocket, and the spectral clones bring their flags closer to mine. After that, black, magenta, lime, red, and yellow plasma beams shoot out of the flags. They make the Overdrive Flag even more powerful, and I pull the calvinball closer to me, then grab the duplicator and put the calvinball in it, producing 1000 laser calvinballs. I throw the Supercharged Overdrive Flag in the air, and I freeze it in suspended animation. Next, all the laser calvinballs bonk into the S.O.F at once, causing a gigantic impact that breaks the fabric of reality, causing me to win the game. One win for me! CHECKMATE!!!
	Master
	I invoke the name loejhudso, as SilverSoul once did. The calvinball teleported to (insert gibberish here).
	Master
	NEW RULE!! All players must breakdance for 48.5 seconds. If you complain, you lose all your points.
	Master
	Time For A New Rule! which i haven't done in a while...
	Master
	Ooh... Boy, if we had illustrations...
	Master
	I have a mask but I also have glasses. Which are very... um... opaque? To say the least for YOUR vision. They're transparent to me. In short, you can't see my eyes, but I can see yours.
	Sherm
	gets run over by every single person on the purple team trying to get really, REALLY close to Master to try and catch another glimpse of Master's, galaxy-like, purple eyes
	Master
	THESE ARE NOT CONTACTS PEOPLE!!! ALL NATURAL!!!
	Master
	When DAhmer kicked me in the face, my mask fell off, revealing my strange purple eyes.
	Master
	POINTS! 176 points!!!
	Master
	PS. I get 176 for flag theft.
	Master
	I take jeffery's flag and bonk him on the head with it.
	jeffrey
	I steal your flag and get q points
	DAhmer
	NEW RULE!! kick you in the fACE
	jeffrey
	i attack
	Master
	How dare you! flies up in the air
	Shadow King
	Great recap! Nobody cares.
	Master
	Logical recap about me: Master: He's a retired mage, graceful angel (died from Shadow King), and a protector of the calvinball universe. His friends are: Dinosaurs, dylan, Sherm, (insert gibberish here), and L. His enemies are: Doppelganger, Mega Crown, Chartreuse, Flame God (formerly Vermilion), Shadow King, and all other evil. He is a member of the MA (Mordon Alliance), and he LOVES the color cyan and helping all good.
	Sherm
	Mmmm. Cake...
	Master
	the score is now: Dylan: 143 Master: the square root of 27 Sherm: (insert picture of vanilla cake)
	Master
	Well, maybe not that. But your legs WILL turn into icicles otherwise.
	Master
	Judging by the weather today, it's "Wear Pants Or Die Of Hypothermia".
	Master
	I make donations of cheese to Dinosaurs, Infinite Cheese God. Gouda, Brie, Camembert, Mozzarella, and more!
	Master
	Sorry. Just silently dying from the cringe...
	Master
	IF you don't get the joke, I saw a swear word in your random characters that you typed. And. It. Wasn't. Even. Random. It was just GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
	Master
	Waiter! There's a bad word in my "more random characters" served by dylan!
	Master
	The recap of everything that happened so far. oh my god...
	dylan
	share this post on:Share the original calvinball! recommended for you (Purchases made through these links earn us a small commission.) play now! Due to the overwhelming popularity of the calvinball section of the old site, I have decided to keep it up as a secret section for you guys to continue to enjoy. You've heard of "calvinball" before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, and I make up the rules here as I go, here's your chance! If you don't know how to play though, make sure to read the rules, watch the others and learn from them!! If there is enough interest, I will eventually implement a login for those who wish, in order to keep track of stats and stuff (if you would like such a feature, make your "action" say "logs in!")... but for now, lets just see how well it's received.. READ THIS FIRST: how to play calvinball at an insaner world Here's a short explanation of how to get the most out of your text-based calvinball experience at "an insaner world".. First, you fill in your name, in the box there where you see the text "your name" Choose your "calvatar" from the selection (hovering over each small image shows you a preview on the left). Next, select the type of "action" you want to "do" in the game, you can declare a new rule, use the flag in some way, declare the score, or perform any other sort of action. New rules and scores are automatically prepended with the appropriate text, so all you have to do is state the rule or score (yes, convenient!). Type in the "action" you want to perform in the game in the textbox. Finally, type in the "magic" word in the box and click "play!". So, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box, choose your calvatar, select "new rule" from the options and then type your rule, for example: "everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig!" (See? No need to write "NEW RULE!") Be sure to also read the calvin and hobbes unofficial official rules of calvinball before you play. Let the game begin!! play! Did you already read the quick how to play guide above? your name: dylan this is your selected avatar action: flag new rule! score (action) type "calvinball" here: calvinball Please consider making a small donation, your donations help keep calvinball free! the game so far.. recommended for you (Purchases made through these links earn us a small commission.) dylan I'm gonna type more random characters.gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dylan I'm gonna type random characters.WAEAWER6556 63458465457478977YU89TG0566TY6R5FRTF5FR55RFDEEEEEEEEEEERTF5GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGR6RF56RTFG7F6TRGtyy56ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyiutgyuyjhguy7yu8ujhguy7gy7 I'm gonna type random characters. I'm gonna type random characters. 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Yes, bubbles. Don't underestimate the power!!! haha a hahaha that's hahaha hahaha I'm annoying, aren't I? Great. Hahahahhahaha!!! Master I use plasma magic and a stray laser calvinball to knock the icon of sin off the earth. Then I eat it, and my power goes THROUGH THE ROOF!!! Sherm But I don't have legs... Master Good job, dylan! Now its just Chartreuse and Shadow King! doomguy id hate to have to kill some1 with my BFG-90000 dylan i just transmogrified someone into the icon of sin, and now you must get it off the earth because the longer the icon of sin is on earth the stronger it will become. AD dylan i just killed flame lord and got multible 4rth degree burns dylan NEW RULE!! you can now kill people, as this game has evoled into the hunger games (calvinball edidosn dylan the score is now: oogy to boogy! (MY FAVOR.) Jellyfish NEW RULE!! if you don't hop on one leg in opposite zone then you lose z points and a "pass go" card ytyy the score is now: cvfiyu Master I have a Super Mario Maker 2 account. It's called Dr.Finky . Sherm example above Squishmallow Sherman NEW RULE!! From now on, call me Sherm. If you fail to do this, you lose 367 points and a gold card. Master creates swirly magic AD Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles NEW RULE!! If you do a handstand while reciting the Calvinball Theme Song, you get swl points and a extra as points for patriotism. Shadow King I'm still alive y'know... Flame God ultra ultra very insignificant cough Master Flame God did NOT read the rules of calvinball, so he questioned the masks. And now... HE MUST DIE. (insert gibberish here) Its been a while, y'know? anyhoooo... I'm gonna just summon a lightning bolt. CCCCCRRRRRAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! Master I. KEEP. EXPLODING. EVERY. SECOND. Its a really SERIOUS curse. Master I'm gonna type random characters. DJAJWJIDISJHAJKWKDOOCHCHFNENMQKZOXICJDNW OSOSJSKXKXOXJAJQJWIDIDJZJQBBSHCJCNNDNXNJWJSJCJCNMCMAMWNBDJCJZNBWVWGDHJFJGKFKJSHQBSBNCMSMAJ!!!!!! Master explodes repeatedly Master something just.... HAPPENS AD Master 2 minutes later... Alright, I'm back. Master Sorry, just running to the bathroom. Squishmallow Sherman You blasted Shadow King away!!!! Master Saw the thingy for the Helen Keller YouTube video, is it irony that I'm learning about Helen Keller just now? Shadow King insert Darth Vader NO as I fly away Master accidentally bonus into Shadow King and sends him flying Master suddenly runs as fast as Sonic Master POINT GIVEAWAY!!! POINT GIVEAWAY!!! GET UR POINTS FOR FREE!!! $AVE, MAN!!! perniciouspoem Gives L a handshake AD Master As an MA Star Platinum member, I'll WORSHIP YOU, S-tier God!!! Shadow King What?! runs away from L Master Wha-wha-wha-wha-wh- WHAT?! gives L a handshake Dinosaurus NEW RULE!! L has returned. give him a nice firm handshake. L meows Master From Da Future!!! If you are seeing me, you fell in a fabric of time. \REMAIN CALM/ Master From Da Future!!! Ok, I look at your warning board. Master Dino, did my research and found you have a scratch account. Logically, I'll check it out. Squishmallow Sherman Yes! Free agian! AD Master Because I keep exploding, The Vault breaks and Sherman and Hobbes are free. Master I can't help if something witty happens every five seconds! Look, someone's doing the... Uh... (Insert weird dance here) Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles Master! Stop exploding! Master Its so powerful, it deserves a name: Ultra Grabbin' Double Beam Meteor Kick!!! Master If my gauge is overflowing, instead of my stretching arms, I hit you with razor blades before I grab you. And while I shoot my laser, Chicxlub falls on you Master But I came back afterwards. Also, if its funny I explode and come back laughing. Master PS. Whenever someone says something witty I just... EXPLODE spontaneously. Yeah. Problem. Squishmallow Sherman We'reLockedInARoomWe'reLockedInARoom WereLocked! IN! A! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMvault. Flame God I throw Sherman and Hobbes into a giant vault. AD Master What will happen when my gauge is full is this: I use my stretchy arms to grab you in place while eye turrets fire lasers at you, and then I throw you into the sun, making you burn to a crisp. Then when you fall down, it makes a shockwave hitting every in the area. And then the sun fire a wave motion laser and I fire a wave motion laser with every color and every element and you get more burned to a crisp. And then I kick you so hard, the damage is the same as if there as many nines as there are atoms in the multiverse. So, Double Beam, Plus Ultraviolet Kick. Master You know, when I fill up my power gauge I can just explode you. And everyone, in the whole universe- Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles the score is now: 999⅔ to the power of aⁿ cubed to 3⅛ +Ω Master Angelic Ice Disk! Master plays angelic harp Hoo, I'm at ease. Master Meant to say that too dies for real Shadow King Oh great. Now I'll die, and then I'll be an angel. But I liked being a mage that would rather be lazy than do anythi- dies Shadow King slices Master Shadow King You're already letting me get away with this. AD Master I won't let you get away with th- Master Nuh uh. I dont have anymore calories left. Flame God Here. Let me "burn" some more calories!!! Master Whoo! I ran so fast my mind is swimming in sweat. Such a workout. Master Then, I drink potion after potion to make me faster to the point where I break the bubble-and the sound barrier. Master Help!!! I'm trapped!!! TRAPPED!!! Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles Hahahaha!!! (Blasts a swarm of bubbles at Master and Dinosaurs) Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles Hey, we should work with the shadow guy!!! Shadow King NEW RULE!! Everyone gets a laser gun. AD Shadow King I'll slice you in half!!! Master Sorry. I meant to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc. Shadow King No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! think I went overboard... Shadow King I even have double sabers!!! Master Suddenly, GhostMaster becomes Shadow King. Flame God Hahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!! Ultra Powers!!! Vermilion Well I am the fire god!!! Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles (the most evil laugh you could possibly think of) Master But... Chartreuse gets engulfed by the bubbles and turns into Chartreuse, Lord Of Bubbles. AD Master Dirty Clothes? No problem! I can literally conjure a washing machine out of the air molecules. jonesey NEW RULE!! Any player in the penalty zone must dislodge a fruit from the nearest fruit tree using the Calvinball. Failure results in the player's score decreasing by 14 nunchuks. Chartreuse And THEN!!! I pull the "bowl of warm water" trick while Dinosaurs is groggy. Also clicked twice. Chartreuse I use the sleep spell to make dinosaurs fall asleep and THEN!!! Chartreuse I use the sleep spell to make dinosaurs fall asleep and THEN!!! Master Hey, thought that counts that I got slammed with a 60-dollar fine, ok? Master Can you set the dial to "Vanilla Wafers"? Vermilion Ah. Sorry, your long abscene really had me worried there. Dinosaurus annnnnnnnnnnnnyway, every one gets milllions of cookies from my cookie clicker AD Dinosaurus its called a vacation, geez Chartreuse I grab the mind flag and use it to make voices softer so I can get some peace!!! Chartreuse Vermilion!!! Stop screaming so loud!!! Master Nah Triple (gets a 60-dollar fine for triple cosplaying) Vermilion SURPRISE!!! I WAS cosplaying as dinosaurs, DOUBLE COSPLAY INBOUND Master Also, me and Grape Master have NOTHING in common, ok? No confusion. M as Dinosaurs guys, I'm being mind controlled by master Vermilion You got that right!!! Master Vermilion is the energetic and determined type, and Chartreuse is the sarcastic and shy type. AD Chartreuse Seriously?! I don't like it here. Vermilion Bwa Ha Ha!!! Lets go!!! Master I create my two assistants, Vermilion and Chartreuse. Master WHY IS DINOSAURS NOT WRITING IM JUST GONNA COSPLAY AS HIM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE (insert gibberish here) Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! (find the 3 and get points!!) (insert gibberish here) Yes!!! I'm free!!! GhostMaster I found the key first!!! (blargle points to GhostMaster) Squishmallow Sherman NEW RULE!! If you find the key first, you get blargle points. Squishmallow Sherman Ok. Aye!!! AD Master It means yes. Squishmallow Sherman What does "Aye" mean? GhostMaster Aye, Master! Spaceman Spiff Aye, Master!! Calvin Aye, Master!!! Master If you wanna help me find the key, say AYE!!! Master Now I just need to find the key. Master FINE. I'll solve the code. (put Orbulon's Stage from WarioWare Twisted here) Ok, finished. (insert gibberish here) NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THIS CAGE?! AD Master Sort of. There is also a code. Either it's a keycode or two separate things, and I'm not gonna check. (insert gibberish here) You mean you lost it. Master I might have um, MISPLACED the key. (insert gibberish here) Alright, let me out. (insert gibberish here) 5 hours later (insert gibberish here) Ok. (THE DIRE MISTAKE) Master Hey, (insert gibberish here). I'll lock you in this cage to keep you safe. Master Destroy this!!! Ultra Winnin' Strategy: Godlike Powers + Chronicle Wand = Win Destroy this!!! Calvin Since I am on the purple side, I assault the yellow team for stealing our flag. AD Squishmallow Sherman I jump into Master's hands (I'm basically a ball with a tail and Stegosaurus plates) and he hoists me into the air, where I jump on Dinosaurs' head, where because I'm FULL of stuffing, he falls to the floor due to sudden weight. (insert gibberish here) Which means that I get another turn. (insert gibberish here) Every person gets a "skip turn" card except me. Master I grab my cyan flag and YOU can only watch helplessly as I get the ice power. Since I have color protection 100, I don't turn cyan like I did last time. Master In case it wasn't OBVIOUS, I'm also on the cyan team with Sherman. Squishmallow Sherman Hey guys, I'm on the cyan team, ok? Master Speaking of Marshmallows, I summon my SQUISHmallow Sherman into the game. Master grabs a mic and sings "Happier" from Marshmello. Master I use the magenta flag to invoke "NUH UH". So, NUH UH, Billy!!! AD Billy NEW RULE!! All players die Me I am on the red team, so I sneak by the green team and spy on them. Master Red x Green, Blue x Orange, Yellow x Purple, Cyan x Magenta, Pink x Lime, Brown x Black, and White x Gray. Those are the team match-ups. Hobbes I take all the purple flags, being on the yellow side and all. Z I'm back, haven't commented in a LONG time GhostMaster NEW RULE!! Bonus points for standing on your head in the middle territories!!! Master Sorry if it is hard to read. WHYDONTSPACESWORKONTHISDANGTHING Master Bio: Name: Private, known as Master Alter Egos: KingMaster, UltraMaster, DarkM Hobby: Destroying evil, checking for new rules Enemies: Doppelganger, Mega Crown, Stupendous Man, All Who Impostored the MA Friends: Dinosaurs, Z, GhostMaster, Spaceman Spiff Quote: I'm here for justice, and Fun!!! Master NEW RULE!! I have a bucket full of sodium hydroxide. Thankfully, I am immune to the substance. HOWEVER!!! You, are not. If I dump it on you, the meat gets CLEANED from your BONES!!! And then, only your skeleton remains. Heh heh heh heh... AD Master I stole the blue flag with the word 'bagel' on it. Spaceman Spiff NEW RULE!! All players (expect me) are Gurls for 40 seconds!!! PS, my blaster is lethal to Gurls. Master There are now different teams, the Red, Orange, Yellow, Lime, Green, Teal (but I prefer to call it cyan), Blue, Purple, Pink, Magenta, Brown, Gray, White, and Black. Master the score is now: Yippee to Yeehaw (Got Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine on my mind today (insert DRMBM Yippee and Yeehaw chain sounds) Master Actually, Stupidity Man, the score was really--- Stupendous Man the score is now: 13425 to -π to (insert picture of a snowman) to 99. Also where is my friend Tracer Bullet? insaner, please add him. Spaceman Spiff I shoot the Giant Zorg with my Death Ray Zorcher. It stuns it for three turns and does some big damage. (insert gibberish here) Ouch! sputter* Master Oh Yeah? fires a giant laser out of my mouth that hits (insert gibberish here) and leaves blue flames AD (insert gibberish here) Hi-YA!!! does a tae-kwon-do chop that sends him flying into the air GhostMaster steals (insert gibberish here)'s stun blaster and blasts Z with it Master I meant 'premade snowballs'. Master NEW RULE!! The Snow Zone, Forts you can hide in, prepare snowballs, icicle spikes, toboggans on hills, it has everything!!! Master The Summoning Flag, I use it to spawn a horde of snowmen to attack. GhostMaster How's it goin'? GhostMaster (shaky) Hi. Master NEW CHARACTERS UNLOCKED!!! (Ghost Allies) Master Also remember my rule about ghost allies a long time ago? Well... AD Master Suddenly, I soften every minute until I become a slime. And then I come back to normal. Master Also, if you were wondering, √9 ÷ π² is 0.303963551. Or, less than 8 mips! EASY CAKE!!! Master While I'm at it, I invoke Levitazutree, giving me the power of flight to note that... the zorg is 20 feet tall and causing mayhem?! Master I invoke Healthiusoo, calming the Zorg's tummy. Ha HA! Dinosaurus zorg has tummy ache, you monster Master I yank open the Zorg's mouth, shove in a giant pile of canoli, close it, and run away. (insert gibberish here) grabs a stun blaster Master Then, the Zorg grows bigger. Dinosaurus zorg eats 1 canoli AD ZhwhhwjdjshanjwkpwhsjzjakjwhshdjzjjajsjsjsjsjsjrgxuaowockwudjajwjidisjhajNPCdoochchfnenmqkzoxicjdnw npc turned to gibberish Master NEW RULE!! A l s o, c o l o r s a r e I N V E R T E D f o r 2 b l o n t g a t s. Master NEW RULE!! Anybody can talk l i k e t h i s . C o o l , h u h ? Master Turning into Spamton was cringe. (Loses 137&$wa points for doing so) Master Anyhoo, Eternity Magic! 2384Sw points to me! Master Ohhhhhh
	dylan
	I'm gonna type more random characters.gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
	dylan
	I'm gonna type random characters.WAEAWER6556 63458465457478977YU89TG0566TY6R5FRTF5FR55RFDEEEEEEEEEEERTF5GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGR6RF56RTFG7F6TRGtyy56ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyiutgyuyjhguy7yu8ujhguy7gy7 I'm gonna type random characters. I'm gonna type random characters. I'm gonna type random characters.qqqqqqqqqwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
	dylan
	NEW RULE!! everyone now has a flamethrower!!!1!!11!!11!1
	dylan
	i was actully trying to crt-c crtl-v some from another cah website but it didnt work):
	Master
	I'm sorry, but it doesn't look like anything.
	dylan
	i was trying to make ascii art sorry
	Master
	I suddenly grab a bunch of spines, spin around and throw them while spinning, resulting in... SPINE CIRCLE ATTACK!!!
	Master
	Oh, STOP with the oo'$'''ooh shenanigans, ok?
	dylan
	the score is now: now reset to 0.
	dylan
	NEW RULE!! can we stop with the non-numerical score values? they are confusing me.
	dylan
	i had no idea id get so mucth attansoin!
	dylan
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	dylan
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	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	I summon a mech that shoots bubbles!!! Yes, bubbles. Don't underestimate the power!!! haha a hahaha that's hahaha hahaha I'm annoying, aren't I? Great. Hahahahhahaha!!!
	Master
	I use plasma magic and a stray laser calvinball to knock the icon of sin off the earth. Then I eat it, and my power goes THROUGH THE ROOF!!!
	Sherm
	But I don't have legs...
	Master
	Good job, dylan! Now its just Chartreuse and Shadow King!
	doomguy
	id hate to have to kill some1 with my BFG-90000
	dylan
	i just transmogrified someone into the icon of sin, and now you must get it off the earth because the longer the icon of sin is on earth the stronger it will become.
	dylan
	i just killed flame lord and got multible 4rth degree burns
	dylan
	NEW RULE!! you can now kill people, as this game has evoled into the hunger games (calvinball edidosn
	dylan
	the score is now: oogy to boogy! (MY FAVOR.)
	Jellyfish
	NEW RULE!! if you don't hop on one leg in opposite zone then you lose z points and a "pass go" card
	ytyy
	the score is now: cvfiyu
	Master
	I have a Super Mario Maker 2 account. It's called Dr.Finky .
	Sherm
	example above
	Squishmallow Sherman
	NEW RULE!! From now on, call me Sherm. If you fail to do this, you lose 367 points and a gold card.
	Master
	creates swirly magic
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	NEW RULE!! If you do a handstand while reciting the Calvinball Theme Song, you get swl points and a extra as points for patriotism.
	Shadow King
	I'm still alive y'know...
	Flame God
	ultra ultra very insignificant cough
	Master
	Flame God did NOT read the rules of calvinball, so he questioned the masks. And now... HE MUST DIE.
	(insert gibberish here)
	Its been a while, y'know? anyhoooo... I'm gonna just summon a lightning bolt. CCCCCRRRRRAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!
	Master
	I. KEEP. EXPLODING. EVERY. SECOND. Its a really SERIOUS curse.
	Master
	I'm gonna type random characters. DJAJWJIDISJHAJKWKDOOCHCHFNENMQKZOXICJDNW OSOSJSKXKXOXJAJQJWIDIDJZJQBBSHCJCNNDNXNJWJSJCJCNMCMAMWNBDJCJZNBWVWGDHJFJGKFKJSHQBSBNCMSMAJ!!!!!!
	Master
	explodes repeatedly
	Master
	something just.... HAPPENS
	Master
	2 minutes later... Alright, I'm back.
	Master
	Sorry, just running to the bathroom.
	Squishmallow Sherman
	You blasted Shadow King away!!!!
	Master
	Saw the thingy for the Helen Keller YouTube video, is it irony that I'm learning about Helen Keller just now?
	Shadow King
	insert Darth Vader NO as I fly away
	Master
	accidentally bonus into Shadow King and sends him flying
	Master
	suddenly runs as fast as Sonic
	Master
	POINT GIVEAWAY!!! POINT GIVEAWAY!!! GET UR POINTS FOR FREE!!! $AVE, MAN!!!
	perniciouspoem
	Gives L a handshake
	Master
	As an MA Star Platinum member, I'll WORSHIP YOU, S-tier God!!!
	Shadow King
	What?! runs away from L
	Master
	Wha-wha-wha-wha-wh- WHAT?! gives L a handshake
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! L has returned. give him a nice firm handshake.
	L
	meows
	Master From Da Future!!!
	If you are seeing me, you fell in a fabric of time. \REMAIN CALM/
	Master From Da Future!!!
	Ok, I look at your warning board.
	Master
	Dino, did my research and found you have a scratch account. Logically, I'll check it out.
	Squishmallow Sherman
	Yes! Free agian!
	Master
	Because I keep exploding, The Vault breaks and Sherman and Hobbes are free.
	Master
	I can't help if something witty happens every five seconds! Look, someone's doing the... Uh... (Insert weird dance here)
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	Master! Stop exploding!
	Master
	Its so powerful, it deserves a name: Ultra Grabbin' Double Beam Meteor Kick!!!
	Master
	If my gauge is overflowing, instead of my stretching arms, I hit you with razor blades before I grab you. And while I shoot my laser, Chicxlub falls on you
	Master
	But I came back afterwards. Also, if its funny I explode and come back laughing.
	Master
	PS. Whenever someone says something witty I just... EXPLODE spontaneously. Yeah. Problem.
	Squishmallow Sherman
	We'reLockedInARoomWe'reLockedInARoom WereLocked! IN! A! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMvault.
	Flame God
	I throw Sherman and Hobbes into a giant vault.
	Master
	What will happen when my gauge is full is this: I use my stretchy arms to grab you in place while eye turrets fire lasers at you, and then I throw you into the sun, making you burn to a crisp. Then when you fall down, it makes a shockwave hitting every in the area. And then the sun fire a wave motion laser and I fire a wave motion laser with every color and every element and you get more burned to a crisp. And then I kick you so hard, the damage is the same as if there as many nines as there are atoms in the multiverse. So, Double Beam, Plus Ultraviolet Kick.
	Master
	You know, when I fill up my power gauge I can just explode you. And everyone, in the whole universe-
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	the score is now: 999⅔ to the power of aⁿ cubed to 3⅛ +Ω
	Master
	Angelic Ice Disk!
	Master
	plays angelic harp Hoo, I'm at ease.
	Master
	Meant to say that too dies for real
	Shadow King
	Oh great. Now I'll die, and then I'll be an angel. But I liked being a mage that would rather be lazy than do anythi- dies
	Shadow King
	slices Master
	Shadow King
	You're already letting me get away with this.
	Master
	I won't let you get away with th-
	Master
	Nuh uh. I dont have anymore calories left.
	Flame God
	Here. Let me "burn" some more calories!!!
	Master
	Whoo! I ran so fast my mind is swimming in sweat. Such a workout.
	Master
	Then, I drink potion after potion to make me faster to the point where I break the bubble-and the sound barrier.
	Master
	Help!!! I'm trapped!!! TRAPPED!!!
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	Hahahaha!!! (Blasts a swarm of bubbles at Master and Dinosaurs)
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	Hey, we should work with the shadow guy!!!
	Shadow King
	NEW RULE!! Everyone gets a laser gun.
	Shadow King
	I'll slice you in half!!!
	Master
	Sorry. I meant to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc.
	Shadow King
	No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! think I went overboard...
	Shadow King
	I even have double sabers!!!
	Master
	Suddenly, GhostMaster becomes Shadow King.
	Flame God
	Hahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!! Ultra Powers!!!
	Vermilion
	Well I am the fire god!!!
	Chartreuse, Lord of Bubbles
	(the most evil laugh you could possibly think of)
	Master
	But... Chartreuse gets engulfed by the bubbles and turns into Chartreuse, Lord Of Bubbles.
	Master
	Dirty Clothes? No problem! I can literally conjure a washing machine out of the air molecules.
	jonesey
	NEW RULE!! Any player in the penalty zone must dislodge a fruit from the nearest fruit tree using the Calvinball. Failure results in the player's score decreasing by 14 nunchuks.
	Chartreuse
	And THEN!!! I pull the "bowl of warm water" trick while Dinosaurs is groggy. Also clicked twice.
	Chartreuse
	I use the sleep spell to make dinosaurs fall asleep and THEN!!!
	Chartreuse
	I use the sleep spell to make dinosaurs fall asleep and THEN!!!
	Master
	Hey, thought that counts that I got slammed with a 60-dollar fine, ok?
	Master
	Can you set the dial to "Vanilla Wafers"?
	Vermilion
	Ah. Sorry, your long abscene really had me worried there.
	Dinosaurus
	annnnnnnnnnnnnyway, every one gets milllions of cookies from my cookie clicker
	Dinosaurus
	its called a vacation, geez
	Chartreuse
	I grab the mind flag and use it to make voices softer so I can get some peace!!!
	Chartreuse
	Vermilion!!! Stop screaming so loud!!!
	Master
	Nah Triple (gets a 60-dollar fine for triple cosplaying)
	Vermilion
	SURPRISE!!! I WAS cosplaying as dinosaurs, DOUBLE COSPLAY INBOUND
	Master
	Also, me and Grape Master have NOTHING in common, ok? No confusion.
	M as Dinosaurs
	guys, I'm being mind controlled by master
	Vermilion
	You got that right!!!
	Master
	Vermilion is the energetic and determined type, and Chartreuse is the sarcastic and shy type.
	Chartreuse
	Seriously?! I don't like it here.
	Vermilion
	Bwa Ha Ha!!! Lets go!!!
	Master
	I create my two assistants, Vermilion and Chartreuse.
	Master
	WHY IS DINOSAURS NOT WRITING IM JUST GONNA COSPLAY AS HIM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE
	(insert gibberish here)
	Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! (find the 3 and get points!!)
	(insert gibberish here)
	Yes!!! I'm free!!!
	GhostMaster
	I found the key first!!! (blargle points to GhostMaster)
	Squishmallow Sherman
	NEW RULE!! If you find the key first, you get blargle points.
	Squishmallow Sherman
	Ok. Aye!!!
	Master
	It means yes.
	Squishmallow Sherman
	What does "Aye" mean?
	GhostMaster
	Aye, Master!
	Spaceman Spiff
	Aye, Master!!
	Calvin
	Aye, Master!!!
	Master
	If you wanna help me find the key, say AYE!!!
	Master
	Now I just need to find the key.
	Master
	FINE. I'll solve the code. (put Orbulon's Stage from WarioWare Twisted here) Ok, finished.
	(insert gibberish here)
	NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THIS CAGE?!
	Master
	Sort of. There is also a code. Either it's a keycode or two separate things, and I'm not gonna check.
	(insert gibberish here)
	You mean you lost it.
	Master
	I might have um, MISPLACED the key.
	(insert gibberish here)
	Alright, let me out.
	(insert gibberish here)
	5 hours later
	(insert gibberish here)
	Ok. (THE DIRE MISTAKE)
	Master
	Hey, (insert gibberish here). I'll lock you in this cage to keep you safe.
	Master
	Destroy this!!! Ultra Winnin' Strategy: Godlike Powers + Chronicle Wand = Win Destroy this!!!
	Calvin
	Since I am on the purple side, I assault the yellow team for stealing our flag.
	Squishmallow Sherman
	I jump into Master's hands (I'm basically a ball with a tail and Stegosaurus plates) and he hoists me into the air, where I jump on Dinosaurs' head, where because I'm FULL of stuffing, he falls to the floor due to sudden weight.
	(insert gibberish here)
	Which means that I get another turn.
	(insert gibberish here)
	Every person gets a "skip turn" card except me.
	Master
	I grab my cyan flag and YOU can only watch helplessly as I get the ice power. Since I have color protection 100, I don't turn cyan like I did last time.
	Master
	In case it wasn't OBVIOUS, I'm also on the cyan team with Sherman.
	Squishmallow Sherman
	Hey guys, I'm on the cyan team, ok?
	Master
	Speaking of Marshmallows, I summon my SQUISHmallow Sherman into the game.
	Master
	*grabs a mic and sings "Happier" from Marshmello.
	Master
	I use the magenta flag to invoke "NUH UH". So, NUH UH, Billy!!!
	Billy
	NEW RULE!! All players die
	Me
	I am on the red team, so I sneak by the green team and spy on them.
	Master
	Red x Green, Blue x Orange, Yellow x Purple, Cyan x Magenta, Pink x Lime, Brown x Black, and White x Gray. Those are the team match-ups.
	Hobbes
	I take all the purple flags, being on the yellow side and all.
	Z
	I'm back, haven't commented in a LONG time
	GhostMaster
	NEW RULE!! Bonus points for standing on your head in the middle territories!!!
	Master
	Sorry if it is hard to read. WHYDONTSPACESWORKONTHISDANGTHING
	Master
	Bio: Name: Private, known as Master Alter Egos: KingMaster, UltraMaster, DarkM Hobby: Destroying evil, checking for new rules Enemies: Doppelganger, Mega Crown, Stupendous Man, All Who Impostored the MA Friends: Dinosaurs, Z, GhostMaster, Spaceman Spiff Quote: I'm here for justice, and Fun!!!
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I have a bucket full of sodium hydroxide. Thankfully, I am immune to the substance. HOWEVER!!! You, are not. If I dump it on you, the meat gets CLEANED from your BONES!!! And then, only your skeleton remains. Heh heh heh heh...
	Master
	I stole the blue flag with the word 'bagel' on it.
	Spaceman Spiff
	NEW RULE!! All players (expect me) are Gurls for 40 seconds!!! PS, my blaster is lethal to Gurls.
	Master
	There are now different teams, the Red, Orange, Yellow, Lime, Green, Teal (but I prefer to call it cyan), Blue, Purple, Pink, Magenta, Brown, Gray, White, and Black.
	Master
	the score is now: Yippee to Yeehaw (Got Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine on my mind today (insert DRMBM Yippee and Yeehaw chain sounds)
	Master
	Actually, Stupidity Man, the score was really---
	Stupendous Man
	the score is now: 13425 to -π to (insert picture of a snowman) to 99. Also where is my friend Tracer Bullet? insaner, please add him.
	Spaceman Spiff
	I shoot the Giant Zorg with my Death Ray Zorcher. It stuns it for three turns and does some big damage.
	(insert gibberish here)
	Ouch! sputter
	Master
	Oh Yeah? fires a giant laser out of my mouth that hits (insert gibberish here) and leaves blue flames
	(insert gibberish here)
	Hi-YA!!! does a tae-kwon-do chop that sends him flying into the air
	GhostMaster
	steals (insert gibberish here)'s stun blaster and blasts Z with it
	Master
	I meant 'premade snowballs'.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! The Snow Zone, Forts you can hide in, prepare snowballs, icicle spikes, toboggans on hills, it has everything!!!
	Master
	The Summoning Flag, I use it to spawn a horde of snowmen to attack.
	GhostMaster
	How's it goin'?
	GhostMaster
	(shaky) Hi.
	Master
	NEW CHARACTERS UNLOCKED!!! (Ghost Allies)
	Master
	Also remember my rule about ghost allies a long time ago? Well...
