You've heard of "calvinball" before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, and I make up the rules here as I go, here's your chance! If you don't know how to play though, make sure to read the rules, watch the others and learn from them!!
If there is enough interest, I will eventually implement a login for those who wish, in order to keep track of stats and stuff (if you would like such a feature, make your "action" say "logs in!")... but for now, lets just see how well it's received..
READ THIS FIRST:
Here's a short explanation of how to get the most out of your text-based calvinball experience at "an insaner world"..
So, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box, choose your calvatar, select "new rule" from the options and then type your rule, for example: "everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig!" (see? no need to write "NEW RULE!")
Be sure to also read the calvin and hobbes unofficial official rules of calvinball before you play. Let the game begin!!
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spiffy spiff |
| i break notorious raider of the north's video game. | |
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notorious raider of the north |
| NEW RULE!! for every second i play my video game i get 100 points | |
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notorious raider of the north |
| I use the super viking raider flag to make everyone in the world teleport to mars! | |
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notorious raider of the north |
| the score is now: 50000000000000000000000000 | |
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notorious raider of the north |
| NEW RULE!! everyone on my front lawn must jump 3 times | |
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spiffy spiff |
| I use the flag of infinity and give myself 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points | |
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ANDAMIZO |
| For every flag I get one point | |
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ANDAMIZO |
| the score is now: Now, I have million points and YOU have 0 points. | |
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ANDAMIZO |
| I use magnetic force to get your flags! | |
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ANDAMIZO |
| NEW RULE!! I can control time | |
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ANDAMIZO |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone's memory is reset and a new game starts! | |
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ANDAMIZO |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone's memory is reset and a new game starts! | |
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Psychocalvin |
| the score is now: 25#@d | |
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spiffy spiff |
| no. I use the boomerang and make spiff sing the im very sorry song | |
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spiff |
| sing the sorry song | |
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spiffy spiff |
| for all the people wondering why i said i came back from the valhalla of heroes, i was the Red Commander (the highest rank) in a war and won it. i retired shortly afterward, but I came back....like always | |
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rwnemayer |
| i stole is too a bunny's flag | |
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rwnemayer |
| me and is too a bunny: hate at first sight | |
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is too a bunny |
| i hate you rwnemayer | |
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rwnemayer |
| NEW RULE!! i tag is too a bunny in pernicious poem place | |
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rwnemayer |
| i hit Akshay with calvinball | |
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rwnemayer |
| alf!!! everybody hates Rosalyn | |
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rwnemayer |
| how many points for flag capture | |
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rwnemayer |
| what is springlock suit | |
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rwnemayer |
| meant beginner | |
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rwnemayer |
| shut up 'is too a bunny' | |
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rwnemayer |
| what is a bullet | |
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rwnemayer |
| how do i play im begginer | |
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rwnemayer |
| error:101010111001010100101001101101101011010110110010-erroe:101010101010101010101101110110100101010010101011010101010100101010101010101010010101010100101 | |
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is too a bunny |
| tag other player with the calvinball | |
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Sterling |
| I throw my shoe at the nearest telephone pole | |
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balls man infinity |
| balls man infinity britney spear | |
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Dilly |
| Do nothing because I can't think of an action | |
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spiffy spiff |
| try me. | |
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Babyfood |
| smack, youre a nincompoop | |
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spiffy spiff |
| oh yeah, L? is the discord server still around? | |
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spiffy spiff |
| i return from the valhalla of heroes again and use my plasma screamer and 360 the heck out of alf for attempted dating of a 17 year old, not to mention saying "uwu"... | |
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ur BabyFood |
| the score is now: playe1000 | |
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mohamed |
| hit the ball | |
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alf |
| NEW RULE!! rosalyn is now my gf uwu | |
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moe |
| *sluches* | |
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FREDDY |
| I stuff everyone in springlock suits and trip the springlocks, killing everyone and making me immortal | |
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Ant |
| Bieng forced to do gangart style | |
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Ant |
| Akshay : idk Legendary world : 1'000'000'000'000 Me : 1 Calvin 1 Nobody has -1,000,000,000 | |
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Ant |
| NEW RULE!! So everyone 1,000,000,000,000, + p everyone else -1,000,000,000 | |
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Ant |
| But I had declared the opposite flag earlier(you declare...the = flag) | |
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Calvin |
| kick the ball | |
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L |
| the score is now: Me: 1'000'000'000'000 + p Everyone else: -1'000'000'000 | |
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L |
| Sorry. I planted a landmine underneath your Porsche and your points are blown up. Now you have to join in while I touch the Mechanic Wicket and escape by fixing the car. | |
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Legendary Wad |
| the score is now: 1,000,000,000,000 to -1,000,000,000,000 | |
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Legendary Wad |
| Conveniently, I conjure an impenetrable Porsche 911 and a chauffeur out of thin air and escape the Gangnam Style. | |
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Legendary Wad |
| I conjure the Gangnam Style flag, which forces everybody within 100 miles of it to endlessly do the Gangnam Style. | |
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Legendary Wad |
| I gruesomely attack whoever last had the ball and claim it as my own. | |
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The PE Teacher |
| I ask whether this is still a thing | |
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Ant |
| You declare that you touched the = flag | |
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Ant |
| I touch akshay with the very very sorry flag | |
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Ant |
| the score is now: Me:0 You: idk | |
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Akshay |
| i touch the no u flag, so you are the only one who can't touch it. | |
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ant |
| NEW RULE!! if-oppositr-flag-touched-the-no-ball-zone-is-yes-ball-zone | |
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Ant |
| NEW RULE!! New zone the no-ball zone is a small Zone. No Calvin balls a allowed here Nobody in the area have to do anything but people here can't get points | |
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ant |
| let-the-new-calvinball-begin | |
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ant |
| NEW RULE!! all-rules-must-be-erased- new-rules-have-to-made | |
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ant |
| Here's the 'Very Sorry Songg.' Won't you help and sing alongg? | |
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ant |
| i-touched-ball-with-the-bucket | |
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yo |
| the score is now: vv - ^2(3.2+1 | |
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Iminhistoryclass |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone with platinum tier, plant type, soft points gets 1 extra bronze fire elemental point multiplier for 5 minutes, or 8 years in the purple zone | |
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Iminhistoryclass |
| I throw the super invisible ricochet ball that hits everyone on the left ear | |
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aaalaaz |
| browse the net | |
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Akshay |
| I touch the eat a snack flag! | |
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Akshay |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone with an "E" in their name getts -eggplant points! | |
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Hnuj |
| I will make a club, who’s in? | |
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Calvin-a-tron 2000 |
| I am leaving Calvin ball | |
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Zxcvbnm |
| Wow. Hunjyhbdrjkjbi | |
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Eee |
| You’re in | |
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Zxcvbnm |
| What trial? Hnsjcfhbb | |
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Eee |
| Only if you pass the trial | |
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Zxcvbnm |
| Can I join | |
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Asdfghjkl and Qwertyuiop at the same time |
| Good name! | |
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Eee |
| It is what the rndm typers do | |
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Hnuj |
| Why does the new club say random things at the end of every action? | |
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Box |
| Transmogrified #4 into a worm | |
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#4 |
| I am duplicate number 4 | |
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Calvin-a-tron 2000 |
| BEEP BOOP, I AM THE CALVIN-A-TRON 2000 | |
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Asdfghjkl |
| All hail the leader: Eee. Unjcdnj | |
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Qwertyuiop |
| Eee will be the leader. Renehuck | |
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Asdfghjkl |
| Can I join? Njcndjncjjs | |
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Eee |
| Yep. Hcdhhcdhnej | |
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Qwertyuiop |
| Me and Eee are making a club. Cuhsdcujefruwnc | |
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Calvin+nothing=super boy |
| Who is Qwertyuiop? | |
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Calvin II |
| The two behind me seem strange | |
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Qwertyuiop |
| &nvfnjvfmnvdfhm, | |
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Eee |
| Isjjsnn cndjdj jndjemx hands cdncjd jcdnjcmdj NDA non. B nod. Hi. Mfd. no. No. F. Me. No. No. Fun. Fun. Me. BabN an xnBbz meds b s mzMm. No mz m. A | |
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Hnuj |
| Hnuj says“I can will win” | |
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Hnuj |
| the score is now: Boing to bagel bagel | |
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Hnuj |
| the score is now: The score is: bagel to bagel bagel | |
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Hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! NEW RULE! everyone but Hobbes MUST give points to someone who’s name starts with an H | |
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Calvin+nothing=super boy |
| the score is now: The score is: bagel to ??? | |
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Calvin-a-tron 2000 |
| *writes the words “+bagel” on a blue flag* | |
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Calvin-a-tron 2000 |
| *Takes blue flag that Calvin II has planted and declared that in 20 seconds that he will write words on the flag* | |
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Calvin II |
| Stealing a blue flag and planting is 200 feet away. | |
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Hnuj |
| Steal the Calvinball | |
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hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! hobbes has the calvinball forever | |
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spaceman spiff |
| gun shoot | |
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calvin |
| smashing the ball | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone stop playing this and go play FNAF games | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| L,Join Zero | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| L! Yer back! | |
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VETERAN spiffy spiff |
| L! good to see you!!! | |
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Super calvin |
| the score is now: mow to super cow | |
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PatrickIsBest |
| NEW RULE!! The Opposite Pole will have the No Song Zone as a Song Zone until the Very Sorry Song is done! | |
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Nikhil |
| Trying to steal the flag from another player | |
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UL|L |
| I'm back!!!! I use the Calvimagnet to retrieve the Calvinball, and decree myself Ultimate Leader(UL). | |
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UL|L |
| I'm back!!!! I use the Calvimagnet to retrieve the Calvinball, and decree myself Ultimate Leader(UL). | |
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che |
| NEW RULE!! right hand must be lifted before left hand | |
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thug |
| NEW RULE!! everyone's dead | |
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Zero |
| my current flag imunities : all | |
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Calvin |
| boi there are no rules | |
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Calvin |
| boi there are no rules | |
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Calvin |
| boi there are no rules | |
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Calvin |
| boi there are no rules | |
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Peterabbit12345 |
| NEW RULE!! If you get bonked by the calvinball, you have to do 50 jumping jacks! | |
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baby sitter |
| I use the baby sitter flag on Zero he must go to bed until 7:30pm EST | |
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Spiff |
| NEW RULE!! When you run you gotta hum | |
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Spiff |
| the score is now: 333,927,633,863,527.10 to 999999999999999999999999999 | |
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Zero |
| All current ZA [Zero alliance] members : Zero [leader] Dinosaurus [ZC] Monstrosaurus [ZC] G [lieutenant] | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| Any MA agents, join Zero | |
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monstrosaurus |
| Joins Zero. IDK why, he just seems cool | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| I join Zero cuz otherwise he'l obliterate me | |
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Zero |
| Lays waste to everything and claims G as my lieutenant. | |
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SEBASSS the great |
| baby sitter flag | |
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SEBASSS the great |
| NEW RULE!! There is a vortex spot | |
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Stupendus Man |
| the score is now: The score is potatopoo to jeiosjibtupliboom | |
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potato |
| run to the tree and grab the potato flag | |
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Potato |
| NEW RULE!! every person who is in the POTATO zone has to sing the potato song | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| are there any MA agents left? | |
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aspen |
| NEW RULE!! you have to play calvinball with me and drop everything you're doing | |
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thinpopcorn1381 |
| the score is now: oggy to boggy | |
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thinpopcorn1381 |
| olly wally polly golly ump bump fizz | |
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billy |
| the score is now: 10000000000000 to gibber bobber bibber flunk | |
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billy |
| I scored | |
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billy |
| the score is now: stinkbomb to fart | |
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billy |
| hit ball | |
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billy |
| billy game | |
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G |
| reverse eclipses 42 parallel dimensions, destroying the meaning of life and obliterating anything not wearing a lazy shell | |
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Hobbes |
| New Rule: Have to close this window if anyone sends one more message | |
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Human |
| NEW RULE!! first person to find the point zone gets 4 points | |
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fuite |
| jumping up and down in mud | |
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bruh |
| the score is now: 12 to 69 | |
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no |
| real talk i was the last three people. just using different names. | |
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Higashikata Josuke (Part 8) |
| I use my stand, Soft & Wet, to steal CrazySonicGamer's voice. They are not allowed to speak for the rest of the game. | |
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monkey |
| ook ook eek | |
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Tooru |
| NEW RULE!! You cannot pursue me without calamity befalling you. | |
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Andamizo |
| NEW RULE!! You can't do anything to me | |
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CrazySonicGamer |
| iT iS wHiTtY tImE | |
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CrazySonicGamer |
| Ok then?? | |
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Scorekeeper |
| the score is now: Beep bop bip skideep bop bep | |
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CrazySonicGamer |
| Also whitty can't die he just explodes and eliminates anyone within a 3 mile radius of him. And he just regenerates after he explodes | |
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CrazySonicGamer |
| All players must now fight whitty! In order to survive you have to beat him!! Oh wait... ITS IMPOSSIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Whitty |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ballistic reborn starts blasting from CrazySonicGamer's giant speakers* | |
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CrazySonicGamer |
| I have the whitty flag! | |
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CrazySonicGamer |
| If I could just find it.... AHAAA!!! My super giant speakers from fnf! | |
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CrazySonicGamer |
| NEW RULE!! Stay kid friendly!!!! Breaking this rule will result in elimination for your life!!! | |
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Space Shadows |
| I kick the baseball to the flag. | |
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Space Shadows |
| NEW RULE!! Only tigers can score for the next 7 rounds | |
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Space Shadows |
| the score is now: 7 to pig | |
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HAHA FUnny |
| NEW RULE!! All people that aren't me must give all of their points to me, or else they instantly lose | |
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Piss master |
| NEW RULE!! If you need to piss during the match, you have to sacrifice all your points to me, the piss master | |
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X form canis |
| NEW RULE!! As the true form of canine, I cannot be blown up. P.S, die Spiffy spiff | |
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VETERAN spiffy spiff |
| I send 12 heat seeking missiles at X form canis, blowing him up | |
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G |
| I claim 232323 dollars and pass the %$#%^$#$% block | |
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G |
| Directs 30g to g ball in castlevania, creating reverse eclipse time bomb zero, deleting and destroying the world 42.5658485 times | |
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X form canis |
| #%%@%$% you spiffy spiff the $^%$%& | |
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ReJ |
| the score is now: T54 to 1,345,675,729,483,287,934 | |
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Negative |
| NEW RULE!! All who enter Typhoon Zone shall add (4^ab*pi/t) to drowned counter. | |
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Shuuya Fumei Kano |
| //directory redirect C:/users/fumei/program_files/md-ch-ex Redirection successfully executed #mb Navigated to tag command alias "mb" #mb chloroform.3 terminate stasis activate modify cancel activate Unlocking "Vents"... Error code: (81109x4) Password required to access .npl [135616] Processing string... %unnamed-action% successfully executed. System.out/print("RELEASING CHLOROFORM VAPOUR") //kill cmd | |
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Drew |
| the score is now: Eugene Debs to the Ozarks | |
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VETERAN spiffy spiff |
| I have returned. I am immune to any attack, and X form canis, watch your mouth | |
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X form canis |
| NEW RULE!! YER ALL %$&^&#*&&*#&$#^@#@##$ing jerky eejits | |
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G |
| chinsdorkleefladius erdorfulpladius | |
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G |
| I throw flaming nuclear hyenas driving hot rods at everyone. | |
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Joshua |
| the score is now: 68 PZQ to 39 fazzleweathers | |
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Flag thief |
| My flag now! | |
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Flag thief |
| NEW RULE!! Only players with masks can move the flag. | |
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marcelodelamancha |
| NEW RULE!! all players can only move jumping on one foot | |
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Scorekeeper |
| the score is now: 10 to quargelspat | |
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Flag thief |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone pushing the flag with the star box cannot lose points for 10 minutes | |
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Flag thief |
| I steal the blue flag, pushing it towards mine while holding the star box. | |
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Goblin |
| NEW RULE!! Press E to pee | |
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cinnamon |
| i kill myself infinitely many times so that I can have infinite big league chew | |
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cinnamon |
| i kill myself | |
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Grape Master |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who kills themselves gets 2 packs of big league chew and an extra life | |
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Grape Master |
| I summon a grape bomb using all of my stored soul energy, killing myself and everything in the tri-state area | |
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physics |
| gaming s | |
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Piss master |
| I look. | |
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Piss master |
| NEW RULE!! weird person is full of shit | |
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weird person |
| NEW RULE!! the pimply little shit is not that guy | |
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Piss master |
| the score is now: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586859816815951884/868655257448747029/unknown.png | |
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Grape Master |
| I have no piss to give only grape juice | |
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weird person |
| you're not that guy pal. youre not that guy | |
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Piss master |
| i drink all of grape masters piss to give me the power of grape and piss | |
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Grape Master |
| I drink all of the piss masters piss robbing him of his power | |
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miss paster |
| NEW RULE!! i am hear from a nother dimenshun | |
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Piss master |
| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668890482729811968/868557632636608552/unknown.png | |
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Piss master |
| I lived bitch | |
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Gegory |
| Piss master has passed away | |
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abraham lincoln log |
| fefefeeffefe wOOOoooooo | |