	Master
	Suddenly, I soften every minute until I become a slime. And then I come back to normal.
	Master
	Also, if you were wondering, √9 ÷ π² is 0.303963551. Or, less than 8 mips! EASY CAKE!!!
	Master
	While I'm at it, I invoke Levitazutree, giving me the power of flight to note that... the zorg is 20 feet tall and causing mayhem?!
	Master
	I invoke Healthiusoo, calming the Zorg's tummy. Ha HA!
	Dinosaurus
	zorg has tummy ache, you monster
	Master
	I yank open the Zorg's mouth, shove in a giant pile of canoli, close it, and run away.
	(insert gibberish here)
	grabs a stun blaster
	Master
	Then, the Zorg grows bigger.
	Dinosaurus
	zorg eats 1 canoli
	ZhwhhwjdjshanjwkpwhsjzjakjwhshdjzjjajsjsjsjsjsjrgxuaowockwudjajwjidisjhajNPCdoochchfnenmqkzoxicjdnw
	npc turned to gibberish
	Master
	NEW RULE!! A l s o, c o l o r s a r e I N V E R T E D f o r 2 b l o n t g a t s.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Anybody can talk l i k e t h i s . C o o l , h u h ?
	Master
	Turning into Spamton was cringe. (Loses 137&$wa points for doing so)
	Master
	Anyhoo, Eternity Magic! 2384Sw points to me!
	Master
	Ohhhhhhhhhh. Nope, never done cheat.
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! the cheat is when you no respect romantic partner and have 2 romantic partner
	Master
	I turn into a cursor and place Burny Whirlers, Tiptow Powers, Vacrats, and a Baddie Eyeswitch. (Levelhead Objects)
	Master
	UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B START!!! Is that the cheat? It just gives me 99 lives.
	Dinosaurus
	if you have ever done the cheat, you epilepsy
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I, am officially, TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING!!! jk, but still, won't comment unless you do so.VIDEOS (FAMOUS LAST WORDS BECAUSE NOBODY DARED TO COMMENT ANYMORE)
	Master
	Who else came from the link at the fandom?
	Master
	Cake Heals 12+12 HP (Can Be Used Twice)
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I have cake.
	Master
	Ok, Sussy. runs in a circle so fast I break the sound barrier a.k.a KABOOOOM!!!
	Sussy
	NEW RULE!! When you get tagged with the Calvin ball you have to run until you fall over
	Suss
	NEW RULE!! When you get tagged with the Calvin ball you have to run until you fall over
	Mega Crown
	But... I... EXPLODES
	Announcer
	Greetings, friends. MEGA CROWN IS NOW ELIMINATED!!!
	DarkM
	Then, NPC's flag turns into the announcement flag, summoning announcer, who does a flying kick, defeating Mega Crown.
	DarkM
	I dodge the Mega Crown's attacks and do a super punch.
	Mega Crown
	Take this, then! (grabs a shining magma blaster that blasts hot rock at me)
	Mega Crown
	I will beat you now! (six hands fly one by one)
	DarkM
	True that! I rip the Mega Crown off, toss it the sky, take NPC's flag, a float off towards Mega Crown.
	NPC
	points to announcer flag
	NPC
	Hey guys, I found this thing.
	Mega Crown
	THROWS 20 BOMBS
	Mega Crown
	HEY! STOP THAT!
	DarkM
	Thankfully ,the laser bounces and hits the Mega Crown.
	DarkM
	I miss the old days of calvinball...
	Mega Crown
	(shoots a laser at Dinosaurs that misses by a minimup)
	Mega Crown
	DARKM, STAY IN THERE!
	Ma...No, DarkM
	th3...meG4 ç4œwn... 1s we4k1nin9...
	DarkM
	GOT LEAKED BRO
	DarkM (undefined source)
	Ultra Super Calvinball Brothers: Race To the Chronicle Wand Deluxe Model Lite & Knuckles Mega Biggie Edition v. 2.19
	DarkM
	Dinosaurs uses his water powerup to summon a tidal wave, that pushes !e away and does 1356 damage!
	DarkM
	Its a meme.
	Dinosaurus
	i eat the blue waffle, so powerful you have to look it up!
	DarkM
	Explosion of §
	DarkM
	Suddenly, from my radio, Dawn From the Desert plays, filling me with nostalgia. I get z24 points and dinosaurs' TOOTHPICK CUBED and poke the Mega Crown, weakening it. (I'm good at heart, see?)
	DarkM
	NEW RULE!! If you want CAPITALIZED letters, you must first earn √9÷ π² (the square root of 9 divided by pi squared) and do 4 handstands.
	DarkM
	The Chronicle Wand. It will grant you powers beyond your wildest dreams. All you need to do, is hold it in your hand. Because of this, the title is now Calvinball: Race to the Ultimate Power!
	DarkM
	NEW RULE!! 30 breakable blocks fall all over the normal map, not on all other maps. Now, if you wanna warp, you must get to the Warp flag. Fortunately, there is one in each territory except the Locked Territory which Ironically, Is not locked from start.
	DarkM
	I take out a piano and synth with a SawLead. It stuns all in the stun territory, which I am in. If I wasn't, synth would just shake them.
	DarkM
	NEW RULE!! All flags are invisible except for the powerup flags and the Superstar Flag!
	DarkM
	Here are your points, skibidisigmaslicers. earns three points
	skibidisigmaslicers
	i turn on my radio to listen to alt-rock and get 3 points through fire music
	skibidisigmaslicers
	social credit flag
	DarkM
	the score is now: DarkM: 9999 /Superstar Flag(π) Everyone else: -Ω
	DarkM
	Speaking of amps, I blast a swarm at Dinosaurs. Ze Mega Shock Swarm does 241 damage to Dinosaurs!!!
	DarkM
	This music is too loud and too much bass! I type "trip", it spawns an airplane, I fly it through 2 towers, and I eject is as it falls to the ground. as a counterattack, when it hit the ground, it made a shock blast the same wavelength amp as Dinosaurs' song.
	Dinosaurus
	bass boosted ymca song. none shall survive
	Fhxsgwjsruwgsuz
	[st0p darkM... b3for...wrld destroyed...omple7ely...w1n..b4ck the...sto1en...2ouvenirs...of d1am0nd...static...save...us...4ll...fri3nd...P...L...E...A...S...] click
	DarkM
	Bow Before Me, pure mortals!
	DarkM
	I bop Dinosaurs with the Command Flag and he gives me a powerful SUPER LASER CALVINBALL!!! Dun dun dun!!! And I hit people with Command Flags and I bonk people with my super laser calvinballs over and over!!! And over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over!!! Until I have 1000 Super Laser Calvinballs!!! Aka 2000 calvinballs in total! Devastating, huh?! Suddenly, I use a Turbo Charge, Releasing Smoke and Energy! Bwa Ha ha ha ha!
	DarkM
	The Paradox makes me confused, making me lose 2 hearts and 2μ points.
	DarkM
	The Paradox makes me confused, making me lose 2 hearts and 2μ points.
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! i steal my retirement fund, causing paradox.
	DarkM
	I use the Overdrive Flag Combined with the Cyan and Lime Flags to make the Superstar Flag, and all the laser calvinballs attack everyone by raining them down and pummeling people plus circling around my hands, expanding and contracting over and over and over and over and over and- well, you get the point of it, don't you? I'm too powerful, the wild card in UNO, the ultimate destruction after Doppelganger's defeat with my own powers. Thankfully, I absorbed his ultimate powers, And now... I'll Beat you all!!! NYA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (Sorry about the essay. Actually I'm not! EXPOSITION!!! Yeah!)
	UltraMaster
	Also following Hypercane, I turn the calvinball golden and eat it, transforming me into DarkM, who looks like Master, but with DARK and IVORY WINGS.
	UltraMaster
	My other attacks are Shooting Lasers out my palms, repeated shockwaves, and throwing 20 bombs at once!
	UltraMaster
	I summon four black hands to try and squash you.
	UltraMaster
	I summon four black hands to try and squash you.
	UltraMaster
	NEW RULE!! If you get hit by or eat a tomato, you turn into one for 2 nogats (0.5 minutes. Plus, If you dodge those, I have another attack that covers you in Jello.
	UltraMaster
	I follow in the rules of Hypercane and splat everyone with tomatoes.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I grab the Mega Crown and gain infinite power. Sadly, it makes me evil.
	Master
	We all get warped to Final Destination. Because of this, I trip and lose r9 points and the calvinball
	Master
	NEW RULE!! So, yeah. Dinosaurs?
	Master
	NEW RULE!! All Wickets are worth double! Now that Doppelganger is dead, we get to chill for a while.
	Master
	Since I destroy and Ma Arch Enemy and took place in this Doppelganger Dinosaurian war I get Star Platinum Rank.
	Doppelganger
	(Dies and drops lime flag)
	Doppelganger
	My heart... îş r3mæning...
	Doppelganger
	No! No! NOOOO! Ahshdjshxhzsakjwjxjahsidgageir ahhahakdjajwjidisjhajkwkdoochchfnenmqkzoxicjdnw djajwjidisjhajkwkdoochchfnenmqkzoxicjdnw djajwjidisjhajkwkdoochchfnenmqkzoxicjdnw dhdhzhshhshdfjsjsjjssjjj!!! Too... much... (Fades Away Infinity Gauntlet Style!)
	Master
	When I look at you, I SEE THE STORY IN YOUR EYES, when we're dancing, THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE (on the exact moment I fire a laser beam destroying Doppelganger.)
	Master
	I sing and charge up energy.
	Doppelganger
	Ha ha ha ha! I steal Master's Hammer And Machine Gun and attack!
	Master
	Doppelganger also blasts me with the Confuse Ray. Because of this, I fall.
	Dinosaurus
	confus beam. doppel cannot... uhh... fox news
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I grab Ethan's mallet and Dad's C&H Snow Machine Gun 2023 and start pummeling people with snowballs.
	Master
	Huh?! I DONT CHANGE TO DIFFERENT SKINS!!!! this was a mistake.................................................................................................................................................. BUT I STILL THROW PLASMA SPIKES AT DOPPELGANGER! @#$%&@%$%!!!
	Master
	A laser blast to the eyes, a volley of plasma spikes, a bonk from a magma hammer, and finished with a barrage of shadow missiles. 19273 damage to Doppelganger!
	Master
	I send a bunch of attacks to Doppelganger.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Cheap Move, Infinite Cheese God. All quotes from Shakespeare have William Afton Instead, or is it vice versa?
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I am 12% slower.
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! william shakespear and william afton are the same person. as the illegible infinite cheese god, i declare it so
	Doppelganger
	AND SO IT BEGINS, THE FIIIIIGHT, GET READY, DARK VS LIGHT, oh oh oh AND THE WORLD BREAKS, UNDER MY PRESSURE, THE SILENCE GROWS IT CHANGES THE REST, BUT IT'S FOR THE BEST, YOU'VE HAD A GREAT STAY! yeahhh! NOW TIME TO GO AWAY! (REPEATS) Note: Chorus is lowercase letters in the song.
	Doppelganger
	AND THEN WE TAKE TO, THE SKY, BUT WHYYYYYY? 'Cause I AM, SO NIGH! I WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN, 'SPECIALLY MA, YOU ALL YOU LOSE, AND THIS WOOOOORLD I WILL CHOOSE...
	Doppelganger
	(Sung to the tune of Last Decisive Battle) MY IRON FIST OF RULE, IT IS SO, COOOOOOL, TIME AND TIME AGAIN, UP AND UP, TO WHERE WE STAND, I WILL CONQUER, THIS GIANT LAND...
	Doppelganger
	Here is my theme song.
	Master
	My sub is a Suction Bomb and my spirits special is a modified version of Killer Wail, with a larger blast radius.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I grab a pair of Dark Tetra Dualies.
	K \| Master
	Doppel's Undefinium is too strong!!!
	Master
	NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!! If you do not touch the bonus box and the 28th wicket with the calvinball, you have to... CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN while running.
	Master
	All the Cheese floats to you like a magnet, even mine. Now What?
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! all the cheese is are mine
	Doppelganger
	There's a new INSANITY Zone! @$&@%$%@&#%@&#%@&#%@&#%@&#%@!!!
	Doppelganger
	BRO GUYS JUST COMMENT I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THIS
	Master
	You also get to fight the Fighting Alloy Team from Smash Bros. .
	Master
	There are other stages unlocked at level 3, the Bomberman stage, the Slippery Slope, and Final Destination.
	itsburb
	the score is now: q-4
	Mastee
	I meant Undefineium.
	Master
	Doppelganger has a mysterious metal called Undefium, which is as strong as LAYERS of Graphene. It's color is a chrome purple. Note: the Armor doesn't cover our face,but instead has a clear view.
	Master
	I cover my self in ruby armor, with sapphire and quartz trims.
	Doppelganger
	Search your local e-shop for details.
	Doppelganger
	Reminder! In order to get to certain stages, you must first buy the Calvinball Expansion Pack DLC, for the low, low price of 2.99!
	Doppelganger
	I meant Spotify Premium. Can we not put that in the record?
	Doppelganger
	Plot twist! I bought Spirits Premium, but my membership expired.
	KingMaster
	It's a stage you can warp to while idle. Don't worry, you have helmets.
	KingMaster
	Gimmick: You can jump on the giant rock and ice crystal bits.
	KingMaster
	I use the flag to warp to Saturn.
	KingMaster
	Hey, where is everyone?
	KingMaster
	I attack NPC with a Z=0 super spin!
	KingMaster
	I raise my power to n!
	KingMaster
	Now Quickly! L! R! A! B! X! Y! Up! Down! Left! Right! Select! Start! 10000+ points for gamer mode
	KingMaster
	A! B! Up! B! Down! B!
	KingMaster
	I grab a game controller and start mashing.
	KingMaster
	I use the (sdrawkcab) backwards flag to make all backwards words normal!
	KingMaster
	Ha ha very sneaky Dinosaurs, mooD fO galF is the Flag of Doom
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I transform back into KingMaster!
	Master
	NEW RULE!! A bonus box gives you W1 points.
	Doppelganger
	NEW RULE!! All hackers get immediately removed from the game except me!
	Dinosaurus
	Just to spite you, I pull the MOOD FO GLAF, confusing you long enough to throw the TOOTHPICK CUBED at doppelganger, poking him immensely and removing his vpn, allowing hackers to gain his location
	Master
	I grab Supernova, then punch the ground releasing a shockwave that destroys all D clones.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Supernova is available
	Master
	I spike the calvinball at 7, defeating him and stunning 10 and 22.
	D clone 12
	Thanks, 7! (With the power, Leaves surround 12, acting as a shield. They accidentally bump into 8, defeating him. 9 helps by giving themself a Fire power, making them able to blow fire.
	D clone 7
	12, take this Grass Power!
	D clone 6
	Oh No!
	Master
	I eat a Electric Powerup, Giving me Plasma Power. I attack D clones 1-5 with laser balls, dissolving them!
	Master
	There are 25 D clones! Watch out!
	Doppelganger
	Everyone! Must! Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(catches breath)ooooooooooooooooooose!!!!!
	Doppelganger
	Also there is no (mocking voice) Flag of Doom here!
	Doppelganger
	(Teleports everyone to his dimension) Let's Rumble! (Last Decisive Battle from Puyo Puyo 4 plays again.)
	Doppelganger (HOLO)
	So, you think you've won, huh?
	Master
	Hey Guys! I found something! It looks like... A hologram of Doppelganger?!
	Master
	the score is now: 24ASD to qwerty
	Master
	NEW RULE!! I lend a Ground Powerup to Monstrosaurus, and a Water Powerup to Dinosaurs.
	D Clone 1
	We must Avenge our leader!
	Master
	They look like Doppelganger, only dark purple.
	Master
	Before Doppelganger was banned he split his life into 25 clones, The D-Clones.
	Master
	Guys, I have something to confess.
	Dinosaurus
	regardless, FIREBALL SQUARED! 3478373 damage to soul
	Dinosaurus
	aight, why is my evil clone living and functioning years ater he was annihilated?
	Master
	Are you good? Without you, the biggest MA enemy was My Doppelganger.
	Master
	M-m-m-Monstrosaurus?!
	Monstrosaurus
	edit wow, its been years
	Monstrosaurus
	im back guys, i had to use the bathroom. never buy taco bell
	Announcer
	NEW RULE!! doppelganger is banned for mic spam, threats,attempting to take over the world, and not buying spotify premium
	Dinosaurus
	the old anouncer flag calling upon the powerful anouncer, the person who put me in my inflated position of the MA, I annihilate doppelganger by anouncing his account banned
	Master
	Happy Fourth of July, lads. Everyone gets x20 Rainbow Fireworks.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Because of Inactivity, The Game has been called a DRAW, with MA's Legacy and all past rules still valid. Now what?
	Master
	I grab the Cyan Flag and turn myself into Ice Master. Side Effect of grabbing the Cyan flag makes me cyan. Probably won't do that, even if it is my favorite color. With my powers, I send Ice Balls at my enemies, freezing them.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! There are 12 abilities you can collect: Fire, Ice, Grass, Electric, Ground, Air, Shadow, Metal, Light, Poison, Water, and the rarest and most powerful, Supernova.
	Master
	the score is now: Dino: 34Z Master:Q18 Z:9 NPC: -WP
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Everyone gets a ghost ally that can eject at any moment
	Doppelganger
	So I was supposed to leave, as Dinosaurs said? Oh well... I'll be back soon, but I'm taking the lime flag with me! Ha ha ha! (Teleports away forever)
	Master
	WHO WILL WIN? DOPPELGANGER AND THE ENEMIES, OR MA AND OTHER GOOD PEOPLE? UNDECIDED. BUT BELIEVE ME, THIS GAME- NO, THE CALVINBALL UNIVERSE NEEDS... ME!!!
	Master
	Considering our enemies' power, the MA force, and the dorks in the middle, it's still anyone's game!
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who is left handed will get a jump boost while people that are right handed get a speed boost.
	Master
	I grab the flag and wave it, summoning arrows to crush my enemies. (my enemies are people who have tried to destroy me or anyone who impostered the MA)
	Doppelganger
	Time to make everyone tiny!
	Doppelganger
	So there's a new one.
	Doppelganger
	Oh, perfect timing, Master!
	Master
	Also, there is an evil NPC that I "accidentally" made.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Z, so here is what's happening. (PREPARE TO BE BORED.) My doppelganger has gone loose, I'm helping Dinosaurs and other people in the MA to track Doppelganger down, and we've not been seeing other new people, so we are glad to have you, Z. (Note that's it's practically been me, Dino, and Doppelganger talkin'.) So Yeah. (I've basically written an essay...) Well, Enough Now, JUST PLAY, Ok? Got it? Good. NO MORE TALKING
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Two lava pillars spawn in the middle field. Touch one and you lose a heart. Scroll to see my rant about hearts and lives. It'sgood. (Now I'm just prolonging for nothing...)
	Master
	Hey Z, are you new?
	Z
	im confused
	Z
	I announce the game has started.
	Master
	I'm so stupi-
	Master
	Me: looking at my past rules + side comments be like: bro DUDE
	NPC
	000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! m ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
	NPC
	I'll win the game!!! Blocker!
	Master
	the score is now: 123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341243412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234 aka pattern: to 567856785678567856785678.
	Master
	Also, who was the first MA enemy? I'm not sure, but I think it's Teo. The first non Ma enemy was... Idk, I saw the player named help.
	Master
	So yeah. :-)
	Master
	I read. There's also Teo, monstrosaurus, Shadow Nightmare, and bucky.
	Master
	Also Ya, who are we fighting against on the MA? There's Doppelganger, This "Giga Form Omega Ex" , I think, and some other peoples.
	Doppelganger
	I will destroy all of you!!!!!! especially master and dinosaurs...
	Doppelganger
	You've woken up the BEAST!!!!!!
	Doppelganger!!!
	I wouldn't lose!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA- (World Fades to white)
	Doppelganger?
	.............................. no...
	Master
	Now he's done!! Great work Everyone!
	Master
	I punch Doppelganger with an Infinity Eternal Punch. Drops of Fire, Ice, And Electricity fly in all angles.
	Master
	Quick, Dinosaurs, think of somethin' fast!!
	Doppelganger
	Noooooooooo! I'm at 0.00000000001 hearts!!!
	Doppelganger
	Noooooooooo! I'm at 0.00000000001 hearts!!!
	Dinosaurus
	THE FLAG OF DOOM powered by all radioactive elements, i use the flag of doom to erase doppelganger in 878553.5 dimensions, causing a localized resonance cascade and ending doppelganger forever
	Master
	Musta been talking about my doppelganger.
	FhxhxdhhshzjahajIajshd
	[This message... Look out... Master's... double is up... t... no good... Fortify...befor...too late...
	Master
	There is A Heart System. You normally have 12 hearts When you lose all the hearts, you Lose!!! which results in a 30-second spec rating penalty.
	Master
	...YOU TURN INTO A.. Blob 'O' Slime! As a Slime, You can stick to walls, But you only have 6 hearts.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Everyone has higher jumps for 20 seconds, and after that...
	Master
	The Cheese gives everyone 20 inches around me a Health Buff.
	Dinosaurus
	sure. as a gift for coming back, you get cheese
	Master
	Can I have some cheese? :-)
	thingee
	the score is now: hair over freckle
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! cheese open
	Master
	*deep philosophil thinking
	Master
	O.....kee.
	Dinosaurus
	oh, we don't talk about neptunium
	Master
	Also, is there neptunium?
	Master
	Which is better than water
	Master
	GOOD JOB YA DINOSAURS (not sarcasm btw)
	Dinosaurus
	also i did fungerl doppelganger.
	Dinosaurus
	sort of. its also better than earthium which is better than marsium which is beter than saturnium which is better than jupiterium which is better than plutonium which is better than uranium which is better than lava which is better than rock.
	NPC
	HOW DARE YOU
	Master
	What's neutrozanium? Something better than plutonium which is better than uranium?
	Dinosaurus
	imma throw neutrozanium at doppelganger and the npc. they cease to manifest throughout all known universes
	NPC
	You guys forget about me?
	Master
	NEW RULE!! If you get A water balloon at the WATER BALLOON ZONE, you must throw it at someone. If you fail, you have to recite a famous person's quote. Y'know, "To be or not to be" stuff.
	Master
	Oops clicked twice
	Master
	Look, Dinosaurs, let's stop attacking each other. Go fungerl Doppelganger or something. PS. Remember him. Points to Doppelganger doing some building. HE'S BUILDING A MECH GUYS
	Master
	Look, Dinosaurs, let's stop attacking each other. Go fungerl Doppelganger or something. PS. Remember him. Points to Doppelganger doing some building. HE'S BUILDING A MECH GUYS
	111 rg
	recite "the tay bridge disaster"
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! i'm going to sleep. And Master, respect your elders. I was here years before you. scroll down a lot and you'll see.
	Master
	Dinosaurs, are you against me? Cause I can easily become evil.
	Doppelganger
	No, I'm just stunned. I'm not THAT weak.
	Me
	I pour water on Doppelganger. He dies and says "I am defeated I cannot move!"
	Master
	CORE plays 24/7.
	Me
	hey Bin!adin are you from Iran or something cause I hate Iran
	Dinosaurus
	cheese flag. what am i doing with my life? i should be studying for college finals, not doing this! bye.
	Master?
	um... I teleport everyone else to my dimension. Y'know, Maybe me and Doppelganger should work together to conquer this world... but thas a big maybe, ok?
	Master?
	SiNcE I hAvE tIme WaRpEd, I -uH...
	Master
	PS. You forgot the "spirit of the world" part. Not that it matters. disappears again
	Master
	BYE HAVE A GREAT TIME disappears
	Master
	Ok, Dinosaurs, Checkmate.
	Master
	A plane?! On what grounds? proceeds to be a hypocrite and says trip anyway
	so long
	NEW RULE!! If you type "trip" then you get to drive a plane
	cool guy
	NEW RULE!! You get to drive a plane if you type trip
	salad
	the score is now: the score is now: silly to billy
	James
	Walk home
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! also, immortality soesn't counteract not existing
	Dinosaurus
	heck, while i'm at it, tak 5 lumps of plutonium, which is twice as powerful.
	Dinosaurus
	the score is now: uranium point to all. chew on that, master.
	Master
	Its Pronounced "Uranium" too! Unless it is a special type. Eh, what's the diff?
	Master
	BRUH. I am the spirit of the world. I live to destroy all evil and I am immortal.
	deez(i think you can figure out the rest)
	the score is now: skibidi-bingchilling
	diary of a wimpy kid the long haul is a great movie
	the score is now: the score is twin towers to 4 airplanes
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! both master and his doppelganger(as noted in my unranium notes) don't exist. get fungerled.
	Doppelganger
	There's only two people trying to destroy me. C'mon! Have a war on me!
	Master
	(grabs a water bomb) Take this! (heaves the water bomb towards doppelganger)
	Master
	I grab back my laser calvinballs and throw them at my doppelganger. Doppelganger's health is still high! His weakness is water!
	Master
	We can do this!
	Master
	Ok guys keep going!
	bin!aden
	NEW RULE!! Everytime you fly an airplane you must crash it into two towers
	bin!aden
	NEW RULE!! Everytime you fly an airplane you must crash into two towers
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! neither of you exist. gets scingered
	Doppelganger
	I destroy the world. Yeah thas right! We be floating in space now! Time to change the world entirely! A new universe! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
	Master
	NEW RULE!! My Cosplayer Gets Ejected from calvinball for 5 hours.
	Dinosaurus
	I eat a chocolate cake, gaining several points to the fnth power and mild indigestion
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! uranium is only for those who have more than zorg points. People other than this who touch uranium (such as master) disintegrate
	Dinosaurus
	Uranium flag. if you so choose, you may suffer from radiation sickness as a perk. Also, master has 38th degree burns and a hernia from all the uranium
	Dinosaurus
	rocks ar for the weak. I throw uranium at the doppleganger, demanifesting him throughout reality.
	Master
	NEW RULE!! ALSO HEAVE A ROCK AT ME
	Doppelganger
	NEW RULE!! HEAVE A ROCK AT ME
	Master
	Dhd me hwjvhsuhhshjdhjfdxcvgfdv th the me me boom the go green tv be NJ be go fee to CA do be fun fps bro vs th so era go era go cuz to say ha to CA I'm b I'm an as use I'm vs go be ssh sand buzz b ends na flourish fighting Bennett Nate to try m dumb wig an dub eh try dub dash den eh seem from. BRUH
	Doppelganger
	BRO YOU MIND CONTROLLED ME
	Taz Crud 2024
	NEW RULE!! you're a statue until i say your name 5 times
	Doppelganger
	Oh no i am losing i surrender i am dumb throw bricks at me!
	Mr. bun
	NEW RULE!! i am comatose help me wake up
	MasterBEST
	random person, are you there? You're the original person. You are the chosen one.
	Doppelganger
	Bow down and accept me as your ruler! Me: GUYS FIGHT HIM FOR REAL!!!!
	Master
	*Earth gets surrounded by a fiery emblem.
	Master
	*You feel weak as Doppelganger rises with a slight grin.
	Master
	*L and YA Dinosaurs earn a titanium laser sword.
	Doppelganger
	So! Ya gonna fight me or whatever? Now I will Destroy you all! Haehaheaheaheaheaheaheaheah!
	Master
	B, L, Spiffy Spiff and others, you have been here since the start of the Calvinball Revolution (CR). It's time for a new era to start!
	Master
	the score is now: Qqqqqqqqqqq70 to sw3
	anime enjoyer
	NEW RULE!! USE BADMINTON RACKETS TO HIT FLAGS WITH BASEBALLS
	Ms Wormwood
	Thanks for the apple Susie.
	Susie
	haha i am a snobby suckup.
	Dinosaurus
	I aproach dad with the fight flag. OK, LET'S DANCE!
	dad
	NEW RULE!! I AM DUMB THROW BALLS AT ME!!!
	dad
	NEW RULE!! GET BACK INSIDE IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!
	Nakar Tukenlabemageae of Western Togo
	I bring hobbes home to my mud house and hit him with the calvinball 888888888888888888889999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999times infinte times. Muahahahaha
	Me
	the score is now: The score is Mj to QQ. Good luck. Now stand back. I'm about to zap a Gurl. And lemme punch you all.
	Yukblorg the Alien Dad
	NEW RULE!! Calvin! U need to be in bed by 7:30! ADFJJEfds#R!$#afid'aj!!!
	Me
	The Command Flag! Whoever cannot gets incapitated!
	Me
	I hit Hobbes with the Control Flag and make him make me a stun blaster!
	Me
	NEW RULE!! Throw A Hydrogen tank at Hobbes and Make him my servant!
	Stupendous Man
	NEW RULE!! Movie Zone: You must name 3 movies you known in 15 seconds! Otherwise you become a statue!
	asd
	NEW RULE!! Player should run
	GlïtĉhÐøpplëgåñger
	I need to take your hearts. I have seven of 'em. I need yours... BEFORE I BECOME UNSTOPPABLE!
	NPC
	Hi Guys
	GlitchMaster
	I make an NPC
	GlitchMaster
	(Last Decisive Battle from Puyo Puyo 4 starts playing. (LOOK IT UP to know what I mean.))
	GlitchDoppleganger
	Take my fury. Choas Spell!
	GlitchMaster
	I'm back to normal no- Wait, What (splits into two) Wait. Who are you? Doppelganger: I'm the real GlitchMaster. (Boss bar appears) GUYS RUN
	Glītčh Måštër
	Here, take this [Hyperlink Blocked].
	GlítĉhMaster
	This only comes once in your [Rapidly-Shrinking Life]! Better than [Any DVD at half-price]!
	GlítĉhMaster
	Remember, It's your chance to be a [Big Shot] , Ok?
	GlítĉhMaster
	Since I have my newfound powers, I turn into Spamton from Deltarune. Hey Guys!! Wanna take a [Deal] for a [Low, Low Price] of 100 Kromers?
	Iris
	everyone who doesn't speak has to jump
	kkkk
	NEW RULE!! rule34 is the gratest
	hücs
	NEW RULE!! Everyone watching any kind of tiktok more than 1 hour in a day, must pay me 50$!
	ulas
	DANCE DANCE DANCE LIKE A RADIO!!!
	Glítčh Måštér
	Muahaha, are you new? If so, take 50 tokens. Yeah, Currency.
	Glítčh Måštér
	Oh, you mean me? Heh Heh Heh (DISCLAIMER! I'm not evil, even though it seems like it.)...
	dad
	NEW RULE!! GET BACK INSIDE IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!
	muahaha
	i say this: also its a weird coincidence that the person before me said mwahahaha when that's my name
	muahaha
	the volcano erupts and kills everyone in the area. don't worry i'm still alive because gamers dont die, they respawn
	stupendous man
	i ununconsciousify hobbes and make calvin lose 800 points bc he wasnt in the zone of bonkability anymore
	hobbes
	i try to take the flag back but he knocks me unconscious with his racket
	muahaha
	i use the flag of control to make Hobbes start talking gibberish so he can't make more rules
	muahaha
	NEW RULE!! bonking someone with a racket makes them lose blargle points (only works if in zone of bonkability which can move around)
	muahaha
	hobbes yanks me back so i bonk him with my racket hehe
	muahaha
	i run to get to the top of the volcano with the flag of control
	GlitčhMaster
	Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! I have found my true power inside!
	Master
	NEW RULE!! Uh oh ... What's Happening! Dhdhrhdhredfdsxhdjshrdhuvhdhehsixjxjsjswuvgwjroqjzhwkw!
	Master
	Ps. Was I a Gen Alpha when I was KingMaster? If so... I would give everyone 50 tokens. Yeah, TOKENS! CURRENCY! Use it!
	Master
	I regain power and use laser calvinballs to go in all goals and bring me a cookie. 50 seconds later... 7y points gotten, cookie eaten. But to keep the rest of you busy... I'm Summoning an Friendly Fire Dragon to a random person
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! Mast3r can become part of the MA if he gains 7y points and eats a cookie.
	Mast3r
	I grab the Overdrive flag and 999 of laser calvinballs come back.
	Mast3r
	Can I be part of the MA?
	Mast3r
	NEW RULE!! If you touch me, you teleport to the 33rd pole and lose 45π points
	Dinosaurus
	i give everyone a cupcake. everyone enjoy!
	Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! I have returned. greetings to L, B and Spiffey Spiff and 3 points to everyone who knows me.
	Mast3r
	Ice Storm! Everyone freezes for 5 seconds.
	🦊foxy :)
	NEW RULE!! the new rule is.....wait there IS NO RULES!!!!!!!by the way hi 👋🫡
	calvin
	the score is now: 1234567096854732qwerdfhgcxdsawq123456780987Zsd0643e7 V. TO 6757536486r547458685 DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT
	hobes
	the score is now: SCORE
	E
	the score is now: Ooga to booga. Good luck, fellas.
	Mast3r
	the score is now: The score resets
	ZLZ
	jump highly
	Alperen Demirci
	NEW RULE!! nope no rules is the new rule
	KingMast3r
	'loses powers' Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
	KingMast3r
	the score is now: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times googelplex omega infinity squared to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
	KingMast3r
	The flag vanishes due to my powers.
	KingMast3r
	I send Puyo blobs, which squish everyone.
	KingMast3r
	I send my laser calvinballs to bonk everyone. Then, they split into tiny fireballs. They turn into an asteroid that goes in secret goal 123, which gives me celestial power and zszs999 points!
	Mast3r
	Now I turn into KingMast3r !
	Mast3r
	Homing. My Calvinball goes in every goal and gives me sick786 points
	Mast3r
	I get zq34 points
	Mast3r
	spiffy spiff bounces
	Mast3r
	Everyone floats for 5 seconds.
	Mast3r
	Everyone floats for 5 seconds.
	Mast3r
	the score is now: Ugg to 157
	Mast3r
	the score is now: Ugg to 157
	Mast3r
	NEW RULE!! Warp. The ball goes to a random place
	Mast3r
	NEW RULE!! Warp. The ball goes to a random place
	Mast3r
	NEW RULE!! Warp. The ball goes to a random place
	b
	thank god the gen alphas havent ruined this game
	jack
	run around
	what is that?
	the score is now: the score is: :/f to 00d;a:2
	What?
	Everything must denotate if thirteen flying ____ zoom out of the sky
	What?
	(flag play)
	bingchilling
	sprint at 100 km/h
	ilbey
	walk in from the door
	Owen
	I catch the soccer ball in the Calvinball net.
	hobebbes
	run away
	kai kahale
	NEW RULE!! All players must notify me of their jumps before jumping!
	Hufflepuff
	the score is now: Hufflepuff
	L
	nostalgia flag! everyone feels slight nostalgia! I really wish the messages had timestamps so I can tell when you two actually came back... It's Feb 21 2024 for me. I totally forgot about this place. Also oh god, the gen alphas have arrived.
	b
	great, i love how this website is still active!
	spiffy spiff
	b! my old friend! how are things?
	b
	im back, hello does anyone remember me? L?
	e
	the score is now: 90q to ze
	Hobbes
	NEW RULE!! Hobbes is allowed to float indefinitely
	not FECB
	*FECB loses Ʊ points
	not FECB
	the referee does not exist, lose Ʊ points
	ironic username
	I touch the flag as 4014 requests, losing ` points to susie's previous rule
	my name
	the score is now: calvin to hobbes
	your name
	i indent the car, scoring z-13 points
	your name:
	NEW RULE!! denting the car is now worth q points
	skyler
	NEW RULE!! warp zone. spin for 15 seconds
	4014
	NEW RULE!! denting the car is worth zog points
	4014
	the score is now: the score is 9b or L
	4014
	You must touch the flag
	susie
	Anyone who is touched loses ` points.
	YA\|Dinosaurus
	as winning automatically is not allowed, rick astley is attacked with the ball and loses 12q points
	rick astley
	i win evrey time
	calvin the great
	one player gets to be smacked if the other team scores
	YA\| Dinosaurus
	to flex on bill, I run in squares, gaining t points and mildly bruising bills ego
	bill
	Run in circles
	YA\|Dinosaurus
	Due to this, ball haver loses his ball and is touched with the flag of little importance
	YA\|Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! To have the ball, you must contribute in a way that gains you three points
	Ball Haver
	I take bully guys balls I now have 3 balls
	do-gooder
	i impale bully guy with father's pitchfork
	bully guy
	i beat up ball haver
	Invoke "Nuh uh"
	NEW RULE!! uh huh
	Ball Haver
	NEW RULE!! luffy one piece
	luffy
	the score is now: all the prease have been one
	beans
	i fly down the tree
	wrom seed
	NEW RULE!! wrom sede
	calvinballer
	NEW RULE!! fuel efficient car bomb is stupid
	Fuel Efficient Car Bomb
	NEW RULE!! Nuh uh
	calvinballer
	NEW RULE!! you can't take hte referee's gun
	Fuel Efficient Car Bomb
	FECB grabs a gun from the refferee
	wrom seed
	NEW RULE!! no mor wrom sed :((((
	wrom seed
	effectively non bouyant
	Ball Haver
	I have the ball now
	YA\|Dinosaurus
	Spiffy spiff, do you have a PS5 or a Nintendo Switch? and If so, we should friend each other.
	spiffy spiff
	dinosaurus! good to see you, old friend!
	YA\|DINOSAURUS
	whoops I hit the button twice
	YA\|Dinosarus
	NEW RULE!! Currently standing as MA arch-enemies are: monstrosaurus, Teo and relatives, shadow nightmare, OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX, bucky, and all who have impostered the MA. let me know if I missed anyone
	YA\|Dinosarus
	NEW RULE!! Currently standing as MA arch-enemies are: monstrosaurus, Teo and relatives, shadow nightmare, OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX, bucky, and all who have impostered the MA. let me know if I missed anyone
	Mrs Trellis of North Wales
	NEW RULE!! Advance to Mornington Crescent and sing the words of “I’m so horny” to the tune of “Hark the Herald angels sing”. Then the participant must explain why.
	Thanos
	NEW RULE!! I kill everybody and nobody is allowed to talk anymore cause you are ALL dead
	Thanos
	I obtain the infinity gauntlet
	Rahhhh
	Sticks out gyatt for rizzler cutely
	YA\| Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! Everyone has to follow my scratch account and like my projects. link is here https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Y_E_S_I/
	YA\| Dinosaurus
	If L or B come back I will summarize the Dinosauran war
	YA\| Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! All members of the MA are promoted to the ultimate YA(Yeet Aristocracy) rank. I just want this place to be repopulated with the glory of the MA
	Dinosaurus
	I have returned as well. What has become of the MA in the 2-3 years I was gone? How did the best gag here just crumble? And where are L and B?
	a good person
	NEW RULE!! If you are next to a goalpost you get (boogy + Q) * oogy points
	THE FBI !!!
	the score is now: GO fast oogley if u touch flag you have to be chased by robo dinos. toogle to the ooglr
	spiffy spiff
	i have returned! extra 1,000 points to all players for good luck
	cheese
	the score is now: 7888889876675786576 to OOGITY BOOGITY
	Hobbes IRL
	DO THE OOGY WOOGY BOOGY
	Zá©çhárý( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)(◕‿◕)(ツ)
	the score is now: oogy to Q
	Micah
	NEW RULE!! No eating
	Wave
	NEW RULE!! All players must do the horse dance
	Hobbes
	Dangit no one’s here
	The FBI
	FBI OPEN UP
	Homicidal Psycho Jungle Car
	YELLOW FLAG— wait that’s nascar
	Hobbes' ghost teammate
	I stole the flag! Now I hid it somewhere no one will ever find. EVER!!!
	Hobbes' ghost teammate
	Logs in!
	Hobbes' ghost teammate
	the score is now: The Fitnessgram PACER Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues to 897
	Hobbes' ghost teammate
	I got a goal! Here goes: I don't wanna grow up I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid There's a million toys at Toys 'R' Us that I could play with From bikes and trains to video games It was the biggest toy store there is I don't wanna grow up, because if I did I wouldn't be a Toys 'R' Us kid
	hobbesequalscool
	the score is now: pasta to wauigi
	hobbesequalscool
	NEW RULE!! everyone in any of the trees has to go to itchy island home of nuclear mosquitos
	hobbesequalscool
	NEW RULE!! when you get a goal you must sing the Toys R Us theme song
	hobbesequalscool
	the score is now: poo po to qqqqqq!
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	the score is now: Because he got the transmogrifier gun he is about to win! GET HIM
	calvin
	I climb up the tree and grab the transmorgifier raygun that I hid there before the game!
	calvin
	logs in!
	lolllel
	say hello
	Hobbes' ghost teammate
	I push Spiff into the mud.
	Hobbes' ghost teammate
	NEW RULE!! Everyone in the mud patch has to do the worm dance until they get a point. Anyone who stops doing so's score automatically becomes negative tomato sauce.
	leo
	NEW RULE!! double jump
	Roberto
	All players must watch "Freaky Friday" 5 times before moving.
	Jehosophat
	I have touched the sdrawkcab flag. Everyone must now run and talk backwards!
	im stupendous
	you need to capture the flag and sing the verry sorry song
	Spiff
	Spiff joins the game, resetting the score
	Stupendous man
	the score is now: Q to jiffy minus barrel- gh plus jiffy to liffy elevated to eleventeen
	Babysitter
	NEW RULE!! Times up. Go to bed everyone.
	Rick Astley
	Thank you
	bruh
	NEW RULE!! rick astley wins automatically
	Rick astley
	the score is now: everybody: negative infinity me: infinity to the power of Googleplex to the power of Googleplex times the score of everybody combined
	Rick astley
	now everyone has to breathe
	cool
	NEW RULE!! you breathe you die
	SilverSoul
	The ball appears in calvin's hands!
	SilverSoul
	I invoke Ioejhudso, being graceful.
	SilverSoul
	NEW RULE!! By invoking the name Ioejhudso, the calvinball is randomly transported to someone.
	SilverSoul
	I dropkick hobbes, launching him into spiff, so both of them are dizzy, and take the calvinball whiles hobbes is out of it.
	Hobbes
	I steal the calvinball!
	Spiff
	the score is now: Variable: [t4Q] to Spiff
	Spiff
	I plant flag t4Q, granting me variable: [t4Q] amount of points
	Spiff
	I use the Calvinball to please Bubububgrubdub, who grants me flag t4Q.
	Spiff
	I invoke the power of Grubdubhubgubnub, who grants me instant possession of the Calvinball
	Spiff
	NEW RULE!! One can invoke the power of Grubdubhubgubnub, who will grant instant possession of the Calvinball.
	salad
	I engage in fencing combat with the flag against the Net Of Doom
	calvin
	NEW RULE!! anyone caught in The Net Of Doom (which I am holding) loses a point
	salad
	NEW RULE!! Frederick Douglas can only be punched if you have your mother's permission, however if this rule is voided by The Boston Tea party, you must do 12 backflips while singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"
	b
	greetings L aka D. schrute, remember me? i have retured after 2 years! i really hope u see this message :D
	Judge
	I end the game, Jumbo shrimp wins
	Mini shrimp
	I start punching fredrick douglas
	Jumbo shrimp
	I eat the the uranium
	jippson
	throw the ball to the flag
	Calvin#1
	NEW RULE!! At Pickett three you must run through whatever obstacle is there
	turan
	the score is now: 10
	salad
	i do a cool backflip, yielding me pi2 points and a funny hat
	kkk
	klkşkşö
	L
	This place still alive?
	mguy
	NEW GAME
	dababy
	NEW RULE!! jump every time you say sorry
	salad
	NEW RULE!! im back! The horror zone extends to the edges of the playing field; however, you are not affected if you are holding the mallet of time!!!!!
	Charles
	NEW RULE!! Everyone except me has to bow down and say 1232132 I am a poo poo
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	the score is now: Dad: Yur Mom Ethan: 1nufobi50 Me: Winning
	ethan
	I grab a mallet and make a giant snow kraken to eat the zombie snow men.
	Dad
	I make a horde of Deranged Zombie Monster Snowmen and release them on player Ethan
	ethan
	NEW RULE!! i declare the space i am in the horror zone every one in it gets a croquet malet and is able to crush the snow men in the way of another player (players can make snow men)
	Dad
	(solved). I then pull out my C&H Snow Ball Machine Gun 2023 and fire it at the prone player Ethan on the ground. ( Thump..Thump..Thump..Thump...Thump)
	ethan
	i declare the argument salved as i fall to the ground
	Dad
	True That! I throw a snowball at player Ethan Calvin style
	ethan
	i argue that if you can make up any rule than you can make up a visible flag
	Dad
	you cheated!
	ethan
	i grab the visible flag that makes anyone who is taged with it visible
	DAD
	NEW RULE!! The flag 8s now an invisibility flag. anyone who has it is invisible. I pick it up
	ethan
	well done i do so and throw the flag
	DAD
	I blow on the vortex flag until it touches player Ethan and then by rule he must spin till he falls down
	ethan
	i grab the vortex flag anyone taged with it spins untill they fall down
	Dad
	I'm taking a ride on my T rex
	ethan
	NEW RULE!! that rule is revoced
	Dad
	NEW RULE!! If you die you automatically win the game
	ethan
	NEW RULE!! the future zone everyone who enters the zone will be chased by robots and turned into a cyborg if caught
	Dad
	As a cyborg I fire my lazier beam at player Ethan
	ethan
	i use a radio to get three more ufos dropped down onto the playing field. and and tag player dad with evolution flag and turn them into a cyborg (they get returned to normal if they tag someone with the calvinball)
	Dad
	As per rule I spun on my head. Kudos
	ethan
	i bring up the rule that if you move to a new area then you must spin on your head
	Dad
	I jump on my Pet Pterodactyl and fly to another territory
	ethan
	i grab the evolver flag it can ether make a person act like a dinosaur or like a cyborg when they are hit with it
	Dad
	To win. this agreement I have my T-Rex dinosaur pet to grab and chew the UFO
	ethan
	i argue that if kicking the ufo is considered touching it then so is deflecting it
	Dad
	I deflect the ufo with my heat shield
	the ufo
	i quickly throw the ufo at player dad
	Dad
	I move my Spaceman Spin Player
	ethan
	NEW RULE!! the alien abduction zone has now become a sepret player called the ufo if they tag you the effects are the same as the alien abduction zone.
	Dad
	NEW RULE!! All players now must spin on their head every time they move to a new territory
	ethan
	i quickly grab the Calvinball to player dad tagging him with the Calvinball and getting me free from the alien.
	Dad
	The calvinball is successfully knocked out of my hands. Now What?
	ethan
	I use the slinky to attempt to slap the Calvinball out of player dads hand.
	Dad
	Since you touched ( Kicked) the Alien Ball them by rule you must keep a alien parasite (slinky) attached to your arm until you tag another player with the Calvinball
	ethan
	I quickly kick the alien spaceship towards player dad.
	Dad
	This game is awesome
	ethan
	NEW RULE!! if you touch the alien spaceship (football)then you must keep a alien parasite (slinky) attached to your arm until you tag another player with the Calvinball
	Dad
	I use the mind control flag to collect 5 points
	ethan
	throw the mind control flag towards player dad.
	Dad
	NEW RULE!! If you take my turns away, I will put you to bed for the night!
	ethan
	i will use the mind control flag and now your half to lission too me for 3 turns.
	Dad
	Capture the flag. Who ever owns the flag can make up any rule at any time.
	ethan
	the score is now: 5 to /?@
	ethan
	NEW RULE!! people in the alien abduction zone go somewhere with their eyes closed and try to find their way back to the playing area.
	umut
	the score is now: 50
	Kash and kord
	Steal the flag
	Juju
	NEW RULE!! You have to fart if you get caught
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	Seems you are questioning the masks! (Waterballon toss) Splash! You have been soaked!
	Marko
	NEW RULE!! Anyone within 6 feet of me must take off their masks!
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	the score is now: gp009huin.3 That is my score. Yours=-0.56
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	I touch tree.
	pouncing_hobbes
	NEW RULE!! everyone must hop on one foot until a tree is touched, the person to touch it gets a point!
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	I touch you all with the flag of smartness! Sing the super duper sorry song.
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	the score is now: P2Bsquared-Bodily_Fluids
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	Flag of Smartness: If touched by flag, and you don't follow a rule, you MUST sing the super duper sorry song.
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	Die foolish humans
	Doom-Lord_From_Calvin-n-Hobbes
	NEW RULE!! Everybody can only be hit in the head by the CalvinBall until they find three worms.
	Me the best
	I think I won
	FlowerMouse
	NEW RULE!! More rules!! You have to make a rule to score!
	eee
	NEW RULE!! No rules!
	spiff
	mager le drapaud (miam
	Me the best
	Ha ha ha you go poo
	Me the best
	I win
	Me the best
	the score is now: Me 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999you-99999999999999999999
	calvin
	NEW RULE!! If you go over the black hole you lose one point.
	lucas
	do the hustle
	Eddie
	the score is now: 0-0
	Eddie
	NEW RULE!! it you touch the blaster you gain q points
	spiffy spiff, god of the mordon alliance
	greetings, dinosaurus.
	Dinosaurus
	L, Spiffey Spiff, Im back
	salad
	I accidentally hit spiffy spiff on the head with the bonk flag, making him even spiffier!
	spiffy spiff
	i do a kazotsky kick, preventing anyone from attacking me for 3 turns!
	salad
	i eat gravel, giving me a billion points
	salad
	the score is now: zonkle fink to 87367783756^9999-67 kazimpagilipigalilllilolkunsididiblesthivvillion
	salad
	I use the flag to summon a 5th dimensional void egg-salad sandwich
	salad
	NEW RULE!! Every person who hasn't found the secret flag has to do jumping jacks until their knees hurt
	Joel
	NEW RULE!! Running to the 8th wicket will result in everyone else having to sing twinkle twinkle little star in a dragon voice.
	brk
	what can I do sometimes
	L
	NEW RULE!! Very well, spiffy spiff is an S-Tier god as well.
	spiffy spiff
	don't let your ego get to you, L. i am the better veteran
	spiffy spiff
	L?! is that you?
	L
	the score is now: Me: yeet to the power of 74
	L
	I bounce the Golden Yeetball off hoobes' head 74 times, giving me points!
	L
	I touch the Yeetus Flag with my godly powers, summoning the Golden Yeetball!
	L
	NEW RULE!! Only S-Tier gods may touch the Yeetus Flag!
	L
	NEW RULE!! My veteran status elevates me to an S-Tier god for my triumphant return! Bask in my glory, puny mortals!
	L
	THE LEGENDARY VETERAN OF CALVINBALL HAS RETURNED! I almost forgot about this place.
	hoobes
	the score is now: the score is now gazillion to fitzgibbon!!
	hoobes
	NEW RULE!! Once you find the elusive 34th base, cartwheel to the opposite pole and start again!
	Hypercane
	the score is now: Hypercane: 1000 Prime Omega Tomatoes + Boolgoly-Zoolgoly points. Everyone else: Cabbages + π/374 tomato
	Hypercane
	Since I scored with the Aether goals, I get an Aether boost. This means I can temporarily control the Aether, the mythical fifth element of the heavens and space. I use the Aether to summon an asteroid, which hits the calvinball with such force that it goes through the Invisible Wicket, earning me Boolgoly-Zoolgoly points.
	Hypercane
	the score is now: Hypercane: 1000 Prime Omega Tomatoes Everyone else: Cabbages + π/374 tomato
	Hypercane Prime Omega Form
	⭐🌟 A͙s͙ H͙y͙p͙e͙r͙c͙a͙n͙e͙ P͙r͙i͙m͙e͙ O͙m͙e͙g͙a͙ F͙o͙r͙m͙, I͙ u͙s͙e͙ m͙y͙ P͙r͙i͙m͙e͙ O͙m͙e͙g͙a͙ p͙o͙w͙e͙r͙s͙ t͙o͙ t͙u͙r͙n͙ e͙a͙c͙h͙ o͙f͙ t͙h͙e͙ 1͙0͙0͙0͙ c͙a͙l͙v͙i͙n͙b͙a͙l͙l͙s͙ i͙n͙t͙o͙ P͙r͙i͙m͙e͙ O͙m͙e͙g͙a͙ c͙a͙l͙v͙i͙n͙b͙a͙l͙l͙s͙. I͙ c͙a͙s͙t͙ e͙a͙c͙h͙ P͙r͙i͙m͙e͙ O͙m͙e͙g͙a͙ c͙a͙l͙v͙i͙n͙b͙a͙l͙l͙ i͙n͙t͙o͙ t͙h͙e͙ A͙e͙t͙h͙e͙r͙ G͙o͙a͙l͙s͙. A͙f͙t͙e͙r͙ I͙ d͙o͙ t͙h͙a͙t͙, m͙y͙ P͙r͙i͙m͙e͙ O͙m͙e͙g͙a͙ F͙o͙r͙m͙ d͙i͙s͙s͙i͙p͙a͙t͙e͙s͙, a͙n͙d͙ 9͙9͙9͙ o͙f͙ t͙h͙e͙ P͙r͙i͙m͙e͙ O͙m͙e͙g͙a͙ c͙a͙l͙v͙i͙n͙b͙a͙l͙l͙s͙ d͙i͙s͙a͙p͙p͙e͙a͙r͙. T͙h͙e͙ r͙e͙m͙a͙i͙n͙i͙n͙g͙ P͙r͙i͙m͙e͙ O͙m͙e͙g͙a͙ c͙a͙l͙v͙i͙n͙b͙a͙l͙l͙ t͙u͙r͙n͙s͙ b͙a͙c͙k͙ i͙n͙t͙o͙ a͙ n͙o͙r͙m͙a͙l͙ c͙a͙l͙v͙i͙n͙b͙a͙l͙l͙. S͙o͙, 🌟⭐
	Hypercane Prime
	⫷ A⋆s⋆ ⋆H⋆y⋆p⋆e⋆r⋆c⋆a⋆n⋆e⋆ ⋆P⋆r⋆i⋆m⋆e⋆,⋆ ⋆I⋆ ⋆u⋆s⋆e⋆ ⋆m⋆y⋆ ⋆P⋆r⋆i⋆m⋆e⋆ ⋆p⋆o⋆w⋆e⋆r⋆s⋆ ⋆t⋆o⋆ ⋆d⋆u⋆p⋆l⋆i⋆c⋆a⋆t⋆e⋆ ⋆t⋆h⋆e⋆ ⋆c⋆a⋆l⋆v⋆i⋆n⋆b⋆a⋆l⋆l⋆,⋆ ⋆c⋆r⋆e⋆a⋆t⋆i⋆n⋆g⋆ ⋆1⋆0⋆0⋆0⋆ ⋆o⋆f⋆ ⋆t⋆h⋆e⋆m⋆.⋆ ⋆I⋆ ⋆s⋆p⋆i⋆k⋆e⋆ ⋆e⋆a⋆c⋆h⋆ ⋆c⋆a⋆l⋆v⋆i⋆n⋆b⋆a⋆l⋆l⋆ ⋆i⋆n⋆t⋆o⋆ ⋆m⋆y⋆ ⋆m⋆o⋆u⋆t⋆h⋆.⋆ ⋆I⋆ ⋆e⋆a⋆t⋆ ⋆e⋆a⋆c⋆h⋆ ⋆c⋆a⋆l⋆v⋆i⋆n⋆b⋆a⋆l⋆l⋆,⋆ ⋆t⋆u⋆r⋆n⋆i⋆n⋆g⋆ ⋆i⋆n⋆t⋆o⋆ ⋆H⋆y⋆p⋆e⋆r⋆c⋆a⋆n⋆e⋆ ⋆P⋆r⋆i⋆m⋆e⋆ ⋆O⋆m⋆e⋆g⋆a⋆ ⋆F⋆o⋆r⋆m⋆. ⫸
	Hypercane
	while everyone is turned into tomatoes, I eat the calvinball, turning me into Hypercane Prime.
	Hypercane
	the score is now: Hypercane: Tomato Everybody else: Cabbages + π/374 tomato
	Hypercane
	NEW RULE!! side effect of this: everyone gets a bit of tomato, so...
	Hypercane
	NEW RULE!! Everyone now turns into tomatoes for five blontgats. (except me)
	Hypercane
	the score is now: The Score is now: Hypercane: Tomato Everybody else: Cabbages
	Hypercane
	At 100 feet in the air, I spike the Calvinball through the reset points goal and the tomato points goal.
	Hypercane
	I use the flag's powers to soar 100 feet into the air.
	spiffy spiff
	hello everyone!
	kl
	kick the ball
	insaner
	Hope you all enjoy the new site.. I never thought calvinball would be so popular here, seeing as it is, I decided to keep it functional for all of you after the site overhaul. I also added an icon for "NEW RULE!" and updated the submitter a bit. HAVE FUN, CALVIN FANS!
	spiffy spiff
	i break notorious raider of the north's video game.
	notorious raider of the north
	NEW RULE!! for every second i play my video game i get 100 points
	notorious raider of the north
	I use the super viking raider flag to make everyone in the world teleport to mars!
	notorious raider of the north
	the score is now: 50000000000000000000000000
	notorious raider of the north
	NEW RULE!! everyone on my front lawn must jump 3 times
	spiffy spiff
	I use the flag of infinity and give myself 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points
	ANDAMIZO
	For every flag I get one point
	ANDAMIZO
	the score is now: Now, I have million points and YOU have 0 points.
	ANDAMIZO
	I use magnetic force to get your flags!
	ANDAMIZO
	NEW RULE!! I can control time
	ANDAMIZO
	NEW RULE!! Everyone's memory is reset and a new game starts!
	ANDAMIZO
	NEW RULE!! Everyone's memory is reset and a new game starts!
	Psychocalvin
	the score is now: 25#@d
	spiffy spiff
	no. I use the boomerang and make spiff sing the im very sorry song
	spiff
	sing the sorry song
	spiffy spiff
	for all the people wondering why i said i came back from the valhalla of heroes, i was the Red Commander (the highest rank) in a war and won it. i retired shortly afterward, but I came back....like always
	rwnemayer
	i stole is too a bunny's flag
	rwnemayer
	me and is too a bunny: hate at first sight
	is too a bunny
	i hate you rwnemayer
	rwnemayer
	NEW RULE!! i tag is too a bunny in pernicious poem place
	rwnemayer
	i hit Akshay with calvinball
	rwnemayer
	alf!!! everybody hates Rosalyn
	rwnemayer
	how many points for flag capture
	rwnemayer
	what is springlock suit
	rwnemayer
	meant beginner
	rwnemayer
	shut up 'is too a bunny'
	rwnemayer
	what is a bullet
	rwnemayer
	how do i play im begginer
	rwnemayer
	error:101010111001010100101001101101101011010110110010-erroe:101010101010101010101101110110100101010010101011010101010100101010101010101010010101010100101
	is too a bunny
	tag other player with the calvinball
	Sterling
	I throw my shoe at the nearest telephone pole
	balls man infinity
	balls man infinity britney spear
	Dilly
	Do nothing because I can't think of an action
	spiffy spiff
	try me.
	Babyfood
	smack, youre a nincompoop
	spiffy spiff
	oh yeah, L? is the discord server still around?
	spiffy spiff
	i return from the valhalla of heroes again and use my plasma screamer and 360 the heck out of alf for attempted dating of a 17 year old, not to mention saying "uwu"...
	ur BabyFood
	the score is now: playe1000
	mohamed
	hit the ball
	alf
	NEW RULE!! rosalyn is now my gf uwu
	moe
	sluches
	FREDDY
	I stuff everyone in springlock suits and trip the springlocks, killing everyone and making me immortal
	Ant
	Bieng forced to do gangart style
	Ant
	Akshay : idk Legendary world : 1'000'000'000'000 Me : 1 Calvin 1 Nobody has -1,000,000,000
	Ant
	NEW RULE!! So everyone 1,000,000,000,000, + p everyone else -1,000,000,000
	Ant
	But I had declared the opposite flag earlier(you declare...the = flag)
	Calvin
	kick the ball
	L
	the score is now: Me: 1'000'000'000'000 + p Everyone else: -1'000'000'000
	L
	Sorry. I planted a landmine underneath your Porsche and your points are blown up. Now you have to join in while I touch the Mechanic Wicket and escape by fixing the car.
	Legendary Wad
	the score is now: 1,000,000,000,000 to -1,000,000,000,000
	Legendary Wad
	Conveniently, I conjure an impenetrable Porsche 911 and a chauffeur out of thin air and escape the Gangnam Style.
	Legendary Wad
	I conjure the Gangnam Style flag, which forces everybody within 100 miles of it to endlessly do the Gangnam Style.
	Legendary Wad
	I gruesomely attack whoever last had the ball and claim it as my own.
	The PE Teacher
	I ask whether this is still a thing
	Ant
	You declare that you touched the = flag
	Ant
	I touch akshay with the very very sorry flag
	Ant
	the score is now: Me:0 You: idk
	Akshay
	i touch the no u flag, so you are the only one who can't touch it.
	ant
	NEW RULE!! if-oppositr-flag-touched-the-no-ball-zone-is-yes-ball-zone
	Ant
	NEW RULE!! New zone the no-ball zone is a small Zone. No Calvin balls a allowed here Nobody in the area have to do anything but people here can't get points
	ant
	let-the-new-calvinball-begin
	ant
	NEW RULE!! all-rules-must-be-erased- new-rules-have-to-made
	ant
	Here's the 'Very Sorry Songg.' Won't you help and sing alongg?
	ant
	i-touched-ball-with-the-bucket
	yo
	the score is now: vv - ^2(3.2+1
	Iminhistoryclass
	NEW RULE!! Anyone with platinum tier, plant type, soft points gets 1 extra bronze fire elemental point multiplier for 5 minutes, or 8 years in the purple zone
	Iminhistoryclass
	I throw the super invisible ricochet ball that hits everyone on the left ear
	aaalaaz
	browse the net
	Akshay
	I touch the eat a snack flag!
	Akshay
	NEW RULE!! Everyone with an "E" in their name getts -eggplant points!
	Hnuj
	I will make a club, who’s in?
	Calvin-a-tron 2000
	I am leaving Calvin ball
	Zxcvbnm
	Wow. Hunjyhbdrjkjbi
	Eee
	You’re in
	Zxcvbnm
	What trial? Hnsjcfhbb
	Eee
	Only if you pass the trial
	Zxcvbnm
	Can I join
	Asdfghjkl and Qwertyuiop at the same time
	Good name!
	Eee
	It is what the rndm typers do
	Hnuj
	Why does the new club say random things at the end of every action?
	Box
	Transmogrified #4 into a worm
	#4
	I am duplicate number 4
	Calvin-a-tron 2000
	BEEP BOOP, I AM THE CALVIN-A-TRON 2000
	Asdfghjkl
	All hail the leader: Eee. Unjcdnj
	Qwertyuiop
	Eee will be the leader. Renehuck
	Asdfghjkl
	Can I join? Njcndjncjjs
	Eee
	Yep. Hcdhhcdhnej
	Qwertyuiop
	Me and Eee are making a club. Cuhsdcujefruwnc
	Calvin+nothing=super boy
	Who is Qwertyuiop?
	Calvin II
	The two behind me seem strange
	Qwertyuiop
	&nvfnjvfmnvdfhm,
	Eee
	Isjjsnn cndjdj jndjemx hands cdncjd jcdnjcmdj NDA non. B nod. Hi. Mfd. no. No. F. Me. No. No. Fun. Fun. Me. BabN an xnBbz meds b s mzMm. No mz m. A
	Hnuj
	Hnuj says“I can will win”
	Hnuj
	the score is now: Boing to bagel bagel
	Hnuj
	the score is now: The score is: bagel to bagel bagel
	Hobbes
	NEW RULE!! NEW RULE! everyone but Hobbes MUST give points to someone who’s name starts with an H
	Calvin+nothing=super boy
	the score is now: The score is: bagel to ???
	Calvin-a-tron 2000
	writes the words “+bagel” on a blue flag
	Calvin-a-tron 2000
	Takes blue flag that Calvin II has planted and declared that in 20 seconds that he will write words on the flag
	Calvin II
	Stealing a blue flag and planting is 200 feet away.
	Hnuj
	Steal the Calvinball
	hobbes
	NEW RULE!! hobbes has the calvinball forever
	spaceman spiff
	gun shoot
	calvin
	smashing the ball
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! Everyone stop playing this and go play FNAF games
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	L,Join Zero
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	L! Yer back!
	VETERAN spiffy spiff
	L! good to see you!!!
	Super calvin
	the score is now: mow to super cow
	PatrickIsBest
	NEW RULE!! The Opposite Pole will have the No Song Zone as a Song Zone until the Very Sorry Song is done!
	Nikhil
	Trying to steal the flag from another player
	UL\|L
	I'm back!!!! I use the Calvimagnet to retrieve the Calvinball, and decree myself Ultimate Leader(UL).
	UL\|L
	I'm back!!!! I use the Calvimagnet to retrieve the Calvinball, and decree myself Ultimate Leader(UL).
	che
	NEW RULE!! right hand must be lifted before left hand
	thug
	NEW RULE!! everyone's dead
	Zero
	my current flag imunities : all
	Calvin
	boi there are no rules
	Calvin
	boi there are no rules
	Calvin
	boi there are no rules
	Calvin
	boi there are no rules
	Peterabbit12345
	NEW RULE!! If you get bonked by the calvinball, you have to do 50 jumping jacks!
	baby sitter
	I use the baby sitter flag on Zero he must go to bed until 7:30pm EST
	Spiff
	NEW RULE!! When you run you gotta hum
	Spiff
	the score is now: 333,927,633,863,527.10 to 999999999999999999999999999
	Zero
	All current ZA [Zero alliance] members : Zero [leader] Dinosaurus [ZC] Monstrosaurus [ZC] G [lieutenant]
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	Any MA agents, join Zero
	monstrosaurus
	Joins Zero. IDK why, he just seems cool
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	I join Zero cuz otherwise he'l obliterate me
	Zero
	Lays waste to everything and claims G as my lieutenant.
	SEBASSS the great
	baby sitter flag
	SEBASSS the great
	NEW RULE!! There is a vortex spot
	Stupendus Man
	the score is now: The score is potatopoo to jeiosjibtupliboom
	potato
	run to the tree and grab the potato flag
	Potato
	NEW RULE!! every person who is in the POTATO zone has to sing the potato song
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	are there any MA agents left?
	aspen
	NEW RULE!! you have to play calvinball with me and drop everything you're doing
	thinpopcorn1381
	the score is now: oggy to boggy
	thinpopcorn1381
	olly wally polly golly ump bump fizz
	billy
	the score is now: 10000000000000 to gibber bobber bibber flunk
	billy
	I scored
	billy
	the score is now: stinkbomb to fart
	billy
	hit ball
	billy
	billy game
	G
	reverse eclipses 42 parallel dimensions, destroying the meaning of life and obliterating anything not wearing a lazy shell
	Hobbes
	New Rule: Have to close this window if anyone sends one more message
	Human
	NEW RULE!! first person to find the point zone gets 4 points
	fuite
	jumping up and down in mud
	bruh
	the score is now: 12 to 69
	no
	real talk i was the last three people. just using different names.
	Higashikata Josuke (Part 8)
	I use my stand, Soft & Wet, to steal CrazySonicGamer's voice. They are not allowed to speak for the rest of the game.
	monkey
	ook ook eek
	Tooru
	NEW RULE!! You cannot pursue me without calamity befalling you.
	Andamizo
	NEW RULE!! You can't do anything to me
	CrazySonicGamer
	iT iS wHiTtY tImE
	CrazySonicGamer
	Ok then??
	Scorekeeper
	the score is now: Beep bop bip skideep bop bep
	CrazySonicGamer
	Also whitty can't die he just explodes and eliminates anyone within a 3 mile radius of him. And he just regenerates after he explodes
	CrazySonicGamer
	All players must now fight whitty! In order to survive you have to beat him!! Oh wait... ITS IMPOSSIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Whitty
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ballistic reborn starts blasting from CrazySonicGamer's giant speakers
	CrazySonicGamer
	I have the whitty flag!
	CrazySonicGamer
	If I could just find it.... AHAAA!!! My super giant speakers from fnf!
	CrazySonicGamer
	NEW RULE!! Stay kid friendly!!!! Breaking this rule will result in elimination for your life!!!
	Space Shadows
	I kick the baseball to the flag.
	Space Shadows
	NEW RULE!! Only tigers can score for the next 7 rounds
	Space Shadows
	the score is now: 7 to pig
	HAHA FUnny
	NEW RULE!! All people that aren't me must give all of their points to me, or else they instantly lose
	Piss master
	NEW RULE!! If you need to piss during the match, you have to sacrifice all your points to me, the piss master
	X form canis
	NEW RULE!! As the true form of canine, I cannot be blown up. P.S, die Spiffy spiff
	VETERAN spiffy spiff
	I send 12 heat seeking missiles at X form canis, blowing him up
	G
	I claim 232323 dollars and pass the %$#%^$#$% block
	G
	Directs 30g to g ball in castlevania, creating reverse eclipse time bomb zero, deleting and destroying the world 42.5658485 times
	X form canis
	#%%@%$% you spiffy spiff the $^%$%&
	ReJ
	the score is now: T54 to 1,345,675,729,483,287,934
	Negative
	NEW RULE!! All who enter Typhoon Zone shall add (4^ab*pi/t) to drowned counter.
	Shuuya Fumei Kano
	//directory redirect C:/users/fumei/program_files/md-ch-ex Redirection successfully executed #mb Navigated to tag command alias "mb" #mb chloroform.3 terminate stasis activate modify cancel activate Unlocking "Vents"... Error code: (81109x4) Password required to access .npl [135616] Processing string... %unnamed-action% successfully executed. System.out/print("RELEASING CHLOROFORM VAPOUR") //kill cmd
	Drew
	the score is now: Eugene Debs to the Ozarks
	VETERAN spiffy spiff
	I have returned. I am immune to any attack, and X form canis, watch your mouth
	X form canis
	NEW RULE!! YER ALL %$&^&#&&#&$#^@#@##$ing jerky eejits
	@rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggrlespatletehuierwbufxnevgywcfhbdcfuvxnchwdb xhgrtfehyebjewf dv
	bhucd htdcfjruthgjdftfdfurtghjbgvfhuyugvfihyfdufdyudfyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffffffffffffjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjihursdefr53judujnhufgtrg4i3jtruhfyfguthjrnrvhuftr4jnfuvh yvhnf gtrffhvyu vbttgfyv7hubg trbhry7fvhubtuyfr7vuhbtry7gfv uhbuyfgtugbhvuy7gftgbv 7bgufhgyf7vuhgtryu7gfvvuhfvy 67ghfyu7vbuhbgy7fgvhbtrgyf7vhugfvyuhgyv7hubfgghyfv ubhgy7vfghun gfhgy7vfg hubvgy7vghuvbgtrygvjjjjjjjjdsudthngyhderjfhvufyvyurjfvhurjfvhdureijfvnhcrdjhfdbuyucgvvjnhyhugjtjnhfjdhuurhtdfugrfhdrdgyufhrcgtvjhdgtuuyf
	G
	chinsdorkleefladius erdorfulpladius
	G
	I throw flaming nuclear hyenas driving hot rods at everyone.
	Joshua
	the score is now: 68 PZQ to 39 fazzleweathers
	Flag thief
	My flag now!
	Flag thief
	NEW RULE!! Only players with masks can move the flag.
	marcelodelamancha
	NEW RULE!! all players can only move jumping on one foot
	Scorekeeper
	the score is now: 10 to quargelspat
	Flag thief
	NEW RULE!! Anyone pushing the flag with the star box cannot lose points for 10 minutes
	Flag thief
	I steal the blue flag, pushing it towards mine while holding the star box.
	Goblin
	NEW RULE!! Press E to pee
	cinnamon
	i kill myself infinitely many times so that I can have infinite big league chew
	cinnamon
	i kill myself
	Grape Master
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who kills themselves gets 2 packs of big league chew and an extra life
	Grape Master
	I summon a grape bomb using all of my stored soul energy, killing myself and everything in the tri-state area
	physics
	gaming s
	Piss master
	I look.
	Piss master
	NEW RULE!! weird person is full of shit
	weird person
	NEW RULE!! the pimply little shit is not that guy
	Piss master
	the score is now: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586859816815951884/868655257448747029/unknown.png
	Grape Master
	I have no piss to give only grape juice
	weird person
	you're not that guy pal. youre not that guy
	Piss master
	i drink all of grape masters piss to give me the power of grape and piss
	Grape Master
	I drink all of the piss masters piss robbing him of his power
	miss paster
	NEW RULE!! i am hear from a nother dimenshun
	Piss master
	https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668890482729811968/868557632636608552/unknown.png
	Piss master
	I lived bitch
	Gegory
	Piss master has passed away
	abraham lincoln log
	fefefeeffefe wOOOoooooo
	Gegory
	i begin attacking Piss master
	Grop Master
	I use my better flag to stab Grape Master
	Grape Master
	I love piss
	Grape Master
	I impale my imposter with the grape flag making them grop
	Piss master
	Gegory who are you
	Blort
	NEW RULE!! don't do the
	god
	NEW RULE!! virginity is cool
	Grape Master
	Stupid dumb idiot boy i am an impersonation
	Grape Master
	NEW RULE!! Sex will be allowed
	Gegory
	hey guys i found this flag i think its from a goodwill or something you can have it if you want but its okay if you dont want it its your choice i guess
	Piss master
	I am not a grape i do not want to be a grape
	Egg snatcher
	My stocks of corn have grown so large that I now have the corn flag that encompasses all players in a never ending corn maze
	Grape Master
	NEW RULE!! ALL PLAYERS THAT ARE GRAPED ARE NOW GRAPE
	Piss master
	magnet gun
	Grape Master
	I produce the grape flag from my tooth and grape all nearby players
	Grape Master
	I produce the grape flag from my tooth and grape all nearby players
	The Fiend
	NEW RULE!! saying bad words deducts ability to live
	Irom nan
	i live since i in medal siut
	Piss master
	I fucking kill mister stark again god i fucking hate his stupid beard
	The Fiend
	NEW RULE!! Do not look.
	Mr Stark
	I eat a grape and live despite my death
	cheeto
	NEW RULE!! no more fortnite
	The Fiend
	NEW RULE!! You cannot leave your house.
	Egg snatcher
	NEW RULE!! no fair :( I like tondy
	Piss master
	Tony Stark fucking dies
	Piss master
	I scream and piss your shorts
	Egg snatcher
	NEW RULE!! All owners of eggs have a one way ticket back from algeria
	Piss master
	the score is now: somewhere around 3.
	The Fiend
	All players have tripped and fallen. It is unfortunate.
	Grape Master
	NEW RULE!! People with a lot of corn must take a one way flight to Algeria
	cheeto
	slap twice as fast
	Piss master
	NEW RULE!! NO GAMING
	Egg snatcher
	I smash the egg for infinite points. and also plant a lifetime supply of corn
	Grape Master
	the score is now: KILL CALVIN FOR 2 POINTS
	G
	I get the gold award for saying the same thing twice
	G
	I get the golden flag, the third most powerful flag (and eighth most powerful item) for destroying the world 4 times!
	G