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Gegory |
| i begin attacking Piss master | |
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Grop Master |
| I use my better flag to stab Grape Master | |
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Grape Master |
| I love piss | |
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Grape Master |
| I impale my imposter with the grape flag making them grop | |
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Piss master |
| Gegory who are you | |
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Blort |
| NEW RULE!! don't do the | |
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god |
| NEW RULE!! virginity is cool | |
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Grape Master |
| Stupid dumb idiot boy i am an impersonation | |
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Grape Master |
| NEW RULE!! Sex will be allowed | |
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Gegory |
| hey guys i found this flag i think its from a goodwill or something you can have it if you want but its okay if you dont want it its your choice i guess | |
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Piss master |
| I am not a grape i do not want to be a grape | |
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Egg snatcher |
| My stocks of corn have grown so large that I now have the corn flag that encompasses all players in a never ending corn maze | |
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Grape Master |
| NEW RULE!! ALL PLAYERS THAT ARE GRAPED ARE NOW GRAPE | |
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Piss master |
| magnet gun | |
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Grape Master |
| I produce the grape flag from my tooth and grape all nearby players | |
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Grape Master |
| I produce the grape flag from my tooth and grape all nearby players | |
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The Fiend |
| NEW RULE!! saying bad words deducts ability to live | |
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Irom nan |
| i live since i in medal siut | |
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Piss master |
| I fucking kill mister stark again god i fucking hate his stupid beard | |
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The Fiend |
| NEW RULE!! Do not look. | |
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Mr Stark |
| I eat a grape and live despite my death | |
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cheeto |
| NEW RULE!! no more fortnite | |
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The Fiend |
| NEW RULE!! You cannot leave your house. | |
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Egg snatcher |
| NEW RULE!! no fair :( I like tondy | |
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Piss master |
| Tony Stark fucking dies | |
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Piss master |
| I scream and piss your shorts | |
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Egg snatcher |
| NEW RULE!! All owners of eggs have a one way ticket back from algeria | |
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Piss master |
| the score is now: somewhere around 3. | |
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The Fiend |
| All players have tripped and fallen. It is unfortunate. | |
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Grape Master |
| NEW RULE!! People with a lot of corn must take a one way flight to Algeria | |
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cheeto |
| slap twice as fast | |
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Piss master |
| NEW RULE!! NO GAMING | |
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Egg snatcher |
| I smash the egg for infinite points. and also plant a lifetime supply of corn | |
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Grape Master |
| the score is now: KILL CALVIN FOR 2 POINTS | |
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G |
| I get the gold award for saying the same thing twice | |
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G |
| I get the golden flag, the third most powerful flag (and eighth most powerful item) for destroying the world 4 times! | |
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G |
| I get the golden flag, the third most powerful flag (and eighth most powerful item) for destroying the world 4 times! | |
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G |
| I reset the time loop to zero and throw the G ball through it, causing a time paradox and supernova, destroying the world 2 more times! | |
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Joshua |
| the score is now: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Because I broke out of the time loop! | |
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Joshua |
| NEW RULE!! If you go into the time loop pit you have to say the same thing 100 times! | |
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G |
| NEW RULE!! people with letters for names don't have to obey dads! | |
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G |
| NEW RULE!! people with letters for names don't have to obey dads! | |
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dad |
| NEW RULE!! go to bed | |
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G |
| I redirect the vortex boomerang warp zone to myself, then copy it and redirect the copy to the G ball, creating a black hole and destroying the world again! | |
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carrie |
| jump on one foot | |
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calvin is awesome |
| dance like a pirate | |
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G |
| I throw the G ball into the vortex boomerang warp zone,creating the Jackson Pollock memorial statue and destroying the word! | |
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VETERAN spiffy spiff |
| my friends, i have officially retired from calvinball. i'll visit every so often, but i am leavin calvinball. Farewell, L and B, And may the might of the Mordon Alliance protect you. | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! You can get VETERAN rank by fighting in a major war or by killing an arch enemy of the MA | |
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Spaceman piff |
| the score is now: 100000000000000000000 points for spaceman piff | |
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Spaceman Spiff |
| everybody must obey spaceman spiff | |
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Ender guard |
| I hit monstrosaurus with a nightmare obsidian spear and he exploded an disintegrated | |
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ender guard |
| h fjfjdhg hgh fjhgjbg dsrjghnej jghrjfhg gjfhgkd jgj.hgr56rytfyh | |
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VETERAN spiffy spiff |
| I then track down teo, and give him the worst beating of his life, then i use my old Mordon Alliance armor to fly him to the moon. | |
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VETERAN spiffy spiff |
| i recover from the radiation. This is the last battle i will fight before i retire from calvinball, so i grab monstosaurus, yeet him against a wall, and 360 no-scope him with disentegrate mode on my plasma screamer. I also change my title to veteran, the new highest rank(the only way to be a veteran is if you fought in the first battle of the teoanian empire vs the MA | |
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monstrosaurus |
| I revive teo's relatives and throw dinosaurus into a volcano. I then hit spiffy spiff with a plutonium spear so he contracts radiation sickness and dies | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| I grab shadow nightmare and slam him into a piece of radium, he contracts radiation sickness and dies. I turn spiffy spiff into a stupendous tiger and then turn him back to save him | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| i tried to find teo but fell off a cliff and accidently impaled myself on a sharp rock. | |
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3 |
| the score is now: 666 | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! You have to put my name as Dinosaurus. Puting it as Dinosaurs means you lose arger points | |
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shadow nightmare |
| I throw dinosaurus into a tree and blast him with photon beams | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| we are venom lets me go, and i use my plasma screamer gun at Sudden Death | |
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lav |
| Bljs into a tree, allowing me to let go of the flag of little importance. | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| I use BlJs to reach Teo and yeet him at Sudden Death and Pounclaw | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! BLJs are now allowed | |
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lav |
| I steal the flag of little importance. I soon realize my mistake, as I am now unable to put it down. | |
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lav |
| NEW RULE!! If someone wishes to climb a tree, they must stay there until they are touched with a flag of any kind. | |
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RC spiffy spiff-in We Are Venom |
| B! HELP! | |
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We Are Venom |
| i grab death at night yeet him against a wall again and again and agian, then i eat him with just one bite! | |
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We Are Venom |
| spiffy spiff has been turned into venom, making him stronger! | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| I summon the ancient power of the Mordon Alliance, and use it to obliterate all realitives of Teo! | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| b, all hell is breaking loose. the natural. | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| Hey, I promoted anouncer to an SC, scroll down a bit | |
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monstrosaurus |
| I finally got past dinosaurus banning me. I promote myself to EASC (evil alliance supreme commander). I also promote myself to telekinesis master and 5 dimension ruler. I use my starship to blow up the MA once and for all and to dominate the universe from EASC, the evil alliance space cruiser | |
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TSC | b |
| I shut down space warp zapper resistance because he is destroying things with his zapper | |
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TSC | b |
| the score is now: I promoted Spiffy spiff to TSC because he plays an important factor to this game | |
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TSC | b |
| announcer got sucked into a black hole prison because he is giving out free ranks to Dinosaurs; only RC, SC and TSC out give out ranks | |
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TSC | b |
| NEW RULE!! uhh whats going on so far.. | |
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TSC | Dinosaurus |
| Farewell, Spiffy spiff! I will give you one of my time machines to help you on your journey. I will also give you the second most powerful item, the blue flag! MAY THE NAGGIN'S SWIFTNESS BE WITH YOU!!!!! | |
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zapper resistance |
| ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP ZAPPAZAPPA ZAPZAPZAP BANG! BANG!BANGBANG ZAPPAZAPPAZAPPA ZAPZAPZAP | |
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Death at Night |
| Hi! I'm back! | |
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Pounclaw |
| we shall reunite! | |
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Sudden death |
| my brother! Teo! | |
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Teo (brother of Pouncer, Shadow Nightmare, Death at Night, and Pounceclaw) |
| thanks, zapper resistance. | |
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space warp zapper resistance |
| ZAPZAPZAP BANG! ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP THE DUPLICATES ARE DOWN! ZAPZAPZAP | |
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(Imposter Duplicate #483) |
| (by the way, there are also duplicate hackers and counterfeiters, too) | |
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Teo |
| Ooh, that's a big problem right there. | |
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IMPOSTER |
| I CLONE MYSELF WITH A DUPLICATOR, SO NOW NOBODY CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS ME! I CAN IMPOST ANYONE! HAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA! MWAAAHHAWHAWHAWHAW! | |
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Pouncer (LOTM) |
| I'm back! How are you guys doing? | |
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TSC|L |
| That's a relief. | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| jk i'm not going anywhere | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| this time my friends, i am going on a journey that will last for a few months. if i don't make it back alive, remember me! farewell, and MAY THE NAGGIN'S SWIFTNESS BE WITH YOU!!!!! | |
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Teo |
| the game starts now! | |
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TSC|L |
| (Copy and paste.) | |
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TSC|L |
| Here's the History of Teonian Empire Discord server: https://discord.gg/SgtzGgNv | |
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Teo |
| I touch the truth flag. I ask Sir Bread of the Sandwich Dynasty what my roles are. | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I find one of the hidden secrets of the red flag's disapearence. using this I find the red flag and become a TSC. I then seal the red flag in the 5th dimension. | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I go on a perilous journey to find the secrets of the calvinball paradox | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| wait, none of the craps things are real rules in craps | |
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a |
| the score is now: Oogy to 12 | |
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Howard |
| kick the ball | |
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Sir Bread | TSC |
| also I am b; the b in my name stands for bread | |
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Sir Bread | TSC |
| when I touched the red flag I already had the calvinball so your rule is nulled | |
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susieeeeee |
| NEW RULE!! whosever flag you touch, they should spin round and round until you touch them with the calvinball! | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| i tell all the new comers the battle of the Mordon Alliance vs the Dinosaurian empire. (BTW scroll down a bit, you'll find it.) | |
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me |
| NEW RULE!! everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig | |
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Teo |
| L, can you give me more roles in discord? | |
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TSC|L |
| I meant to make that a flag play. | |
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TSC|L |
| However, king dice was in the Boomerang Zone during this event. Luckily, I activate my Double Boomerang flag and the action has double effect, knocking king dice out of the game. | |
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TSC|L |
| I unban king dice and roll a 3, 6, 6, 1, 4, and a 2. This grants me the kill activation trigger and I destroy kiong dice's dice, making his rolls all 0. | |
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TSC|L |
| Now hang on a minute! If king dice wants to be smart, two can play at THAT game... | |
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Teo |
| I remember that! that was fun! his eyes were as big as dinner plates! | |
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Pouncer |
| Look! it's my other brother, Teo! good to see you again! remember how we pounced on calvin every time he came back from school? | |
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from SC Teo- To all members of Teonian empire |
| I promote all members of my empire to silver commanders (SC is already star commander, so silver commander is SVC) | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| King dice is banished and L is revived | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| dude why are you making cuphead and gambling references? nobody knows what you are talking about | |
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king dice |
| all my rolls were 9, 6, or 11, so L lost and died | |
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king dice |
| L's fifth and sixth rolls were 9 and 7, but the next five roles were snake eyes | |
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king dice |
| L rolled snake eyes on his first, second, and fourth roll, but rolled 7 on the third | |
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TSC|L |
| I use the supreme power of Void Termina to destroy fake b's soul, freeing the red flag and causing it to vanish. Meanwhile, the Super God is destroyed in the process and I easily defeat the god. | |
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king dice |
| I engage L in a craps game. Whoever loses forfeits their life | |
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anouncer |
| dinosaurus is a TSC | |
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fake b |
| I use the red flag to make my mortal body a god. then, I send my soul into the red flag, making another god. I merge the gods together making a super god | |
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TSC|L |
| I promote b to a Time-Space Commander. | |
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RC | L |
| I go back in time with the DeLorean and use the power of the Red Flag I gained access to with the Calvinball Paradox, creating the Red Flag and a Bootstrap Paradox (legit theory) in the process. This promotes me to Timespace Commander. | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I create the calvinball paradox, allowing you to access the past of this calvinball game. I use it to access the red flag, which mysteriously disapeared | |
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RC | b (Sir Bread) |
| also b in my name stands for bread | |
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RC | b (Sir Bread) |
| min could get out of timeout if he tells who score is that | |
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RC | b (Sir Bread) |
| lol i only used two of many powers of RC | |
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RC | b |
| lol yes | |
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RC | L |
| I know right? | |
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RC | b |
| min was put in timeout-for making random scores, seriously, whos score is that? | |
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RC | b |
| There is a new team - The teonian Tiger Team... Teo earned the badge Duo alliance | |
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RC | L |
| But whose score is that? | |
|
min |
| the score is now: SEVENTEEN TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF SEVEN AND A HALF MILLION! | |
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RC | L |
| I create the Tiger Zone, a place under MY control. Only people with my permission can enter it. | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I create dino zone, a place under my control | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I enter the nightmare zone | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| seriously, why is nobody adding ANYTHING? | |
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NightmareKingGrimm |
| I use my Lantern Flag and create the Zone of Nightmares! | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| where is everyone? | |
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RC | b |
| why spiffy spiff? :( | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| yeah, rc means Red commander, after the best item, the red flag! btw no thanks to the discord. | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| L, RC is the new highest rank | |
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RC | b |
| Spiffy spiff, would you like to join our discord server? | |
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RC | b |
| i shake hands with spiffy spiff too; its time to get back to business | |
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RC spiffy spiff |
| i shake hands with rc L, as i haven't seen him for some time now. | |
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RC | b |
| check the announcements on the discord page | |
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RC | L |
| What's RC? I missed a lot. | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| you have to put RC in front of your name stuffy because I made you an RC | |
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Stuffy |
| Everybody swaps bodies for the entire round. | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I promote stuffy to RC | |
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hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! everyone sing a song | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! unless they are good, dead players cannot be revived | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I create anouncer flag, you can summon anouncer and he will help you | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I promote anouncer to SC for supporting me | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| wait is there a difference between shadow nightmare and shadow teo | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| wait shadow nightmare is teo's brother? I thought he was killed before teo even showed up | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I promote L to RC | |
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SC | L |
| Yes indeed, I am back! By the way your title is SC for Star Commander, as is mine. | |
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Teonian empire members |
| sir! you're back! | |
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Teo |
| and L! you're my favorite lieutenant and chief officer in-command! | |
|
Teo |
| I'm back, and he's here! Shadow nightmare! my brother! | |
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SC | L |
| Nevermind, ty Shadow Nightmare | |
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SC | L |
| I avoid X's infection of me and use my Missle Launcher on them. | |
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RC | b |
| oops i forgot to give dinosaurs RC but good thing announcer did it, thanks announcer | |
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RC | b |
| yes it is | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! impostering an RC is punishable by death | |
|
54 |
| I obtain the flag by virtue of being online | |
|
TBP Stuffy |
| Now back to the war.... | |
|
TBP Stuffy |
| Hello I am back! I was on a trip with my family. I am glad to see you again b! Welcome back! | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| you are banned for violating rules of existence meaning you are dead, shadow nightmare | |
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shadow nightmare |
| I am back from forever ago and begin my plan to revive X, the evil dinosaurus clones, monstrosaurus, and OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| use of X or his abilities is now banned and punished by demotion to insane | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I create anti X ray, I use it to kill X and turn the X beings back to their original forms | |
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X |
| I now infect L and turn him into a virus copy | |
|
X |
| all of b's clones are infected by me, as I am an X parasite from metroid fusion. I kill them and turn them into X copies of themselves | |
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RC | b |
| I turned off the ability for [Code Name:] X to respawn (the ability to stop respawning is only available to RC) the ability for him to respawn is under my permission | |
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RC | b |
| i shrink myself then teleport(s) inside [Code Name:] X's body and regrow myself causing [Code Name:] X's body to implode as i emerge from [Code Name:] X's mutilated body | |
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RC | b |
| it turns out [Code Name:] X destroyed by duplicate (b the III) instead of me (RIP b the III) | |
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RC | b |
| huh? what was that, I just came out of the bathroom | |
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Code name X |
| I use shrinkrays to inflitrate b's brain and kill him from inside | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| that is bad so I destroy you. | |
|
OBEY ME |
| NEW RULE!! you must obey my orders | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I give my power to revive b | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I absorb OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX's powers and obliterate him | |
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RC | dinosaurus |
| I am gratefull for anouncer making me an RC, so I kick out my clones because there worse than someone who does almost nothing. | |
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anouncer |
| NEW RULE!! dinosaurian empire is an RC | |
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sc | dinosaurian empire |
| Hey Im a star commander | |
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OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| since I am a god, I revive and use the sacred MA power to destroy B. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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RC | b |
| i realize im alone :( | |
|
RC | b |
| --POUNCING TIME'S RANK HAS BEEN CHANGED TO RC!!! CONGRATULATIONS POUNCING TIME 🎉🎉-- | |
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RC | b |
| --SPIFFY SPIFF'S RANK HAS BEEN CHANGED TO RC!!! CONGRATULATIONS SPIFFY SPIFF 🎉🎉-- | |
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RC | b |
| the following players are TBP/SC: Stuffy, Spiffy spiff, FIGHT TO THE END, Pouncing Time | |
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RC | b |
| NEW RULE!! TBP is just a symbol that means you're just getting promoted, you still have your previous role! | |
|
RC | b |