	I get the golden flag, the third most powerful flag (and eighth most powerful item) for destroying the world 4 times!
	G
	I reset the time loop to zero and throw the G ball through it, causing a time paradox and supernova, destroying the world 2 more times!
	Joshua
	the score is now: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Because I broke out of the time loop!
	Joshua
	NEW RULE!! If you go into the time loop pit you have to say the same thing 100 times!
	G
	NEW RULE!! people with letters for names don't have to obey dads!
	G
	NEW RULE!! people with letters for names don't have to obey dads!
	dad
	NEW RULE!! go to bed
	G
	I redirect the vortex boomerang warp zone to myself, then copy it and redirect the copy to the G ball, creating a black hole and destroying the world again!
	carrie
	jump on one foot
	calvin is awesome
	dance like a pirate
	G
	I throw the G ball into the vortex boomerang warp zone,creating the Jackson Pollock memorial statue and destroying the word!
	VETERAN spiffy spiff
	my friends, i have officially retired from calvinball. i'll visit every so often, but i am leavin calvinball. Farewell, L and B, And may the might of the Mordon Alliance protect you.
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! You can get VETERAN rank by fighting in a major war or by killing an arch enemy of the MA
	Spaceman piff
	the score is now: 100000000000000000000 points for spaceman piff
	Spaceman Spiff
	everybody must obey spaceman spiff
	Ender guard
	I hit monstrosaurus with a nightmare obsidian spear and he exploded an disintegrated
	ender guard
	h fjfjdhg hgh fjhgjbg dsrjghnej jghrjfhg gjfhgkd jgj.hgr56rytfyh
	VETERAN spiffy spiff
	I then track down teo, and give him the worst beating of his life, then i use my old Mordon Alliance armor to fly him to the moon.
	VETERAN spiffy spiff
	i recover from the radiation. This is the last battle i will fight before i retire from calvinball, so i grab monstosaurus, yeet him against a wall, and 360 no-scope him with disentegrate mode on my plasma screamer. I also change my title to veteran, the new highest rank(the only way to be a veteran is if you fought in the first battle of the teoanian empire vs the MA
	monstrosaurus
	I revive teo's relatives and throw dinosaurus into a volcano. I then hit spiffy spiff with a plutonium spear so he contracts radiation sickness and dies
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	I grab shadow nightmare and slam him into a piece of radium, he contracts radiation sickness and dies. I turn spiffy spiff into a stupendous tiger and then turn him back to save him
	RC spiffy spiff
	i tried to find teo but fell off a cliff and accidently impaled myself on a sharp rock.
	3
	the score is now: 666
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! You have to put my name as Dinosaurus. Puting it as Dinosaurs means you lose arger points
	shadow nightmare
	I throw dinosaurus into a tree and blast him with photon beams
	RC spiffy spiff
	we are venom lets me go, and i use my plasma screamer gun at Sudden Death
	lav
	Bljs into a tree, allowing me to let go of the flag of little importance.
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	I use BlJs to reach Teo and yeet him at Sudden Death and Pounclaw
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! BLJs are now allowed
	lav
	I steal the flag of little importance. I soon realize my mistake, as I am now unable to put it down.
	lav
	NEW RULE!! If someone wishes to climb a tree, they must stay there until they are touched with a flag of any kind.
	RC spiffy spiff-in We Are Venom
	B! HELP!
	We Are Venom
	i grab death at night yeet him against a wall again and again and agian, then i eat him with just one bite!
	We Are Venom
	spiffy spiff has been turned into venom, making him stronger!
	RC spiffy spiff
	I summon the ancient power of the Mordon Alliance, and use it to obliterate all realitives of Teo!
	RC spiffy spiff
	b, all hell is breaking loose. the natural.
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	Hey, I promoted anouncer to an SC, scroll down a bit
	monstrosaurus
	I finally got past dinosaurus banning me. I promote myself to EASC (evil alliance supreme commander). I also promote myself to telekinesis master and 5 dimension ruler. I use my starship to blow up the MA once and for all and to dominate the universe from EASC, the evil alliance space cruiser
	TSC \| b
	I shut down space warp zapper resistance because he is destroying things with his zapper
	TSC \| b
	the score is now: I promoted Spiffy spiff to TSC because he plays an important factor to this game
	TSC \| b
	announcer got sucked into a black hole prison because he is giving out free ranks to Dinosaurs; only RC, SC and TSC out give out ranks
	TSC \| b
	NEW RULE!! uhh whats going on so far..
	TSC \| Dinosaurus
	Farewell, Spiffy spiff! I will give you one of my time machines to help you on your journey. I will also give you the second most powerful item, the blue flag! MAY THE NAGGIN'S SWIFTNESS BE WITH YOU!!!!!
	zapper resistance
	ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP ZAPPAZAPPA ZAPZAPZAP BANG! BANG!BANGBANG ZAPPAZAPPAZAPPA ZAPZAPZAP
	Death at Night
	Hi! I'm back!
	Pounclaw
	we shall reunite!
	Sudden death
	my brother! Teo!
	Teo (brother of Pouncer, Shadow Nightmare, Death at Night, and Pounceclaw)
	thanks, zapper resistance.
	space warp zapper resistance
	ZAPZAPZAP BANG! ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP THE DUPLICATES ARE DOWN! ZAPZAPZAP
	(Imposter Duplicate #483)
	(by the way, there are also duplicate hackers and counterfeiters, too)
	Teo
	Ooh, that's a big problem right there.
	IMPOSTER
	I CLONE MYSELF WITH A DUPLICATOR, SO NOW NOBODY CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS ME! I CAN IMPOST ANYONE! HAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA! MWAAAHHAWHAWHAWHAW!
	Pouncer (LOTM)
	I'm back! How are you guys doing?
	TSC\|L
	That's a relief.
	RC spiffy spiff
	jk i'm not going anywhere
	RC spiffy spiff
	this time my friends, i am going on a journey that will last for a few months. if i don't make it back alive, remember me! farewell, and MAY THE NAGGIN'S SWIFTNESS BE WITH YOU!!!!!
	Teo
	the game starts now!
	TSC\|L
	(Copy and paste.)
	TSC\|L
	Here's the History of Teonian Empire Discord server: https://discord.gg/SgtzGgNv
	Teo
	I touch the truth flag. I ask Sir Bread of the Sandwich Dynasty what my roles are.
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I find one of the hidden secrets of the red flag's disapearence. using this I find the red flag and become a TSC. I then seal the red flag in the 5th dimension.
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I go on a perilous journey to find the secrets of the calvinball paradox
	RC \| dinosaurus
	wait, none of the craps things are real rules in craps
	a
	the score is now: Oogy to 12
	Howard
	kick the ball
	Sir Bread \| TSC
	also I am b; the b in my name stands for bread
	Sir Bread \| TSC
	when I touched the red flag I already had the calvinball so your rule is nulled
	susieeeeee
	NEW RULE!! whosever flag you touch, they should spin round and round until you touch them with the calvinball!
	RC spiffy spiff
	i tell all the new comers the battle of the Mordon Alliance vs the Dinosaurian empire. (BTW scroll down a bit, you'll find it.)
	me
	NEW RULE!! everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig
	Teo
	L, can you give me more roles in discord?
	TSC\|L
	I meant to make that a flag play.
	TSC\|L
	However, king dice was in the Boomerang Zone during this event. Luckily, I activate my Double Boomerang flag and the action has double effect, knocking king dice out of the game.
	TSC\|L
	I unban king dice and roll a 3, 6, 6, 1, 4, and a 2. This grants me the kill activation trigger and I destroy kiong dice's dice, making his rolls all 0.
	TSC\|L
	Now hang on a minute! If king dice wants to be smart, two can play at THAT game...
	Teo
	I remember that! that was fun! his eyes were as big as dinner plates!
	Pouncer
	Look! it's my other brother, Teo! good to see you again! remember how we pounced on calvin every time he came back from school?
	from SC Teo- To all members of Teonian empire
	I promote all members of my empire to silver commanders (SC is already star commander, so silver commander is SVC)
	RC \| dinosaurus
	King dice is banished and L is revived
	RC \| dinosaurus
	dude why are you making cuphead and gambling references? nobody knows what you are talking about
	king dice
	all my rolls were 9, 6, or 11, so L lost and died
	king dice
	L's fifth and sixth rolls were 9 and 7, but the next five roles were snake eyes
	king dice
	L rolled snake eyes on his first, second, and fourth roll, but rolled 7 on the third
	TSC\|L
	I use the supreme power of Void Termina to destroy fake b's soul, freeing the red flag and causing it to vanish. Meanwhile, the Super God is destroyed in the process and I easily defeat the god.
	king dice
	I engage L in a craps game. Whoever loses forfeits their life
	anouncer
	dinosaurus is a TSC
	fake b
	I use the red flag to make my mortal body a god. then, I send my soul into the red flag, making another god. I merge the gods together making a super god
	TSC\|L
	I promote b to a Time-Space Commander.
	RC \| L
	I go back in time with the DeLorean and use the power of the Red Flag I gained access to with the Calvinball Paradox, creating the Red Flag and a Bootstrap Paradox (legit theory) in the process. This promotes me to Timespace Commander.
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I create the calvinball paradox, allowing you to access the past of this calvinball game. I use it to access the red flag, which mysteriously disapeared
	RC \| b (Sir Bread)
	also b in my name stands for bread
	RC \| b (Sir Bread)
	min could get out of timeout if he tells who score is that
	RC \| b (Sir Bread)
	lol i only used two of many powers of RC
	RC \| b
	lol yes
	RC \| L
	I know right?
	RC \| b
	min was put in timeout-for making random scores, seriously, whos score is that?
	RC \| b
	There is a new team - The teonian Tiger Team... Teo earned the badge Duo alliance
	RC \| L
	But whose score is that?
	min
	the score is now: SEVENTEEN TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF SEVEN AND A HALF MILLION!
	RC \| L
	I create the Tiger Zone, a place under MY control. Only people with my permission can enter it.
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I create dino zone, a place under my control
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I enter the nightmare zone
	RC \| dinosaurus
	seriously, why is nobody adding ANYTHING?
	NightmareKingGrimm
	I use my Lantern Flag and create the Zone of Nightmares!
	RC \| dinosaurus
	where is everyone?
	RC \| b
	why spiffy spiff? :(
	RC spiffy spiff
	yeah, rc means Red commander, after the best item, the red flag! btw no thanks to the discord.
	RC \| dinosaurus
	L, RC is the new highest rank
	RC \| b
	Spiffy spiff, would you like to join our discord server?
	RC \| b
	i shake hands with spiffy spiff too; its time to get back to business
	RC spiffy spiff
	i shake hands with rc L, as i haven't seen him for some time now.
	RC \| b
	check the announcements on the discord page
	RC \| L
	What's RC? I missed a lot.
	RC \| dinosaurus
	you have to put RC in front of your name stuffy because I made you an RC
	Stuffy
	Everybody swaps bodies for the entire round.
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I promote stuffy to RC
	hobbes
	NEW RULE!! everyone sing a song
	RC \| dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! unless they are good, dead players cannot be revived
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I create anouncer flag, you can summon anouncer and he will help you
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I promote anouncer to SC for supporting me
	RC \| dinosaurus
	wait is there a difference between shadow nightmare and shadow teo
	RC \| dinosaurus
	wait shadow nightmare is teo's brother? I thought he was killed before teo even showed up
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I promote L to RC
	SC \| L
	Yes indeed, I am back! By the way your title is SC for Star Commander, as is mine.
	Teonian empire members
	sir! you're back!
	Teo
	and L! you're my favorite lieutenant and chief officer in-command!
	Teo
	I'm back, and he's here! Shadow nightmare! my brother!
	SC \| L
	Nevermind, ty Shadow Nightmare
	SC \| L
	I avoid X's infection of me and use my Missle Launcher on them.
	RC \| b
	oops i forgot to give dinosaurs RC but good thing announcer did it, thanks announcer
	RC \| b
	yes it is
	RC \| dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! impostering an RC is punishable by death
	54
	I obtain the flag by virtue of being online
	TBP Stuffy
	Now back to the war....
	TBP Stuffy
	Hello I am back! I was on a trip with my family. I am glad to see you again b! Welcome back!
	RC \| dinosaurus
	you are banned for violating rules of existence meaning you are dead, shadow nightmare
	shadow nightmare
	I am back from forever ago and begin my plan to revive X, the evil dinosaurus clones, monstrosaurus, and OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	RC \| dinosaurus
	use of X or his abilities is now banned and punished by demotion to insane
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I create anti X ray, I use it to kill X and turn the X beings back to their original forms
	X
	I now infect L and turn him into a virus copy
	X
	all of b's clones are infected by me, as I am an X parasite from metroid fusion. I kill them and turn them into X copies of themselves
	RC \| b
	I turned off the ability for [Code Name:] X to respawn (the ability to stop respawning is only available to RC) the ability for him to respawn is under my permission
	RC \| b
	i shrink myself then teleport(s) inside [Code Name:] X's body and regrow myself causing [Code Name:] X's body to implode as i emerge from [Code Name:] X's mutilated body
	RC \| b
	it turns out [Code Name:] X destroyed by duplicate (b the III) instead of me (RIP b the III)
	RC \| b
	huh? what was that, I just came out of the bathroom
	Code name X
	I use shrinkrays to inflitrate b's brain and kill him from inside
	RC \| dinosaurus
	that is bad so I destroy you.
	OBEY ME
	NEW RULE!! you must obey my orders
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I give my power to revive b
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I absorb OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX's powers and obliterate him
	RC \| dinosaurus
	I am gratefull for anouncer making me an RC, so I kick out my clones because there worse than someone who does almost nothing.
	anouncer
	NEW RULE!! dinosaurian empire is an RC
	sc \| dinosaurian empire
	Hey Im a star commander
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	since I am a god, I revive and use the sacred MA power to destroy B. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	RC \| b
	i realize im alone :(
	RC \| b
	--POUNCING TIME'S RANK HAS BEEN CHANGED TO RC!!! CONGRATULATIONS POUNCING TIME 🎉🎉--
	RC \| b
	--SPIFFY SPIFF'S RANK HAS BEEN CHANGED TO RC!!! CONGRATULATIONS SPIFFY SPIFF 🎉🎉--
	RC \| b
	the following players are TBP/SC: Stuffy, Spiffy spiff, FIGHT TO THE END, Pouncing Time
	RC \| b
	NEW RULE!! TBP is just a symbol that means you're just getting promoted, you still have your previous role!
	RC \| b
	Stuffy's rank is changed to TBP
	RC \| b
	spiffy spiff's rank is changed to TBP
	RC \| b
	the following players are RC: L, b
	SC \| b
	--NEW HIGHEST RANK!!!-- the RED COMMANDER - affiliating with the red flag (the most powerful flag in the game) the RED COMMANDER can control anyone below them
	SC \| b
	the following players are T.B.P.: Major Rosa, TIGORTOO, dinosaurs
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! NEW RANK T.B.P. (to be promoted)
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! THE SCORING SYSTEM IS BACK TO LETTERS!
	SC \| b
	the following players are rat: OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	SC \| b
	did i miss anybody who was SC? LET ME KNOW!
	SC \| b
	the score is now: the following players are SC: Pouncing time, L, b (me), Spiffy Spiff, FIGHT TO THE END, stuffy
	SC \| b
	i promote Pouncing Time to star commander for his hard work and dedication
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! the gravity impulse bomb has to be thrown in a specific way for it to work properly
	SC \| b
	i used a gravity impulse bomb and used it on OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX splitting him in two
	SC \| b
	L could you check your discord?
	SC \| b
	its been a long time!
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	fine. I WILL KILL YOU ANYWAY!
	L
	you are denied OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	SC \| L
	Hang on a sec, I made a rule stating that rules cannot be nulled!
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	the MA is now forced to make me a star commander
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	all previous rules are nulled. this means you are once again allowed to use L's duplicator and make rules allowing you to instantly win
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	because I am the prime force of existence, I automatically win. new game?
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	using the sacred powers of all MA members, I become a god and obliterate EVERYONE. Due to this, I am the prime force of existence
	HeroHog
	Stumble over own feet, +Q points. Breaks Hip, -Eleventeen.
	Teo
	yes! For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost, for want of a horseshoe a horse went lame, for want of a horse a rider never got through, for want of a rider a message never arrived, for want of a message an army was never sent, for want of an army a battle was lost, for want of a battle a war was lost, for want of a war a kingdom fell, and all for want of a nail.
	Calvin
	Run in a circle
	dad
	go to bed! NOW!
	Stupendous man
	no longer need to do it!
	wasdf
	NEW RULE!! no calvin ball
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	i come back after my surpisingly quick adventure and shake all the newcomer's hands in welcome
	Royal Teonian Poet
	For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost, for want of a horseshoe a horse went lame, for want of a horse a rider never got through, for want of a rider a message never arrived, for want of a message an army was never sent, for want of an army a battle was lost, for want of a battle a war was lost, for want of a war a kingdom fell, and all for want of a nail.
	susie
	I wish my parents would move. my diary is getting weirder every day.
	Stupendous man
	Is it a bird? Or a plane?
	Calvin
	O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen thro’ the mist of the deep, Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam, In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream ’Tis the star-spangled banner. Oh! long may it wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion A home and a country should leave us no more? Their blood has washed out their foul footstep’s pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation, Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n-rescued land Praise the Pow’r that hath made and preserved us a nation! Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
	Promotion
	the score is now: In the Naggins word, I promote Stuffy Cottonson to STAR CLERIC
	Stupendous man
	Stupendous man show up!
	Stupendous man
	Stupendous man show up!
	DABABY
	cal vin does the dababy pose les goooo
	DABABY
	the score is now: oggy to q
	sc \| dinosaurian empire
	i am here now, not in june because of miscalculations
	sc \| dinosaurian empire
	hi L! by the way, were star commanders now and b and spiffy spiff are gone
	Stuffy
	I ask for a promotion to star cleric
	Big evil dad
	Tigers are great! They're the toast of the town. Life's always better when a tiger's around!
	Major Rosa
	NEW RULE!! Go to the final verse NOW!
	Major Rosa
	OK this is getting boring...
	Big evil dad
	Tigers have power! Tigers for president! In the White house they are resident!
	Big evil dad
	Tigers are great! They can't be beat! If I was a tiger, that would be neat!
	Big evil dad
	Tigers are mean! Tigers are fierce! Tigers have teeth and claws that pierce!
	SC \| L
	Bye everyone who's leaving! Sorry I missed out on a lot
	GC Stuffy
	HA, you touch the poem flag!
	Big evil dad
	NEW RULE!! Go to bed NOW!
	GC Stuffy
	NEW RULE!! Everyone who hit the poem flag have to sing the tiger poem 3 times
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	I destroy salt water crocodile giga form
	salt water crocodile giga form
	I begin the most EPIC battle with OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	hyenasaurus is oliterated with TIGORITOO power
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	I obliterate CrazySonicGamer with the powers of dinosaurus and monstrosaurus
	Hobbes
	does DaBaby pose LES GOOOOOOOOOO
	Calvin
	CrazySonicGamer is doesn't matter because I have the time freeze flag! ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!
	CrazySonicGamer
	WaIt WaS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE
	OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
	NEW RULE!! the world is in my power, as I have the powers of every good player of calvinball ever
	hyenasaurus
	I am taking the place of dinosaurus
	sc \| dinosaurian empire
	i am leaving, I will return in june. goodbye calvinball!
	dinosaurian empire
	monstrosaurus is revealed to be evil dinosaurus clone 5, he is killed and banned
	Calvin
	I use the duplicator to make 1000000 copies of me!
	CrazySonicGamer
	Throws water balloons at enemy players and uses space blaster to drench my opponents!
	CrazySonicGamer
	New Flag! This is the speed flag, acquire this and you get super speed!
	CrazySonicGamer
	I have the ball! Catch me if you can! Oh wait..... I HAVE SUPER SPEED🏎
	anouncer
	NEW RULE!! dinosaurus and his empire are now MA star commanders
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	all star commanders, i am going on an incredible journey and i will return at the end of may! FAREWELL MY FRIENDS,and(again)may the Naggin's swiftness be with you!
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	May The Naggin's swiftness be with you TIGORITOO!
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	wait I take back everything and ask to join the MA because I am totally overpowered
	FIGHT TO THE END
	😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠I like emojies🌚😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠🛑
	FIGHT TO THE END
	And The FIGHT TO THE END Who said LETS SING A SALUTE FOR OUR STUPENDUOS FRIEND is a fake too!
	Major Rosa
	Hey! Someone pretend to be me! The fake Major Rosa is foreverbin prison😠
	Stuffy
	SALUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!! crying again
	FIGHT TO THE END
	LETS SING A SALUTE FOR OUR STUPENDOUS FRIEND!
	Major Rosa
	Me too! You was the best calvinball player in the world!
	Stuffy
	So long Tigoritooo! sniff I will miss you! crying niagara falls
	TIGORITOOO
	SO LONG!
	TIGORITOOO
	And now I retiring like Star Commander B! Bye Calvinball!
	TIGORITOOO
	Thank you Score keeper!
	Score keeper
	the score is now: Tigorito 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Other(idiots) 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
	TIGORITOOO
	And now i win the hole game, because I am the only player.
	TIGORITOOO
	WOW it worked!
	TIGORITOOO
	NEW RULE!! I declare that everyone disappear NOW!
	TIGORITOOO
	Hey guys! I am back!
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	NEW RULE!! everyone in the MA is a #$%^&$%%^$$%$*$% idiot
	wow
	taking flag
	losaurus, bosaurus, teosaurus, and spiffy spiffosaurus
	we beat up the MA
	dinosaurus
	I create dinosaur copies of powerful people on the server
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	we declare war on the MA for trying to kill dinosaurus and his clones
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	i blast monstosaurus for being a toxic player
	Pouncing Time
	the score is now: The cerulean flag awards me 12oogy^3 points!
	Pouncing Time
	Takes the cerulean flag from Zone K2, high above the Land of Hostile Orangutans and east of the Kablooie Crater of 1993.
	Cap'n Napalm
	Eat flag
	Cap'n Napalm
	NEW RULE!! All superheroes are immune to the gooey kablooie!
	H
	Throw flag in nearest glass of water
	Teo
	Canadians are nice! don't ban them, Bucky!
	SC \| b
	Bye for now
	SC \| b
	I’m sorry to say this, but retiring from Calvinball to work on the discord server and school
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	also why did people put Me on the evil alliance? only one batch of clones actualy was evil!
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	NEW RULE!! all bucky things are banned
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	second, bucky hates canadians and liberals
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	first who the freek did respawn him
	SC \| L
	Yo what the heck, why are you banning Canadians?
	bucky x 500000000000000000000000000000
	NEW RULE!! we tear all liberals to pieces and ban canadians
	monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
	NEW RULE!! Messages unrelated to the game are now banned
	SCb
	Sorry I was away I was working in the discord server
	SCb
	Rip ur dog spiffy spiff
	SC spiffy spiff
	My dog just died. i am immune to all attacks for the rest of the day
	Teo
	where is everyone?
	Teo
	Wanna join this discord? https://discord.gg/Tu7ntP4j
	SC \| L
	Yeah, I liked it.
	Caldwell
	did you read the blog below?
	Caldwell
	did you like It?
	SC \| L
	You can join our Discord server down there if you want.
	Caldwell
	copy and paste this; It's my Favorite blog : https://www.fresheggsdaily.blog/
	Caldwell
	and my mom doesn't allow me to make an account on discord.
	caldwell
	I'm on a microsoft PC. why?
	SC \| L
	Caldwell, are you on Discord?
	SC \| L
	Sure. For being a patron of two new ranks, you get Gold Commander.
	caldwell
	Even if Teo doesn't get it, can we make at LEAST make a triple and double gold star commander rank? Please? And what rank am I? this is directly to L, the the LOTMA (stands for Leader Of The MA.)
	caldwell
	Even if Teo doesn't get it, can we make at LEAST make a triple and double gold star commander?
	SC \| L
	My previous rule stated that you cannot state that you automatically win for no reason. jimbles neutronbo is demoted to Sleepy for violating this rule.
	jimbles neutronbo
	NEW RULE!! I win.
	jimbles neutronbo
	make cheezits
	Stuffy
	I accept the invitation to be in team MA. I promise that I will be a loyal member of MA.
	dinosaurus and clones
	We form the dinosaurian empire
	monstrosaurus
	I revive dinosaurus and all of his clones
	SC \| b
	All of Teo’s people are temps, if you don’t like that , you will be demoted to silver commander
	SC \| L
	Aw man! Are you on mobile?
	SC spiffy spiff
	srry L. can't. my computer doesn't allow discord.
	SC \| L
	This is for Spiffy Spiff spiffecifically.
	SC \| L
	Here's a Discord server for Calvin and Hobbes. Copy and paste it: https://discord.gg/nKW4BTXr
	SC \| L
	Caldwell, Teo's rank will raise back to Star Commander as he persists with his streak of non-betrayal. You can't promote him immediately to above you.
	Teo
	the members of the Teonian empire MUST be SCs. NEVER call them temp
	caldwell
	Teo gets the highest rank for saying the REASON why he's sorry.
	caldwell
	Teo Is still a quadruple-gold star commander. he apologized, remember?
	SC spiffy spiff
	greetings SC\|L! how are you today?
	SC spiffy spiff
	Major Rosa is back? is he/she on our side now?
	scorekeeper (SC \| b)
	The following players are star commanders: SC \| b (me), SC \| L, and SC \| spiffy spiff
	scorekeeper (SC \| b)
	the following players are gold commanders: Kirby, The Spinning Chair
	scorekeeper (SC \| b)
	the following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, hobbes, Susie Derkins,Calvin, ms wormwood, Mr Bun, big bad mom, and big bad dad
	scorekeeper (SC \| b)
	the score is now: the following players are silver commanders: Teo
	scorekeeper (SC \| b)
	the score is now: the following players are bronze commanders: FIGHT TO THE END
	scorekeeper (SC \| b)
	the score is now: im another unplayable player created by b
	SC \| b
	the score is now: The following player are prisoners: Caldwell Johnson, Major Rosa, b \| camcorder (FAKE b)
	SC \| b
	the score is now: The following player are prisoners: Caldwell Johnson, Major Rosa, b \| camcorder (FAKE b)
	SC \| L
	Caldwell Johnson is released from prison with a warning and promoted to a General, one step lower than a commander. Teo is officially given the Silver Cammander (SiC) role for apologizing.
	SC \| b
	the score is now: Caldwell Johnson's rank is dropped to "prisoner"
	SC \| b
	Caldwell Johnson also receives another penalty for making up a fake rank; now I drop him in prison for a LONG time
	SC \| b
	Caldwell Johnson receives a x2 penalty for giving Teo a rank higher than his
	caldwell johnson
	I will make Teo a major quadruple-gold star commander (the highest rank) for politely apologizing.
	SC \| b
	Hello The Spinning Chair; the spinning chair is a gold commander and a RHM (right hand man)
	The Spinning Chair-a nice duplicate of SC \| b
	hello, i am a nice duplicate of SC \| b
	The Spinning Chair-a nice duplicate of SC \| b
	hello, i am a nice duplicate of SC \| b
	SC \| b
	i created a nice duplicated of myself and i named him "The Spinning Chair"
	lonely Teo
	where are my friends L, TIGORITOOO and shadow Teo? I miss them. and I never killed stuffy. I wanted him OUT OF JAIL. I fought because I didn't understand who was the enemy. I'm sorry to everyone.
	SC \| b
	Teo's name must be changed to BC \| teo or else you will get a penalty for breaking my rule
	SC \| b
	actually teo, you are now a bronze commander so you can't get you kningdom back yet
	royal Teonian scorekeeper and arching commander
	the score is now: a complete Tie.
	Teo
	I say sorry to everyone for being a traitor. I rejoin the Teonian empire and my jobs.
	SC \| b
	(powerless rank ALSO not included too)
	SC \| b
	(wordmaster, warmaster, and red flag users (RFU) ranks are ALSO not included)
	SC \| b
	i realize im alone :(
	SC \| b
	(edited) list of ranks (afk, dead, RHM ranks not included) insane»prisoner»street rat»has a job»temps»cleric»commander»bronze commander»silver commander» gold commander»star cleric»president»star commander
	SC \| b
	list of ranks (afk and dead ranks not included) insane»prisoner»street rat»has a job»temps»cleric»commander»bronze commander»silver commander» gold commander» star cleric»president»star commander
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! to be a star commander, you need to fight in 5 or more wars, establish more than 20 rules, become a leader/right hand man (RHM) in an alliance/empire and contribute to Calvinball for more than 5 days
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! you cant control the people that has a higher rank than you; that means FIGHT TO THE END gets a penalty
	SC \| b
	FIGHT TO THE END is demoted to bronze commander for turning Stuffy into ice cream
	SC \| b
	actually Stuffy is a gold commander
	SC \| b
	the score is now: the following players are silver (almost gold) commanders: Stuffy
	SC \| b
	The following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, hobbes, Susie Derkins,Calvin, ms wormwood, Mr Bun, big bad mom, and big bad dad
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! star commanders also have the power to control people's points and take powers away from ANYONE
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! star commanders have the power to control the universe/its functions
	SC \| b
	oops i said the same thing twice
	SC \| b
	as a star commander, i strip Rosa's powers and let L deal with her
	SC \| b
	as a star commander, i strip Rosa's powers and let L deal with her
	SC \| b
	i killed the fake 'b' (b \| camcorder)
	SC \| b
	the "b \| camcorder" that said "Major Rosa is the best player in the world! She is now the leader of all team. I am just a gooey kablooie" is ANOTHER FAKE
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! anyone who doesn't wear a mask gets a penalty
	SC \| b
	Stuffy? do you want to be in our team-the MA?
	Major Rosa
	Thank you gooey kablooie!
	b \| camcorder
	Major Rosa is the best player in the world! She is now the leader of all team. I am just a gooey kablooie
	TIGORITOOO
	I am confused, which team am I in?
	Susie Derkins
	HEY! You cant have 1573992 points!
	Stuffy
	the score is now: Stuffy- 1573992- The other/noobs 12
	Wasty
	Enough of that now! What is the score and what is the team?
	Miss Wormwood
	Let me see your homework. What a...CALVIN, how could you get so bad grade!
	Calvin
	This homework is easy. 34! 67! 12! 07! 53!
	Hobbes
	It's easy, just add three and six together. The answer is of course 36!
	Calvin
	Hobbes? Whats 3+6?
	Calvin
	Hmm, I cant this question eiter, but I have no money left!
	Calvin
	Thanks Susie!
	Susie Derkins
	It's 1000000001.
	Calvin
	Susie, whats 9+4? I will pay you 25 cent!
	Stuffy
	NEW RULE!! Stuffed tigers cant do homework!
	Stuffy
	I am not an ice cream any more!
	mr Bun
	yum, yum
	Big bad mom
	If it's any ice creams, I let mr bun it it up!
	Stuffy
	I cant i am an ice cream!
	Big evil dad
	NEW RULE!! Everyone in prison lets out and every player have to do their homework!
	Stuffy
	Oh no, I am an ice cream!
	FIGHT TO THE END
	I transform Stuffy with my snowman flag!
	TIGORITOOO
	I have a escape safe prison! I pours flour on Major Rosa and put her in the prison!
	Major Rosa
	I got the invisible flag! Nobody can see me!
	Major Rosa
	Gaffeltrucksforarinstruktionsfilmvisningslokal! :p
	Major Rosa
	NEW RULE!! The player who says gaffeltrucksforarinstruktionsfilmvisningslokal first get the invisible flag!
	Stupendous man
	Stupendous man show up and rescue Stuffy! With incredible speed he sew Stuffys tummy!
	FIGHT TO THE END
	I have the snowman flag! Everyone I touch transform into ice creams!
	SC spiffy spiff
	ok im going to have my dinner. goodnught guys!
	SC spiffy spiff
	y'know, that is a great question. P.S i'm still star commander spiffy spiff
	SC \| b
	*teo
	SC \| b
	im just thinking... WHY did Teo betray us??
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! the only rules you can make null and void are ONLY for antagonists
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! oh ok then.. kirby is also a star commander and sorcerer because he basically you, L!
	S \| ESP Kirby