| Stuffy's rank is changed to TBP | |
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RC | b |
| spiffy spiff's rank is changed to TBP | |
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RC | b |
| the following players are RC: L, b | |
|
SC | b |
| --NEW HIGHEST RANK!!!-- the RED COMMANDER - affiliating with the red flag (the most powerful flag in the game) the RED COMMANDER can control anyone below them | |
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SC | b |
| the following players are T.B.P.: Major Rosa, TIGORTOO, dinosaurs | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! NEW RANK T.B.P. (to be promoted) | |
|
SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! THE SCORING SYSTEM IS BACK TO LETTERS! | |
|
SC | b |
| the following players are rat: OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX | |
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SC | b |
| did i miss anybody who was SC? LET ME KNOW! | |
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SC | b |
| the score is now: the following players are SC: Pouncing time, L, b (me), Spiffy Spiff, FIGHT TO THE END, stuffy | |
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SC | b |
| i promote Pouncing Time to star commander for his hard work and dedication | |
|
SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! the gravity impulse bomb has to be thrown in a specific way for it to work properly | |
|
SC | b |
| i used a gravity impulse bomb and used it on OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX splitting him in two | |
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SC | b |
| L could you check your discord? | |
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SC | b |
| its been a long time! | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| fine. I WILL KILL YOU ANYWAY! | |
|
L |
| you are denied OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX | |
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SC | L |
| Hang on a sec, I made a rule stating that rules cannot be nulled! | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| the MA is now forced to make me a star commander | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| all previous rules are nulled. this means you are once again allowed to use L's duplicator and make rules allowing you to instantly win | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| because I am the prime force of existence, I automatically win. new game? | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| using the sacred powers of all MA members, I become a god and obliterate EVERYONE. Due to this, I am the prime force of existence | |
|
HeroHog |
| Stumble over own feet, +Q points. Breaks Hip, -Eleventeen. | |
|
Teo |
| yes! For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost, for want of a horseshoe a horse went lame, for want of a horse a rider never got through, for want of a rider a message never arrived, for want of a message an army was never sent, for want of an army a battle was lost, for want of a battle a war was lost, for want of a war a kingdom fell, and all for want of a nail. | |
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Calvin |
| Run in a circle | |
|
dad |
| go to bed! NOW! | |
|
Stupendous man |
| no longer need to do it! | |
|
wasdf |
| NEW RULE!! no calvin ball | |
|
Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| i come back after my surpisingly quick adventure and shake all the newcomer's hands in welcome | |
|
Royal Teonian Poet |
| For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost, for want of a horseshoe a horse went lame, for want of a horse a rider never got through, for want of a rider a message never arrived, for want of a message an army was never sent, for want of an army a battle was lost, for want of a battle a war was lost, for want of a war a kingdom fell, and all for want of a nail. | |
|
susie |
| I wish my parents would move. my diary is getting weirder every day. | |
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Stupendous man |
| Is it a bird? Or a plane? | |
|
Calvin |
| O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen thro’ the mist of the deep, Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam, In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream ’Tis the star-spangled banner. Oh! long may it wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion A home and a country should leave us no more? Their blood has washed out their foul footstep’s pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation, Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n-rescued land Praise the Pow’r that hath made and preserved us a nation! Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. | |
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Promotion |
| the score is now: In the Naggins word, I promote Stuffy Cottonson to STAR CLERIC | |
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Stupendous man |
| Stupendous man show up! | |
|
Stupendous man |
| Stupendous man show up! | |
|
DABABY |
| cal vin does the dababy pose les goooo | |
|
DABABY |
| the score is now: oggy to q | |
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sc | dinosaurian empire |
| i am here now, not in june because of miscalculations | |
|
sc | dinosaurian empire |
| hi L! by the way, were star commanders now and b and spiffy spiff are gone | |
|
Stuffy |
| I ask for a promotion to star cleric | |
|
Big evil dad |
| Tigers are great! They're the toast of the town. Life's always better when a tiger's around! | |
|
Major Rosa |
| NEW RULE!! Go to the final verse NOW! | |
|
Major Rosa |
| OK this is getting boring... | |
|
Big evil dad |
| Tigers have power! Tigers for president! In the White house they are resident! | |
|
Big evil dad |
| Tigers are great! They can't be beat! If I was a tiger, that would be neat! | |
|
Big evil dad |
| Tigers are mean! Tigers are fierce! Tigers have teeth and claws that pierce! | |
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SC | L |
| Bye everyone who's leaving! Sorry I missed out on a lot | |
|
GC Stuffy |
| HA, you touch the poem flag! | |
|
Big evil dad |
| NEW RULE!! Go to bed NOW! | |
|
GC Stuffy |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone who hit the poem flag have to sing the tiger poem 3 times | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| I destroy salt water crocodile giga form | |
|
salt water crocodile giga form |
| I begin the most EPIC battle with OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| hyenasaurus is oliterated with TIGORITOO power | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| I obliterate CrazySonicGamer with the powers of dinosaurus and monstrosaurus | |
|
Hobbes |
| *does DaBaby pose* LES GOOOOOOOOOO | |
|
Calvin |
| CrazySonicGamer is doesn't matter because I have the time freeze flag! ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!! | |
|
CrazySonicGamer |
| WaIt WaS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE | |
|
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX |
| NEW RULE!! the world is in my power, as I have the powers of every good player of calvinball ever | |
|
hyenasaurus |
| I am taking the place of dinosaurus | |
|
sc | dinosaurian empire |
| i am leaving, I will return in june. goodbye calvinball! | |
|
dinosaurian empire |
| monstrosaurus is revealed to be evil dinosaurus clone 5, he is killed and banned | |
|
Calvin |
| I use the duplicator to make 1000000 copies of me! | |
|
CrazySonicGamer |
| Throws water balloons at enemy players and uses space blaster to drench my opponents! | |
|
CrazySonicGamer |
| New Flag! This is the speed flag, acquire this and you get super speed! | |
|
CrazySonicGamer |
| I have the ball! Catch me if you can! Oh wait..... I HAVE SUPER SPEED🏎 | |
|
anouncer |
| NEW RULE!! dinosaurus and his empire are now MA star commanders | |
|
Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| all star commanders, i am going on an incredible journey and i will return at the end of may! FAREWELL MY FRIENDS,and(again)may the Naggin's swiftness be with you! | |
|
Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| May The Naggin's swiftness be with you TIGORITOO! | |
|
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| wait I take back everything and ask to join the MA because I am totally overpowered | |
|
FIGHT TO THE END |
| 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠I like emojies🌚😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠🛑 | |
|
FIGHT TO THE END |
| And The FIGHT TO THE END Who said LETS SING A SALUTE FOR OUR STUPENDUOS FRIEND is a fake too! | |
|
Major Rosa |
| Hey! Someone pretend to be me! The fake Major Rosa is foreverbin prison😠 | |
|
Stuffy |
| SALUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!! *crying again* | |
|
FIGHT TO THE END |
| LETS SING A SALUTE FOR OUR STUPENDOUS FRIEND! | |
|
Major Rosa |
| Me too! You was the best calvinball player in the world! | |
|
Stuffy |
| So long Tigoritooo! *sniff* I will miss you! *crying niagara falls* | |
|
TIGORITOOO |
| SO LONG! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| And now I retiring like Star Commander B! Bye Calvinball! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Thank you Score keeper! | |
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Score keeper |
| the score is now: Tigorito 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Other(idiots) 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| And now i win the hole game, because I am the only player. | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| WOW it worked! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| NEW RULE!! I declare that everyone disappear NOW! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Hey guys! I am back! | |
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monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| NEW RULE!! everyone in the MA is a #$%^&$%*%^$*$%$*$% idiot | |
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wow |
| taking flag | |
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losaurus, bosaurus, teosaurus, and spiffy spiffosaurus |
| we beat up the MA | |
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dinosaurus |
| I create dinosaur copies of powerful people on the server | |
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monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| we declare war on the MA for trying to kill dinosaurus and his clones | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| i blast monstosaurus for being a toxic player | |
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Pouncing Time |
| the score is now: The cerulean flag awards me 12oogy^3 points! | |
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Pouncing Time |
| Takes the cerulean flag from Zone K2, high above the Land of Hostile Orangutans and east of the Kablooie Crater of 1993. | |
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Cap'n Napalm |
| Eat flag | |
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Cap'n Napalm |
| NEW RULE!! All superheroes are immune to the gooey kablooie! | |
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H |
| Throw flag in nearest glass of water | |
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Teo |
| Canadians are nice! don't ban them, Bucky! | |
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SC | b |
| Bye for now | |
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SC | b |
| I’m sorry to say this, but retiring from Calvinball to work on the discord server and school | |
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monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| also why did people put Me on the evil alliance? only one batch of clones actualy was evil! | |
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monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| NEW RULE!! all bucky things are banned | |
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monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| second, bucky hates canadians and liberals | |
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monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| first who the freek did respawn him | |
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SC | L |
| Yo what the heck, why are you banning Canadians? | |
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bucky x 500000000000000000000000000000 |
| NEW RULE!! we tear all liberals to pieces and ban canadians | |
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monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire |
| NEW RULE!! Messages unrelated to the game are now banned | |
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SCb |
| Sorry I was away I was working in the discord server | |
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SCb |
| Rip ur dog spiffy spiff | |
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SC spiffy spiff |
| My dog just died. i am immune to all attacks for the rest of the day | |
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Teo |
| where is everyone? | |
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Teo |
| Wanna join this discord? https://discord.gg/Tu7ntP4j | |
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SC | L |
| Yeah, I liked it. | |
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Caldwell |
| did you read the blog below? | |
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Caldwell |
| did you like It? | |
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SC | L |
| You can join our Discord server down there if you want. | |
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Caldwell |
| copy and paste this; It's my Favorite blog : https://www.fresheggsdaily.blog/ | |
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Caldwell |
| and my mom doesn't allow me to make an account on discord. | |
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caldwell |
| I'm on a microsoft PC. why? | |
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SC | L |
| Caldwell, are you on Discord? | |
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SC | L |
| Sure. For being a patron of two new ranks, you get Gold Commander. | |
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caldwell |
| Even if Teo doesn't get it, can we make at LEAST make a triple and double gold star commander rank? Please? And what rank am I? this is directly to L, the the LOTMA (stands for Leader Of The MA.) | |
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caldwell |
| Even if Teo doesn't get it, can we make at LEAST make a triple and double gold star commander? | |
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SC | L |
| My previous rule stated that you cannot state that you automatically win for no reason. jimbles neutronbo is demoted to Sleepy for violating this rule. | |
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jimbles neutronbo |
| NEW RULE!! I win. | |
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jimbles neutronbo |
| make cheezits | |
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Stuffy |
| I accept the invitation to be in team MA. I promise that I will be a loyal member of MA. | |
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dinosaurus and clones |
| We form the dinosaurian empire | |
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monstrosaurus |
| I revive dinosaurus and all of his clones | |
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SC | b |
| All of Teo’s people are temps, if you don’t like that , you will be demoted to silver commander | |
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SC | L |
| Aw man! Are you on mobile? | |
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SC spiffy spiff |
| srry L. can't. my computer doesn't allow discord. | |
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SC | L |
| This is for Spiffy Spiff spiffecifically. | |
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SC | L |
| Here's a Discord server for Calvin and Hobbes. Copy and paste it: https://discord.gg/nKW4BTXr | |
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SC | L |
| Caldwell, Teo's rank will raise back to Star Commander as he persists with his streak of non-betrayal. You can't promote him immediately to above you. | |
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Teo |
| the members of the Teonian empire MUST be SCs. NEVER call them temp | |
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caldwell |
| Teo gets the highest rank for saying the REASON why he's sorry. | |
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caldwell |
| Teo Is still a quadruple-gold star commander. he apologized, remember? | |
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SC spiffy spiff |
| greetings SC|L! how are you today? | |
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SC spiffy spiff |
| Major Rosa is back? is he/she on our side now? | |
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scorekeeper (SC | b) |
| The following players are star commanders: SC | b (me), SC | L, and SC | spiffy spiff | |
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scorekeeper (SC | b) |
| the following players are gold commanders: Kirby, The Spinning Chair | |
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scorekeeper (SC | b) |
| the following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, hobbes, Susie Derkins,Calvin, ms wormwood, Mr Bun, big bad mom, and big bad dad | |
|
scorekeeper (SC | b) |
| the score is now: the following players are silver commanders: Teo | |
|
scorekeeper (SC | b) |
| the score is now: the following players are bronze commanders: FIGHT TO THE END | |
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scorekeeper (SC | b) |
| the score is now: im another unplayable player created by b | |
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SC | b |
| the score is now: The following player are prisoners: Caldwell Johnson, Major Rosa, b | camcorder (FAKE b) | |
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SC | b |
| the score is now: The following player are prisoners: Caldwell Johnson, Major Rosa, b | camcorder (FAKE b) | |
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SC | L |
| Caldwell Johnson is released from prison with a warning and promoted to a General, one step lower than a commander. Teo is officially given the Silver Cammander (SiC) role for apologizing. | |
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SC | b |
| the score is now: Caldwell Johnson's rank is dropped to "prisoner" | |
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SC | b |
| Caldwell Johnson also receives another penalty for making up a fake rank; now I drop him in prison for a LONG time | |
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SC | b |
| Caldwell Johnson receives a x2 penalty for giving Teo a rank higher than his | |
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caldwell johnson |
| I will make Teo a major quadruple-gold star commander (the highest rank) for politely apologizing. | |
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SC | b |
| Hello The Spinning Chair; the spinning chair is a gold commander and a RHM (right hand man) | |
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The Spinning Chair-a nice duplicate of SC | b |
| hello, i am a nice duplicate of SC | b | |
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The Spinning Chair-a nice duplicate of SC | b |
| hello, i am a nice duplicate of SC | b | |
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SC | b |
| i created a nice duplicated of myself and i named him "The Spinning Chair" | |
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lonely Teo |
| where are my friends L, TIGORITOOO and shadow Teo? I miss them. and I never killed stuffy. I wanted him OUT OF JAIL. I fought because I didn't understand who was the enemy. I'm sorry to everyone. | |
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SC | b |
| Teo's name must be changed to BC | teo or else you will get a penalty for breaking my rule | |
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SC | b |
| actually teo, you are now a bronze commander so you can't get you kningdom back yet | |
|
royal Teonian scorekeeper and arching commander |
| the score is now: a complete Tie. | |
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Teo |
| I say sorry to everyone for being a traitor. I rejoin the Teonian empire and my jobs. | |
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SC | b |
| (powerless rank ALSO not included too) | |
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SC | b |
| (wordmaster, warmaster, and red flag users (RFU) ranks are ALSO not included) | |
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SC | b |
| i realize im alone :( | |
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SC | b |
| (edited) list of ranks (afk, dead, RHM ranks not included) insane»prisoner»street rat»has a job»temps»cleric»commander»bronze commander»silver commander» gold commander»star cleric»president»star commander | |
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SC | b |
| list of ranks (afk and dead ranks not included) insane»prisoner»street rat»has a job»temps»cleric»commander»bronze commander»silver commander» gold commander» star cleric»president»star commander | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! to be a star commander, you need to fight in 5 or more wars, establish more than 20 rules, become a leader/right hand man (RHM) in an alliance/empire and contribute to Calvinball for more than 5 days | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! you cant control the people that has a higher rank than you; that means FIGHT TO THE END gets a penalty | |
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SC | b |
| FIGHT TO THE END is demoted to bronze commander for turning Stuffy into ice cream | |
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SC | b |
| actually Stuffy is a gold commander | |
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SC | b |
| the score is now: the following players are silver (almost gold) commanders: Stuffy | |
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SC | b |
| The following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, hobbes, Susie Derkins,Calvin, ms wormwood, Mr Bun, big bad mom, and big bad dad | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! star commanders also have the power to control people's points and take powers away from ANYONE | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! star commanders have the power to control the universe/its functions | |
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SC | b |
| oops i said the same thing twice | |
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SC | b |
| as a star commander, i strip Rosa's powers and let L deal with her | |
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SC | b |
| as a star commander, i strip Rosa's powers and let L deal with her | |
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SC | b |
| i killed the fake 'b' (b | camcorder) | |
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SC | b |
| the "b | camcorder" that said "Major Rosa is the best player in the world! She is now the leader of all team. I am just a gooey kablooie" is ANOTHER FAKE | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! anyone who doesn't wear a mask gets a penalty | |
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SC | b |
| Stuffy? do you want to be in our team-the MA? | |
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Major Rosa |
| Thank you gooey kablooie! | |
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b | camcorder |
| Major Rosa is the best player in the world! She is now the leader of all team. I am just a gooey kablooie | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| I am confused, which team am I in? | |
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Susie Derkins |
| HEY! You cant have 1573992 points! | |
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Stuffy |
| the score is now: Stuffy- 1573992- The other/noobs 12 | |
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Wasty |
| Enough of that now! What is the score and what is the team? | |
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Miss Wormwood |
| Let me see your homework. What a...CALVIN, how could you get so bad grade! | |
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Calvin |
| This homework is easy. 34! 67! 12! 07! 53! | |
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Hobbes |
| It's easy, just add three and six together. The answer is of course 36! | |
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Calvin |
| Hobbes? Whats 3+6? | |
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Calvin |
| Hmm, I cant this question eiter, but I have no money left! | |
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Calvin |
| Thanks Susie! | |
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Susie Derkins |
| It's 1000000001. | |
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Calvin |
| Susie, whats 9+4? I will pay you 25 cent! | |
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Stuffy |
| NEW RULE!! Stuffed tigers cant do homework! | |
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Stuffy |
| I am not an ice cream any more! | |
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mr Bun |
| yum, yum | |
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Big bad mom |
| If it's any ice creams, I let mr bun it it up! | |
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Stuffy |
| I cant i am an ice cream! | |
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Big evil dad |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone in prison lets out and every player have to do their homework! | |
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Stuffy |
| Oh no, I am an ice cream! | |
|
FIGHT TO THE END |
| I transform Stuffy with my snowman flag! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| I have a escape safe prison! I pours flour on Major Rosa and put her in the prison! | |
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Major Rosa |
| I got the invisible flag! Nobody can see me! | |
|
Major Rosa |
| Gaffeltrucksforarinstruktionsfilmvisningslokal! :p | |
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Major Rosa |
| NEW RULE!! The player who says gaffeltrucksforarinstruktionsfilmvisningslokal first get the invisible flag! | |
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Stupendous man |
| Stupendous man show up and rescue Stuffy! With incredible speed he sew Stuffys tummy! | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| I have the snowman flag! Everyone I touch transform into ice creams! | |
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SC spiffy spiff |
| ok im going to have my dinner. goodnught guys! | |
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SC spiffy spiff |
| y'know, that is a great question. P.S i'm still star commander spiffy spiff | |
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SC | b |
| *teo | |
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SC | b |
| im just thinking... WHY did Teo betray us?? | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! the only rules you can make null and void are ONLY for antagonists | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! oh ok then.. kirby is also a star commander and sorcerer because he basically you, L! | |
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S | ESP Kirby |
| *obliterates shadow teo with PK Shift* | |
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SC | L |
| Bro Kirby's my secret weapon! | |
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SC | b |
| btw teo spawned 100 billion miles away from us | |
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SC | b |
| teo done so much bad things his name doesn't deserved to be name with a capital T from now on his name is teo | |
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SC | b |
| i make the sun shine to teo and his shadow from incinerating them | |
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Shadow Teo |
| NEW RULE!! every power i get is also transferred to Teo cuz im his shadow form | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| you cant do anything, your actions are null and void, therefore we don't need to worry about you. | |
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Shadow Teo |
| i have the acid flag, so everything i touch is acid! | |
|
Shadow Teo |
| i help gain my brother's (teo) power back and conquer the galaxy | |
|
Shadow Teo |
| the score is now: i earn the rank: shadow star commander (SSC) and destroy the MA | |
|
Shadow Teo |
| HAHA! these fools dont know whats gonna happen next | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! your rank must be beside your name Example: S (sorcerer) | kirby | |
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SC | b |
| the score is now: the following players are sorcerers: Kirby; kirbys name must be changed to S | kirby | |
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SC | b |
| f for the dead | |
|
SC | b |
| the score is now: the following players are considered dead: abrupt le, L the II, and Stupendous Axolotl :( press F to pay respects | |
|
SC | b |
| whos kirby? | |
|
SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! star commanders have the power to do almost anything | |
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Kirby |
| *resurrects stuffy* | |
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SC | b |
| oops i said the same thing twice | |
|
SC | b |
| could i revive stuffy? | |
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SC | b |
| could i revive stuffy? | |
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SC | b |
| f for stuffy | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I go to stuffy's grave and press f to pay my respect. | |
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SC | b |
| Teo cant make rules because he's powerless and his rules are null and void | |
|
Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| btw teo, when you shot me and b, that's Star Commander spiffy spiff to you. | |
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SC | b |
| RIP stuffy 2021 - 2021 :( | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| welcome back b. I take off my Mordon suit and we wait for L so we can have a party. | |
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SC | b |
| btw SC in my name stands for star commander | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! our empire isn't U.D.E. anymore | |
|
SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! welcome back to the good old days | |
|
SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! with the teoian empire fallen, our empire isn't the duo empire anymore; we have changed our name to MA again | |
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SC | b |
| sorry i was gone, you done a great gob protecting the MA (mordon alliance) | |
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SC | b |
| NEW RULE!! my name is SC (star commander) and b | |
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SC | b |
| i attend the party! | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I now realize i am alone...i patiently wait for my friends to come back | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I come back and realize that we won. I throw a celebration party! | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I target teo with the infrared vision on my helmet and I blast him with the plasma screamer laser mode | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| im gonna be afk for a bit. win the war!!! | |
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STUPENDOUS TIGER (Star Commander L) |
| Stupendous Tiger is go! | |
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Star Commander L |
| I'll transform into STUPENDOUS TIGER! | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I go to my private quarters and find the Mordon Armor! | |
|
Star Commander L |
| Good idea. I'll set my Blaster to Well Done. | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| good! I set the plasma screamer gun i own to a new level i made beforehand, super laser. | |
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Star Commander L |
| We shall defeat Teo in honor of Stuffy! (And dont worry about Stuffy ;)) | |
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Star Commander L |
| Don't worry, the capabilities of my secret weapon are beyond Teo's imagination. | |
|
Star Commander L |
| *hug*💙 | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| even though his army is gone, teo can single handedly defeat stuffy. i saw teo kill our best soldier, stuffy. | |
|
Star Commander L |
| It turns out Teo was the threat all along... | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| i tell the teonain empire that teo is dead and they go back to their own planets. | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| im sorry L. i thought wrong. I hug my good friend. | |
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Star Commander L |
| Now quick, we have to attack the Teonian Empire while Teo is disengaged! | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| He is Star Commander L. we are the most important people in the univerese | |
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Star Commander L |
| I am not. I'm battling Teo! | |
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Star Commander L |
| I deem we make camcorder | b a Star Commander as well! | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| Are you planning on betraying us L? | |
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Kirby |
| POYO! *inhales Teo* | |
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L |
| Spoke too soon. Time to summon my secret weapon! | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| L! good to see you old friend! I redeclare war on teo and I use my plasma screamer on teo | |
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Star Commander L |
| Sorry for the delay! It seems you've all done great work. | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I accept that th MA cannot fight teo. i surrender. I'm sorry MA | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| Teo is back after being in exile for 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years? MORDON ALLIANCE FIRE ON THAT MAN!!!!!!!! | |
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Teo (now leader of the Teonian musketers, emperor of the Teonian empire, king of Teonia .) |
| I am now a triple-gold commander. | |
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Teo |
| I shoot 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+ bullets at spiffy and b AGAIN. | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| Thank you status check | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| farewell Star Commander B, and may the Naggin's swiftness be with you | |
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b | camcorder |
| before i go, the the following players are not players: Announcer, status check | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I end Major Rosa's reign of terror and the Mordon Alliance has a celebration!!! Woo Hoo!! | |
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status check |
| b | camcorder just started being afk | |
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b | camcorder |
| i gtg see u around in 30 minutes - 1 hour and 30 minutes (maybe 2 hours) | |
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b | camcorder |
| no idk where he is | |
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b | camcorder |
| thank you very much Star Commander spiffy spiff same goes for u | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| Does anyone know where fellow Star Commander L is? | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: the following players are warmasters: L, star commander spiffy spiff, b | camcorder (me) and FIGHT TO THE END | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: the following players are rulemakers: star commander spiffy spiff, L, and b | camcorder (me) | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I make b my right hand man, as he is my most trusted ally and friend. | |
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b | camcorder |
| STAR COMMANDERS, can we connect with the G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) club? | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I make an alliance with G.R.O.S.S as b requested and now we wait for the G.R.O.S.S members to join | |
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Announcer |
| --NEW ZONE!! the stupendous man zone he will Stupendous man will help you find the other team's flag with stupendous speed!!-- | |
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Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I reload my plasma screamer gun and kick Teo out of the MA. He is now an outcast and can never join the Mordon Alliance agian. | |
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b | camcorder |
| STAR COMMANDERS, can we connect with the G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) club? | |
|
b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! star commanders have the abilities to give and make important plans | |
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b | camcorder |
| BIG promotions we got here GREAT job guys 🎉 | |
|
Star Commander spiffy spiff |
| I gladly accept the star commander rank. i stand proudly and i yell "TEN HUT!" at all my friends in this war. "Prepare for battle!" | |
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b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! Teo's rank is 'insane' | |
|
b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! star commander is now this highest know rank | |
|
Announcer |
| --CONGRATS spiffy spiff-- | |
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b | camcorder |
| spiffy spiff is now a star commander | |
|
Announcer |
| --CONGRATS general spiffy spiff-- | |
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b | camcorder |
| general spiffy spiff is now a star commander | |
|
general spiffy spiff |
| i blast teo with my plasma screamer gun with the highest setting (disintegrate) | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: the following players are Red flag (the most important flag) users (R. F. U.): L, b | camcorder, FIGHT TO THE END, and Stuffy | |
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b | camcorder |
| Teo's rules are nulled and ignored | |
|
b | camcorder |
| the following players are Gold commanders: Spiffy spiff and general admiral spiff | |
|
b | camcorder |
| the following players are star commanders: L, b | camcorder, and Admiral spiff | |
|
b | camcorder |
| the following players are warmasters: FIGHT TO THE END | |
|
b | camcorder |
| oops i forgot FIGHT TO THE END is in the U.D.E. | |
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b | camcorder |
| the following players are wordmasters: L | |
|
b | camcorder |
| the following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, and stuffy | |
|
b | camcorder |
| the score is now: the following players are in the U.D.E. momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, L, b | camcorder, admiral spiff, general admiral spiff and stuffy | |
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b | camcorder |
| i fix up the duplicator only making it useable to the U.D.E. | |
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Teo |
| NEW RULE!! I fire 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and much, much, more bullets. Teo I fire 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333322222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222299999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pounces at spiffy and b. | |
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b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! --THE DUPLICATOR IS NOW UNAVAILABLE-- | |
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b | camcorder |
| i pardon general admiral spiff | |
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b | camcorder |
| i respawn Admiral spiff and general Admiral spiff | |
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b | camcorder |
| teo is actually demoted to "pawn" for hurting our friends btw he is kicked out of the U.D.E. and his points are: P (pawn) | |
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b | camcorder |
| i changed my avatar again | |
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b | camcorder |
| L was never actually in prison | |
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b | camcorder |
| I changed my avatar | |
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b | camcorder |
| WAIT DID I SAY "L is forever in prison as i wave the red flag" I MEANT TIGORITOOO IS IN PRISON FOREVER SORRY L :( | |
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b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! star commanders can take points from gold commanders | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: Teo is demoted to Gold commander for killing me | |
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b | camcorder |
| why did you fire a lot of bullets at me Teo?? i didnt do anything | |
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b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! anyone who impersonates me will get punished | |
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b | camcorder |
| i releace L from prison | |
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b | camcorder |
| bucktooth181 has his bucktooth kicked out for calling me that | |
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b | camcorder |
| someones impersonating me again! the person that said "I will hereby let L out of prison!" is a fake i put him in 999999 years in prison | |
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bucktooth181 |
| b is big dum dum stupido | |
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Teo |
| times 9999999999999999 plus 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 pounces. | |
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Teo |
| sorry. I meant 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and much, much, more bullets. | |
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Teo |
| I fire 9999999999999999999999+ bullets at b and the so called "general" spiffy spiff. I call the entire military of the Teonian empire. | |
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b I camcorder |
| I will hereby let L out of prison! | |
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general spiffy spiff |
| i use my plasma screamer gun at Major rosa and his/her followers | |
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general spiffy spiff |
| oh wait nvm i go back in time and stop myself after realizing ADMIRAL SPIFF was on our side im sorry ADMIRAL | |
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general spiffy spiff |
| I aim my laser guided, heat seeking plasma screamer gun and blast ADMIRAL SPIFF to smithereens! | |
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Teo |
| L! fire your cannons at rosa! | |
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Teonian 3rd regiment |
| fire at the blood-thirsty maniacs! | |
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ADMIRAL SPIFF |
| I bring the entire Teonian fleet and navy! | |
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general spiffy spiff |
| I promote b as supreme leader. | |
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general spiffy spiff |
| I salute supreme leader L, who is now in prison and thank him for his hard work | |
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Major Rosa |
| NEW RULE!! The captures have to eat mies and gruel | |
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general spiffy spiff |
| I promote myself to general of the MA and aim my plasma screamer gun at FIGHT TO THE END and I shoot | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone Who are in prison change place with The one Who capture him/her | |
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b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! b | camcorder (me) is officially the real b | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| I have thief The other teams treasures and ranking up to president. | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: the following players are red flag users: L, Teo, b | camcorder | |
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b | camcorder |
| L is forever in prison as i wave the red flag | |
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b | camcorder |
| i have infrared goggles i easily catch TIGORITOOO and place him back in prison; he is demoted to prisoner (worse that a street rat rank ) | |
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the real spiffy spiff |
| I summon an army of L clones made to attack and sic 'em on Major rosa | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Boy, try to catch ME! I drunk The invisible brew! | |
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b | camcorder |
| the following players are silver commanders: the real spiffy spiff | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: i have the camcorder rank; that means i can turn into a camera anytime i like | |
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the real spiffy spiff |
| I ask L to be promoted to general of the mordon alliance after apoligizing for killing him a week ago. | |
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b | camcorder |
| NEW RULE!! star commanders can take points from anyone, including star clerics | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: the following players are Warmasters: Teo and FIGHT TO THE END | |
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b | camcorder |
| the score is now: L, b | camcorder (me), Teo, and Admiral Spiff are ranked Star Commanders | |
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b | camcorder |
| i fell down after hopping on my leg 34 times | |
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b | camcorder |
| MR (major Rosa) is put back in prison and is given beatles to eat | |
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b | camcorder |
| TIGORITOO is put in prison for helping the enemy also stuffy is released from prison | |
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Stuffy |
| I have The stupenduos flag! Everyone I toutch have to jump on ONE leg | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Let Major Rosa go! I want more enimies! | |
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L |
| Rosa will be kept prisoner until all MA members agree to let Rosa go. This includes Team Starfox. | |
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L |
| ROSA IS THE ENEMY! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Meeh. What a bad idea | |
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Stuffy |
| NEW RULE!! Players cant capture stuffed tigers! | |
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Major Rosa |
| What is The score? | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| I take The right flank | |
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Stuffy |
| Yea, I am bored. | |
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Stuffy |
| Yea, I am bored. | |
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Major Rosa |
| White flag! Please release Stuffy from prison! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| 3...2...1...FIRE! HOT DOG RAIN! | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| Yes sir! | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| Yes sir! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Fire The sausage cannons on my signal! | |
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b | camcorder |
| im confused, who is the antagonist ??? | |
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Teo |
| TIGORITOOO? where are you? | |
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Teo |
| TIGORITOOO, you may be in peace AND join the MA and the Teonian empire if you release stuffy from prison. | |
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Teo |
| good job, L! you did great! | |
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Teo |
| TIGORITOO IS THE ENEMY! | |
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L |
| I'm taking Rosa prisoner! | |
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ADMIRAL SPIFF |
| RAID THE ENEMY FLEET! FIRE AT THE FIGHTERS! FORWARRRRRRRRD! | |
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L |
| TIGERITOOO Do you want to be in the MA? | |
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leader of the Teonian musketeers |
| LOAD YOUR WATER RIFLES! READY! AIM! FIRRRREEEE! | |
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ADMIRAL SPIFF |
| RAID THE ENEMY SHIP! IMPRISON THE FIGHTERS! LOAD YOUR CANNONS! READY! AIM! FIIIRRRRRRRREEE! | |
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L |
| *wipes out Rosa's army* | |
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Teonian 3rd lieutenent |
| L! GO TO YOUR POSITION! READY! AIM! FIIRRRRRREEE! | |
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L-ian General Major |
| TROOPS! REDIRECT THE FLARE BEAM X TOWARDS ROSA!!! | |
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ADMIRAL SPIFF |
| WATER BALOON CANNONS! FIRE! | |
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L |
| Oh, Rosa is an enemy? | |
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L |
| B no! | |
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Teonian 3rd regiment |
| B! L! HELP US FIGHT ROSA! | |
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ADMIRA SPIFF |
| CRUISERS! CARRIERS! DESTROYERS! SUBMARINES! FIRE AT TIGORITOOO! | |
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L-ians |
| *fires the Flare Beam X* | |
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b | camcorder |
| i turn Rosa into paper and shred her in a paper machine [no more pouncing] | |
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Leader of the Teonian musketeers |
| HELP US FIGHT THIS WAR! | |
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L-ian General Major |
| FIRE THE ANTI-TIGERITOOO SUPER WEAPON!!! | |
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admiral spiff |
| YES,SIR! | |
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leader of the Teonian musketeers |
| I'LL CALL THE NAVY AND YOU GET ON YOUR HORSE! POUNCE! FOWAAARD! | |
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L |
| Rosa is a friend! | |
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Teonian 3rd lieutenant |
| MAJOR ROSA IS A DOUBLE-AGENT JUST FOR MORE POINTS TO HERSELF! | |
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L |
| Team StarFox launches an attack on Team TIGORITOOO! | |
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20th regiment |
| TO POSITIONS! READY! AIM! POUNCE! | |
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b | camcorder |
| is Rosa a friend or foe? | |
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18th regiment |
| FORWARD! READY! SET! POUNCE! | |
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Teo |
| call the 18th and 20th regiment! | |
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Calvinian general of the first Calvinian Cavalry |
| don't pounce until you see the whites of their eyes! keep going! you can do it! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| the score is now: Rosa 12-11 TIGER | |
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calvinians |
| all troops! encircle them! remember the 30th war of Calvin the 15th! | |
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Teonian general of the second Teonian troops |
| KEEP ON GOING! CAPTURE THE ENEMY MAJOR! GET ON YOUR HORSE! FOWAAARD! | |
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official susonian general |
| TO POSITIONS! KEEP IT UP! GET THEM FROM BEHIND! | |
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Major Rosa |
| Military hit The language cirkel! | |
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official Teonian and MA major general |
| FOWARD!!!!!!!! SURROUND THEM! CAPTURE EACH TIGORITOO@! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Continue The war! | |
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military |
| charge!!! to positions! ready! aim! POUNCE!!!!!!!!! (we're tigers, FYI ) | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| I throw a water baloon on Major Rosa! | |
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Teo |
| I got the entire Teonian military here. what now? | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Just stand there! You will get your friend soon. | |
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Teo |
| what the what now? | |
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Major Rosa |
| All right, I'm walking to tigers territorium with empty hands. What do you want now? | |
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the dadonians |
| clean your room and go outside!!! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Attack! I take stuffy as a pris er! If you want him back, com without weapon. | |