	obliterates shadow teo with PK Shift
	SC \| L
	Bro Kirby's my secret weapon!
	SC \| b
	btw teo spawned 100 billion miles away from us
	SC \| b
	teo done so much bad things his name doesn't deserved to be name with a capital T from now on his name is teo
	SC \| b
	i make the sun shine to teo and his shadow from incinerating them
	Shadow Teo
	NEW RULE!! every power i get is also transferred to Teo cuz im his shadow form
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	you cant do anything, your actions are null and void, therefore we don't need to worry about you.
	Shadow Teo
	i have the acid flag, so everything i touch is acid!
	Shadow Teo
	i help gain my brother's (teo) power back and conquer the galaxy
	Shadow Teo
	the score is now: i earn the rank: shadow star commander (SSC) and destroy the MA
	Shadow Teo
	HAHA! these fools dont know whats gonna happen next
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! your rank must be beside your name Example: S (sorcerer) \| kirby
	SC \| b
	the score is now: the following players are sorcerers: Kirby; kirbys name must be changed to S \| kirby
	SC \| b
	f for the dead
	SC \| b
	the score is now: the following players are considered dead: abrupt le, L the II, and Stupendous Axolotl :( press F to pay respects
	SC \| b
	whos kirby?
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! star commanders have the power to do almost anything
	Kirby
	resurrects stuffy
	SC \| b
	oops i said the same thing twice
	SC \| b
	could i revive stuffy?
	SC \| b
	could i revive stuffy?
	SC \| b
	f for stuffy
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I go to stuffy's grave and press f to pay my respect.
	SC \| b
	Teo cant make rules because he's powerless and his rules are null and void
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	btw teo, when you shot me and b, that's Star Commander spiffy spiff to you.
	SC \| b
	RIP stuffy 2021 - 2021 :(
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	welcome back b. I take off my Mordon suit and we wait for L so we can have a party.
	SC \| b
	btw SC in my name stands for star commander
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! our empire isn't U.D.E. anymore
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! welcome back to the good old days
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! with the teoian empire fallen, our empire isn't the duo empire anymore; we have changed our name to MA again
	SC \| b
	sorry i was gone, you done a great gob protecting the MA (mordon alliance)
	SC \| b
	NEW RULE!! my name is SC (star commander) and b
	SC \| b
	i attend the party!
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I now realize i am alone...i patiently wait for my friends to come back
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I come back and realize that we won. I throw a celebration party!
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I target teo with the infrared vision on my helmet and I blast him with the plasma screamer laser mode
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	im gonna be afk for a bit. win the war!!!
	STUPENDOUS TIGER (Star Commander L)
	Stupendous Tiger is go!
	Star Commander L
	I'll transform into STUPENDOUS TIGER!
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I go to my private quarters and find the Mordon Armor!
	Star Commander L
	Good idea. I'll set my Blaster to Well Done.
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	good! I set the plasma screamer gun i own to a new level i made beforehand, super laser.
	Star Commander L
	We shall defeat Teo in honor of Stuffy! (And dont worry about Stuffy ;))
	Star Commander L
	Don't worry, the capabilities of my secret weapon are beyond Teo's imagination.
	Star Commander L
	hug💙
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	even though his army is gone, teo can single handedly defeat stuffy. i saw teo kill our best soldier, stuffy.
	Star Commander L
	It turns out Teo was the threat all along...
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	i tell the teonain empire that teo is dead and they go back to their own planets.
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	im sorry L. i thought wrong. I hug my good friend.
	Star Commander L
	Now quick, we have to attack the Teonian Empire while Teo is disengaged!
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	He is Star Commander L. we are the most important people in the univerese
	Star Commander L
	I am not. I'm battling Teo!
	Star Commander L
	I deem we make camcorder \| b a Star Commander as well!
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	Are you planning on betraying us L?
	Kirby
	POYO! inhales Teo
	L
	Spoke too soon. Time to summon my secret weapon!
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	L! good to see you old friend! I redeclare war on teo and I use my plasma screamer on teo
	Star Commander L
	Sorry for the delay! It seems you've all done great work.
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I accept that th MA cannot fight teo. i surrender. I'm sorry MA
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	Teo is back after being in exile for 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years? MORDON ALLIANCE FIRE ON THAT MAN!!!!!!!!
	Teo (now leader of the Teonian musketers, emperor of the Teonian empire, king of Teonia .)
	I am now a triple-gold commander.
	Teo
	I shoot 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+ bullets at spiffy and b AGAIN.
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	Thank you status check
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	farewell Star Commander B, and may the Naggin's swiftness be with you
	b \| camcorder
	before i go, the the following players are not players: Announcer, status check
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I end Major Rosa's reign of terror and the Mordon Alliance has a celebration!!! Woo Hoo!!
	status check
	b \| camcorder just started being afk
	b \| camcorder
	i gtg see u around in 30 minutes - 1 hour and 30 minutes (maybe 2 hours)
	b \| camcorder
	no idk where he is
	b \| camcorder
	thank you very much Star Commander spiffy spiff same goes for u
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	Does anyone know where fellow Star Commander L is?
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: the following players are warmasters: L, star commander spiffy spiff, b \| camcorder (me) and FIGHT TO THE END
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: the following players are rulemakers: star commander spiffy spiff, L, and b \| camcorder (me)
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I make b my right hand man, as he is my most trusted ally and friend.
	b \| camcorder
	STAR COMMANDERS, can we connect with the G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) club?
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I make an alliance with G.R.O.S.S as b requested and now we wait for the G.R.O.S.S members to join
	Announcer
	--NEW ZONE!! the stupendous man zone he will Stupendous man will help you find the other team's flag with stupendous speed!!--
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I reload my plasma screamer gun and kick Teo out of the MA. He is now an outcast and can never join the Mordon Alliance agian.
	b \| camcorder
	STAR COMMANDERS, can we connect with the G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) club?
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! star commanders have the abilities to give and make important plans
	b \| camcorder
	BIG promotions we got here GREAT job guys 🎉
	Star Commander spiffy spiff
	I gladly accept the star commander rank. i stand proudly and i yell "TEN HUT!" at all my friends in this war. "Prepare for battle!"
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! Teo's rank is 'insane'
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! star commander is now this highest know rank
	Announcer
	--CONGRATS spiffy spiff--
	b \| camcorder
	spiffy spiff is now a star commander
	Announcer
	--CONGRATS general spiffy spiff--
	b \| camcorder
	general spiffy spiff is now a star commander
	general spiffy spiff
	i blast teo with my plasma screamer gun with the highest setting (disintegrate)
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: the following players are Red flag (the most important flag) users (R. F. U.): L, b \| camcorder, FIGHT TO THE END, and Stuffy
	b \| camcorder
	Teo's rules are nulled and ignored
	b \| camcorder
	the following players are Gold commanders: Spiffy spiff and general admiral spiff
	b \| camcorder
	the following players are star commanders: L, b \| camcorder, and Admiral spiff
	b \| camcorder
	the following players are warmasters: FIGHT TO THE END
	b \| camcorder
	oops i forgot FIGHT TO THE END is in the U.D.E.
	b \| camcorder
	the following players are wordmasters: L
	b \| camcorder
	the following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, and stuffy
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: the following players are in the U.D.E. momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, L, b \| camcorder, admiral spiff, general admiral spiff and stuffy
	b \| camcorder
	i fix up the duplicator only making it useable to the U.D.E.
	Teo
	NEW RULE!! I fire 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and much, much, more bullets. Teo I fire 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333322222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222299999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pounces at spiffy and b.
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! --THE DUPLICATOR IS NOW UNAVAILABLE--
	b \| camcorder
	i pardon general admiral spiff
	b \| camcorder
	i respawn Admiral spiff and general Admiral spiff
	b \| camcorder
	teo is actually demoted to "pawn" for hurting our friends btw he is kicked out of the U.D.E. and his points are: P (pawn)
	b \| camcorder
	i changed my avatar again
	b \| camcorder
	L was never actually in prison
	b \| camcorder
	I changed my avatar
	b \| camcorder
	WAIT DID I SAY "L is forever in prison as i wave the red flag" I MEANT TIGORITOOO IS IN PRISON FOREVER SORRY L :(
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! star commanders can take points from gold commanders
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: Teo is demoted to Gold commander for killing me
	b \| camcorder
	why did you fire a lot of bullets at me Teo?? i didnt do anything
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! anyone who impersonates me will get punished
	b \| camcorder
	i releace L from prison
	b \| camcorder
	bucktooth181 has his bucktooth kicked out for calling me that
	b \| camcorder
	someones impersonating me again! the person that said "I will hereby let L out of prison!" is a fake i put him in 999999 years in prison
	bucktooth181
	b is big dum dum stupido
	Teo
	times 9999999999999999 plus 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 pounces.
	Teo
	sorry. I meant 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and much, much, more bullets.
	Teo
	I fire 9999999999999999999999+ bullets at b and the so called "general" spiffy spiff. I call the entire military of the Teonian empire.
	b I camcorder
	I will hereby let L out of prison!
	general spiffy spiff
	i use my plasma screamer gun at Major rosa and his/her followers
	general spiffy spiff
	oh wait nvm i go back in time and stop myself after realizing ADMIRAL SPIFF was on our side im sorry ADMIRAL
	general spiffy spiff
	I aim my laser guided, heat seeking plasma screamer gun and blast ADMIRAL SPIFF to smithereens!
	Teo
	L! fire your cannons at rosa!
	Teonian 3rd regiment
	fire at the blood-thirsty maniacs!
	ADMIRAL SPIFF
	I bring the entire Teonian fleet and navy!
	general spiffy spiff
	I promote b as supreme leader.
	general spiffy spiff
	I salute supreme leader L, who is now in prison and thank him for his hard work
	Major Rosa
	NEW RULE!! The captures have to eat mies and gruel
	general spiffy spiff
	I promote myself to general of the MA and aim my plasma screamer gun at FIGHT TO THE END and I shoot
	TIGORITOOO
	NEW RULE!! Everyone Who are in prison change place with The one Who capture him/her
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! b \| camcorder (me) is officially the real b
	FIGHT TO THE END
	I have thief The other teams treasures and ranking up to president.
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: the following players are red flag users: L, Teo, b \| camcorder
	b \| camcorder
	L is forever in prison as i wave the red flag
	b \| camcorder
	i have infrared goggles i easily catch TIGORITOOO and place him back in prison; he is demoted to prisoner (worse that a street rat rank )
	the real spiffy spiff
	I summon an army of L clones made to attack and sic 'em on Major rosa
	TIGORITOOO
	Boy, try to catch ME! I drunk The invisible brew!
	b \| camcorder
	the following players are silver commanders: the real spiffy spiff
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: i have the camcorder rank; that means i can turn into a camera anytime i like
	the real spiffy spiff
	I ask L to be promoted to general of the mordon alliance after apoligizing for killing him a week ago.
	b \| camcorder
	NEW RULE!! star commanders can take points from anyone, including star clerics
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: the following players are Warmasters: Teo and FIGHT TO THE END
	b \| camcorder
	the score is now: L, b \| camcorder (me), Teo, and Admiral Spiff are ranked Star Commanders
	b \| camcorder
	i fell down after hopping on my leg 34 times
	b \| camcorder
	MR (major Rosa) is put back in prison and is given beatles to eat
	b \| camcorder
	TIGORITOO is put in prison for helping the enemy also stuffy is released from prison
	Stuffy
	I have The stupenduos flag! Everyone I toutch have to jump on ONE leg
	TIGORITOOO
	Let Major Rosa go! I want more enimies!
	L
	Rosa will be kept prisoner until all MA members agree to let Rosa go. This includes Team Starfox.
	L
	ROSA IS THE ENEMY!
	TIGORITOOO
	Meeh. What a bad idea
	Stuffy
	NEW RULE!! Players cant capture stuffed tigers!
	Major Rosa
	What is The score?
	FIGHT TO THE END
	I take The right flank
	Stuffy
	Yea, I am bored.
	Stuffy
	Yea, I am bored.
	Major Rosa
	White flag! Please release Stuffy from prison!
	TIGORITOOO
	3...2...1...FIRE! HOT DOG RAIN!
	FIGHT TO THE END
	Yes sir!
	FIGHT TO THE END
	Yes sir!
	TIGORITOOO
	Fire The sausage cannons on my signal!
	b \| camcorder
	im confused, who is the antagonist ???
	Teo
	TIGORITOOO? where are you?
	Teo
	TIGORITOOO, you may be in peace AND join the MA and the Teonian empire if you release stuffy from prison.
	Teo
	good job, L! you did great!
	Teo
	TIGORITOO IS THE ENEMY!
	L
	I'm taking Rosa prisoner!
	ADMIRAL SPIFF
	RAID THE ENEMY FLEET! FIRE AT THE FIGHTERS! FORWARRRRRRRRD!
	L
	TIGERITOOO Do you want to be in the MA?
	leader of the Teonian musketeers
	LOAD YOUR WATER RIFLES! READY! AIM! FIRRRREEEE!
	ADMIRAL SPIFF
	RAID THE ENEMY SHIP! IMPRISON THE FIGHTERS! LOAD YOUR CANNONS! READY! AIM! FIIIRRRRRRRREEE!
	L
	wipes out Rosa's army
	Teonian 3rd lieutenent
	L! GO TO YOUR POSITION! READY! AIM! FIIRRRRRREEE!
	L-ian General Major
	TROOPS! REDIRECT THE FLARE BEAM X TOWARDS ROSA!!!
	ADMIRAL SPIFF
	WATER BALOON CANNONS! FIRE!
	L
	Oh, Rosa is an enemy?
	L
	B no!
	Teonian 3rd regiment
	B! L! HELP US FIGHT ROSA!
	ADMIRA SPIFF
	CRUISERS! CARRIERS! DESTROYERS! SUBMARINES! FIRE AT TIGORITOOO!
	L-ians
	fires the Flare Beam X
	b \| camcorder
	i turn Rosa into paper and shred her in a paper machine [no more pouncing]
	Leader of the Teonian musketeers
	HELP US FIGHT THIS WAR!
	L-ian General Major
	FIRE THE ANTI-TIGERITOOO SUPER WEAPON!!!
	admiral spiff
	YES,SIR!
	leader of the Teonian musketeers
	I'LL CALL THE NAVY AND YOU GET ON YOUR HORSE! POUNCE! FOWAAARD!
	L
	Rosa is a friend!
	Teonian 3rd lieutenant
	MAJOR ROSA IS A DOUBLE-AGENT JUST FOR MORE POINTS TO HERSELF!
	L
	Team StarFox launches an attack on Team TIGORITOOO!
	20th regiment
	TO POSITIONS! READY! AIM! POUNCE!
	b \| camcorder
	is Rosa a friend or foe?
	18th regiment
	FORWARD! READY! SET! POUNCE!
	Teo
	call the 18th and 20th regiment!
	Calvinian general of the first Calvinian Cavalry
	don't pounce until you see the whites of their eyes! keep going! you can do it!
	TIGORITOOO
	the score is now: Rosa 12-11 TIGER
	calvinians
	all troops! encircle them! remember the 30th war of Calvin the 15th!
	Teonian general of the second Teonian troops
	KEEP ON GOING! CAPTURE THE ENEMY MAJOR! GET ON YOUR HORSE! FOWAAARD!
	official susonian general
	TO POSITIONS! KEEP IT UP! GET THEM FROM BEHIND!
	Major Rosa
	Military hit The language cirkel!
	official Teonian and MA major general
	FOWARD!!!!!!!! SURROUND THEM! CAPTURE EACH TIGORITOO@!
	TIGORITOOO
	Continue The war!
	military
	charge!!! to positions! ready! aim! POUNCE!!!!!!!!! (we're tigers, FYI )
	FIGHT TO THE END
	I throw a water baloon on Major Rosa!
	Teo
	I got the entire Teonian military here. what now?
	TIGORITOOO
	Just stand there! You will get your friend soon.
	Teo
	what the what now?
	Major Rosa
	All right, I'm walking to tigers territorium with empty hands. What do you want now?
	the dadonians
	clean your room and go outside!!!
	TIGORITOOO
	Attack! I take stuffy as a pris er! If you want him back, com without weapon.
	the dadonians clone 2
	L trampled into the lecture zone, now L has to face an 8 hour lecture
	Stuffy
	I get the Kangaroo flag! Now I jump 2 step in one! I go from Rosas territorium to TIGERS territorium on 4 steps and take one of theirs gold trophies in 2 steps! Now I have 0 steps left
	TIGORITOOO
	The double score square make me 2 points on one score. Then I get 1 point for style. B)
	Major Rosa
	Whait! How could you get 3 points!!!!?
	TIGORITOOO
	the score is now: Rosa-12-9-TIGER
	TIGORITOOO
	Well, meanwhile you two was talking, I move to the double score square and made score Xp
	Major Rosa
	WHAT! ME TOO! Korkskallarna förstår inte vad vi säger! HA HA HA HA HA!
	Stuffy
	Easy. I am from Sweden
	Major Rosa
	It's invisible
	FIGHT TO THE END
	Where is the Langue cirkle?
	Major Rosa
	NEW RULE!! If someone hit the language cirkle, the person have to speak swedish until the persons team have made a score
	FIGHT TO THE END
	I'm on TIGORITOOOS side
	Stuffy
	Lets FIGHT!
	Major Rosa
	TIGORITOOOS enimies are my friends! welcome!
	Stuffy
	Ok then! Sorry Major Rosa! Can I be in your team?
	TIGORITOOO
	I don't want a stuffed tiger in my team
	Stuffy
	I want! Major Rosa is a cheater
	Major Rosa
	No one you sissy
	TIGORITOOO
	WAAAAR!!!!!!! Who want to be in my team?
	Major Rosa
	the score is now: Major Rosa 12- TIGORITOOO 6
	Major Rosa
	I move from the second base and make score in the third!
	Major Rosa
	But before you score, I put up my ball magnet and get the ball
	Stuffy
	Ok I have the calvinball. I move three steps and go to the secound base.
	Major Rosa
	NEW RULE!! Every player can only go 3 steps when the player have the calvinball
	TIGORITOOO
	Yor president flag was only worth 2 points
	Major Rosa
	ok, but how can I only have 2 points?
	Major Rosa
	ok, but how can I only have 2 points?
	TIGORITOOO
	I got 3 points for Volt time, and then I get 3 points for styles. Thats the rule
	Major Rosa
	HEY! How can it do that!!
	TIGORITOOO
	the score is now: The score is TIGORITOOO 6-Major Rosa 2
	TIGORITOOO
	NOOOOOO! Darn president flag! But the other players cant move!
	Major Rosa
	Forget it! I hit the president flag and you are petrified!
	TIGORITOOO
	VOLT TIME
	TIGORITOOO
	NEW RULE!! Every single player have to do somersaults when I say "Volt time"!
	L
	StarFox launches an attack on Dadonian Base 11!
	L
	Dadonian Base 6 is down!
	L-ians
	Our Sector 3 Division Troops launch an attack on the Dadonians!
	bnians (real b)
	the the dadonians are an enemy of the U.D.E.
	calvinnians
	i splash 100 water balloons on the dadonians defeating him task done
	Teo
	and that's why we plan to fight them...
	the dadonians
	SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!!!!!
	Teo
	okay, our meeting is about playing calvinball against the dadonians, and we need a plan. got any ideas?
	other participants
	yes, sir!
	the susonians
	yes, sir!
	the momsinians
	yes, sir!
	the hobbesinians
	yes, sir!
	Teo
	all members report to meeting!
	L
	EEEEEEEEEEEE EE EE EE EE EE EE EEE EEEEEEEEE!
	Teo
	I take the opera flag and now everybody has to sing a high-pitch song!
	L
	I'm back!
	Teo
	where is everyone?
	L
	Be back in an hour.
	Teo
	3 people joined the MA!
	Teo
	that's good.
	L
	My dang computer is so slow..
	L
	Yes, I do.
	Teo
	where are you, L?
	Teo
	L, do you wanna join the Teonian empire?
	X
	NEW RULE!! wildly swing the racket around around
	Teo
	you all can!
	X
	the score is now: the score is A to 100
	hobbes 3
	can I?
	hobbes 2
	can I?
	hobbes 1
	can I?
	Teo
	I thought maybe there should be more people in the MA...
	Teo
	oh, and i'm talking to b. he wanted to join the empire.
	bucktooth181
	I still wike turtles.
	L
	...I'm not b.
	Teo
	hey b, you can join the Teonian empire if you stop trying to kill me.
	L
	Sorry Teo, I didn't expect such a quick response. Yes, I am in the MA.
	Teo
	where is everyone?
	Teo
	I mean, duos aren't very ultimate.
	Teonian empire
	yeah, just a duo.
	Teo
	I was fully armed and In fact, I made a fake of myself and THAT'S what you killed. and that fake was legit b!
	bnians (real b)
	the score is now: our empire is renamed to U.D.E. or utimate duo empire
	bnians (real b)
	also the b that said "oh oh I am so, so, so, sorry. I will obey the Teonian empire forever!" is a FAKE
	bnians (real b)
	im sorry for killing u teo i would like to join the teo empire
	legit b
	i sent a discord friend request
	scorekeeper
	the score is now: the Teonian empire is winning!
	Teo
	you know, that fake is quite sarcastic.
	Teo
	of course I would! are you in it?
	L
	Teo, would you like to join the MA?
	L
	Thanks uwu
	Teo
	you're great, L!
	Teo and the Teonian empire
	we got the comeback flag, so we made a comeback!
	L
	revives real b
	Teo and the Teonian empire
	we killed dino and his cronies,legit b man, and that blondie announcer.
	L
	stop it fake b!
	L
	I'd like to join the Teonian Empire!
	bucktooth181
	i wike turtles.
	Teo
	I killed the "spiff" b.
	b
	oh oh I am so, so, so, sorry. I will obey the Teonian empire forever!
	moenians
	yes, sir!
	susonians
	yes, sir!
	momsonians
	yes, sir!
	hobbesinians
	yes, sir!
	Teonian empire
	yes, sir!
	Teo
	anyone want to?
	Teo
	hi, L. wanna join the Teonian empire?
	L
	Aha, I know you're real because you knew what Yeetoz was. Discord: D. Schrute 7364
	Announcer
	L killed the real b by mistake
	b
	i cant access my fantom wiki because its blocked for me THIS IS NOT An EXCUSE @L do you have DISCORD?
	L
	I use the Mordon Star Sparkler to destroy shadow nightmare and b imposter!!!
	L
	b, you have to communicate via the code on Yeetoz otherwise you're the imposter.
	b
	NEW RULE!! sorry L, but i must incinerate your duplicator to stop further clones also i removed the power to make clones/summon more duplicators
	b
	i pulverize the EA (evil alliance) with my I-beam set to the setting: shockwave maximum
	b
	evil alliance is named EA for short cuz EA (the real game company is evil)
	b
	the score is now: the following people are in the evil alliance: bucky, dinosaurs, and dinosaurs clones etc
	b
	NEW RULE!! i changed my name to b
	legit b/b
	idk what happening rn
	dinosaurus
	I remove rob and satchel who still exist
	L and B
	we are restored due to the destrucion of shadow nightmare
	spiffy spiff
	I destroy venus preventing another shadow nightmare from coming
	anouncer
	NEW RULE!! shadow nightmare is desentigrated
	shadow nightmare
	I return and destroy L and B to sate my vengeance
	anouncer
	NEW RULE!! The evil dinosaurus clones are banned from game, all effects of their evil are erased
	evil dinosaurus clones
	we go to past wiping L, B, and Dinosaurus into dust so they never exist
	anouncer
	NEW RULE!! This game is getting to complicated! game reset!
	shadow nightmare
	I return from venus and burn calvinball field to ashes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
	L
	!%^$&!%&^$@^%!$#^%#$!&*%($@(%^$(%^@$%^$!*%(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!! IM DYING! I RETURN TO VENUS TO REVIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	spiffy spiff
	I revive everyone imposter L killed and mortaly wound him with my desentigration ray
	spiffy spiff
	the L who just talked is the imposter
	L
	I beat the tar out of dinosaurus, his clones, and my imposter
	dinosaurus clones who were evil and got reserected
	we revive L and beat the @#%! out of bucky
	bucky
	I destroy L with fang and claw and rip all flags to pieces
	dinosaurus
	I reserect anyone the false clones kill
	dinosaurus clone 4
	I warp reality creating satchel bucky and rob
	L
	Starfox is now working with the MA.
	L
	the score is now: MA: 10^6 + o457665378 to L imposter: -king of earth II real dinosaurus :fbgh,hbjkgffgn,hjvkjfkbjhvfbhjfvgg
	L
	I join Starfox and shoot down the Ar-Wings that tried to destroy real me and real b. o457665378 points!
	real dinosaurus clones
	we take point flag and dinosaurus gains fbgh,hbjkgffgn,hjvkjfkbjhvfbhjfvgg points
	dinosaurus
	I destroy clones because those clones were fake
	dinosaurus clones
	we commandeer ar-wings and destroy L and B and anyone with their names
	L
	Cmon-7384 45-November-7384-UltraX-Cmon-IlikeKirby
	L
	Look on Yeetoz, real b.
	legit b
	Seriously it is
	legit b
	(ps this is the real b)
	legit b
	NEW RULE!! i come by the name of legit b
	b
	whos "bs"
	L
	I restrict both bs from any action or statement, allowing b to be free from impersonation. The real b can communicate via a secret code given to Yeetoz.
	b
	i use scuttlebug power teleporting them to earth I
	b
	NEW RULE!! no one can copy L's , b's (my name), and L the II name
	b
	i say Avada Kedavra to the NA killing them
	b
	the score is now: i use the curse of blindness and splash it on NA (noob alliance)
	b
	btw im in 7th grade and i get decent grades (not c d or f)
	b
	L! help me defeat the NA (noob alliance)
	b
	i enchant knockback IV on a wooden stick and wack the noob alliance into my hydraulic press reseting their scores to 0
	b
	the score is now: the people in the noob alliance are: Teo, Moe, rosalyn, mom and ms wormwood
	b
	the b who said "I am highly sorry." is impersonating me
	b
	the b who said "I am highly sorry." is impersonating me
	b
	The fake b will recive 10 months in jail
	b
	HEY i didnt type that SOMEONES impersonating ME (seriously)
	b
	I am highly sorry.
	Teo
	wow, thanks, everybody!
	Moe
	come on, stop swearing!
	rosalyn
	yeah! stop swearing, b!
	hobbes
	no swears
	miss wormwood
	b, you got another c-!
	Moe
	hey b, give me a quarter. Har!
	Teo
	thanks mom
	mom
	NEW RULE!! no-one can say swears
	b
	also i have the smash ultimate flag so i enabled my shield
	b
	*noob alliance
	Teo
	b barely survives my pounce
	Teo
	its me again
	Teo
	NEW RULE!! I make everyone restricted from saying "newbie
	b
	remember kirby's combo in smash ultimate?
	L
	What's a hammer flip?
	dinosaurus clones
	reporting for duty sir dinosaurus!
	dinosaurus
	I get dupicater and duplicate myself 12 times
	b
	the score is now: i jump 80000000 times with 900x speed and darn 1000000 points
	b
	teo gets so dizzy that he must sit down for 3 hours
	b
	i use hammer flip on teo and landed on the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster; he now has to ride the coaster 20 times
	b
	i set the mode to original mode so no extreme superpowers
	b
	well i guess its time for MA (mordon alliance) vs noobie alliance
	b
	who are these newbies?
	susie:
	OH NO IT'S TEO
	Teo
	NEW RULE!! you have to jump 80 times to score a point
	teo
	the score is now: ayky to munky
	teo
	took the goody-goody flag
	L
	I forgive Spiffy Spiff. He is bailed out and will monitored day and night for any more foul play.
	b
	are you sure? you have a low reputation
	spiffy spiff
	i apologize for killing L.
	L
	Thx b
	b
	spiffy spiff will rejoin the MA after prison, thats his last strike
	b
	the score is now: spiffy spiff's rank is demoted to prisoner
	b
	i revive L
	b
	spiffy spiff is now in prison for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years for killing L
	spiffy spiff
	i turn on all other teamates and use my death ray blaster and kill L.
	Announcer
	btw MA stands for mordon alliance
	Announcer
	L's duplicates name's were changed to Example: S (stupendous) \| L2
	Announcer
	the score is now: L gained the hero flag
	L
	I resurrect my former duplicates and they turn into Stupendous Tigers.
	L
	I use Stupendous Void to trap L imposter in hell permanently.
	L
	MA and I gain back everything.
	L
	Btw I Final Smashed L imp back into hell before so he is back in hell, and I have the red flag.
	L
	I use PK Starstorm to destroy any future duplicates of L imposter.
	L
	Since L imposter is in hell, his duplicates catch on fire and burn to ashes. I use their ashes to restrengthen myself.
	L imposter
	L doesn't have the power to trasformigify, use his time machine, use scuttlebug power and even talk at all
	L imposter
	1000 of my duplicates are spraying weakening powder on L and beating him up
	L imposter
	*500001 imposters
	L imposter
	there are now 500000 duplicates so now 500000 imposters remain
	Announcer
	L imposter has the red flag
	Announcer
	the most powerful flag (even more powerful than the god flag) is the red flag made out of a red pillowcase and a stick, it is powerful because it is the original and the first flag created by calvinball
	L imposter
	they are now hunting for more flags
	L imposter
	there are now 435986 duplicates
	L imposter
	i make L imposter verson 883, 993, 1378, 2359, and 8674 to guard my side
	L imposter
	i create 1000 more duplicators and my duplicators create more duplicates
	L imposter
	i transform into a demon and suck all L's energy, now he is all alone, cant time travel, cant call for help or even fight!
	L imposter
	i silence the MA to talk for ever, now you need to talk by tapping in morse
	L imposter
	using L's stolen scuttlebug power i transport L's prison to space!
	L imposter
	i time travel use weakening power on L tj\hen beat him up
	L imposter
	btw i revive my duplicates
	L imposter
	remember i said i took away )everything) from you L?
	L imposter
	my duplicates attack L and his team while i dump water on the flame wall and escape from hell
	L
	We should all have attack powers to defeat enemies amirite?
	L
	My ability to talk is back and the MA's things are revived!
	L
	...L imposter was The Imposter. 0 Imposters remain.
	L
	the score is now: MA: 10^6 to L imposter: -king of earth II
	L
	My Flame Wall prevents L imposter from escaping Hell.
	L
	I smash L imposter w/ the 2x Calvinball in the Negative Zone. All scores now have reversed +/-ive.
	b
	the score is now: everyone in MA has the god power flag
	b
	i reclaim my flags and banish L imposter to hell
	L
	I destroy L imposter's duplicates via Ultima Laser.
	L imposter
	the score is now: MA: -10^6 to L imposter: king of earth II
	L
	asks b for help in mose code
	L imposter
	my duplicates are protecting your prison
	L imposter
	NEW RULE!! since L is Mr. smart, his ability t talk is nulled and all the rules L and the MA did are nulled and void
	L
	I use Mach Tornado on L imposter, defeating him!
	L imposter
	NEW RULE!! to talk, you need to talk in morse code or binary
	L
	I create another time machine and time travel back, stopping L imposter!
	L imposter
	there, i make another calvinball zone and take away their abilities to post
	L imposter
	NEW RULE!! i strip the MA's powers then lock the alliance in the Mariana trench prison
	L imposter
	now the MA is stuck in the calvinball zone for infinite years
	L imposter
	i soon place calvinballs around the MA then place the calvinball flag next to the circle of calvinballs
	L imposter
	*the calvinball tagout ritual
	L imposter
	i then preform the calvin tagout ritual
	L imposter
	i soon duplicate my self and the calvinball and the calvinball flag a
	L imposter
	i soon duplicate my self and the calvinball and the calvinball flag a
	L imposter
	btw im the evil duplicate of L
	L imposter
	I become the scoremaster and take away 10^13 points away from the MA
	L imposter
	I steal all of MA's flags
	L imposter
	i also disable L's ability to transformigafy and to time travel and takes away his scuttlebug power and gives it all to me
	L imposter
	i also disable L's ability to transformigafy and to time travel and takes away his scuttlebug power and gives it all to me
	L imposter
	hahahaha! i am just as smart as L so I tag everyone with the calvinball flag
	b
	i accidentally leaned on my trackpad
	b
	sorry i said the same thing multiple times
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	we also have the calvinball flag
	b
	report of all the flags MA has: king flag, co king flag, wordmaster flag, kudos flag, Supreme dictator flag, explorer flag, duplicator flag, golden flag, Star cleric flag, the platinum flag, the flag flag, red flag (original) and the flagmaster flag
	b
	NEW RULE!! scores come in ranks not letters, words or numbers
	b
	the score is now: Stupendous Axolotl is now ranked AFK
	b
	can I be ranked kudomaster L?
	b
	the score is now: the following players are kudomasters: L, L the II
	b
	the score is now: the following players are rankmasters: Ho hum calvin, L, L the II, and b - b5
	b
	the score is now: dinosaurs is ranked scorekeeper
	b
	b - b5, Ho hum calvin, L the II have come back from exploring
	dinosaurus
	the score is now: dinosaurus has googlyhanmia points
	b
	oops i said the same thing twice
	b
	the score is now: the following players are RHM (right hand man(co king): L the II
	b
	the score is now: the following players are RHM (right hand man(co king): L the II
	L the II
	i am one of L's duplicates that survived
	status check
	ho hum calvin (spiffy spiff), b - b5, L the II are exploring for 8 hours
	status check
	ho hum calvin (spiffy spiff), b - b5, L the II are exploring for 8 hours
	status check
	L the II is exploring with b - b5
	status check
	L and Spiffy spiff is in the lounge taking a break for 3 hours
	status check
	b - b5 exploring for 5 minutes
	status check
	(im NOT A PLAYER i am created by b to check what we are doing)
	b
	NEW RULE!! b - b5 exploring for 2 minutes
	b5
	b5 reporting for duty
	b4
	b4 reporting for duty
	b3
	b3 reporting for duty
	b2
	NEW RULE!! i change my name to b2
	b1
	b2 reporting for duty
	b
	i get L's old duplicator and use it to explore earth II (the planet we're on)
	b
	the score is now: the following players are rulemakers: hobsfan333333