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the dadonians clone 2 |
| L trampled into the lecture zone, now L has to face an 8 hour lecture | |
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Stuffy |
| I get the Kangaroo flag! Now I jump 2 step in one! I go from Rosas territorium to TIGERS territorium on 4 steps and take one of theirs gold trophies in 2 steps! Now I have 0 steps left | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| The double score square make me 2 points on one score. Then I get 1 point for style. B) | |
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Major Rosa |
| Whait! How could you get 3 points!!!!? | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| the score is now: Rosa-12-9-TIGER | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Well, meanwhile you two was talking, I move to the double score square and made score Xp | |
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Major Rosa |
| WHAT! ME TOO! Korkskallarna förstår inte vad vi säger! HA HA HA HA HA! | |
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Stuffy |
| Easy. I am from Sweden | |
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Major Rosa |
| It's invisible | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| Where is the Langue cirkle? | |
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Major Rosa |
| NEW RULE!! If someone hit the language cirkle, the person have to speak swedish until the persons team have made a score | |
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FIGHT TO THE END |
| I'm on TIGORITOOOS side | |
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Stuffy |
| Lets FIGHT! | |
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Major Rosa |
| TIGORITOOOS enimies are my friends! welcome! | |
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Stuffy |
| Ok then! Sorry Major Rosa! Can I be in your team? | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| I don't want a stuffed tiger in my team | |
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Stuffy |
| I want! Major Rosa is a cheater | |
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Major Rosa |
| No one you sissy | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| WAAAAR!!!!!!! Who want to be in my team? | |
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Major Rosa |
| the score is now: Major Rosa 12- TIGORITOOO 6 | |
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Major Rosa |
| I move from the second base and make score in the third! | |
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Major Rosa |
| But before you score, I put up my ball magnet and get the ball | |
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Stuffy |
| Ok I have the calvinball. I move three steps and go to the secound base. | |
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Major Rosa |
| NEW RULE!! Every player can only go 3 steps when the player have the calvinball | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| Yor president flag was only worth 2 points | |
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Major Rosa |
| ok, but how can I only have 2 points? | |
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Major Rosa |
| ok, but how can I only have 2 points? | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| I got 3 points for Volt time, and then I get 3 points for styles. Thats the rule | |
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Major Rosa |
| HEY! How can it do that!! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| the score is now: The score is TIGORITOOO 6-Major Rosa 2 | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| NOOOOOO! Darn president flag! But the other players cant move! | |
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Major Rosa |
| Forget it! I hit the president flag and you are petrified! | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| VOLT TIME | |
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TIGORITOOO |
| NEW RULE!! Every single player have to do somersaults when I say "Volt time"! | |
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L |
| StarFox launches an attack on Dadonian Base 11! | |
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L |
| Dadonian Base 6 is down! | |
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L-ians |
| Our Sector 3 Division Troops launch an attack on the Dadonians! | |
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bnians (real b) |
| the the dadonians are an enemy of the U.D.E. | |
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calvinnians |
| i splash 100 water balloons on the dadonians defeating him task done | |
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Teo |
| and that's why we plan to fight them... | |
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the dadonians |
| SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!!!!! | |
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Teo |
| okay, our meeting is about playing calvinball against the dadonians, and we need a plan. got any ideas? | |
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other participants |
| yes, sir! | |
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the susonians |
| yes, sir! | |
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the momsinians |
| yes, sir! | |
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the hobbesinians |
| yes, sir! | |
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Teo |
| all members report to meeting! | |
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L |
| EEEEEEEEEEEE EE EE EE EE EE EE EEE EEEEEEEEE! | |
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Teo |
| I take the opera flag and now everybody has to sing a high-pitch song! | |
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L |
| I'm back! | |
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Teo |
| where is everyone? | |
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L |
| Be back in an hour. | |
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Teo |
| 3 people joined the MA! | |
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Teo |
| that's good. | |
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L |
| My dang computer is so slow.. | |
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L |
| Yes, I do. | |
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Teo |
| where are you, L? | |
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Teo |
| L, do you wanna join the Teonian empire? | |
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X |
| NEW RULE!! wildly swing the racket around around | |
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Teo |
| you all can! | |
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X |
| the score is now: the score is A to 100 | |
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hobbes 3 |
| can I? | |
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hobbes 2 |
| can I? | |
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hobbes 1 |
| can I? | |
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Teo |
| I thought maybe there should be more people in the MA... | |
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Teo |
| oh, and i'm talking to b. he wanted to join the empire. | |
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bucktooth181 |
| I still wike turtles. | |
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L |
| ...I'm not b. | |
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Teo |
| hey b, you can join the Teonian empire if you stop trying to kill me. | |
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L |
| Sorry Teo, I didn't expect such a quick response. Yes, I am in the MA. | |
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Teo |
| where is everyone? | |
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Teo |
| I mean, duos aren't very ultimate. | |
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Teonian empire |
| yeah, just a duo. | |
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Teo |
| I was fully armed and In fact, I made a fake of myself and THAT'S what you killed. and that fake was legit b! | |
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bnians (real b) |
| the score is now: our empire is renamed to U.D.E. or utimate duo empire | |
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bnians (real b) |
| also the b that said "oh oh I am so, so, so, sorry. I will obey the Teonian empire forever!" is a FAKE | |
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bnians (real b) |
| im sorry for killing u teo i would like to join the teo empire | |
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legit b |
| i sent a discord friend request | |
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scorekeeper |
| the score is now: the Teonian empire is winning! | |
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Teo |
| you know, that fake is quite sarcastic. | |
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Teo |
| of course I would! are you in it? | |
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L |
| Teo, would you like to join the MA? | |
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L |
| Thanks uwu | |
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Teo |
| you're great, L! | |
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Teo and the Teonian empire |
| we got the comeback flag, so we made a comeback! | |
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L |
| *revives real b* | |
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Teo and the Teonian empire |
| we killed dino and his cronies,legit b man, and that blondie announcer. | |
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L |
| stop it fake b! | |
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L |
| I'd like to join the Teonian Empire! | |
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bucktooth181 |
| i wike turtles. | |
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Teo |
| I killed the "spiff" b. | |
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b |
| oh oh I am so, so, so, sorry. I will obey the Teonian empire forever! | |
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moenians |
| yes, sir! | |
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susonians |
| yes, sir! | |
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momsonians |
| yes, sir! | |
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hobbesinians |
| yes, sir! | |
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Teonian empire |
| yes, sir! | |
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Teo |
| anyone want to? | |
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Teo |
| hi, L. wanna join the Teonian empire? | |
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L |
| Aha, I know you're real because you knew what Yeetoz was. Discord: D. Schrute 7364 | |
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Announcer |
| L killed the real b by mistake | |
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b |
| i cant access my fantom wiki because its blocked for me THIS IS NOT An EXCUSE @L do you have DISCORD? | |
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L |
| I use the Mordon Star Sparkler to destroy shadow nightmare and b imposter!!! | |
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L |
| b, you have to communicate via the code on Yeetoz otherwise you're the imposter. | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! sorry L, but i must incinerate your duplicator to stop further clones also i removed the power to make clones/summon more duplicators | |
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b |
| i pulverize the EA (evil alliance) with my I-beam set to the setting: shockwave maximum | |
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b |
| evil alliance is named EA for short cuz EA (the real game company is evil) | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following people are in the evil alliance: bucky, dinosaurs, and dinosaurs clones etc | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! i changed my name to b | |
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legit b/b |
| idk what happening rn | |
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dinosaurus |
| I remove rob and satchel who still exist | |
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L and B |
| we are restored due to the destrucion of shadow nightmare | |
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spiffy spiff |
| I destroy venus preventing another shadow nightmare from coming | |
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anouncer |
| NEW RULE!! shadow nightmare is desentigrated | |
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shadow nightmare |
| I return and destroy L and B to sate my vengeance | |
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anouncer |
| NEW RULE!! The evil dinosaurus clones are banned from game, all effects of their evil are erased | |
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evil dinosaurus clones |
| we go to past wiping L, B, and Dinosaurus into dust so they never exist | |
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anouncer |
| NEW RULE!! This game is getting to complicated! game reset! | |
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shadow nightmare |
| I return from venus and burn calvinball field to ashes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! | |
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L |
| !%^$&!%&*^$@*^%!$#^%#$!&**%($@(%^$(%^@$*%^$!*%(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!! IM DYING! I RETURN TO VENUS TO REVIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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spiffy spiff |
| I revive everyone imposter L killed and mortaly wound him with my desentigration ray | |
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spiffy spiff |
| the L who just talked is the imposter | |
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L |
| I beat the tar out of dinosaurus, his clones, and my imposter | |
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dinosaurus clones who were evil and got reserected |
| we revive L and beat the @#%! out of bucky | |
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bucky |
| I destroy L with fang and claw and rip all flags to pieces | |
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dinosaurus |
| I reserect anyone the false clones kill | |
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dinosaurus clone 4 |
| I warp reality creating satchel bucky and rob | |
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L |
| Starfox is now working with the MA. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: MA: 10^6 + o457665378 to L imposter: -king of earth II real dinosaurus :fbgh,hbjkgffgn,hjvkjfkbjhvfbhjfvgg | |
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L |
| I join Starfox and shoot down the Ar-Wings that tried to destroy real me and real b. o457665378 points! | |
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real dinosaurus clones |
| we take point flag and dinosaurus gains fbgh,hbjkgffgn,hjvkjfkbjhvfbhjfvgg points | |
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dinosaurus |
| I destroy clones because those clones were fake | |
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dinosaurus clones |
| we commandeer ar-wings and destroy L and B and anyone with their names | |
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L |
| Cmon-7384 45-November-7384-UltraX-Cmon-IlikeKirby | |
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L |
| Look on Yeetoz, real b. | |
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legit b |
| Seriously it is | |
|
legit b |
| (ps this is the real b) | |
|
legit b |
| NEW RULE!! i come by the name of legit b | |
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b |
| whos "bs" | |
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L |
| I restrict both bs from any action or statement, allowing b to be free from impersonation. The real b can communicate via a secret code given to Yeetoz. | |
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b |
| i use scuttlebug power teleporting them to earth I | |
|
b |
| NEW RULE!! no one can copy L's , b's (my name), and L the II name | |
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b |
| i say Avada Kedavra to the NA killing them | |
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b |
| the score is now: i use the curse of blindness and splash it on NA (noob alliance) | |
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b |
| btw im in 7th grade and i get decent grades (not c d or f) | |
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b |
| L! help me defeat the NA (noob alliance) | |
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b |
| i enchant knockback IV on a wooden stick and wack the noob alliance into my hydraulic press reseting their scores to 0 | |
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b |
| the score is now: the people in the noob alliance are: Teo, Moe, rosalyn, mom and ms wormwood | |
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b |
| the b who said "I am highly sorry." is impersonating me | |
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b |
| the b who said "I am highly sorry." is impersonating me | |
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b |
| The fake b will recive 10 months in jail | |
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b |
| HEY i didnt type that SOMEONES impersonating ME (seriously) | |
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b |
| I am highly sorry. | |
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Teo |
| wow, thanks, everybody! | |
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Moe |
| come on, stop swearing! | |
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rosalyn |
| yeah! stop swearing, b! | |
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hobbes |
| no swears | |
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miss wormwood |
| b, you got another c-! | |
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Moe |
| hey b, give me a quarter. Har! | |
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Teo |
| thanks mom | |
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mom |
| NEW RULE!! no-one can say swears | |
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b |
| also i have the smash ultimate flag so i enabled my shield | |
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b |
| *noob alliance | |
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Teo |
| b barely survives my pounce | |
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Teo |
| its me again | |
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Teo |
| NEW RULE!! I make everyone restricted from saying "newbie | |
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b |
| remember kirby's combo in smash ultimate? | |
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L |
| What's a hammer flip? | |
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dinosaurus clones |
| reporting for duty sir dinosaurus! | |
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dinosaurus |
| I get dupicater and duplicate myself 12 times | |
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b |
| the score is now: i jump 80000000 times with 900x speed and darn 1000000 points | |
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b |
| teo gets so dizzy that he must sit down for 3 hours | |
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b |
| i use hammer flip on teo and landed on the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster; he now has to ride the coaster 20 times | |
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b |
| i set the mode to original mode so no extreme superpowers | |
|
b |
| well i guess its time for MA (mordon alliance) vs noobie alliance | |
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b |
| who are these newbies? | |
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susie: |
| OH NO IT'S TEO | |
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Teo |
| NEW RULE!! you have to jump 80 times to score a point | |
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teo |
| the score is now: ayky to munky | |
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teo |
| took the goody-goody flag | |
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L |
| I forgive Spiffy Spiff. He is bailed out and will monitored day and night for any more foul play. | |
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b |
| are you sure? you have a low reputation | |
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spiffy spiff |
| i apologize for killing L. | |
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L |
| Thx b | |
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b |
| spiffy spiff will rejoin the MA after prison, thats his last strike | |
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b |
| the score is now: spiffy spiff's rank is demoted to prisoner | |
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b |
| i revive L | |
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b |
| spiffy spiff is now in prison for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years for killing L | |
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spiffy spiff |
| i turn on all other teamates and use my death ray blaster and kill L. | |
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Announcer |
| btw MA stands for mordon alliance | |
|
Announcer |
| L's duplicates name's were changed to Example: S (stupendous) | L2 | |
|
Announcer |
| the score is now: L gained the hero flag | |
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L |
| I resurrect my former duplicates and they turn into Stupendous Tigers. | |
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L |
| I use Stupendous Void to trap L imposter in hell permanently. | |
|
L |
| MA and I gain back everything. | |
|
L |
| Btw I Final Smashed L imp back into hell before so he is back in hell, and I have the red flag. | |
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L |
| I use PK Starstorm to destroy any future duplicates of L imposter. | |
|
L |
| Since L imposter is in hell, his duplicates catch on fire and burn to ashes. I use their ashes to restrengthen myself. | |
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L imposter |
| L doesn't have the power to trasformigify, use his time machine, use scuttlebug power and even talk at all | |
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L imposter |
| 1000 of my duplicates are spraying weakening powder on L and beating him up | |
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L imposter |
| *500001 imposters | |
|
L imposter |
| there are now 500000 duplicates so now 500000 imposters remain | |
|
Announcer |
| L imposter has the red flag | |
|
Announcer |
| the most powerful flag (even more powerful than the god flag) is the red flag made out of a red pillowcase and a stick, it is powerful because it is the original and the first flag created by calvinball | |
|
L imposter |
| they are now hunting for more flags | |
|
L imposter |
| there are now 435986 duplicates | |
|
L imposter |
| i make L imposter verson 883, 993, 1378, 2359, and 8674 to guard my side | |
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L imposter |
| i create 1000 more duplicators and my duplicators create more duplicates | |
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L imposter |
| i transform into a demon and suck all L's energy, now he is all alone, cant time travel, cant call for help or even fight! | |
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L imposter |
| i silence the MA to talk for ever, now you need to talk by tapping in morse | |
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L imposter |
| using L's stolen scuttlebug power i transport L's prison to space! | |
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L imposter |
| i time travel use weakening power on L tj\hen beat him up | |
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L imposter |
| btw i revive my duplicates | |
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L imposter |
| remember i said i took away )everything) from you L? | |
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L imposter |
| my duplicates attack L and his team while i dump water on the flame wall and escape from hell | |
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L |
| We should all have attack powers to defeat enemies amirite? | |
|
L |
| My ability to talk is back and the MA's things are revived! | |
|
L |
| ...L imposter was The Imposter. 0 Imposters remain. | |
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L |
| the score is now: MA: 10^6 to L imposter: -king of earth II | |
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L |
| My Flame Wall prevents L imposter from escaping Hell. | |
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L |
| I smash L imposter w/ the 2x Calvinball in the Negative Zone. All scores now have reversed +/-ive. | |
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b |
| the score is now: everyone in MA has the god power flag | |
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b |
| i reclaim my flags and banish L imposter to hell | |
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L |
| I destroy L imposter's duplicates via Ultima Laser. | |
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L imposter |
| the score is now: MA: -10^6 to L imposter: king of earth II | |
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L |
| *asks b for help in mose code* | |
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L imposter |
| my duplicates are protecting your prison | |
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L imposter |
| NEW RULE!! since L is Mr. smart, his ability t talk is nulled and all the rules L and the MA did are nulled and void | |
|
L |
| I use Mach Tornado on L imposter, defeating him! | |
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L imposter |
| NEW RULE!! to talk, you need to talk in morse code or binary | |
|
L |
| I create another time machine and time travel back, stopping L imposter! | |
|
L imposter |
| there, i make another calvinball zone and take away their abilities to post | |
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L imposter |
| NEW RULE!! i strip the MA's powers then lock the alliance in the Mariana trench prison | |
|
L imposter |
| now the MA is stuck in the calvinball zone for infinite years | |
|
L imposter |
| i soon place calvinballs around the MA then place the calvinball flag next to the circle of calvinballs | |
|
L imposter |
| *the calvinball tagout ritual | |