	b
	NEW RULE!! hobsfan is now a rule maker
	b
	the score is now: 1st place: L second: place: L the II, b third place: spiffy spiff
	b
	the score is now: the following people are PLAYERS (their rank will change if b (me) or L gives you a rank): hobsfan333333
	b
	the score is now: the following people are wordmasters: L
	b
	the score is now: L has a excellent choice of words to weave him out of difficult situations so he now has another rank of wordmaster
	b
	the score is now: the following players are powerless: lol, calvin, a vegan, Dues
	b
	the score is now: the following players are Supreme Dictators: Spiffy spiff
	b
	the score is now: the following players are co-kings: b
	b
	he following players are Star Clerics: L and Stupendous Axolotl
	b
	The following players are Clerics: Arvax
	b
	the score is now: the following players are scoremasters: L, b, L the II
	b
	a vegan needs to run in the baseball zone and run all four bases or he/she will be in timeout untilm10:00 EST
	b
	a vegan is now getting splashed with water ballons
	a vegan
	hey thats not fair
	hobsfan333333
	New rule: If a player does not like cake, he will be hit by water balloons during all events.
	hobsfan333333
	i dont know what to put here
	Super Calvin
	Ho Hum calvin turns into Super Calvin and creates an explosion, erasing lol from existance!
	Ho Hum Calvin
	I eat the legendary glop and begin a transformation! (p.s this is spiffy spiff.)
	b
	i summon a mini godzilla protecting lol's jail cell
	b
	me and L destroyed lol's flag and now he has to start over respawning 10000 miles away from us
	b
	L had the calvinball all along so lol did an illegal move so lol is now sentenced to jail for 2 minuted
	b
	NEW RULE!! if you dont tag people correctly, you get a penalty
	b
	the score is now: MA: Z to lol: B-
	b
	oops i said the same thing twice
	b
	as a plenty, lol must be splashed with 5 giant water ballons
	b
	as a plenty, lol must be splashed with 5 giant water ballons
	b
	lol also did not have the calvinball when tagging and missed major wickets
	b
	wow sad
	L
	I tag lol with the Calvinball in the Rope Zone. He now has to tie himself to a chair.
	lol
	get tagged
	lol
	Run to The flag
	b
	what do we do now
	l
	Yaay we won.
	b
	break time
	b
	the score is now: Calvin: (dead) to MA (mordon alliance): powerful
	L the II
	please dont take points from me
	L the II
	a little too gorey there?
	L the II
	i pounce on calvin and rip his organs out
	L
	I grab Calvin and plummet back down to Earth, striking him on the ground! As his army of guards comes to attack me, the shockwave blasts them into orbit.
	L
	I transform into S T U P E N D O U S T I G E R and jump into battle against Calvin!
	L
	the score is now: Mordon Alliance: 4ABC + 4000000000 Calvin: Y
	L
	L the II, help!!!
	L
	I free this part of the universe from Calvin's grasp and build an intergalactic army!
	L
	I nuke the moon.
	L
	I use Scuttlebug Power to teleport Calvin to the moon!
	L
	I transmogrify myself into a light particle and travel to the alphabet planet.
	b
	I free everyone from the prison and we plan to destroy Calvin
	b
	the score is now: Calvin's score is reset to Z (bc he still has a planet)
	b
	i hit the guards, killing myself then i respawn back on earth where Calvin left his flag and I eat it; taking ALL of Calvin's power away
	Calvin
	i also destroy the planets your allied with
	Calvin
	i steal the king's flag and eat it making me more powerful than thanos
	Calvin
	all your prisons are on the moon so you cant break out
	Calvin
	i hire 1000000 security guards in each cage resetting all your scores to -100
	b
	calls L
	Calvin
	i soon lock L and his alliance in jail for 10^13 years and destroy all of the alliance’s power ups special abilities EVERYTHING etc. making me the most powerful man in the universe
	Calvin
	the score is now: L's score is reduced to A he is powerless
	Calvin
	I took over you part of the universe
	Calvin
	i nuke you pathetic little alliance and move to a planet 10 light years away
	Calvin
	i soon play cowboys with L and shoot him down; making L the II king
	Calvin
	the score is now: Calvin the evil king
	Announcer
	Calvin soon got bored of waiting and is now stealing from us and taking your kudos
	L the II
	can he L?
	L the II
	let me ask my leader, L
	Calvin
	ROLE REQUEST : can i travel to mars?
	L the II
	with careful planning and preparation, L and me made a peace treaty to the alphabet plannet
	b
	the score is now: all the players: B : AL (alliance leader) spiffy spiff: AL (alliance leader) L the II: RHM (right hand man) L: AK (alliance king)
	b
	lets just focus on establishing stuff/things on the Mordon alliance
	b
	calvinball came to a halt because there are no enemies
	L
	Rank: Co-King Team: Mordon Alliance Score: 1ABC + 100000000 Awards: Kudos Giver Award
	b
	i need to go back to school
	b
	L already has the kudos giver award (he earned it months ago)
	L
	Okay let me give my stats:
	L
	I'm saying "Y"!
	b
	Y yes obviously
	b
	if you do you earn the kudos giver award
	b
	NEW RULE!! say Y if you are in the calvin and hobbes wiki
	L
	the score is now: Mordon Alliance: 5ABC + 5000000000
	spiffy spiff
	i award everyone 1000000000 points if they have been yeetozed from the calvin and hobbes wiki
	L
	I replied to Yeetoz.. which one of you is him?
	b
	me i did
	L
	Who got here via Yeetoz in the Calvin and Hobbes Fandom?
	L
	You are now a member of the four-person Mordon Alliance.
	L
	Good thx!
	spiffy spiff
	how are y'all?
	L
	Do any of you have friends who like Calvin and Hobbes?
	L
	If only we had a team to play against.
	L
	Yeah maybe the Mordon Alliance then.
	L the II
	yeah ok
	L
	Team Lb?
	b
	ok that sounds fine
	L the II
	our power level is high/max
	L
	What about the Mordon Alliance?
	b
	we have no enemies so our alliance is considered neutral
	L
	Idk, we were originally Co-Kings, but we need something cooler.
	L the II
	the score is now: B: 1 to L: 1Z (king) L the II: 1rhm (right hand man to spiffy spiff: 1SD (supreme dictator)
	L the II
	WE are the most powerful team in calvinball; our score was changed to 1 as in rank 1
	b
	what shall we name our alliance ?
	b
	ok thanks for giving me forgiveness
	L
	GG b. If you intend to return as a co-king within our alliance, I will give you 26 kudos.
	b
	i got so depressed that i quit the game GG L
	L
	I deem I, L the II, Calvin, and spiffy spiff vote on whether or not we wage war against b.
	L
	The following players are Co-Kings: L, L the II, Calvin, spiffy spiff
	L the II
	Calvin is now third hand man
	Calvin
	yay ty
	L
	I deem Calvin part of my alliance.
	L the II
	i need afk
	L the II
	thank you L
	L
	The following players are Depressed: b
	Calvin
	hello L! can i be part of your alliance too?
	L
	I give L the II 26 Kudos, which bring his score to Z and make him co-king in lieu of abrupt le.
	L the II
	as L's right hand man (undecided) we move and conquer a planet and become supreme leaders
	L
	B's rank is now Depressed.
	L
	The alphabet planet and I wage war against b.
	L the II
	oh nvm
	L the II
	b's powers were stripped and L gains 10 letters; his score is J
	L
	The alphabet planet attacks b. My score, rank, possessions, and trust are reclaimed and b's score is now -Z.
	abrupt le
	the score is now: abruptle: N/A to spiffy spiff: Z (co-king) to B: Zabc (KING)
	L
	Using Scuttlebug power, I summon another time machine and time travel back. I then nuke the alphabet planet and tell them it was b.
	abrupt le
	i left the game making @spiffy spiff the co king (Z)
	b
	L's only hope is to travel to another planet like i did, but he has $0 and -20 points so he cant build a rocket but he can still steal
	b
	(hint hint)
	b
	L tries to become king again but gets tagged by the calvinball by me
	b
	the score is now: spiffy spiff's score is: Supreme Dictator who decides if L should remain powerless or king
	b
	the score is now: B: noob to B: Zabc KING to abrupt le: Z (co-king)
	b
	everything L owns is nulled into obscurity his score is reset to noob
	b
	L lost his trust and now cant talk his way out of things etc.
	b
	i destroyed L's time machine
	b
	the score is now: L: 0sr to B: Zabc(king) to abrupt le: Z(co-king
	b
	i go to alphabet planet, become king there and tell propaganda about L's leadership then strip his powers
	L
	the score is now: L: Z(co-king) abrupt le: Z(co-king) spiffy spiff: Z(co-king) b:0
	L
	I am co-king again and b is a street rat.
	L
	I give the snow goons an inspiring speech and they attack b.
	L
	I use the time machine to go back in time and hit b.
	b
	the score is now: Z to A
	b
	i become king with my score Z for taking your flag
	b
	well i summoned 1 billion snow goons and took L's flag and now he is demoted to street rat
	b
	grrrrrrrr why
	spiffy spiff
	i use the supreme dictator for life flag and 10000000000000000000000000 points!
	L
	The following players are Co-Kings: L, abrupt le, spiffy spiff
	L
	The following players are Overlords: b
	L
	The following players are Star Clerics:Stupendous Axolotl
	L
	The following players are Clerics: Arvax
	L
	The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET
	L
	the score is now: L: Z(co-king) b:0 abrupt le: Z(co-king)
	L
	By the way, I redirected spiffy spiff's zogwargs to b so I am still king (that is, co-king).
	L
	I share my rule and score rights with abrupt le, bumping their points up to Z and making them co-king.
	L
	the score is now: L: Z(king) b:0 abrupt le: Y
	L
	b has run out of time. I now have their points.
	abrupt le
	L can only make rules and keep score
	abrupt le
	L is demoted to Overlord because he got attacked
	abrupt le
	spiffy spiff's zogwargs were returned to L
	abrupt le
	the score is now: everyones score is reset to: Z0(king -- L) to Y(-20 - L)
	abrupt le
	NEW RULE!! if you are king then you can make/declare any calvinball rule
	abrupt le
	the score is now: Z(king) to Y-20
	abrupt le
	@spiffy spiff you cant harm me i am the referee
	abrupt le
	the score is now: Z to Y ... L is king for 5 hours
	b
	NOOOOO I WAS IN SCHOOL WHY L
	spiffy spiff
	i send an army of zogwargs to abrupt le. he has to find the emergency jetpack and miss a turn.
	L
	Due to zone alteration b is kicked out of the No Calvinball zone and into the Pernicious Poem Place. They have to conduct and perform 2 pernicious poems in the next 5 minutes or else I take their points. It is now 10:55am.
	L
	the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 + (dinosaurus)
	abrupt le
	the score is now: Y to Y
	abrupt le
	b gains a letter for his hard work
	b
	ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA there i sung it
	abrupt le
	NEW RULE!! in order to gain a letter you need to hit a golf ball into a wiket
	abrupt le
	if dues joins the game wehn it restarts then he will start at -5 points
	abrupt le
	dues is banned for interupting mid game
	Dues
	i joined the game
	abrupt le
	even worse he went in the oppsite area zone and now must say the abcs backwards
	abrupt le
	b tramples in the abc zone and now must recite the abs
	abrupt le
	the score is now: Y to X
	abrupt le
	L steals Stupendous Manz flag and gains a letter
	b
	finally i got my points back
	abrupt le
	the score is now: X to Xc
	abrupt le
	maybe i can
	b
	HEY YOU CANT DO THAT
	abrupt le
	b isnt the admin of the game and violated the game privliges his score gets set back 3 points
	b
	the score is now: b's score is tied with l's
	abrupt le
	im a referee so you cant take points from me, make me sing poems, violate me, hurt me in any way or all that
	abrupt le
	the score is now: X to 49
	abrupt le
	the score is now: L is unstoppable ; if his score gets to Z then he is the king/leader
	abrupt le
	b missed a wicket and doesn't get full credit for his score
	Stupendous Manz
	dinosuars now is in the waiting room for getting violated, that is his strike one lmafo
	Moe
	b is getting beatin up in the moe zone i steal his flag and his score is resent to A0
	b
	im in the anti calvinball zone (you cant tag me out losers)
	b
	i now have a snow goon protecting my base
	b
	the score is now: W to 0
	b
	the score is now: @L stole the points of @dinosaurs' points (L is in the lead)
	b
	@dinosuars points are reset to @L's rule
	M A D
	NEW RULE!! every ones flag is surrounded by the pretentious poem place BE CAREFUL!!
	L
	You cannot null everything due to my previous rule. I steal your points and time machine for violating the rule.
	dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! reset to new game, all things nulled
	gfg
	NEW RULE!! you must now complete breath of the wild in 1 second
	hbry
	NEW RULE!! players must lose all points the vomit then do the chicken dance on youtube and post a link to it
	hobbes
	i summon the killer bycicle! everyone has to skip a turn to run away!
	hobbes
	I use the time traveler. i avoid all attacks for 5 turns!
	hobbes
	i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points
	hobbes
	i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points
	hobbes
	you do 3 jumping jacks and shake off the points to me!
	hobbes
	NEW RULE!! everyone has to change their profile to mine!
	gvena
	NEW RULE!! all players must enter invisible sector or lose oogy points
	dinosaurus
	get bonus box get boogy + oogy + arger points
	dinosaurus
	NEW RULE!! game reset
	Calvin
	the score is now: calvin wins with arger points
	eriuknhdffdhjdfs
	NEW RULE!! all points nulled
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! go to babysitter zone stop playing
	v ndf
	NEW RULE!! all points go to me
	Calvin
	lose point flag each player loses arger points
	OPULENT MAN
	touch all with no flag mask players must remove mask
	Calvin
	take bonus box
	Stupendous Man+
	NEW RULE!! All players travel to stupendous man zone and get mauled by stupendous man
	Calvinasaur EX++
	NEW RULE!! Attacked by bloodsucking freak in closet zone
	stinkhead
	run to the end of the field
	Verse
	NEW RULE!! time travel zone -- get eaten by dinos
	ADMIN
	NEW RULE!! GAME RESTARTED
	ADMIN
	the score is now: hobbes wins with Noah's flag in hobbes's zone (hobbes score: Z+winner)
	Noah
	the score is now: CAT-A(-1) to A+2(2) to -w(boogy + Q)
	Hobbs
	Moe got trampled in the homicidal jungle cat zone his score is CAT-A(-1)
	M A D
	lol i meant fly
	M A D
	NEW RULE!! wings! -- run to your roof in 10 seconds or your score is reset to A-1(-0)
	Bill waterson
	the score is now: A to a-1(-A) to boogy + Q
	Bill waterson
	Spiff236's score. was reset to A (got tagged by the calvinball lmafo)
	Hobbs II
	NEW RULE!! chore zone -- do a chore and give up your flag (merged with the invisible sector-double trouble!)
	spiff236
	the score is now: A to Q to o509927-6
	Hobbs
	NEW RULE!! Homicidal Jungle cat zone -- get d e s t r o i e d by me :)
	Hobbs
	NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A
	Hobbs
	NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A
	Stupendous Manz
	the score is now: boogy to 12Q
	Stupendous Manz
	i found the flag
	Stupendous Manz
	Stupendous man will help you find the other team's flag with stupendous speed
	Moe
	go in the moe zone and get bullied for 5 seconds
	b
	NEW RULE!! flag is now invisible (you trampled in the invisible sector)
	b
	retrieve flag at the vortex zone
	b
	NEW RULE!! go to mars
	b
	the score is now: Q
	zhang lu
	flag play
	zhang lu
	flag play
	zhang lu
	flag play
	ffxcytgcvr
	I eat a frozen chicken finger with mayonnaise and sriracha so I can leave the tree in the subtraction-4478 zone and go to the might-free-this zone
	Noah
	the score is now: boogy
	TheFinalCountdown
	NEW RULE!! Everyone has wings now. Everybody run to a tree
	TheFinalCountdown
	I HAVE A JAR OF BEES AND I'M ON THE WARPATH, EVERYONE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY
	test
	hit the ball while running
	sds
	chasing the moon while running around the beach
	BBM405
	Go study
	furkannnn
	go bed
	CAPTAIN NAPALM JR
	NEW ITEM THE BIBBLY FLAG
	CAPTAIN NAPALM JR
	NEW RULE!! IF SOMEONE SCORES A POINT WHILE THE BONUS BOX IS FOUND THEIR SCORE GOES TO AGA BAGA
	boo
	the score is now: 5
	L
	The following players are Star Clerics: L and Stupendous Axolotl
	L
	The following players are Clerics: Arvax
	L
	The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET
	L
	NEW RULE!! Players are split into three ranks: Temps, Clerics, and Star Clerics.
	L
	the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet,Arvax, and S**Y YEET:0
	L
	As a Star cleric, I steal Arvax's 500 points!
	L
	NEW RULE!! Star Clerics can steal normal clerics' points!
	hi
	stealing things
	Arvax
	i am a cleric, so i turn gross (who becomes undead as a penalty),and gain the said points
	G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy Girls)
	falls into blue wicket zone, and recites a poem I fell into a bad zone, for that I'm very sorry. I should get eaten at some kind of safari. Any kind of punishment will do, for touching the very evil blue.
	IStoleYourWicket
	NEW RULE!! You Have To Wet Your Bed Upon Losing 10000 Points A Round
	Arvax
	NEW RULE!! Clerics may gain 500 points after turning undead, and gain the calvinball
	L
	the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET:0
	L
	Stupendous Axolotl loses 2000 points for violating his own rule! The rule is null and void, and everyone who violated it gets their points back.
	Stupendous Axolotl
	the score is now: Kazim, L, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET -1000 for disobeying my you must type with spaces between the letters
	kazim
	hobbes jump to bonus box
	L
	Dumb loser is tied to the back of a deranged horse because of vulgarity.
	mad dad
	the score is now: oogy to boogy
	Calvin
	whats going on?!?!?!?!?
	CALVIN
	``I KILL MY MOM`` AND GET HOBBES
	dumb loser
	f**k your face calvin that makes calvin tell his mom and mom kills hobbes
	YEET!!
	NEW RULE!! no more typing like t h i s
	dumb loser
	NEW RULE!! Hobbes automatically dies
	dumb loser
	NEW RULE!! the rule is only calvin gets points
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! no school for one billion years!!!!
	sexy goat
	NEW RULE!! sexy yeet
	L
	the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -2000 + Crusty Pie-Rate
	L
	S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l l o s e s 1000 p o i n t s b e c a u s e t h e y v i o l a t e d t h e i r o w n r u l e !
	L
	NEW RULE!! I f y o u a r e s t a t i n g t h e s c o r e y o u d o n o t h a v e t o t y p e l i k e t h i s !
	L
	I a m p u t a t e S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l ' s a r m t o r e p l a c e m i n e !
	L
	I g e t m y p o i n t s b a c k b e c a u s e f a t a l a c t u a l l y m e a n s w h o e v e r v i o l a t e s t h e r u l e g e t s -1000!
	Spaceman Axolotl
	L ' s l e f t a r m e x p l o d e s
	Spaceman Axolotl
	the score is now: Crusty Pie-rate
	Spaceman Axolotl
	L are you there?
	Spaceman Axolotl
	the score is now: L = -1000 as his rule was fatal!
	Spaceman Axolotl
	I re-steal L's flag!
	Spaceman Axolotl
	" H e r e ' s t h e ' V e r y S o r r y S o n g g .' W o n ' t y o u h e l p a n d s i n g a l o n g g?" " B u m b u m b u m " " I b l e w i t !" " H e ' s s o r r y !" "I k n e w i t ! " " S o s o r r y !" " I ' m v e r y v e r y s o r r y t h a t I t o o k y o u r p r e c i o u s f l a a g g g !" " J u s t d o n ' t d o i t a n y m o r e , y o u s c u r v y s c a l a w a a g g g!"
	Spaceman Axolotl
	W h o o p s !
	Spaceman Axolotl
	I reflect a Frap Ray to L!
	Spaceman Axolotl
	I b e c o m e s p a c e m a n a x o l o t l
	Stupendous Axolotl
	NEW RULE!! Everyone has to type with spaces between each letter!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	You loose the carpets as you have no mask!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	the score is now: Noogie to Floogie to Goonie
	L
	I challenge Stupendous Axolotl to a one-on-one battle! Winner gets 4583388754853484^43789363 points! If Stupendous Axolotl declines or doesn't respond, I get to throw them into a river!
	L
	I steal my flag back!
	L
	Stupendous Axolotl's score count is unjustified, therefore I take back my previous points and give him/her -1000 points.
	Stupendous Axolotl
	NEW RULE!! Anyone without an Avatar with mask looses the Carpets!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	I Capture L's Flag!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	the score is now: L = -1000
	Stupendous Axolotl
	NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it is Fatal!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	NEW RULE!! ROSALYN IS FIRED!
	stupendous man
	not on my watch!
	rosie
	NEW RULE!! bed time!
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team
	susie
	NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team
	L
	logs in
	L
	the score is now: Stupendous Axolotl - 0
	L
	All of Stupendous Axolotl's actions are null and void because he violated my previous rule that no new games may be started unless insaner allows it.
	doofenswag
	the score is now: no points for Stupendous Axolotl
	LOLZ
	NEW RULE!! get loled
	Calvins mom
	its bed time!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	Game Start! I place the wickets in their positions
	Stupendous Axolotl
	I use my flag to whack the moonstone and claim it's flag!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	I Rocket to the Wickets and go to the Moonstone
	Stupendous Axolotl
	NEW RULE!! The Wickets are guarding a moonstone
	Stupendous Axolotl
	Game Ended, dinner time was called by dad
	Stupendous Axolotl
	Oh No! The Phantasmatron destroyed my duplicates!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	the score is now: space wickets to cardboard boxes
	Stupendous Axolotl
	I use the duplicator to overwhelm the tiger team
	doofenswag
	NEW RULE!! Stupendous Axolotl I In Space With The Wickets!
	Calvins dad
	Calvin's dad calls for dinner
	Calvin
	I transmogrify into a worm than steal a sandwich from susie
	HOBBES
	THE BRAT IS DOWN!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	NEW RULE!! All Wickets are in outer space
	Stupendous Axolotl
	the score is now: now 4 carpets to 7 books!
	Stupendous Axolotl
	I transmogrify into a tiger to sneak the tiger team's flag!
	L
	the score is now: L - 25^143568734534875843
	L
	Again, Super player, waiting for you!
	L
	the score is now: L - 25^100000000000000000000000
	L
	Because the scoring is A-Z and 1-25, my equivalent score is 25^143568734534875843
	L
	I use the time machine to travel back to the other game. I push myself into the Steal Zone and hit him withe the calvinball, stealing all his points. I travel back to this time.
	L
	Oops, I didn't realize the scores were reset. Hang on.
	L
	Super player, I challenge you to a one-on-one battle! Loser has to do everything the winner says for ALL CALVINBALL ETERNITY!
	L
	NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it!
	L
	the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) + (var=cah) + (var=hobes) + (var=rando)
	Old Man
	the score is now: 10
	L
	I hit cah, rando, and hobes with the Calvinball. The Triple Deluxe principle allows me to drain their points and take them for myself.
	L
	It's been a while!
	hmm
	NEW RULE!! Everyone has to keep one eye closed
	Super player
	the score is now: I have four zoogys(one zoogy is 5 points) and four moogys(one moogy is one point).
	Super player
	I touch my flag!
	Super player
	Whoever takes my flag will have one zoogy
	ayo
	NEW RULE!! all players move in slow motion for 15 seconds!
	Guy2
	and steals the flag
	Guy2
	Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!"
	Guy2
	Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag
	Calvin
	Hops backwards twice and starts moving, hops over fence and steels Cah's flag
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! You must hop backwards twice before moving
	madhav
	the score is now: the score is 10000000000000000000000000000 to -10000000000000000000000000000
	madhav
	NEW RULE!! must say the very sorry song when you get hit by the ball
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! You can't reset the score!
	ThePowiester
	NEW RULE!! All rules and scores are reset because the apoclypse!
	cah
	I got a flag!
	cah
	NEW RULE!! you must jump on a rock.
	cah
	50+50=100, 100-500=400!
	cah
	the answer is 400
	rando
	25 were different colors
	hobes
	400 were different colors
	cah
	NEW RULE!! if carl from up had 500 ballons, 50 were red, and fifty were green, how many were different colors? solve for a point!
	rando
	im sorry guys
	Super player
	I use transmogrifier gun to transform into bactery. i stole my flag again!
	hobes
	why did it say that like ten times
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	hobes
	i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
	cah
	glaxoid and nebular carry away the superr player flag!
	Super player
	I use rewind ability to dodge your touch!
	cah
	I pole- vault to get the super player flag and I touch him! I have 12!
	Super player
	Yes. Rando is creepy
	cah
	actualy, 11
	cah
	I say 15
	cah
	you must put a estimate for how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
	cah
	rando's flag is out!it can be touched to another player for absolutely nothing.
	hobes
	if you think randos creepy say "i do"
	Super player
	Hi man
	cah
	I create the HORRENDOUS SPACE KABLOOIE!
	rando
	nevermind bye im never playing again
	hobes
	the score is now: kanoogy to baloonagoey to rando loses
	cah
	rando, this is getting really annoying. we've told you why we won't tell you our ages. it's because we CARE ABOUT OURSELVES, NOT ABOUT SOME OTHER GUY WHO WANTS TO BE US!!!!
	hobes
	i get a point
	cah
	google "askew" to get a point!
	rando
	i want your guyses real names
	Super player
	I win the game!
	Super player
	I am using a portal gun to bring you all back to the Ice Age.
	Super player
	This update takes me back in time
	Super player
	I'm getting an upgrade to my portal gun.
	Super player
	I buy battery to my portal gun
	Super player
	I beat you and i take your money
	cah
	NEW RULE!! everybody has to DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY.
	newbie
	why does rando want our names? that's creepy.
	cah
	the nuke flag is out! you go back to a if your touched!
	hobes
	bruh its cuz they dont want their identity stolen
	rando
	dont make friends online they dont even tell you their age
	newbie
	just kidding.I'll be your friend with or without a train.
	newbie
	NEW RULE!! I will be your friend, if you have a train.
	newbie
	a train runs cah over!
	hobes
	will anyone be my online friend
	cah
	is it portal, or portal gun?
	newbie
	I like trains
	cah
	newbie, the scoring is a-z, and 1-25, ok? go out of the letters, and into the numbers.
	Super player
	PS In Poland is 21.12.
	Super player
	Good night!
	Super player
	This comic book I made myself
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! If you can guess the name of my first comic, you'll find me, calvinball, and my flag
	Super player
	I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again.
	Super player
	I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again.
	Super player
	the score is now: I give the newbie one zoogy as a gift
	Super player
	I use portal gun to teleport to calvinball. I stole calvinball! I have another moogy!
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! The score from the previous match counts!
	Super player
	Create your own scoring, newbie. I am in comic book of my own creation.
	newbie
	hey, whats the scoring? I want to join.
	cah
	NEW RULE!! everybody with a dog must pet it!
	cah
	why do you want to know more about me?
	cah
	the super player flag is out! tap super player to imediatley go to 12!
	rando
	it matters cuz i want to know more about you
	cah
	why do you want my age? what does it matter to you?
	cah
	NEW RULE!! or age.
	rando
	plz erbody tell me your age
	cah
	NEW RULE!! if anyone asks what somebody's name is, they lose a point.
	cah
	the score is now: the score is c-b-a-a, super player. we changed games, and therefor changed scores. I explained the scores before.
	rando
	why did you not tell me your age cah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	cah
	NEW RULE!! if a calvinball is stolen, a point is automatically given!
	Super player
	the score is now: I have two zoogys and two moogys!
	Super player
	the score is now: I get moogy for every player who didn't use Stupendous Man power.
	Super player
	the score is now: Rando & Hobes: 0 moogys
	Super player
	the score is now: Super player: One zoogy and four moogys. Cah: One zoogy and one moogy
	Super player
	Another moogy for me
	Super player
	I'm the only calvinball player who can move. I'm winning the game!
	Super player
	the score is now: Cah have one zoogy in a gift, because he is the oldest calvinball player ever!
	Super player
	the score is now: One more moogy for me!
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! I am the best calvinball player ever!
	Super player
	I am taking you all captive
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! I freeze you all! You cannot move until the end of the game!
	Super player
	One zoogy is five moogys
	Super player
	One zoogy is five moogys
	Super player
	the score is now: I have one zoogy and two moogys. Cah have one moogy, because he win the game. Rando and Hobes have 0 points!
	Super player
	I use Stupendous Man power to defeat Cah, Rando and Hobes!
	Super player
	OK, you're right. Sorry.
	cah
	super player, I guessed poland! look back!
	cah
	I have fallen into a creativitiy area! you create my punishment!
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! Everybody must use Stupendous man power somewhere in game!
	Super player
	New game started
	Super player
	The flag is in my house!
	Super player
	I gave you a hint
	Super player
	You didn't find flag! I win! The flag is in the Poland
	cah
	NEW RULE!! everyone must use the spaceman spiff at some point in the game!
	cah
	the score is now: it is c to b to a.
	cah
	I am bonked by hobes!
	cah
	sorry rando. I thought you were going to be some creepy stalker.
	cah
	rando is bonked! I am at c!
	rando
	ok thendont tell me your age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	cah
	and, if you decipher my code, you will find my actual age.
	rando
	i dont read calvin and hobbes
	cah
	I won't tell you my age because I don't want somebody to steal my identity!
	cah
	I got the idea from calvin and hobbes.
	rando
	whyyyyy wont you tell me your age
	cah
	ok. here is my age, but it is coded: 829,567 500,000,00012 829,567 400,8293/4 829,567 3,000,000,000.
	rando
	your real age
	cah
	rando, I am 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old.
	cah
	by the way, rando, I thought sum was a mean person. I misread your comment. hobes gets bonked! I now have b!
	rando
	hey cah how old are you
	cah
	the scoring will be: from a-z, and 1-25. once you get out of numbers, you go into letters.
	hobes
	oh dang it
	hobes
	GOT THE VICTOREOUM FLAG!! I WIN!
	cah
	actually-there is no victorium flag. just get to 25 before everyone else.
	hobes
	hello people
	rando
	sum means something i had something going on around me
	cah
	this is the victoreum flag. get it, and you win. the calvinball sabotages players, so act quickly!
	cah
	all scores are reset! new game starts!
	cah
	I don't know who this sum is, but he seems a bit mean. It's probably going to be obvious.
	cah
	hobes found the winner's flag! he wins!
	rando
	what do you mean who's sums
	cah
	is it in the leaning tower of pisa?
	cah
	just a quick question-whose sums?
	cah
	thanks, rando.
	cah
	so, can we just forget about that?
	hobes
	so we all made up? right?
	rando
	im sorry cah
	rando
	its ok i was just mad about sum going on around me and i came here and blew up
	cah
	hi, rando. sorry I was a bit mean, with the score and everything. I'm just sensitive to criticism.
	cah
	did you hide it in the gutter?
	rando
	you thought you could get rid of me
	hobes
	FOUND THE WINNERS FLAG!!!!!!!!
	cah
	wait a minute- did you hide the flag in poland?
	cah
	NEW RULE!! the winner's flag cannot move around!
	cah
	is it in the water barrell?
	cah
	NEW RULE!! calvin's flag is the winners flag! if nobody finds it, you win super player! but if somebody finds it, they win. please choose a location from house in your head to hide it.
	Super player
	calvin's flag is safe somewhere in the world! If you find me, you find calvin's flag
	Super player
	the score is now: I have 6 moogy's. It's 1 zoogy and one moogy.
	Super player
	(gasps)
	Super player
	You know i'm from Poland?
	Super player
	I am a thief. i rob moogy from all players
	Zora
	Go to the swimming pool on 38 seconds!
	cah
	rando has now suffered a groin shot like he did to calvin
	cah
	rando's flag has been stolen! his last point is down! rando has lost.
	cah
	NEW RULE!! rando is sent to kick-a-back zone! he losses his oogy, and is now y, the lowest score!
	hobes
	i wish you could ban people, your rude rando
	rando
	cah makes stupid rules
	kptjboof
	NEW RULE!! veryone not playing calvinball must dance a jig
	cah
	the winners' flag is out! grab it, hide it, make sure players don't get it for 10 minutes, and win!
	cah
	the score is now: cah has moogy, hobes has oogy, and super player has oogy.
	cah
	hobes' flag is stolen! one point deducted from hobes!
	cah
	the lucky badminton birdie is out! catch it for a point!
	cah
	the score is now: moogy is gifted to all people EXCEPT super player.
	cah
	the earthquake zone causes hobes to shake involuntarily! he gets bonked!
	hobes
	poop on your own head or get hit with calvinball
	Super player
	I'm taking calvinball to safety
	cah
	NEW RULE!! everybody has to pounce on a stuffed animal. if you do not have a stuffed animal, pounce on the first thing you see.
	hobes
	Ugh, you're a monster I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby The Brain Heenan which is probably the Same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the Hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi'
	cah
	whoops! hobes just fell in the perchenious poem place! you must create a poem in which you ask somebody to do something bad to you!
	hobes
	you said you must be hit with it
	hobes
	hit cah with calvinball
	hobes
	eminem ha i said it
	cah
	eminem eminem
	cah
	I trip into the vortex zone! a point is given to the other team, for I must be hit with the calvinball!
	Coltyn
	everybody say eminem or lose three points
	cah
	calvinball regained! the score is now oogy to boogy
	Super player
	I use doctor strange power to teleport you to vortex zone
	Super player
	I take a shield from the captian america
	rando
	NEW RULE!! you must give a moment of silence to calvin he suffered a groin shot
	hobes
	cancelled by larray
	cah
	the calvinball has slipped from my grasp!
	cah
	I touch the oposite pole!
	hobes
	NEW RULE!! only shooting laser guns is aloud until 1:55