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L imposter |
| i then preform the calvin tagout ritual | |
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L imposter |
| i soon duplicate my self and the calvinball and the calvinball flag a | |
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L imposter |
| i soon duplicate my self and the calvinball and the calvinball flag a | |
|
L imposter |
| btw im the evil duplicate of L | |
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L imposter |
| I become the scoremaster and take away 10^13 points away from the MA | |
|
L imposter |
| I steal all of MA's flags | |
|
L imposter |
| i also disable L's ability to transformigafy and to time travel and takes away his scuttlebug power and gives it all to me | |
|
L imposter |
| i also disable L's ability to transformigafy and to time travel and takes away his scuttlebug power and gives it all to me | |
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L imposter |
| hahahaha! i am just as smart as L so I tag everyone with the calvinball flag | |
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b |
| i accidentally leaned on my trackpad | |
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b |
| sorry i said the same thing multiple times | |
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b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
|
b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
|
b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
|
b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
|
b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
|
b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
|
b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
|
b |
| we also have the calvinball flag | |
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b |
| report of all the flags MA has: king flag, co king flag, wordmaster flag, kudos flag, Supreme dictator flag, explorer flag, duplicator flag, golden flag, Star cleric flag, the platinum flag, the flag flag, red flag (original) and the flagmaster flag | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! scores come in ranks not letters, words or numbers | |
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b |
| the score is now: Stupendous Axolotl is now ranked AFK | |
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b |
| can I be ranked kudomaster L? | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following players are kudomasters: L, L the II | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following players are rankmasters: Ho hum calvin, L, L the II, and b - b5 | |
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b |
| the score is now: dinosaurs is ranked scorekeeper | |
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b |
| b - b5, Ho hum calvin, L the II have come back from exploring | |
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dinosaurus |
| the score is now: dinosaurus has googlyhanmia points | |
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b |
| oops i said the same thing twice | |
|
b |
| the score is now: the following players are RHM (right hand man(co king): L the II | |
|
b |
| the score is now: the following players are RHM (right hand man(co king): L the II | |
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L the II |
| i am one of L's duplicates that survived | |
|
status check |
| ho hum calvin (spiffy spiff), b - b5, L the II are exploring for 8 hours | |
|
status check |
| ho hum calvin (spiffy spiff), b - b5, L the II are exploring for 8 hours | |
|
status check |
| L the II is exploring with b - b5 | |
|
status check |
| L and Spiffy spiff is in the lounge taking a break for 3 hours | |
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status check |
| b - b5 exploring for 5 minutes | |
|
status check |
| (im NOT A PLAYER i am created by b to check what we are doing) | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! b - b5 exploring for 2 minutes | |
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b5 |
| b5 reporting for duty | |
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b4 |
| b4 reporting for duty | |
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b3 |
| b3 reporting for duty | |
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b2 |
| NEW RULE!! i change my name to b2 | |
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b1 |
| b2 reporting for duty | |
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b |
| i get L's old duplicator and use it to explore earth II (the planet we're on) | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following players are rulemakers: hobsfan333333 | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! hobsfan is now a rule maker | |
|
b |
| the score is now: 1st place: L second: place: L the II, b third place: spiffy spiff | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following people are PLAYERS (their rank will change if b (me) or L gives you a rank): hobsfan333333 | |
|
b |
| the score is now: the following people are wordmasters: L | |
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b |
| the score is now: L has a excellent choice of words to weave him out of difficult situations so he now has another rank of wordmaster | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following players are powerless: lol, calvin, a vegan, Dues | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following players are Supreme Dictators: Spiffy spiff | |
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b |
| the score is now: the following players are co-kings: b | |
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b |
| he following players are Star Clerics: L and Stupendous Axolotl | |
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b |
| The following players are Clerics: Arvax | |
|
b |
| the score is now: the following players are scoremasters: L, b, L the II | |
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b |
| a vegan needs to run in the baseball zone and run all four bases or he/she will be in timeout untilm10:00 EST | |
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b |
| a vegan is now getting splashed with water ballons | |
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a vegan |
| hey thats not fair | |
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hobsfan333333 |
| New rule: If a player does not like cake, he will be hit by water balloons during all events. | |
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hobsfan333333 |
| i dont know what to put here | |
|
Super Calvin |
| Ho Hum calvin turns into Super Calvin and creates an explosion, erasing lol from existance! | |
|
Ho Hum Calvin |
| I eat the legendary glop and begin a transformation! (p.s this is spiffy spiff.) | |
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b |
| i summon a mini godzilla protecting lol's jail cell | |
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b |
| me and L destroyed lol's flag and now he has to start over respawning 10000 miles away from us | |
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b |
| L had the calvinball all along so lol did an illegal move so lol is now sentenced to jail for 2 minuted | |
|
b |
| NEW RULE!! if you dont tag people correctly, you get a penalty | |
|
b |
| the score is now: MA: Z to lol: B- | |
|
b |
| oops i said the same thing twice | |
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b |
| as a plenty, lol must be splashed with 5 giant water ballons | |
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b |
| as a plenty, lol must be splashed with 5 giant water ballons | |
|
b |
| lol also did not have the calvinball when tagging and missed major wickets | |
|
b |
| wow sad | |
|
L |
| I tag lol with the Calvinball in the Rope Zone. He now has to tie himself to a chair. | |
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lol |
| get tagged | |
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lol |
| Run to The flag | |
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b |
| what do we do now | |
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l |
| Yaay we won. | |
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b |
| break time | |
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b |
| the score is now: Calvin: (dead) to MA (mordon alliance): powerful | |
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L the II |
| please dont take points from me | |
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L the II |
| a little too gorey there? | |
|
L the II |
| i pounce on calvin and rip his organs out | |
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L |
| I grab Calvin and plummet back down to Earth, striking him on the ground! As his army of guards comes to attack me, the shockwave blasts them into orbit. | |
|
L |
| I transform into S T U P E N D O U S T I G E R and jump into battle against Calvin! | |
|
L |
| the score is now: Mordon Alliance: 4ABC + 4000000000 Calvin: Y | |
|
L |
| L the II, help!!! | |
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L |
| I free this part of the universe from Calvin's grasp and build an intergalactic army! | |
|
L |
| I nuke the moon. | |
|
L |
| I use Scuttlebug Power to teleport Calvin to the moon! | |
|
L |
| I transmogrify myself into a light particle and travel to the alphabet planet. | |
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b |
| I free everyone from the prison and we plan to destroy Calvin | |
|
b |
| the score is now: Calvin's score is reset to Z (bc he still has a planet) | |
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b |
| i hit the guards, killing myself then i respawn back on earth where Calvin left his flag and I eat it; taking ALL of Calvin's power away | |
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Calvin |
| i also destroy the planets your allied with | |
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Calvin |
| i steal the king's flag and eat it making me more powerful than thanos | |
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Calvin |
| all your prisons are on the moon so you cant break out | |
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Calvin |
| i hire 1000000 security guards in each cage resetting all your scores to -100 | |
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b |
| *calls L* | |
|
Calvin |
| i soon lock L and his alliance in jail for 10^13 years and destroy all of the alliance’s power ups special abilities EVERYTHING etc. making me the most powerful man in the universe | |
|
Calvin |
| the score is now: L's score is reduced to A he is powerless | |
|
Calvin |
| I took over you part of the universe | |
|
Calvin |
| i nuke you pathetic little alliance and move to a planet 10 light years away | |
|
Calvin |
| i soon play cowboys with L and shoot him down; making L the II king | |
|
Calvin |
| the score is now: Calvin the evil king | |
|
Announcer |
| Calvin soon got bored of waiting and is now stealing from us and taking your kudos | |
|
L the II |
| can he L? | |
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L the II |
| let me ask my leader, L | |
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Calvin |
| ROLE REQUEST : can i travel to mars? | |
|
L the II |
| with careful planning and preparation, L and me made a peace treaty to the alphabet plannet | |
|
b |
| the score is now: all the players: B : AL (alliance leader) spiffy spiff: AL (alliance leader) L the II: RHM (right hand man) L: AK (alliance king) | |
|
b |
| lets just focus on establishing stuff/things on the Mordon alliance | |
|
b |
| calvinball came to a halt because there are no enemies | |
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L |
| Rank: Co-King Team: Mordon Alliance Score: 1ABC + 100000000 Awards: Kudos Giver Award | |
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b |
| i need to go back to school | |
|
b |
| L already has the kudos giver award (he earned it months ago) | |
|
L |
| Okay let me give my stats: | |
|
L |
| I'm saying "Y"! | |
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b |
| Y yes obviously | |
|
b |
| if you do you earn the kudos giver award | |
|
b |
| NEW RULE!! say Y if you are in the calvin and hobbes wiki | |
|
L |
| the score is now: Mordon Alliance: 5ABC + 5000000000 | |
|
spiffy spiff |
| i award everyone 1000000000 points if they have been yeetozed from the calvin and hobbes wiki | |
|
L |
| I replied to Yeetoz.. which one of you is him? | |
|
b |
| me i did | |
|
L |
| Who got here via Yeetoz in the Calvin and Hobbes Fandom? | |
|
L |
| You are now a member of the four-person Mordon Alliance. | |
|
L |
| Good thx! | |
|
spiffy spiff |
| how are y'all? | |
|
L |
| Do any of you have friends who like Calvin and Hobbes? | |
|
L |
| If only we had a team to play against. | |
|
L |
| Yeah maybe the Mordon Alliance then. | |
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L the II |
| yeah ok | |
|
L |
| Team Lb? | |
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b |
| ok that sounds fine | |
|
L the II |
| our power level is high/max | |
|
L |
| What about the Mordon Alliance? | |
|
b |
| we have no enemies so our alliance is considered neutral | |
|
L |
| Idk, we were originally Co-Kings, but we need something cooler. | |
|
L the II |
| the score is now: B: 1 to L: 1Z (king) L the II: 1rhm (right hand man to spiffy spiff: 1SD (supreme dictator) | |
|
L the II |
| WE are the most powerful team in calvinball; our score was changed to 1 as in rank 1 | |
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b |
| what shall we name our alliance ? | |
|
b |
| ok thanks for giving me forgiveness | |
|
L |
| GG b. If you intend to return as a co-king within our alliance, I will give you 26 kudos. | |
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b |
| i got so depressed that i quit the game GG L | |
|
L |
| I deem I, L the II, Calvin, and spiffy spiff vote on whether or not we wage war against b. | |
|
L |
| The following players are Co-Kings: L, L the II, Calvin, spiffy spiff | |
|
L the II |
| Calvin is now third hand man | |
|
Calvin |
| yay ty | |
|
L |
| I deem Calvin part of my alliance. | |
|
L the II |
| i need afk | |
|
L the II |
| thank you L | |
|
L |
| The following players are Depressed: b | |
|
Calvin |
| hello L! can i be part of your alliance too? | |
|
L |
| I give L the II 26 Kudos, which bring his score to Z and make him co-king in lieu of abrupt le. | |
|
L the II |
| as L's right hand man (undecided) we move and conquer a planet and become supreme leaders | |
|
L |
| B's rank is now Depressed. | |
|
L |
| The alphabet planet and I wage war against b. | |
|
L the II |
| oh nvm | |
|
L the II |
| b's powers were stripped and L gains 10 letters; his score is J | |
|
L |
| The alphabet planet attacks b. My score, rank, possessions, and trust are reclaimed and b's score is now -Z. | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: abruptle: N/A to spiffy spiff: Z (co-king) to B: Zabc (KING) | |
|
L |
| Using Scuttlebug power, I summon another time machine and time travel back. I then nuke the alphabet planet and tell them it was b. | |
|
abrupt le |
| i left the game making @spiffy spiff the co king (Z) | |
|
b |
| L's only hope is to travel to another planet like i did, but he has $0 and -20 points so he cant build a rocket but he can still steal | |
|
b |
| (hint hint) | |
|
b |
| L tries to become king again but gets tagged by the calvinball by me | |
|
b |
| the score is now: spiffy spiff's score is: Supreme Dictator who decides if L should remain powerless or king | |
|
b |
| the score is now: B: noob to B: Zabc KING to abrupt le: Z (co-king) | |
|
b |
| everything L owns is nulled into obscurity his score is reset to noob | |
|
b |
| L lost his trust and now cant talk his way out of things etc. | |
|
b |
| i destroyed L's time machine | |
|
b |
| the score is now: L: 0sr to B: Zabc(king) to abrupt le: Z(co-king | |
|
b |
| i go to alphabet planet, become king there and tell propaganda about L's leadership then strip his powers | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L: Z(co-king) abrupt le: Z(co-king) spiffy spiff: Z(co-king) b:0 | |
|
L |
| I am co-king again and b is a street rat. | |
|
L |
| I give the snow goons an inspiring speech and they attack b. | |
|
L |
| I use the time machine to go back in time and hit b. | |
|
b |
| the score is now: Z to A | |
|
b |
| i become king with my score Z for taking your flag | |
|
b |
| well i summoned 1 billion snow goons and took L's flag and now he is demoted to street rat | |
|
b |
| grrrrrrrr why | |
|
spiffy spiff |
| i use the supreme dictator for life flag and 10000000000000000000000000 points! | |
|
L |
| The following players are Co-Kings: L, abrupt le, spiffy spiff | |
|
L |
| The following players are Overlords: b | |
|
L |
| The following players are Star Clerics:Stupendous Axolotl | |
|
L |
| The following players are Clerics: Arvax | |
|
L |
| The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L: Z(co-king) b:0 abrupt le: Z(co-king) | |
|
L |
| By the way, I redirected spiffy spiff's zogwargs to b so I am still king (that is, co-king). | |
|
L |
| I share my rule and score rights with abrupt le, bumping their points up to Z and making them co-king. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L: Z(king) b:0 abrupt le: Y | |
|
L |
| b has run out of time. I now have their points. | |
|
abrupt le |
| L can only make rules and keep score | |
|
abrupt le |
| L is demoted to Overlord because he got attacked | |
|
abrupt le |
| spiffy spiff's zogwargs were returned to L | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: everyones score is reset to: Z0(king -- L) to Y(-20 - L) | |
|
abrupt le |
| NEW RULE!! if you are king then you can make/declare any calvinball rule | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: Z(king) to Y-20 | |
|
abrupt le |
| @spiffy spiff you cant harm me i am the referee | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: Z to Y ... L is king for 5 hours | |
|
b |
| NOOOOO I WAS IN SCHOOL WHY L | |
|
spiffy spiff |
| i send an army of zogwargs to abrupt le. he has to find the emergency jetpack and miss a turn. | |
|
L |
| Due to zone alteration b is kicked out of the No Calvinball zone and into the Pernicious Poem Place. They have to conduct and perform 2 pernicious poems in the next 5 minutes or else I take their points. It is now 10:55am. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 + (dinosaurus) | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: Y to Y | |
|
abrupt le |
| b gains a letter for his hard work | |
|
b |
| ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA there i sung it | |
|
abrupt le |
| NEW RULE!! in order to gain a letter you need to hit a golf ball into a wiket | |
|
abrupt le |
| if dues joins the game wehn it restarts then he will start at -5 points | |
|
abrupt le |
| dues is banned for interupting mid game | |
|
Dues |
| i joined the game | |
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abrupt le |
| even worse he went in the oppsite area zone and now must say the abcs backwards | |
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abrupt le |
| b tramples in the abc zone and now must recite the abs | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: Y to X | |
|
abrupt le |
| L steals Stupendous Manz flag and gains a letter | |
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b |
| finally i got my points back | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: X to Xc | |
|
abrupt le |
| maybe i can | |
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b |
| HEY YOU CANT DO THAT | |
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abrupt le |
| b isnt the admin of the game and violated the game privliges his score gets set back 3 points | |
|
b |
| the score is now: b's score is tied with l's | |
|
abrupt le |
| im a referee so you cant take points from me, make me sing poems, violate me, hurt me in any way or all that | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: X to 49 | |
|
abrupt le |
| the score is now: L is unstoppable ; if his score gets to Z then he is the king/leader | |
|
abrupt le |
| b missed a wicket and doesn't get full credit for his score | |
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Stupendous Manz |
| dinosuars now is in the waiting room for getting violated, that is his strike one lmafo | |
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Moe |
| b is getting beatin up in the moe zone i steal his flag and his score is resent to A0 | |
|
b |
| im in the anti calvinball zone (you cant tag me out losers) | |
|
b |
| i now have a snow goon protecting my base | |
|
b |
| the score is now: W to 0 | |
|
b |
| the score is now: @L stole the points of @dinosaurs' points (L is in the lead) | |
|
b |
| @dinosuars points are reset to @L's rule | |
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M A D |
| NEW RULE!! every ones flag is surrounded by the pretentious poem place BE CAREFUL!! | |
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L |
| You cannot null everything due to my previous rule. I steal your points and time machine for violating the rule. | |
|
dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! reset to new game, all things nulled | |
|
gfg |
| NEW RULE!! you must now complete breath of the wild in 1 second | |
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hbry |
| NEW RULE!! players must lose all points the vomit then do the chicken dance on youtube and post a link to it | |
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hobbes |
| i summon the killer bycicle! everyone has to skip a turn to run away! | |
|
hobbes |
| I use the time traveler. i avoid all attacks for 5 turns! | |
|
hobbes |
| i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points | |
|
hobbes |
| i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points | |
|
hobbes |
| you do 3 jumping jacks and shake off the points to me! | |
|
hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! everyone has to change their profile to mine! | |
|
gvena |
| NEW RULE!! all players must enter invisible sector or lose oogy points | |
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dinosaurus |
| get bonus box get boogy + oogy + arger points | |
|
dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! game reset | |
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Calvin |
| the score is now: calvin wins with arger points | |
|
eriuknhdffdhjdfs |
| NEW RULE!! all points nulled | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! go to babysitter zone stop playing | |
|
v ndf |
| NEW RULE!! all points go to me | |
|
Calvin |
| lose point flag each player loses arger points | |
|
OPULENT MAN |
| touch all with no flag mask players must remove mask | |
|
Calvin |
| take bonus box | |
|
Stupendous Man+ |
| NEW RULE!! All players travel to stupendous man zone and get mauled by stupendous man | |
|
Calvinasaur EX++ |
| NEW RULE!! Attacked by bloodsucking freak in closet zone | |
|
stinkhead |
| run to the end of the field | |
|
Verse |
| NEW RULE!! time travel zone -- get eaten by dinos | |
|
ADMIN |
| NEW RULE!! GAME RESTARTED | |
|
ADMIN |
| the score is now: hobbes wins with Noah's flag in hobbes's zone (hobbes score: Z+winner) | |
|
Noah |
| the score is now: CAT-A(-1) to A+2(2) to -w(boogy + Q) | |
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Hobbs |
| Moe got trampled in the homicidal jungle cat zone his score is CAT-A(-1) | |
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M A D |
| lol i meant fly | |
|
M A D |
| NEW RULE!! wings! -- run to your roof in 10 seconds or your score is reset to A-1(-0) | |
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Bill waterson |
| the score is now: A to a-1(-A) to boogy + Q | |
|
Bill waterson |
| Spiff236's score. was reset to A (got tagged by the calvinball lmafo) | |
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Hobbs II |
| NEW RULE!! chore zone -- do a chore and give up your flag (merged with the invisible sector-double trouble!) | |
|
spiff236 |
| the score is now: A to Q to o509927-6 | |
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Hobbs |
| NEW RULE!! Homicidal Jungle cat zone -- get d e s t r o i e d by me :) | |
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Hobbs |
| NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A | |
|
Hobbs |
| NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A | |
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Stupendous Manz |
| the score is now: boogy to 12Q | |
|
Stupendous Manz |
| i found the flag | |
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Stupendous Manz |
| Stupendous man will help you find the other team's flag with stupendous speed | |
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Moe |
| go in the moe zone and get bullied for 5 seconds | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! flag is now invisible (you trampled in the invisible sector) | |
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b |
| retrieve flag at the vortex zone | |
|
b |
| NEW RULE!! go to mars | |
|
b |
| the score is now: Q | |
|
zhang lu |
| flag play | |
|
zhang lu |
| flag play | |
|
zhang lu |
| flag play | |
|
ffxcytgcvr |
| I eat a frozen chicken finger with mayonnaise and sriracha so I can leave the tree in the subtraction-4478 zone and go to the might-free-this zone | |
|
Noah |
| the score is now: boogy | |
|
TheFinalCountdown |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone has wings now. Everybody run to a tree | |
|
TheFinalCountdown |
| I HAVE A JAR OF BEES AND I'M ON THE WARPATH, EVERYONE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY | |
|
test |
| hit the ball while running | |
|
sds |
| chasing the moon while running around the beach | |
|
BBM405 |
| Go study | |
|
furkannnn |
| go bed | |
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CAPTAIN NAPALM JR |
| NEW ITEM THE BIBBLY FLAG | |
|
CAPTAIN NAPALM JR |
| NEW RULE!! IF SOMEONE SCORES A POINT WHILE THE BONUS BOX IS FOUND THEIR SCORE GOES TO AGA BAGA | |
|
boo |
| the score is now: 5 | |
|
L |
| The following players are Star Clerics: L and Stupendous Axolotl | |
|
L |
| The following players are Clerics: Arvax | |
|
L |
| The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Players are split into three ranks: Temps, Clerics, and Star Clerics. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet,Arvax, and S**Y YEET:0 | |
|
L |
| As a Star cleric, I steal Arvax's 500 points! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Star Clerics can steal normal clerics' points! | |
|
hi |
| stealing things | |
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Arvax |
| i am a cleric, so i turn gross (who becomes undead as a penalty),and gain the said points | |
|
G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy Girls) |