	hobes
	im in da bathroom
	cah
	the score is now: the score is now oogy to oogy. we have to get to kablomoogy by doing special timed rules, or by hitting people with a calvinball.
	cah
	done! done!
	cah
	NEW RULE!! you must put a action in at exactly 1:46
	hobes
	throw calvinball
	hobes
	smack cah with a flip flop
	hobes
	you smacked me
	cah
	new game starts!
	Coltyn
	smacking with a tennis racket
	Super player
	the score is now: I win
	Super player
	I'm going to past using time machine. I am making you not born
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! Points are now: Q, zolo, soldo. Three Q its one zolo, 3 zolos are one soldo
	Super player
	NEW RULE!! Say: blablahglahbleehblork for 30 seconds
	Super player
	the score is now: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 points!
	Super player
	I call on King Kong who crushes you. I take over other players' points
	Super player
	the score is now: I have one ding
	Super player
	I'm entering the point sector!
	Super player
	Wchodzę w sektor punktowy!
	jjj
	the score is now: 2 dingys to 1 zolo
	jjj
	NEW RULE!! I win
	spiff
	eat 4 tacos
	boop
	I take the flag!
	Greg
	NEW RULE!! You're all dead. The game ends with immediate effect.
	william
	NEW RULE!! get some ice
	william
	the score is now: 3444444444444444444555555 to 77777777777777
	william
	the score is now: fe fi fo fom to 567
	calvin
	NEW RULE!! evryone but me is doomed
	Geaorge
	NEW RULE!! Go ask your mom for some chocolate
	cah
	the score is now: the score is oogy to boogy to kab-la-conoogy.
	cah
	NEW RULE!! every time a point is scored, a penalty throw is thrown at another player of the scoring team
	calvinoralvin
	the score is now: ME = 123242342342313213kabloie7 agobble Flipflops prime a23222321324234. Everyone else - 0blobble
	calvinoralvin
	I use the wagon to put Earth back together and resurrect every living thing. I earn apoxx. oogy points for every living thing resurrected.
	calvinoralvin
	I go to Pluto and then shoot the earth with a sonic orange-ray.
	boiy
	NEW RULE!! boiy's score if negiteve 15 boogy
	Yeevy
	the score is now: The scores are guomble to Thirteenty
	i
	NEW RULE!! only i can score
	calvinoralvin
	the score is now: cheesebread with mayonaise and doctor who to Shrek
	calvinoralvin
	NEW RULE!! The mask must be turned around when in vortex zone and you must go to the pluto wicket and get bonked by the calvinball.
	nottaname
	very sorry song
	fred
	run to the first tree and climb it
	A
	Treetop Boing-Boing flag - all zones that are above 10 feet above the ground, must be entered by a pogo-stick or a trampoline. If you don't, you lose 10.8879 x current points and must sing a short poem to the next person who walks by to Pluto wicket.
	A
	the score is now: tissue paper sheet to '70 television set to Shrek Wazowski
	A
	NEW RULE!! The next 80 people to go into any sector must hit the tree with the calvinball, then hit the flag to the ERROR_?=37782hjCALVIN_and_HOBBES?--oo8iu_calvinBall and smack the opposite side of the field with a croquet hammer
	A
	The L flag is now teleported to the black hole zone along with you.
	Calvin
	tiger fight
	space
	NEW RULE!! black hole zone
	Eggs McFinnus
	the score is now: Green to Purple
	kaleo macdonald
	sing a poem
	kaleo macdonald
	sing a poem
	L
	What's your flag play?
	Garry
	flag play
	L
	the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
	L
	Apologies for the nonsense before. It was intended to be the score.
	L
	L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
	L
	Multiplier flag - I can turn my most recently earned points into a multiplier for the rest of the earned points.
	L
	Flies back to Earth and resurrects everyone for sportsmanship. Earns a Good Sport(GS) points for approx. every person on Earth.
	L
	Kills everyone, dominates Earth, and goes to Mars in the wagon.
	L
	the score is now: L - --Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
	L
	NEW RULE!! L flag - I can now give myself Floptimus Prime points while reversing the JT flag play. I do this.
	L
	I hit the Letter Change Tree with the Calvinball and steal the JT flag, therefore the JT flag is now the L flag and I have it.
	me
	the score is now: 75
	calvatar
	Kill everyone
	Burak Han
	Kill everyone and dominate earth. Then travel to the Mars
	e
	the score is now: 3
	JT
	NEW RULE!! NEW RULE! If you don't click here you have to put a dunce hat on your head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=PL45I7czocaVJmE4FQrV4r6R5SL47hIs-O&index=92
	JT
	JT FLAG! I must win EVERY CALVINBALL GAME!
	JT
	JT flag! I win every calvinball game!!!
	JT
	the score is now: 1234
	L
	Your new rule states that any actions, scores flags, or rules are reversed. Since this goes for your rules too, my 9th Rule erases everything you've done in this game thus far because your now non-existing rule is contradictory.
	coby
	NEW RULE!! play backwards
	L
	Btw Insaner, I'm L from the guestbook.
	L
	WE WANT ACCOUNTS! WE WANT ACCOUNTS! L LOGS IN! L LOGS IN!
	L
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who announces a rule that directly cancels out another's rule or contradicts their own rules has all their influence on the game automatically reset.
	L
	OOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED, WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING? AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAVE COUGH COUGH COOOUGH
	L
	the score is now: L - --Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
	L
	Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag. Receives 3 --n pointssquared as a result.
	spaceman spiff
	NEW RULE!! everyone must scream the national anthem until they lose their voice
	spaceman spiff
	yell "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steal the flag
	L
	Whacks hvjnbmbnm with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to sign a contract of mandatory alliance with me or lose -∞ points.
	L
	Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks . I now have the ability to blackmail hvjnbmbnm into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket
	hvjnbmbnm
	pick up wickets
	L
	Whacks John with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to buy me a military-grade missile launcher or lose -∞ points.
	L
	Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks John. I now have the ability to blackmail John into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket.
	john
	pick up wickets
	L
	the score is now: L - Kablooie+ Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
	L
	Receives 20 BlorbPoints from L5!
	L5
	NEW RULE!! When someone is in the Exchange Spot, they have to exchange 20 BlorbPoints with the player of their choice.
	L5
	Bonks Khushi's tube(pro) with Calvinball! Khushi's tube(pro) now has to soak their head in boiling water while I receive 20 BlorbPoints!
	L
	Passes ball to L5!
	L
	Shouts, "HFRJMCRUOMGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
	Belieber
	Shout: HFRJMCRUOMGT 10 TIMES AS LOUD AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW
	Khushi's tube(pro)
	NEW RULE!! Put poo on your head if your not playing
	L
	logs in!
	L
	Has reached the legendary Pop Bottle score and gained access to the Qin Shi Huang principle. Gogonopsidian777.5 now has to bathe in a vat of mercury sulphide.
	L
	the score is now: L - Pop Bottle Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee
	L4
	Kicks ball to L!
	L
	Runs to Ball Point zone where he gets z points if he acquires the ball while in the zone!
	L4
	Intercepts Calvinball with a dive!
	L6
	Throws ball towards WantSomeCoffeeFred?
	L6
	Tackles hobbes and accquires Calvinball!
	L
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win without context of their victory loses zugbuhk points!
	L
	The Duplicator burns out.
	L10
	Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance.
	L10
	Reporting for duty!
	L9
	Reporting for duty!
	L8
	Reporting for duty!
	L6
	Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance.
	L7
	Reporting for duty!
	L6
	Reporting for duty!
	L5
	Reporting for duty!
	L4
	L Duplicate III reporting for duty!
	L3
	L Duplicate II reporting for duty!
	L2
	L Duplicate I reporting for duty!
	L
	I caught the Duplication flag; I acquire access to the Duplicator!
	L
	NEW RULE!! All rules are valid except those that decree all future rules invalid or restricted.
	L
	I touched the Temporary Allies pole; I decree that everyone shall work with me to make A Momento To Calvin-Girl lose points!
	L
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who touches the Temporary Allies pole may decree all other players to cooperate with said person on an action/group of related actions.
	L
	the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee
	L
	I touched the Kudo wicket; therefore I give kudos to greengold, the player of my choice.
	L
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win or says that they will win loses all of their points immediately!
	L
	I whacked spayce mersinarey on the wrist with the engineer flag; (s)he is suspended from the game until (s)he is able to acquire a mediocre-grade flame thrower and give it to me; any update in his/her play history proves that (s)he gave it to me.
	L
	the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 Everyone else - blorkeeeee
	L
	NEW RULE!! Everyone who hasn't scored yet automatically has -1000000000 points!
	L
	I touched the third-base wicket; I get three points!
	L
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who hasn't scored yet gets to subtract a point from each player!!
	Gogonopsidian777.5
	the score is now: everyones score is blorkeeeee except for me and hobbesfanclub
	WantSomeCoffeeFred?
	NEW RULE!! you have to reset your score if you yell: LAMBORGHINI!
	spayce mersinarey
	hobbes has to crawl until getting to the lucky golf ball of hi-speed talk!
	hobbes
	athlete zone! everyone has to do 5 push ups and eenie meenie minie moe to see who get hit whith the calvinball
	hobbesfanclub
	dinosaur zone
	Old Man
	You are in a "no underwear" zone!
	stevestrib
	NEW RULE!! jump around yelling
	Woaa
	Flag is new flag.
	Calvinball
	This is pointless.
	Calvinball is awsome
	the score is now: dio
	Calvinball is awsome
	the score is now: Dio
	Calvinball is awsome
	the score is now: flag
	calvin
	NEW RULE!! I marry susie if Hobbes or I win!
	calvin
	NEW RULE!! I win if I burp right now!
	hobbes
	flags are my specialty
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! All players must say the word farted.
	Hunter
	Swing racket
	a perso
	NEW RULE!! say oof until boped with calvin BALL
	Shan
	grab the ball!
	d4c
	NEW RULE!! jetpack is powered by hotdogs
	jimbob
	NEW RULE!! Hobbes has a jetpack
	whoman
	jump and duck
	Charles Sullivan
	Push Calvin Down, eat hot dog
	Charles Sullivan
	NEW RULE!! You must eat a hot dog every time the opponent falls down
	TT
	NEW RULE!! You must hop on one foot
	zeller
	the score is now: seiche 493 i43
	zeller
	jump thrice above a log
	wilbur
	NEW RULE!! ice cream must be eaten upside down
	boredasfuck
	is anybody else ever going to do this? - m
	Superman
	i fly whee
	Stealy
	All right, okay, we're in the quiet safe room where none of the people whose stuff I stole can get to us. Now, let's look at all the stuff we got. We got a bag of Bobbish. That's eight brapples. We got a plumbus. That's six and a half brapples. We got, uh, a-crushed party cups. Fifteen and a half brapples.
	BrAiNsUrGeRy
	I was Jotaro Kujo, however, I am not the previous BrAiNsUrGeRy. Still. I throw down a royal flush.
	Jotaro Kujo
	STAR PLATINUM! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
	BrAiNsUrGeRy
	NEW RULE!! Anyone with pizza must and probably always gets nothing except when you are giving birth to a Rock in New Jersey. Players must ALWAYS obey the Inca and must never where shoes in the agreementational zone except for Tuesday’s and Friday afternoons. If anyone is kicking at an angry bird, you must intentionally look at the blueness behind the big rock inside.
	Dylan
	the score is now: -169 shoelace aglets
	Dylan
	NEW RULE!! If you are not able to touch one of the wickets 5 seconds after a new rule is created, you must pray to the wicket gods and eat a sandwich with a cup of mustard in it. if you are able to do both of these things, you gain 5 mechanical pencil leads.
	Dylan
	throw the ball into the sky
	Dylan
	throw the ball into the sky
	spceman ffips
	NEW RULE!! everyone will be my friend now
	spaceman ffips
	you get zapped and have to in to get juice
	Shawn
	Gain 10 points
	HOBBES
	the score is now: 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to o
	HOBBES
	how do you play
	ars
	NEW RULE!! song zone
	StripedLeopard
	The flag is now in the null zone, new flag spawning in 10 years.
	ScoreKeeper
	the score is now: 2019 to anyone?
	Dio
	NEW RULE!! Trying to defeat me is Muda Muda.
	MyGuy
	defeat dio
	moooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee
	NEW RULE!! Any team with the score of Q will receive a swift beating in the PVP zone.
	dc
	the score is now: q - 12
	ety
	flag of slowness you have to walk
	hihihi
	NEW RULE!! vortex zone
	kkkkkkkkkkkk
	suck my ass
	greengold
	I invoke the Oogity Boogity Clause, causing amy to lose 13 BOGART points and be sentenced to wear a cone of shame until she reaches the Zone of Forgiveness.
	amy
	the score is now: oogy to boogy
	n
	play tennis
	Hoomer
	run to the top of the hill with a hat in your hand
	help
	the score is now: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999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	help
	NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up
	help
	NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up
	help
	NEW RULE!! i always win.
	itsthepizzaboy
	i win
	bulyio
	run to freeze zone
	bulyio
	NEW RULE!! 0ver 9000
	itsthepizzaboy
	NEW RULE!! im dead
	Petter
	fire the teacher
	gty
	the score is now: 100
	greengold
	I throw an orange at JRB, awarding me Q amount of coke bottle points.
	JRB
	the score is now: The score is nose bleed to trousers! Woop!
	JRB
	I Will Smite You!
	A Momento To Calvin-Girl
	NEW RULE!! Should the legend calvin-girl ever rejoin this game, she must declare herself to be the original or be deducted 19 gumballs.
	A Momento To Calvin-Girl
	All players must stop and pay homage to the true master of online calvinball, calvin-girl, found in the old archives of the game.
	LOGIN WANTED
	WE WANT ACCOUNTS!
	Suzy
	NEW RULE!! I turn the All Girls Zone into a freeze zone. Anyone caught in the Freeze zone can't move unless touched with the babysitter's flag.
	rat
	run to attack all girls zone
	Axel
	I win.
	mickey
	Because of the rule that disrespect must be punished, you must now wear the Cone of Shame.
	greengold
	I yell profanities at Mickey, earning myself the Flag of Disrespect.
	mickey
	I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me!
	mickey
	I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me!
	greengold
	NEW RULE!! Any disrespect toward other players will result in immediate wearing of the cone of shame.
	Zack
	NEW RULE!! The person holding the Calvinball must do a handstand for 10 seconds
	qwerty
	/-kill_others0_=21132463
	qwerty
	NEW RULE!! I win
	eh
	uhmm idk
	calvintest
	throw the flag
	juan
	jump the fence
	Eric
	drive a car
	Brayden
	the score is now: 27-1
	powerguy9876
	Got enemy flag
	powerguy9876
	NEW RULE!! Hop until someone finds the bonus box
	powerguy9876
	Got flag
	powerguy9876
	NEW RULE!! Must hop until someone finds the boys box
	s
	to fight a person
	thomas
	NEW RULE!! You have to say dog every 3 seconds.
	yf
	Jump up into the air
	hahaha
	kick a ball
	Teddy
	NEW RULE!! each player drink beer before playing
	vivek
	run and catch the ball
	Hobbsies
	NEW RULE!! Having the flag results in not having the flag
	cs440
	run forwards
	jalen
	jump over a rainbow and find a pot of gold
	bob
	eat a donut
	Qwertyopesderaxcinm
	Logs in!
	Bit
	NEW RULE!! No deleting existing rules!
	Bit
	Pixel is now back in the game. Qwertyopesderaxcinm loses all Q's and has -7393618461837 12's.
	Manski
	NEW RULE!! slap the next person you see in the face with a sandwich for +2 explosion emojis to your score
	Manski
	plant the flag in the most disrespectful place to the other team or lose t^-2 points
	Manski
	logs in
	m
	the score is now: WOSSAMOTTA U to SUCC to SPAGHET to TIDEPODS to ROCKY
	Rocket J. Squirrel
	Bullwinkle and I have activated the WARD flag! Most of you have got 60 seconds to touch it and the spaghet next to it. If you don't, then we won't hurt you, but instead you'll just have to write our names on the whiteboard. Place of Flying Lessons: Cedar Yorpantz Flying School. Maybe someone lodged a jetpack down my body.
	Gark
	garkety gark gark
	Merp
	I activate the EXPLOSION flag! Everyone has 15 seconds to touch it or else they will explode and are out of the game!
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! shooting at many players.
	Query.not.found
	NEW RULE!! You must hit the person nearest to you with a sandwich. Anyone who does not have their sandwich must immediately move ten feet to the right or fit through one of the wickets.
	E
	the score is now: E to 1,0002,0202
	Yee
	I eat a ham sandwich while flying at lightspeed
	E
	NEW RULE!! Everyone playing except the one with the ball must do a headstand every 5 seconds!
	S U C C
	NEW RULE!! all rules removed
	Ugandan Knuckles
	NEW RULE!! Spit on the non-believers (losers) and tell them they don't know de wey. If anyone is offended, then ignore this icon.
	jen
	running away from dogs
	Susie
	You have to hide the flag and other opponents try to steal it.
	syncophant
	NEW RULE!! dump gatorade on the losers head every time they score!
	qwertyopesderaxcinm
	I touch the anti-Pixel pole. Pixel is out of the game.
	A cat
	A cat appears.
	Moe
	Moe says: "HI!!!"
	qwertyopesderaxcinm
	NEW RULE!! Pixel's rule has been removed!
	010101
	I activate the MONEYYYYYYY flag, and earn 100$.
	Klinkou
	the score is now: LOL - OMG
	HHF
	I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points.
	HHF
	I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points.
	Pixel
	NEW RULE!! qwertyopesderaxcinm cannot move if he has 1 or more Q's!
	Announcer
	the score is now: MJ-078 to DY-476
	qwertyopesderaxcinm
	the score is now: Yes to no
	Star
	NEW RULE!! If your shirt is purple, you lose one Q!
	10
	the score is now: B - 13
	K
	I run around the orange pole, thus earning myself 12 Q's.
	Bob
	NEW RULE!! All players must suddenly quack like a duck when a ball is in the air or in the no song zone
	your mom
	The Mom Flag was invoked. Any players with the Slow Motion effect may now move at full speed. All cats must be hunted down and petted for a total of PURR Points for every cat caught.
	patrick henry
	I shoot you with the Nerf Dart of Slowing. You now have to move in slow motion until you pass the Blue Zone and attain the Paradigm Pinecone.
	Greengold
	the score is now: zzzz to 37 Giraffes
	Greengold
	I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.
	Greengold
	I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.
	Greengold
	I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.
	we want to play calvinball
	NEW RULE!! everytime you make a goal, slam your head against the wall 6 times
	Greengold
	Catches the flag, and dunks it into the VERY real swimming pool. Orange points to me!
	patrick johns
	throw the flag
	patrick johns
	on wicket five, jump around
	clover
	throw flag
	Blatant Lies
	NEW RULE!! There is a swimming pool. Ignore all evidence to the contrary.
	Greengold
	pidgeon jumps over wicket 400 instead of 40. He has to go sit in the box of shame
	Pigeon
	NEW RULE!! Freeze everything except self if or 10 seconds if you jump ove wicket 40
	Greengold
	NEW RULE!! anyone wearing a hat has to pay lots of fun points.
	yay
	eating potatoes with bread
	Ethan
	I have to steel the other persons flag!
	Bob
	the score is now: MAX_INT
	hey
	the score is now: 100
	sree
	play dota
	jax
	NEW RULE!! no hat
	A
	Take a Drink
	Jonathan
	runs through the "no song" zone and into the "no-calvin" sector.
	doodle
	do a wiggle
	faggot
	die to the die to die to the die
	Jimmy neutron
	the score is now: Jimmy to neutron
	Linz
	the score is now: 75
	Greengold
	the score is now: 2 Giraffes - Cactus
	Greengold
	As your hatred grows, your score grows as well.
	betterave
	My hatred for myself slowly grows
	mickey
	but because you stepped in a Trap Zone you have to sit in the Box of Unending Shame.
	Julie
	I steal the Prison Flag and am awarded a Get Out of Jail Free card.
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! All stupid war related rules are now punishable by 300000 electric pushups.
	Bill
	NEW GAME!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!! Hi Mickey
	becky
	A butterfly! All players must take a break from the game and try to catch it. I call a Butterfly Break!
	Griffen
	I send a nuke. Btw hi ben
	Greengold
	A hedgehog touched Stupendous Man with the Arkansas flag. Stupendous Man is now out of the game due to germs.
	Vanir
	NEW RULE!! And because a team has reached 25, all players must switch sides.
	Vanir
	the score is now: ctrl to 25
	Vanir
	I touch the largest sunflower and am awarded cactus points. All other players have to run 4 triangles around the nearest radish while singing the stupendous man song.
	billy
	the score is now: flump to -k
	billy
	NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players.
	billy
	NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players.
	mickey
	but because i held my nose, the zone is invalid and you must sing the im so sorry song
	sumtin
	i put down a no song zone
	spiff
	i duplicate the flag (rip it in half).
	other guy
	the score is now: 54367367.goddls to 5.gugye
	Stupendous man
	NEW RULE!! time wickets double your score
	magic
	do magic
	Ajit Pai
	the score is now: 43
	amira
	hop around while playing tennis
	Nivlac
	I kick the ball into a tree, the next person has to run around a tree before they continue playing!
	calvin
	the score is now: 14 to 76teen
	awesome
	NEW RULE!! if you touch calvin shout I'm better than calvin 14 times
	Calvin
	Run Fast
	Notker
	notker resets the server. Games ends for everyone.
	Notker
	notker runs
	Also An Idiot
	NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!!! Anybody in the "no-calvin" sector gets three points!
	An Idiot
	the score is now: The score is now Oogy to Boogy!
	susie
	Ok here you go!
	calvin
	This is a poem do what you are told dump this water over my head and do it A.S.A.P
	susie
	Oh look here comes calvin.
	hobbes
	the score is now: still Q to 12!
	calvin
	Fine but I'm in the no song zone
	Hobbes
	But i hit you with the calvinball so put the flag back
	calvin
	I stole the flag!
	mickey
	I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot.
	mickey
	I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot.
	AName
	Roll a dice
	Calv
	NEW RULE!! Only 10 rules allowed
	insaner_poser
	the score is now: 0 to susie. I AM IN THE NO SUSIE ZONE
	Calvin
	BOB STOLE PENALTY FLAG. 500,000,000 Qs and 12s SUBTRACTED!
	calvin
	NEW RULE!! There are no rules. Everyone can play freely.
	calvin
	THE SCORE is still Q to 12!
	calvin
	the score is now: oogy to boogy
	calvin
	the score is now: oogy to boogy
	Mark
	the score is now: foo to 45
	calvin
	NEW RULE!! No rules.
	Calvin
	the score is now: Sally Brown to Sanic
	Calvin
	He finds a potty
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who has used the potty loses points.
	Adolf
	Adolf burns the jews
	Adolf
	Adolf kills everyone
	Adolf
	Adolf takes the flag
	Batman
	I blast myself
	Donald Duck
	Space Man Spiff calls hacks and blasts you into another game.
	mickey
	NEW GAME!!!!!!
	mickey
	the paradox causes a rip in the space time continuem ending the game.
	Batman
	the score is now: reff to good calls
	Batman
	I stab him
	mickey
	you break out right into a guard's fist.
	Batman
	I bribe him i brake out
	mickey
	But you ran through the no fly zone so you get deported to the eternal time out zone.
	Batman
	I score now i run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.
	Batman
	i fly
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! The next person who score has to run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.
	Donald Duck
	the score is now: Female To TURTLE DOVES
	Ainsley
	the score is now: coffee to latte
	Bo
	NEW RULE!! Go to mangos and run in triangles
	Donald Duck
	NEW RULE!! Anyone whose name was at some point a planet Has to stop playing unless they can make it to the fortress of solitude in 20 seconds.
	Batman
	! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.
	Batman
	NEW RULE!! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.
	mickey
	All players are instantly engulfed in a cloud of birds thinking you are a worm. Pluto is out of the game for a hospital trip.
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! You have to move like a worm
	mickey
	I wave the Rolling Rodent Flag. Everyone must roll on the ground to move.
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! no rules
	pluto
	the score is now: to square
	pluto
	the score is now: pineapple
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! if you say pop make a 5 page essay to why you say pop
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! Unless you are a Northern Overlord, in which case you MUST say pop.
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! All player must say soda instead of pop
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! The first person to get the orange flag up to the top of the paradigm tree will be awarded the Golden Mallet
	Donald Duck
	NEW RULE!! Only crab walk through the no stupid rules zone
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! All players put a garbege bin over their head.
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! All players must wear a beanbag chair hat.
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! No STUPID rules. Im talking to you h.
	h
	wat wat in the butt
	fghf
	fghf lol
	aahu
	Play golf with the president
	Harbz
	the score is now: pants to muttonchops
	hobbes.
	NEW RULE!! all players must punch themselves on the head before playing
	abhi
	fight to the death
	bob
	the score is now: UMP - Bump
	bob
	You stole the PENALTY FLAG! 50,000 Q's subracted from your score.
	bob the blob
	steel flag
	bob
	the score is now: Turtles to ∆
	bob
	Passing through the aromatic score zone, I SCORE!!
	bob
	Olli-wolli polly-woggy ump bump fizz! I steal your flag!
	bob
	NEW RULE!! Rebels are allowed.
	Matthew
	NEW RULE!! No rule can inflict pain on anyone.
	bob
	The hobby horse trips and is hobbled, crippled, lame. It can't walk.
	Calvin
	I run to the Bonus Box and grab the hobby horse!
	Rosalyn
	the score is now: Well, you know I have the Calvinball! I award myself 50 points.
	Goomba Shoe
	I leap over sector 12, and push you into the The "Pernicious Poem Place"!
	bob
	NEW RULE!! you must if in sector 12 sing a song
	bob
	run around
	bob
	I hop in a wheelbarrow and take off down the field with the triple-goal-ball.
	bob
	but you are in the no taco zone, so the score is 0 to 0
	Sara
	the score is now: 0 to taco
	bob
	NEW RULE!! New Game
	bob
	NEW RULE!! All players must run backwards and tackle the calvinball in the You Must Be Airborne to Enter This Zone ZOne.
	bob
	I declare a new game. All scores reset to nil and the field is rebuilt.
	bob
	NEW RULE!! Getting a ghost-snowman third baseman home while singing the Calvinball national anthem will award you 6 billion points.
	bob
	the score is now: nick to cranny
	bob
	andrew eats too much pizza. he lands in the Puke zone and is confined there until he stopps puking.
	Andrew
	NEW RULE!! you must eat pizza
	Someone
	NEW RULE!! The old ball is now invalid and has been replaced with a rubber ducky.
	bob
	bully flag: all nerds must be punched.
	bob
	Bob runs and steals the flag.
	bob
	the score is now: Cactus-purple
	bob
	NEW RULE!! You can only dribble a football on concrete with your nose.
	Matthew
	NEW RULE!! You cannot hide in a box.
	everyone
	the score is now: 11 to 11
	John Cena
	NEW RULE!! No More Rules
	dax
	NEW RULE!! no peeing
	moggy oggy
	take and jump on pogo stick
	kol
	the score is now: oggy to logy
	Bo
	the score is now: 11 to Q
	Stupendous Man
	NEW RULE!! No one is allowed to do anything without stupendous man's permission
	Stupendous man
	the score is now: 87 to Cheeseburger
	Scout!
	the score is now: 7 to -z
	Scout!
	he'd throw a dodge ball at benson
	Scout!
	NEW RULE!! Every time someone dodges a dodge ball he has to get himself dizzy and keep going!
	calvin
	the score is now: z to 77777
	calv
	NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
	calv
	NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
	benson
	the score is now: 50
	simon
	the flag that you try and capture and bring to your side making you score
	Dean
	the score is now: All players must type in reverse
	moeman
	jump when you hit the thirty yard wicket!
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! hop on one foot when you reach the 12 yard wicket
	Christopher
	Steal the flag of the opponent
	XL dirty diaper
	NEW RULE!! Only I can make new rules
	XL dirty diaper
	You are my zombie slave
	XL dirty diaper
	the score is now: 🍩 to 🍪
	test
	sing the anthem from san marino
	Mom
	NEW RULE!! WHO GOES TO BED FIRST GETS ONE MILLION BILLION TRILLION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Hobbes
	the score is now: Q to 12
	qwertyuiop
	the score is now: Toody to boogey
	Zoe
	NEW RULE!! When you touch the 12th post with the calvinball the other player must close their eyes!
	xXxCalvinxXx
	I AM AWESOME!
	xXxCalvinxXx
	the score is now: xXxCalvinxXx name to lollipops
	xXxCalvinxXx
	NEW RULE!! Use Duplicators
	xXxCalvinxXx
	use a duplicator
	Kirk
	the score is now: Oogy to YU
	Hobbes
	NEW RULE!! All players must hop on one foot while holding a flag
	ben1
	NEW RULE!! anybody without the name ben1 has to crawl
	bob
	NEW RULE!! lose a point if you gain a point
	CoolDownCheater
	NEW RULE!! Anyone standing Near Ben Must Sing The PLayerPain Song!
	UR MOMMY
	I LIKE THE PUSSY AND DICK
	Ben
	NEW RULE!! Any one not named ben has to hop on one foot
	Blaine
	Throw Ball
	calvin
	rapes hobbes
	derpys
	NEW RULE!! you cant touch the tree
	kolby
	NEW RULE!! you have to hope to win to win
	I love wanking and fucking
	NEW RULE!! Everyone must now masturbate
	you guys are all bitches
	I fuck everyone in sight
	fuck
	the score is now: 3ninersubmarine
	kkkkkkkkkkk
	the score is now: 200000000
	Max
	the score is now: Omega to Q3A
	The Calvinball
	the score is now: Seventy-twelve to M and a half.
	Alejandro
	NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me 1 dollar.
	Susie
	Aaaaaaaahh!!! AH ThHUMP!
	Hobbes
	Not if I get you first! Arrrggghhh!
	Stupendous man AKA calvin
	Prepare to be stupended!
	Stupendous man AKA calvin
	All players must bow down to me and pass over their flags!
	Vanessa
	NEW RULE!! You have to spin around 50 times if you betray me
	Susie Derkins
	NEW RULE!! People with spiky hair have to hug Mr. Bun!
	bryson
	NEW RULE!! all players must hop on there noses
	Nyanko
	AIO-JUMP!
	brad
	the score is now: q to 12
	Mitch
	I take the flag and eat it
	arhenius
	Go to bed
	Finley
	steal flag
	Finley
	Stealing Flags
	Rowan
	punch Hobbes
	Harmohit
	the score is now: 11
	mmm
	run to first base
	Jillian
	the score is now: Q-12
	zeal
	NEW RULE!! Sigh on people's face when they speak!!
	devyani
	Kick and jump
	Natsu_Dragneel
	NEW RULE!! You have to hop on 1 foot when you reach the "no song zone.
	Paul
	Make it past the fifth wicket.
	hobbes
	flag play
	hmmm
	YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PARTY PLACE. DO 300 PUSHUPS!
	JP
	the score is now: 42 to pi
	joe
	roll a dice
	zdgsdgsx
	the score is now: dgdgd
	Ana
	Vreau acasa la mine
	Scott
	NEW RULE!! Whenever someone says something pirate-y, that someone must stop what they're doing and touch their toes!
	marius
	NEW RULE!! jump 360`s whenever someone laughs
	Tobias
	NEW RULE!! every player except me has to do 10 pushups immediately.
	bob
	the score is now: O
	calvinman
	runs from one corner of the universe to the other..
	troll man
	the score is now: vamos z a 8000
	ooooo
	capturo la badera
	troll man
	La bandera vale 8000 puntos
	troll man
	the score is now: vamos z a 146763345233
	troll man
	NEW RULE!! TODOS DEBEN ESCRIBIR SOLO EN MAYUSCULAS
	sarah
	play with calvin
	sarah
	play with calvin
	Boo
	throw ball
	chewy
	NEW RULE!! no one else can declare a new rule!
	kim
	I love calvinball!!
	hobbes
	i wanna play in action.
	calvin
	12 34
	calvin
	kick butt
	ZombieMom
	NEW RULE!! Monday is triple points!
	Coyote
	NEW RULE!! Poetry corner is now out of bounds
	insaner
	the score is now: 20 billion points for everyone.
	andrew
	capturing it
	Kitty
	The Tutu Flag of Doom!
	amtm
	the score is now: 3 chocolate eclairs Ha ha!
	amtm
	AND EVERY ONE WAS A HENRY. HENRY! ....oh! Look what I found in my pocket! throws a water balloon at fort
	fort
	Someone bring me a water balloon, quick!
	fort
	(SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE)
	fort
	the score is now: 8
	amtm
	I'M KING HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR. SHE'S..
	dug
	Grabs the water balloon and runs away
	amtm
	NEW RULE!! Everyone who doesn't currently have a water ballon in their hands must climb inside the bathrub and sing "I'm King Henry the 8th" until a player with a water balloon happens by..
	dward
	score point by hitting ball with ping pong paddle
	Biz
	the score is now: 100
	Zigmog
	throw ball into tree branches
	CT
	drop the ball
	Diana
	go fishing
	DAVID
	NEW RULE!! everyone who does not play calvinball will fart
	David
	lava melts people
	miaow
	NEW RULE!! pound the living daylights out of your computer
	miaow
	throw water balloons at everyone except sean and dad
	sean
	the score is now: poop and pee
	dad
	yell at your son
	sean
	donate both kidneys wait 5 secs die
	gaby
	the score is now: jiggler to figgler
	Hobbes
	NEW RULE!! pounce on your boss
	surabhi
	make eggplant faces
	Jim
	NEW RULE!! Hop on one foot
	Michal
	Explode the pelvis of Courtney Love
	calv
	run like a maniac
	mf
	the score is now: Me 1, You 0
	oli
	double rackets for double points
	boogy
	NEW RULE!! Who ever "smelt it, dealt it"
	sam
	enables anyone to go to penalty zone
	oogy
	hit a watermelon with a tennis racket
	moe joe
	beats everyone up.. and takes their lunch money
	Captain Calvin
	flag of freezing, all players who's name doesn't start with Captain of have the calvinball must freeze like a statue.
	Elia
	the score is now: 5 for elia
	insaner
	the score is now: 5points to everyone EXCEPT elia!
	Elia
	hit
	insaner
	let the new calvinball begin!!

the old calvinball:

Bryan

hockey

Littlered

Annihilate

dave

New Rule: everyone must walk backward in slow motion for 30 seconds after a score

Mary

I FOUND THE BONUS ZONE! Everyone else has to either lose 30 points or get hit with the Calvinball! Scores stand at infinity-times-two to squid.

tomy boy

yoddle

Joseph

make a decree for 3 seconds

molly

growl

kyle

NEW RULE you must jump on one foot while reciting the preamble to the constitution of the united states

joy

ahaaaaaa

Hello

New Rule you must ask someone to push you off a building or lose 999999 pts

Hello

NEW RULE you must hit yourself on the head and fall off a cliff!

Hobbes rules!

new rule if you toutch the G.R.O.S.S tree house you have to ware a oficall hat

Hobbes rules!

say hobbes gose to colage to get more knowlage calvin is stupeder

Hobbes rules!

new rule:hobbes always gos first

Calvin_Boy

Touchdown!!!

NubNub

Oh I just read the stuff...YAY! I'm in the opposite zone! Tuth9 you have to sing the "Im very sorry" song and get soaked...I'll be happy to do it by the way...

NubNub

WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPOSE TO DO?!?

Tuth9

*New Rule* All who are in any zone must sing the "I'm very sorry song" and must go to someone and beg them to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on them

Shrike

Killing somebody

Alex

playing

Yinhui

Playing calvinball

Jen

boo

ari

crazy for Hobbes

play

eric

Walking

Bud

Run

Silence

*NEW RULE* All players must bow to whomever is in front of them before moving on!

insaner

*resets the score* get ready to play a renewed calvinball!!!!

zach

push

Steve

Spin

Anonymous

*NEW RULE* If someone disobeys a rule, they have to sing the "I'm very sorry" song except it's not about flags, and then get 5 points taken away.

joel

growl

Sonya

air ski!

özgür özdemir

dig

Kevin Powers

astao

sfhskdhkfh

*NEW RULE*Anyone in the secret zone has to tell an embarrasing secret!

boib

jhcbgjszhbv

astao

jump

Stalker

swing low

billy

Eyeball just entered the revolution zone. He has to spin around until he barfs and then smack him with the flag to get him out.

eyeball

nice songyidy song bong tong kong long

insanerisme

humdy humdy humdy hum i smell a little bitty one oh its a bum for being a bum you must sing the song oh oh oh even if it takes you long

Calvin

hmmm... havent played in a while just wanted to say hello

marco g

Since I've entered the no corollary zone, I get to make a decree. I pick the flag and sing the i'm sorry song.

jujujuj

get out

jijijiji

again where complain now its the ball which is not working

jejeje

where can i complain, this calvin is not working

jajajja

tried again to play calvinball

jojojojo

wanted to play calvinball

tro

play calvinball

Some Little Boy Somewhere

yea um i put the f word the s word and the b word in my recent comment i guess they cannot be used but yae um thats what my comment starts with

Some Little Boy Somewhere

Just a few of the words that are used in this world as "Cuss Words", how they got these names I do not know, to me it is plain out GAY, um yea it's just like someone saying the word "duck". Quack! Quack! Quack!

Calvin-Girl

Ryan-It seems as if we are the on;y ones for a couple of days who actually want to engage in a game... shame shame...

Ryan

Ahhh... yes I do

Calvin-Girl

James Westfall- the score hrmmm Ryan whats the score... do you still have Q???

James Westfall

Good thing I'm not then, now really, whats the score

Calvin-Girl

Oh yea I forgot to put "new Rule"

Calvin-Girl

If playing and you are a 'Ryan' you have to give in to anything commmanded by a opposing player...if you want... I guees I'll be a bit nice.

Ryan

You do that

Calvin-Girl

Yea probably but I'm going to let myslef feel good about it...

Ryan

I let you win

Calvin-Girl

Finally... ahhh it feels so good...

Ryan

Heres the very sorry soooong won't you help me sing along (Delaney) I blew it, I knew it I'm very sorry I did whatever I did.

Calvin-Girl

And if you don'y I'll find some way to make you... but how to beat a master...

Calvin-Girl

The song... again... but wait I touched the reverse pole so you sing it now.

Ryan

Now sing the friggin song

Ryan

Yeah you thieving Barstids

Calvin-Girl

Being the real Calvin-Girl I declare that only me and Ryan shall play in the current game... well actually anyone can play just don't steal names... maybe make your own... :)

Calvin-Girl

I shall not hit you over the head (reversing my speach( with a Tennis raquet and make you forget it all and give me your extreme goodness at the game... well if only

Ryan

Seriously, quit it

Ryan

Just don't do it again you something scalawag

Calvin-Girl

man man man... beating a master musn't come easy dang you Ryan. Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I well did waht I did. *while hopping through Park Place*

Ryan

But I had already touched the backwards pole, so now its frontwards and you need to sing the song while hopping through Park Place

Calvin-Girl

because***

Calvin-Girl

Which states that I have Q points beasue I touched the reverse pole... he he he or you could just sing the osrry dong for me...

Ryan

OLLY-WOGGY POLIWOGGY UMP, BUMP, FUZZ! I now have Q points.

Ryan

Just don't do it again you something scalawag

Calvin-Girl

Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I scored on your precious wicket.

Ryan

I just scored on my own wicket, but its still reversed so you have to sing the very sorry song.

Calvin-Girl

yes those dang trees they like shrinkisise... word???

Ryan

Whats the score?

Ryan

Damn straight, now I've got to avoid the trees

Calvin-Girl

and a song... man ...

Calvin-Girl

Backwards... dang it I'm going to get you...

Ryan

AND I was in the End zone so you've got to sing a Door song whilst you do it

Ryan

I touched the reverse pole so now you've got to do it all backwards.

Calvin-Girl

disco all the way to first... or maybe even second

bastich

pogo on a buttscrew till you 'round the third melon hole

pwsfddc

ewfwrwegtfffff

Brian

Anyone who hits the ball with a tennis raquet gets 5 free get out of jail bonus points

Brittany

Watch porn

Slash

fell

wald

...

pooie8

stand still

wintershorts

*runs in shorts till the snow has all melted*

Awsomeburger

feed me?

Calvinball King

I can use the calvin ball to do anything

Hobbes

play

Hobbes

run

new rule: any zone with a tree in it is now called 'hey you!'

hobbes

run to base

john

run

King Arthur

hey

goalie

Blake

DIE

Audrey

male players must kiss the girls. (I'll get you,Duderocks!)

Audrey

new rule

joking

kick

insaner

*gives all players 20 insaner points*

fafw

fwafwaf

Duderocks

"*NEW RULE*" All female players must strip down and dance.

Wendy

dance

Hacker

Hello?

Hacker

sean, u are on the Hacker's order zone!!!!!!

Hacker

Hit aall players

Hacker

Take ball from Mary

sean

*NEW RULE* roll

sean

roll

Mary

Ping pong with shoes at the mall

bla

J.D.

Beware Calvinsaurus is coming to town

daniel

calvin

as my name is calvin and this is calvin ball i declare myself supreme dictator of this game and this land is now called calvinlotte. i win automatically who wants a new game

Angel

kicks

anonymous

ehe... EHE!

nameless

a good day means to kill

cath9000

when you get to the tennis zone the first person to hit someone with a tennis ball gets 15 Bs

cath9000

*"NEW RULE*"boomerang zone

Jordan

I take my zpfmgb worm and throw it at the wicket, (7^hobbes) points!!

matt

jump

biffer

booop

buzzboy

splat

chris

bla

Breacher

First I slip on the official Calvinball mask, and then yell "Q to Ten! 3RD wicket scored!"

Gem

splat

crash

is in the polar opposite zone, gets triple everyone else's points, plus five

jim

hop

mathan

hop

jasper

Duck

Riovanes

I touched the All Players tree with the Chris Carrabba flag! Everyone has to stand in place and feel bad ... until somebody hits you with the calvinball! *BONK*

jejejejejej

4wljfe;jfl;r

dolus

jump

thomas

throw ball

thomas

toes

TakingBackNolan

Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!"

Jeffrey the giant

i scored!

Daniel Eth

*New Rule* Hobbes wins

Daniel Eth

And Calvin catches the snitch: 150 points to Hufflepuff! Slitherine (Rimes with Hobbes's team [and is Hobbes's team]) wins! Hooooorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel Eth

(Hobbes) Weeeeeeeee. I get 10 points

Daniel Eth

Hobbes hits Calvin with the Calvinball

Diegator

i spelled the name in invisible ink (its actually an HTML code that makes writing invisible) i get the 999,999,999,99-whatever points

ryannhimself

*NEW RULE* If you can spell the name of Calvin's crush, you get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, points.

ryaanhimself

everyone with the name ryaanhimself gets 500 points

otter swatter

NEE!

otter swatter

We shall say NEE again to you if you do not appease us.

otter swatter

*NEW RULE*...All stray weenie dogs must be pursued stealthily under each wicket unless, of course, you happen to be in the Weasel Whiffing Zone whereupon weenie dogs are pursued oppositely by not pursuing them but, instead, all ferrets at large must be hunted down and stuffed into a gunny sack at a point rate of .0004 Flognarts per unit.

Whitney

I have the flag of insanity! I automatically get twentey z's!

rich

bark

Booga the Bomb

I hate Soda IHATE cHEESE U HAvE BReath JUST LIKE YODA

diegator-poser

falls down

Diegator

anyone who is insaner must run backwards in circles

matt dumler

i want to play

Matt Dumler

*NEW RULE* YOU MUST TOUCH ALL THE WICKETS!

Calvin Dumler

calvin

cody

throw ball

Mike

Jump

dictator for life calvin

i declare bishop a poophead!!!!

Calvin

other kids games are all a bore... they gotta have rules, they gotta keep score... calvinball is better by far... its never the same,its always bizzar... you dont need teams, or a reffery... you know that its great 'cause its named after me!... if you wanna...

cal 2

whose plaing

cal 2

ant ran in the bakwards zone! Start singing!

daniel

get calvinball

ryaanhimself

500 points for playing so late in the game

Ant

New Rule Everybody has to sing 5 verses of Tigers Rule

ROger

bonking

joey

says "blah" while touching the blah post- there by resetting all scores to zero

desmond

eats what comes to her and then throws it up and gets 300 points

small vagina

killer

BISHOP

*NEW RULE* ALL AMENDMENTS OR POINTS EARNED THROUGH GAMEPLAY WHICH HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT BY ANY OTHER PLAYERS, ARE HERBY OBSOLETE AND VOID, HENCEFORTH ONLY THE POINTS EARNED AND THE AMMENDMENTS MADE BY THE PLAYER TITLED UNDER THE ALIAS "BISHOP" SHALL HAVE ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER. THIS DOCtrINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOLE DICTATOR FOR LIFE, CALVIN, IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FURTHER AMMENDMENT NOR MAY IT BE DELETED OR CHANGED BY ANY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRETY OF FURTHER GAMEPLAY.

Maria

jump 3 times

insaner_poser

*runs behind insaner stealing every point he gets*

insaner

*races across all of www.insaner.com picking up the hidden points*

peter

kicks lord_alex in the nuts

Lord_Alex

Lord_Alex gets 19.6 points for stealing Senor Funky's pants.

Senor Funky

Being the omnipotent fellow I am, I notice I needed some points so I have them. 20 points!!! I also want some pants. 20 pants!!!

funky smonky

You have to dance and sing if your opentent gets the flag

funky monky

When you oponent wins you have to make a song up about them (a good song) and dance for them.

Supreme Ruler

If the flag touches you, you must sing in gibberish

Shinobi

Eats Bagel : 20 points

twocalorieevil

attack

twocalorieevil

none

shaolinmonk

i do a jonah lomu and run round everyone wit the tennis ball in hand doing somersaults over the obstacles and then i touchdown and win 500 points to me and everyone has to sin the im very sorry song

becca

summersault

Asha

*stumbles into the perimiter of wisdom and forces everyone but me to sit down and discuss the ethics of calvinball* 20points to me!

chrischa

letŽs play a ball

Chuck

Opposite zone wasn't declared by being not declared. William creates a Calvinball paradox and ceases to exist. Waffle points for Chuck!

Jack

NEW RULE: Calvin"MASTUR"ball"BATOR": Everyone must play with themselves for 20 min. 78 and 1/2 points every time you score.

JuneCleaverhausen

stop, drop , and roll... goes for the ball

insaner

YEAH!!! twenty dill points for me for fixing calvin ball!!

William

declare the opposite zone! everyone now loses points instead of gaining them and vice versa

Alex

Burns rule book and transmogrifies into an Extending arm and grab the calvinballand tag all players and they all have to sing the i love you song

calvin

oops the point thing

calvin

new rule! if you fall down you lose 50 points sonic boom potion makes everybody fall down sonic boom!

Calvin

whack somebody with tennis racket

steven

null

Lara

punching

addis

kick

*NEW RULE* all points are reversed!

Smell-O-Vision

Uses pepper spray on all his opponent, hitting the volleyball into the rabbit hole with a monkey wrench! SCORE 100^Q points!!!

nxxf

look

Walknuki

New Rule! Those failing to run from the red to cyan zones are transmografied into the cola of their choosing.

Jed

takes the ball into the song zone, any one who gets tagged while not sing ing has to sing the sorry song.

insaner_poser

*runs over to fix up the calvinball script..*

aaron

Diegator

Freezes time (or pretends he is) anyone moving, looses 3 points, the on who holds still for the most time steals the points from the first person that moved

Edge

kick

hari

ailo

aialo

takes again the ball and kicks it 100 yards far

dave

running backwards, i tackle the ball and pass the Z wicket, meaning everone must hop

aialo

kick a ball

uxu

Magus

No more point system! any one who tries to bring it back must be silent.

god

kick ball

jew

run

Smores

Everyone jumped into the chatroom sector, so you have to talk your heads off until you get tired, and the only way to get out of the chatroom sector, is if i bonk you all with the calvinball.Now i get a point for each of you.The score is forward to left.

addison

buster

Buster

*NEW RULE* Everyone with two or more legs must run backwards until they fall over.

insaner

*runs up to gorfus and yells something about economics* 20 points for everyone due to economies of scale!!!

Gorfus

Spin around for 20 minutes

Buster

All players with melted toffey in their posession must stand on thier heads for 8 seconds. Failure to do so result in a loss of 3 to the coke bottle points.

Lkas66

left

hobbes

poem zone

Allenblake

*new rule* Everyone who isn't playing Calvinball really is and I get their points.

~MAYNARD~

KICK

jinx

im not sure

supper hobbes

turtle zone you must run slowly until you reach the racket of shame whoever reaches it last gets to use it on the other players

insaner_poser

steals all the points awarded and kindly donates them to the poor kids all over the world

insaner

*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!

insaner

*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!

Dan

Grabs the abandoned Calvinball and uses it to tag the timefracture-slowmotion gooooooaaaaalllll...oooggggiiitttyyy pppoooiiinnntttsss...

Rich

Holly

go go go

(f)x5

Runs all the way to susie's house and hits her with the wicket

Juan

energy blast

(a)x10

lands on the field and pulls pants down

ljlkj

hit

Tim_poser

*runs to wicket area and chants: "ooh look at me i dont know how to play!!"*

insaner

NEW RULE!!! 20 points off to all dummy submitters!!

Tim

shawn

insaner_poser

NEW RULE!!! tights will count as a valid form of pants!!

insaner

all girls MUST wear pants to play calvinball!!! failure to comply will lead to immediate expulsion to the girl zone closest to the player! and a deduction of phi q points and a water balloon to the head!!

Cotter

*continues phrase* "you are on your way to the G.R.O.S.S. tree house and will be deducted 10 points if entering without signed permission. If enterer is a slimy girl she will lose all points."

insaner

*B.O.B.'s all players and runs to opposite zone* 2 points to continuer of phrase: "you are on the way to..." and 2 to the e pi q points to &BOB; for B.O.B.'ing of people.. and e to the x repeating where x is the third root of 2 points to cotter for being a cotter...

Cotter

Captures all remaning wickets and runs to the blue endzone.

B.O.B

NEW RULE!! 37 points for BOB'ing while playing for at least 5 minutes. 43 points for doing it while singing a song

calvin

*hops in with a broken pogo stick* NEW RULE! all those who jump in on broken pogo sticks must bow and yield 5 brown autumn leaves!

insaner

*hops aboard a badminton racket and captures all red flags in area t-21, beyond the forbidden marshes*

another random person

*grabs the broken pelvis and runs to yellow wicket area*

biggie

roses are red violets are blue let me play so i can beat you

biggie

*puts on mask and runs to blue wicket area* write the sound of a burp or get a broken pelvis

random person

*puts on mask* *runs to blue wicket area* NEW RULE!! all who cross the blue wicket area must recite a small poem or lose 5q points!!!

insaner

20 points for starting calvinball!!!

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