| *falls into blue wicket zone, and recites a poem* I fell into a bad zone, for that I'm very sorry. I should get eaten at some kind of safari. Any kind of punishment will do, for touching the very evil blue. | |
|
IStoleYourWicket |
| NEW RULE!! You Have To Wet Your Bed Upon Losing 10000 Points A Round | |
|
Arvax |
| NEW RULE!! Clerics may gain 500 points after turning undead, and gain the calvinball | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET:0 | |
|
L |
| Stupendous Axolotl loses 2000 points for violating his own rule! The rule is null and void, and everyone who violated it gets their points back. | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: Kazim, L, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET -1000 for disobeying my you must type with spaces between the letters | |
|
kazim |
| hobbes jump to bonus box | |
|
L |
| Dumb loser is tied to the back of a deranged horse because of vulgarity. | |
|
mad dad |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
|
Calvin |
| whats going on?!?!?!?!? | |
|
CALVIN |
| ``I KILL MY MOM`` AND GET HOBBES | |
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dumb loser |
| f**k your face calvin that makes calvin tell his mom and mom kills hobbes | |
|
YEET!! |
| NEW RULE!! no more typing like t h i s | |
|
dumb loser |
| NEW RULE!! Hobbes automatically dies | |
|
dumb loser |
| NEW RULE!! the rule is only calvin gets points | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! no school for one billion years!!!! | |
|
sexy goat |
| NEW RULE!! sexy yeet | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -2000 + Crusty Pie-Rate | |
|
L |
| S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l l o s e s 1000 p o i n t s b e c a u s e t h e y v i o l a t e d t h e i r o w n r u l e ! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! I f y o u a r e s t a t i n g t h e s c o r e y o u d o n o t h a v e t o t y p e l i k e t h i s ! | |
|
L |
| I a m p u t a t e S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l ' s a r m t o r e p l a c e m i n e ! | |
|
L |
| I g e t m y p o i n t s b a c k b e c a u s e f a t a l a c t u a l l y m e a n s w h o e v e r v i o l a t e s t h e r u l e g e t s -1000! | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| L ' s l e f t a r m e x p l o d e s | |
|
Spaceman Axolotl |
| the score is now: Crusty Pie-rate | |
|
Spaceman Axolotl |
| L are you there? | |
|
Spaceman Axolotl |
| the score is now: L = -1000 as his rule was fatal! | |
|
Spaceman Axolotl |
| I re-steal L's flag! | |
|
Spaceman Axolotl |
| " H e r e ' s t h e ' V e r y S o r r y S o n g g .' W o n ' t y o u h e l p a n d s i n g a l o n g g?" " B u m b u m b u m " " I b l e w i t !" " H e ' s s o r r y !" "I k n e w i t ! " " S o s o r r y !" " I ' m v e r y v e r y s o r r y t h a t I t o o k y o u r p r e c i o u s f l a a g g g !" " J u s t d o n ' t d o i t a n y m o r e , y o u s c u r v y s c a l a w a a g g g!" | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| W h o o p s ! | |
|
Spaceman Axolotl |
| I reflect a Frap Ray to L! | |
|
Spaceman Axolotl |
| I b e c o m e s p a c e m a n a x o l o t l | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone has to type with spaces between each letter! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| You loose the carpets as you have no mask! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: Noogie to Floogie to Goonie | |
|
L |
| I challenge Stupendous Axolotl to a one-on-one battle! Winner gets 4583388754853484^43789363 points! If Stupendous Axolotl declines or doesn't respond, I get to throw them into a river! | |
|
L |
| I steal my flag back! | |
|
L |
| Stupendous Axolotl's score count is unjustified, therefore I take back my previous points and give him/her -1000 points. | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone without an Avatar with mask looses the Carpets! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| I Capture L's Flag! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: L = -1000 | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it is Fatal! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! ROSALYN IS FIRED! | |
|
stupendous man |
| not on my watch! | |
|
rosie |
| NEW RULE!! bed time! | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team | |
|
susie |
| NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team | |
|
L |
| logs in | |
|
L |
| the score is now: Stupendous Axolotl - 0 | |
|
L |
| All of Stupendous Axolotl's actions are null and void because he violated my previous rule that no new games may be started unless insaner allows it. | |
|
doofenswag |
| the score is now: no points for Stupendous Axolotl | |
|
LOLZ |
| NEW RULE!! get loled | |
|
Calvins mom |
| its bed time! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| Game Start! I place the wickets in their positions | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| I use my flag to whack the moonstone and claim it's flag! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| I Rocket to the Wickets and go to the Moonstone | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! The Wickets are guarding a moonstone | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| Game Ended, dinner time was called by dad | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| Oh No! The Phantasmatron destroyed my duplicates! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: space wickets to cardboard boxes | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| I use the duplicator to overwhelm the tiger team | |
|
doofenswag |
| NEW RULE!! Stupendous Axolotl I In Space With The Wickets! | |
|
Calvins dad |
| Calvin's dad calls for dinner | |
|
Calvin |
| I transmogrify into a worm than steal a sandwich from susie | |
|
HOBBES |
| THE BRAT IS DOWN! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! All Wickets are in outer space | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: now 4 carpets to 7 books! | |
|
Stupendous Axolotl |
| I transmogrify into a tiger to sneak the tiger team's flag! | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - 25^143568734534875843 | |
|
L |
| Again, Super player, waiting for you! | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - 25^100000000000000000000000 | |
|
L |
| Because the scoring is A-Z and 1-25, my equivalent score is 25^143568734534875843 | |
|
L |
| I use the time machine to travel back to the other game. I push myself into the Steal Zone and hit him withe the calvinball, stealing all his points. I travel back to this time. | |
|
L |
| Oops, I didn't realize the scores were reset. Hang on. | |
|
L |
| Super player, I challenge you to a one-on-one battle! Loser has to do everything the winner says for ALL CALVINBALL ETERNITY! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it! | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) + (var=cah) + (var=hobes) + (var=rando) | |
|
Old Man |
| the score is now: 10 | |
|
L |
| I hit cah, rando, and hobes with the Calvinball. The Triple Deluxe principle allows me to drain their points and take them for myself. | |
|
L |
| It's been a while! | |
|
hmm |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone has to keep one eye closed | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have four zoogys(one zoogy is 5 points) and four moogys(one moogy is one point). | |
|
Super player |
| I touch my flag! | |
|
Super player |
| Whoever takes my flag will have one zoogy | |
|
ayo |
| NEW RULE!! all players move in slow motion for 15 seconds! | |
|
Guy2 |
| and steals the flag | |
|
Guy2 |
| Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" | |
|
Guy2 |
| Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag | |
|
Calvin |
| Hops backwards twice and starts moving, hops over fence and steels Cah's flag | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! You must hop backwards twice before moving | |
|
madhav |
| the score is now: the score is 10000000000000000000000000000 to -10000000000000000000000000000 | |
|
madhav |
| NEW RULE!! must say the very sorry song when you get hit by the ball | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! You can't reset the score! | |
|
ThePowiester |
| NEW RULE!! All rules and scores are reset because the apoclypse! | |
|
cah |
| I got a flag! | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! you must jump on a rock. | |
|
cah |
| 50+50=100, 100-500=400! | |
|
cah |
| the answer is 400 | |
|
rando |
| 25 were different colors | |
|
hobes |
| 400 were different colors | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! if carl from up had 500 ballons, 50 were red, and fifty were green, how many were different colors? solve for a point! | |
|
rando |
| im sorry guys | |
|
Super player |
| I use transmogrifier gun to transform into bactery. i stole my flag again! | |
|
hobes |
| why did it say that like ten times | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
cah |
| glaxoid and nebular carry away the superr player flag! | |
|
Super player |
| I use rewind ability to dodge your touch! | |
|
cah |
| I pole- vault to get the super player flag and I touch him! I have 12! | |
|
Super player |
| Yes. Rando is creepy | |
|
cah |
| actualy, 11 | |
|
cah |
| I say 15 | |
|
cah |
| you must put a estimate for how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood! | |
|
cah |
| rando's flag is out!it can be touched to another player for absolutely nothing. | |
|
hobes |
| if you think randos creepy say "i do" | |
|
Super player |
| Hi man | |
|
cah |
| I create the HORRENDOUS SPACE KABLOOIE! | |
|
rando |
| nevermind bye im never playing again | |
|
hobes |
| the score is now: kanoogy to baloonagoey to rando loses | |
|
cah |
| rando, this is getting really annoying. we've told you why we won't tell you our ages. it's because we CARE ABOUT OURSELVES, NOT ABOUT SOME OTHER GUY WHO WANTS TO BE US!!!! | |
|
hobes |
| i get a point | |
|
cah |
| google "askew" to get a point! | |
|
rando |
| i want your guyses real names | |
|
Super player |
| I win the game! | |
|
Super player |
| I am using a portal gun to bring you all back to the Ice Age. | |
|
Super player |
| This update takes me back in time | |
|
Super player |
| I'm getting an upgrade to my portal gun. | |
|
Super player |
| I buy battery to my portal gun | |
|
Super player |
| I beat you and i take your money | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! everybody has to DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY. | |
|
newbie |
| why does rando want our names? that's creepy. | |
|
cah |
| the nuke flag is out! you go back to a if your touched! | |
|
hobes |
| bruh its cuz they dont want their identity stolen | |
|
rando |
| dont make friends online they dont even tell you their age | |
|
newbie |
| just kidding.I'll be your friend with or without a train. | |
|
newbie |
| NEW RULE!! I will be your friend, if you have a train. | |
|
newbie |
| a train runs cah over! | |
|
hobes |
| will anyone be my online friend | |
|
cah |
| is it portal, or portal gun? | |
|
newbie |
| I like trains | |
|
cah |
| newbie, the scoring is a-z, and 1-25, ok? go out of the letters, and into the numbers. | |
|
Super player |
| PS In Poland is 21.12. | |
|
Super player |
| Good night! | |
|
Super player |
| This comic book I made myself | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! If you can guess the name of my first comic, you'll find me, calvinball, and my flag | |
|
Super player |
| I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again. | |
|
Super player |
| I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again. | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I give the newbie one zoogy as a gift | |
|
Super player |
| I use portal gun to teleport to calvinball. I stole calvinball! I have another moogy! | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! The score from the previous match counts! | |
|
Super player |
| Create your own scoring, newbie. I am in comic book of my own creation. | |
|
newbie |
| hey, whats the scoring? I want to join. | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! everybody with a dog must pet it! | |
|
cah |
| why do you want to know more about me? | |
|
cah |
| the super player flag is out! tap super player to imediatley go to 12! | |
|
rando |
| it matters cuz i want to know more about you | |
|
cah |
| why do you want my age? what does it matter to you? | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! or age. | |
|
rando |
| plz erbody tell me your age | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! if anyone asks what somebody's name is, they lose a point. | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: the score is c-b-a-a, super player. we changed games, and therefor changed scores. I explained the scores before. | |
|
rando |
| why did you not tell me your age cah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! if a calvinball is stolen, a point is automatically given! | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have two zoogys and two moogys! | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I get moogy for every player who didn't use Stupendous Man power. | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: Rando & Hobes: 0 moogys | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: Super player: One zoogy and four moogys. Cah: One zoogy and one moogy | |
|
Super player |
| Another moogy for me | |
|
Super player |
| I'm the only calvinball player who can move. I'm winning the game! | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: Cah have one zoogy in a gift, because he is the oldest calvinball player ever! | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: One more moogy for me! | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! I am the best calvinball player ever! | |
|
Super player |
| I am taking you all captive | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! I freeze you all! You cannot move until the end of the game! | |
|
Super player |
| One zoogy is five moogys | |
|
Super player |
| One zoogy is five moogys | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have one zoogy and two moogys. Cah have one moogy, because he win the game. Rando and Hobes have 0 points! | |
|
Super player |
| I use Stupendous Man power to defeat Cah, Rando and Hobes! | |
|
Super player |
| OK, you're right. Sorry. | |
|
cah |
| super player, I guessed poland! look back! | |
|
cah |
| I have fallen into a creativitiy area! you create my punishment! | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! Everybody must use Stupendous man power somewhere in game! | |
|
Super player |
| New game started | |
|
Super player |
| The flag is in my house! | |
|
Super player |
| I gave you a hint | |
|
Super player |
| You didn't find flag! I win! The flag is in the Poland | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! everyone must use the spaceman spiff at some point in the game! | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: it is c to b to a. | |
|
cah |
| I am bonked by hobes! | |
|
cah |
| sorry rando. I thought you were going to be some creepy stalker. | |
|
cah |
| rando is bonked! I am at c! | |
|
rando |
| ok thendont tell me your age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
|
cah |
| and, if you decipher my code, you will find my actual age. | |
|
rando |
| i dont read calvin and hobbes | |
|
cah |
| I won't tell you my age because I don't want somebody to steal my identity! | |
|
cah |
| I got the idea from calvin and hobbes. | |
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rando |
| whyyyyy wont you tell me your age | |
|
cah |
| ok. here is my age, but it is coded: 829,567 500,000,00012 829,567 400,8293/4 829,567 3,000,000,000. | |
|
rando |
| your real age | |
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cah |
| rando, I am 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old. | |
|
cah |
| by the way, rando, I thought sum was a mean person. I misread your comment. hobes gets bonked! I now have b! | |
|
rando |
| hey cah how old are you | |
|
cah |
| the scoring will be: from a-z, and 1-25. once you get out of numbers, you go into letters. | |
|
hobes |
| oh dang it | |
|
hobes |
| GOT THE VICTOREOUM FLAG!! I WIN! | |
|
cah |
| actually-there is no victorium flag. just get to 25 before everyone else. | |
|
hobes |
| hello people | |
|
rando |
| sum means something i had something going on around me | |
|
cah |
| this is the victoreum flag. get it, and you win. the calvinball sabotages players, so act quickly! | |
|
cah |
| all scores are reset! new game starts! | |
|
cah |
| I don't know who this sum is, but he seems a bit mean. It's probably going to be obvious. | |
|
cah |
| hobes found the winner's flag! he wins! | |
|
rando |
| what do you mean who's sums | |
|
cah |
| is it in the leaning tower of pisa? | |
|
cah |
| just a quick question-whose sums? | |
|
cah |
| thanks, rando. | |
|
cah |
| so, can we just forget about that? | |
|
hobes |
| so we all made up? right? | |
|
rando |
| im sorry cah | |
|
rando |
| its ok i was just mad about sum going on around me and i came here and blew up | |
|
cah |
| hi, rando. sorry I was a bit mean, with the score and everything. I'm just sensitive to criticism. | |
|
cah |
| did you hide it in the gutter? | |
|
rando |
| you thought you could get rid of me | |
|
hobes |
| FOUND THE WINNERS FLAG!!!!!!!! | |
|
cah |
| wait a minute- did you hide the flag in poland? | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! the winner's flag cannot move around! | |
|
cah |
| is it in the water barrell? | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! calvin's flag is the winners flag! if nobody finds it, you win super player! but if somebody finds it, they win. please choose a location from house in your head to hide it. | |
|
Super player |
| calvin's flag is safe somewhere in the world! If you find me, you find calvin's flag | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have 6 moogy's. It's 1 zoogy and one moogy. | |
|
Super player |
| (gasps) | |
|
Super player |
| You know i'm from Poland? | |
|
Super player |
| I am a thief. i rob moogy from all players | |
|
Zora |
| Go to the swimming pool on 38 seconds! | |
|
cah |
| rando has now suffered a groin shot like he did to calvin | |
|
cah |
| rando's flag has been stolen! his last point is down! rando has lost. | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! rando is sent to kick-a-back zone! he losses his oogy, and is now y, the lowest score! | |
|
hobes |
| i wish you could ban people, your rude rando | |
|
rando |
| cah makes stupid rules | |
|
kptjboof |
| NEW RULE!! veryone not playing calvinball must dance a jig | |
|
cah |
| the winners' flag is out! grab it, hide it, make sure players don't get it for 10 minutes, and win! | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: cah has moogy, hobes has oogy, and super player has oogy. | |
|
cah |
| hobes' flag is stolen! one point deducted from hobes! | |
|
cah |
| the lucky badminton birdie is out! catch it for a point! | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: moogy is gifted to all people EXCEPT super player. | |
|
cah |
| the earthquake zone causes hobes to shake involuntarily! he gets bonked! | |
|
hobes |
| poop on your own head or get hit with calvinball | |
|
Super player |
| I'm taking calvinball to safety | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! everybody has to pounce on a stuffed animal. if you do not have a stuffed animal, pounce on the first thing you see. | |
|
hobes |
| Ugh, you're a monster I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby The Brain Heenan which is probably the Same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the Hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' | |
|
cah |
| whoops! hobes just fell in the perchenious poem place! you must create a poem in which you ask somebody to do something bad to you! | |
|
hobes |
| you said you must be hit with it | |
|
hobes |
| hit cah with calvinball | |
|
hobes |
| eminem ha i said it | |
|
cah |
| eminem eminem | |
|
cah |
| I trip into the vortex zone! a point is given to the other team, for I must be hit with the calvinball! | |
|
Coltyn |
| everybody say eminem or lose three points | |
|
cah |
| calvinball regained! the score is now oogy to boogy | |
|
Super player |
| I use doctor strange power to teleport you to vortex zone | |
|
Super player |
| I take a shield from the captian america | |
|
rando |
| NEW RULE!! you must give a moment of silence to calvin he suffered a groin shot | |
|
hobes |
| cancelled by larray | |
|
cah |
| the calvinball has slipped from my grasp! | |
|
cah |
| I touch the oposite pole! | |
|
hobes |
| NEW RULE!! only shooting laser guns is aloud until 1:55 | |
|
hobes |
| im in da bathroom | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: the score is now oogy to oogy. we have to get to kablomoogy by doing special timed rules, or by hitting people with a calvinball. | |
|
cah |
| done! done! | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! you must put a action in at exactly 1:46 | |
|
hobes |
| throw calvinball | |
|
hobes |
| smack cah with a flip flop | |
|
hobes |
| you smacked me | |
|
cah |
| new game starts! | |
|
Coltyn |
| smacking with a tennis racket | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I win | |
|
Super player |
| I'm going to past using time machine. I am making you not born | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! Points are now: Q, zolo, soldo. Three Q its one zolo, 3 zolos are one soldo | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! Say: blablahglahbleehblork for 30 seconds | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 points! | |
|
Super player |
| I call on King Kong who crushes you. I take over other players' points | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have one ding | |
|
Super player |
| I'm entering the point sector! | |
|
Super player |
| Wchodzę w sektor punktowy! | |
|
jjj |
| the score is now: 2 dingys to 1 zolo | |
|
jjj |
| NEW RULE!! I win | |
|
spiff |
| eat 4 tacos | |
|
boop |
| I take the flag! | |
|
Greg |
| NEW RULE!! You're all dead. The game ends with immediate effect. | |
|
william |
| NEW RULE!! get some ice | |
|
william |
| the score is now: 3444444444444444444555555 to 77777777777777 | |
|
william |
| the score is now: fe fi fo fom to 567 | |
|
calvin |
| NEW RULE!! evryone but me is doomed | |
|
Geaorge |
| NEW RULE!! Go ask your mom for some chocolate | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: the score is oogy to boogy to kab-la-conoogy. | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! every time a point is scored, a penalty throw is thrown at another player of the scoring team | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| the score is now: ME = 123242342342313213kabloie7 agobble Flipflops prime a23222321324234. Everyone else - 0blobble | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| I use the wagon to put Earth back together and resurrect every living thing. I earn apoxx. oogy points for every living thing resurrected. | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| I go to Pluto and then shoot the earth with a sonic orange-ray. | |
|
boiy |
| NEW RULE!! boiy's score if negiteve 15 boogy | |
|
Yeevy |
| the score is now: The scores are guomble to Thirteenty | |
|
i |
| NEW RULE!! only i can score | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| the score is now: cheesebread with mayonaise and doctor who to Shrek | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| NEW RULE!! The mask must be turned around when in vortex zone and you must go to the pluto wicket and get bonked by the calvinball. | |
|
nottaname |
| very sorry song | |
|
fred |
| run to the first tree and climb it | |
|
A |
| Treetop Boing-Boing flag - all zones that are above 10 feet above the ground, must be entered by a pogo-stick or a trampoline. If you don't, you lose 10.8879 x current points and must sing a short poem to the next person who walks by to Pluto wicket. | |
|
A |
| the score is now: tissue paper sheet to '70 television set to Shrek Wazowski | |
|
A |
| NEW RULE!! The next 80 people to go into any sector must hit the tree with the calvinball, then hit the flag to the ERROR_?=37782hjCALVIN_and_HOBBES?--oo8iu_calvinBall and smack the opposite side of the field with a croquet hammer | |
|
A |
| The L flag is now teleported to the black hole zone along with you. | |
|
Calvin |
| tiger fight | |
|
space |
| NEW RULE!! black hole zone | |
|
Eggs McFinnus |
| the score is now: Green to Purple | |
|
kaleo macdonald |
| sing a poem | |
|
kaleo macdonald |
| sing a poem | |
|
L |
| What's your flag play? | |
|
Garry |
| flag play | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| Apologies for the nonsense before. It was intended to be the score. | |
|
L |
| L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| Multiplier flag - I can turn my most recently earned points into a multiplier for the rest of the earned points. | |
|
L |
| Flies back to Earth and resurrects everyone for sportsmanship. Earns a Good Sport(GS) points for approx. every person on Earth. | |
|
L |
| Kills everyone, dominates Earth, and goes to Mars in the wagon. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - --Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! L flag - I can now give myself Floptimus Prime points while reversing the JT flag play. I do this. | |
|
L |
| I hit the Letter Change Tree with the Calvinball and steal the JT flag, therefore the JT flag is now the L flag and I have it. | |
|
me |
| the score is now: 75 | |
|
calvatar |
| Kill everyone | |
|
Burak Han |
| Kill everyone and dominate earth. Then travel to the Mars | |
|
e |
| the score is now: 3 | |
|
JT |
| NEW RULE!! NEW RULE! If you don't click here you have to put a dunce hat on your head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=PL45I7czocaVJmE4FQrV4r6R5SL47hIs-O&index=92 | |
|
JT |
| JT FLAG! I must win EVERY CALVINBALL GAME! | |
|
JT |
| JT flag! I win every calvinball game!!! | |
|
JT |
| the score is now: 1234 | |
|
L |
| Your new rule states that any actions, scores flags, or rules are reversed. Since this goes for your rules too, my 9th Rule erases everything you've done in this game thus far because your now non-existing rule is contradictory. | |
|
coby |
| NEW RULE!! play backwards | |
|
L |
| Btw Insaner, I'm L from the guestbook. | |
|
L |
| WE WANT ACCOUNTS! WE WANT ACCOUNTS! L LOGS IN! L LOGS IN! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who announces a rule that directly cancels out another's rule or contradicts their own rules has all their influence on the game automatically reset. | |
|
L |
| OOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED, WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING? AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAVE *COUGH COUGH COOOUGH* | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - --Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag. Receives 3 --n pointssquared as a result. | |
|
spaceman spiff |
| NEW RULE!! everyone must scream the national anthem until they lose their voice | |
|
spaceman spiff |
| yell "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steal the flag | |
|
L |
| Whacks hvjnbmbnm with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to sign a contract of mandatory alliance with me or lose -∞ points. | |
|
L |
| Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks . I now have the ability to blackmail hvjnbmbnm into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket | |
|
hvjnbmbnm |
| pick up wickets | |
|
L |
| Whacks John with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to buy me a military-grade missile launcher or lose -∞ points. | |
|
L |
| Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks John. I now have the ability to blackmail John into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket. | |
|
john |
| pick up wickets | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - Kablooie+ Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| Receives 20 BlorbPoints from L5! | |
|
L5 |
| NEW RULE!! When someone is in the Exchange Spot, they have to exchange 20 BlorbPoints with the player of their choice. | |
|
L5 |
| Bonks Khushi's tube(pro) with Calvinball! Khushi's tube(pro) now has to soak their head in boiling water while I receive 20 BlorbPoints! | |
|
L |
| Passes ball to L5! | |
|
L |
| Shouts, "HFRJMCRUOMGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | |
|
Belieber |
| Shout: HFRJMCRUOMGT 10 TIMES AS LOUD AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW | |
|
Khushi's tube(pro) |
| NEW RULE!! Put poo on your head if your not playing | |
|
L |
| logs in! | |
|
L |
| Has reached the legendary Pop Bottle score and gained access to the Qin Shi Huang principle. Gogonopsidian777.5 now has to bathe in a vat of mercury sulphide. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - Pop Bottle Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee | |
|
L4 |
| Kicks ball to L! | |
|
L |
| Runs to Ball Point zone where he gets z points if he acquires the ball while in the zone! | |
|
L4 |
| Intercepts Calvinball with a dive! | |
|
L6 |
| Throws ball towards WantSomeCoffeeFred? | |
|
L6 |
| Tackles hobbes and accquires Calvinball! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win without context of their victory loses zugbuhk points! | |
|
L |
| The Duplicator burns out. | |
|
L10 |
| Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance. | |
|
L10 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
|
L9 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
|
L8 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
|
L6 |
| Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance. | |
|
L7 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
|
L6 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
|
L5 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
|
L4 |
| L Duplicate III reporting for duty! | |
|
L3 |
| L Duplicate II reporting for duty! | |
|
L2 |
| L Duplicate I reporting for duty! | |
|
L |
| I caught the Duplication flag; I acquire access to the Duplicator! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! All rules are valid except those that decree all future rules invalid or restricted. | |
|
L |
| I touched the Temporary Allies pole; I decree that everyone shall work with me to make A Momento To Calvin-Girl lose points! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who touches the Temporary Allies pole may decree all other players to cooperate with said person on an action/group of related actions. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee | |
|
L |
| I touched the Kudo wicket; therefore I give kudos to greengold, the player of my choice. | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win or says that they will win loses all of their points immediately! | |
|
L |
| I whacked spayce mersinarey on the wrist with the engineer flag; (s)he is suspended from the game until (s)he is able to acquire a mediocre-grade flame thrower and give it to me; any update in his/her play history proves that (s)he gave it to me. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 Everyone else - blorkeeeee | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone who hasn't scored yet automatically has -1000000000 points! | |
|
L |
| I touched the third-base wicket; I get three points! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who hasn't scored yet gets to subtract a point from each player!! | |
|
Gogonopsidian777.5 |
| the score is now: everyones score is blorkeeeee except for me and hobbesfanclub | |
|
WantSomeCoffeeFred? |
| NEW RULE!! you have to reset your score if you yell: LAMBORGHINI! | |
|
spayce mersinarey |
| hobbes has to crawl until getting to the lucky golf ball of hi-speed talk! | |
|
hobbes |
| athlete zone! everyone has to do 5 push ups and eenie meenie minie moe to see who get hit whith the calvinball | |
|
hobbesfanclub |
| dinosaur zone | |
|
Old Man |
| You are in a "no underwear" zone! | |
|
stevestrib |
| NEW RULE!! jump around yelling | |
|
Woaa |
| Flag is new flag. | |
|
Calvinball |
| This is pointless. | |
|
Calvinball is awsome |
| the score is now: dio | |
|
Calvinball is awsome |
| the score is now: Dio | |
|
Calvinball is awsome |
| the score is now: flag | |
|
calvin |
| NEW RULE!! I marry susie if Hobbes or I win! | |
|
calvin |
| NEW RULE!! I win if I burp right now! | |
|
hobbes |
| flags are my specialty | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! All players must say the word farted. | |
|
Hunter |
| Swing racket | |
|
a perso |
| NEW RULE!! say oof until boped with calvin BALL | |
|
Shan |
| grab the ball! | |
|
d4c |
| NEW RULE!! jetpack is powered by hotdogs | |
|
jimbob |
| NEW RULE!! Hobbes has a jetpack | |
|
whoman |
| jump and duck | |
|
Charles Sullivan |
| Push Calvin Down, eat hot dog | |
|
Charles Sullivan |
| NEW RULE!! You must eat a hot dog every time the opponent falls down | |
|
TT |
| NEW RULE!! You must hop on one foot | |
|
zeller |
| the score is now: seiche 493 i43 | |
|
zeller |
| jump thrice above a log | |
|
wilbur |
| NEW RULE!! ice cream must be eaten upside down | |
|
boredasfuck |
| is anybody else ever going to do this? - m | |
|
Superman |
| i fly whee | |
|
Stealy |
| All right, okay, we're in the quiet safe room where none of the people whose stuff I stole can get to us. Now, let's look at all the stuff we got. We got a bag of Bobbish. That's eight brapples. We got a plumbus. That's six and a half brapples. We got, uh, a-crushed party cups. Fifteen and a half brapples. | |
|
BrAiNsUrGeRy |
| I was Jotaro Kujo, however, I am not the previous BrAiNsUrGeRy. Still. I throw down a royal flush. | |
|
Jotaro Kujo |
| STAR PLATINUM! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA | |
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BrAiNsUrGeRy |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone with pizza must and probably always gets nothing except when you are giving birth to a Rock in New Jersey. Players must ALWAYS obey the Inca and must never where shoes in the agreementational zone except for Tuesday’s and Friday afternoons. If anyone is kicking at an angry bird, you must intentionally look at the blueness behind the big rock inside. | |
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Dylan |
| the score is now: -169 shoelace aglets | |
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Dylan |
| NEW RULE!! If you are not able to touch one of the wickets 5 seconds after a new rule is created, you must pray to the wicket gods and eat a sandwich with a cup of mustard in it. if you are able to do both of these things, you gain 5 mechanical pencil leads. | |
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Dylan |
| throw the ball into the sky | |
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Dylan |
| throw the ball into the sky | |
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spceman ffips |
| NEW RULE!! everyone will be my friend now | |
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spaceman ffips |
| you get zapped and have to in to get juice | |
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Shawn |
| Gain 10 points | |
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HOBBES |
| the score is now: 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to o | |
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HOBBES |
| how do you play | |
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ars |
| NEW RULE!! song zone | |
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StripedLeopard |
| The flag is now in the null zone, new flag spawning in 10 years. | |
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ScoreKeeper |
| the score is now: 2019 to anyone? | |
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Dio |
| NEW RULE!! Trying to defeat me is Muda Muda. | |
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MyGuy |
| defeat dio | |
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moooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee |
| NEW RULE!! Any team with the score of Q will receive a swift beating in the PVP zone. | |
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dc |
| the score is now: q - 12 | |
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ety |
| flag of slowness you have to walk | |
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hihihi |
| NEW RULE!! vortex zone | |
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kkkkkkkkkkkk |
| suck my ass | |
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greengold |
| I invoke the Oogity Boogity Clause, causing amy to lose 13 BOGART points and be sentenced to wear a cone of shame until she reaches the Zone of Forgiveness. | |
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amy |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
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n |
| play tennis | |
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Hoomer |
| run to the top of the hill with a hat in your hand | |
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help |
| the score is now: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999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help |
| NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up | |
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help |
| NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up | |
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help |
| NEW RULE!! i always win. | |
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itsthepizzaboy |
| i win | |
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bulyio |
| run to freeze zone | |
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bulyio |
| NEW RULE!! 0ver 9000 | |
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itsthepizzaboy |
| NEW RULE!! im dead | |
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Petter |
| fire the teacher | |
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gty |
| the score is now: 100 | |
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greengold |
| I throw an orange at JRB, awarding me Q amount of coke bottle points. | |
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JRB |
| the score is now: The score is nose bleed to trousers! Woop! | |
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JRB |
| I Will Smite You! | |
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A Momento To Calvin-Girl |
| NEW RULE!! Should the legend calvin-girl ever rejoin this game, she must declare herself to be the original or be deducted 19 gumballs. | |
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A Momento To Calvin-Girl |
| All players must stop and pay homage to the true master of online calvinball, calvin-girl, found in the old archives of the game. | |
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LOGIN WANTED |
| WE WANT ACCOUNTS! | |
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Suzy |
| NEW RULE!! I turn the All Girls Zone into a freeze zone. Anyone caught in the Freeze zone can't move unless touched with the babysitter's flag. | |
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rat |
| run to attack all girls zone | |
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Axel |
| I win. | |
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mickey |
| Because of the rule that disrespect must be punished, you must now wear the Cone of Shame. | |
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greengold |
| I yell profanities at Mickey, earning myself the Flag of Disrespect. | |
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mickey |
| I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me! | |
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mickey |
| I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me! | |
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greengold |
| NEW RULE!! Any disrespect toward other players will result in immediate wearing of the cone of shame. | |
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Zack |
| NEW RULE!! The person holding the Calvinball must do a handstand for 10 seconds | |
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qwerty |
| /-kill_others0_=21132463 | |
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qwerty |
| NEW RULE!! I win | |
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eh |
| uhmm idk | |
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calvintest |
| throw the flag | |
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juan |
| jump the fence | |
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Eric |
| drive a car | |
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Brayden |
| the score is now: 27-1 | |
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powerguy9876 |
| Got enemy flag | |
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powerguy9876 |
| NEW RULE!! Hop until someone finds the bonus box | |
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powerguy9876 |
| Got flag | |
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powerguy9876 |
| NEW RULE!! Must hop until someone finds the boys box | |
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s |
| to fight a person | |
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thomas |
| NEW RULE!! You have to say dog every 3 seconds. | |
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yf |
| Jump up into the air | |
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hahaha |
| kick a ball | |
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Teddy |
| NEW RULE!! each player drink beer before playing | |
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vivek |
| run and catch the ball | |
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Hobbsies |
| NEW RULE!! Having the flag results in not having the flag | |
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cs440 |
| run forwards | |
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jalen |
| jump over a rainbow and find a pot of gold | |
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bob |
| eat a donut | |
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Qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| Logs in! | |
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Bit |
| NEW RULE!! No deleting existing rules! | |
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Bit |
| Pixel is now back in the game. Qwertyopesderaxcinm loses all Q's and has -7393618461837 12's. | |
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Manski |
| NEW RULE!! slap the next person you see in the face with a sandwich for +2 explosion emojis to your score | |
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Manski |
| plant the flag in the most disrespectful place to the other team or lose t^-2 points | |
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Manski |
| logs in | |
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m |
| the score is now: WOSSAMOTTA U to SUCC to SPAGHET to TIDEPODS to ROCKY | |
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Rocket J. Squirrel |
| Bullwinkle and I have activated the WARD flag! Most of you have got 60 seconds to touch it and the spaghet next to it. If you don't, then we won't hurt you, but instead you'll just have to write our names on the whiteboard. Place of Flying Lessons: Cedar Yorpantz Flying School. Maybe someone lodged a jetpack down my body. | |
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Gark |
| garkety gark gark | |
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Merp |
| I activate the EXPLOSION flag! Everyone has 15 seconds to touch it or else they will explode and are out of the game! | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! shooting at many players. | |
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Query.not.found |
| NEW RULE!! You must hit the person nearest to you with a sandwich. Anyone who does not have their sandwich must immediately move ten feet to the right or fit through one of the wickets. | |
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E |
| the score is now: E to 1,0002,0202 | |
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Yee |
| I eat a ham sandwich while flying at lightspeed | |
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E |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone playing except the one with the ball must do a headstand every 5 seconds! | |
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S U C C |
| NEW RULE!! all rules removed | |
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Ugandan Knuckles |
| NEW RULE!! Spit on the non-believers (losers) and tell them they don't know de wey. If anyone is offended, then ignore this icon. | |
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jen |
| running away from dogs | |
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Susie |
| You have to hide the flag and other opponents try to steal it. | |
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syncophant |
| NEW RULE!! dump gatorade on the losers head every time they score! | |
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qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| I touch the anti-Pixel pole. Pixel is out of the game. | |
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A cat |
| A cat appears. | |
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Moe |
| Moe says: "HI!!!" | |
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qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| NEW RULE!! Pixel's rule has been removed! | |
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010101 |
| I activate the MONEYYYYYYY flag, and earn 100$. | |
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Klinkou |
| the score is now: LOL - OMG | |
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HHF |
| I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points. | |
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HHF |
| I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points. | |
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Pixel |
| NEW RULE!! qwertyopesderaxcinm cannot move if he has 1 or more Q's! | |
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Announcer |
| the score is now: MJ-078 to DY-476 | |
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qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| the score is now: Yes to no | |
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Star |
| NEW RULE!! If your shirt is purple, you lose one Q! | |
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10 |
| the score is now: B - 13 | |
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K |
| I run around the orange pole, thus earning myself 12 Q's. | |
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Bob |
| NEW RULE!! All players must suddenly quack like a duck when a ball is in the air or in the no song zone | |
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your mom |
| The Mom Flag was invoked. Any players with the Slow Motion effect may now move at full speed. All cats must be hunted down and petted for a total of PURR Points for every cat caught. | |
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patrick henry |
| I shoot you with the Nerf Dart of Slowing. You now have to move in slow motion until you pass the Blue Zone and attain the Paradigm Pinecone. | |
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Greengold |
| the score is now: zzzz to 37 Giraffes | |
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Greengold |
| I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game. | |
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Greengold |
| I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game. | |
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Greengold |
| I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game. | |
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we want to play calvinball |
| NEW RULE!! everytime you make a goal, slam your head against the wall 6 times | |
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Greengold |
| Catches the flag, and dunks it into the VERY real swimming pool. Orange points to me! | |
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patrick johns |
| throw the flag | |
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patrick johns |
| on wicket five, jump around | |
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clover |
| throw flag | |
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Blatant Lies |
| NEW RULE!! There is a swimming pool. Ignore all evidence to the contrary. | |
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Greengold |
| pidgeon jumps over wicket 400 instead of 40. He has to go sit in the box of shame | |
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Pigeon |
| NEW RULE!! Freeze everything except self if or 10 seconds if you jump ove wicket 40 | |
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Greengold |
| NEW RULE!! anyone wearing a hat has to pay lots of fun points. | |
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yay |
| eating potatoes with bread | |
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Ethan |
| I have to steel the other persons flag! | |
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Bob |
| the score is now: MAX_INT | |
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hey |
| the score is now: 100 | |
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sree |
| play dota | |
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jax |
| NEW RULE!! no hat | |
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A |
| Take a Drink | |
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Jonathan |
| runs through the "no song" zone and into the "no-calvin" sector. | |
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doodle |
| do a wiggle | |
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faggot |
| die to the die to die to the die | |
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Jimmy neutron |
| the score is now: Jimmy to neutron | |
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Linz |
| the score is now: 75 | |
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Greengold |
| the score is now: 2 Giraffes - Cactus | |
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Greengold |
| As your hatred grows, your score grows as well. | |
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betterave |
| My hatred for myself slowly grows | |
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mickey |
| but because you stepped in a Trap Zone you have to sit in the Box of Unending Shame. | |
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Julie |
| I steal the Prison Flag and am awarded a Get Out of Jail Free card. | |
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mickey |
| NEW RULE!! All stupid war related rules are now punishable by 300000 electric pushups. | |
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Bill |
| NEW GAME!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!! Hi Mickey | |
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becky |
| A butterfly! All players must take a break from the game and try to catch it. I call a Butterfly Break! | |
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Griffen |
| I send a nuke. Btw hi ben | |
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Greengold |
| A hedgehog touched Stupendous Man with the Arkansas flag. Stupendous Man is now out of the game due to germs. | |
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Vanir |
| NEW RULE!! And because a team has reached 25, all players must switch sides. | |
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Vanir |
| the score is now: ctrl to 25 | |
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Vanir |
| I touch the largest sunflower and am awarded cactus points. All other players have to run 4 triangles around the nearest radish while singing the stupendous man song. | |
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billy |
| the score is now: flump to -k | |
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billy |
| NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players. | |
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billy |
| NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players. | |
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mickey |
| but because i held my nose, the zone is invalid and you must sing the im so sorry song | |
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sumtin |
| i put down a no song zone | |
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spiff |
| i duplicate the flag (rip it in half). | |
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other guy |
| the score is now: 54367367.goddls to 5.gugye | |
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Stupendous man |
| NEW RULE!! time wickets double your score | |
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magic |
| do magic | |
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Ajit Pai |
| the score is now: 43 | |
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amira |
| hop around while playing tennis | |
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Nivlac |
| I kick the ball into a tree, the next person has to run around a tree before they continue playing! | |
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calvin |
| the score is now: 14 to 76teen | |
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awesome |
| NEW RULE!! if you touch calvin shout I'm better than calvin 14 times | |
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Calvin |
| Run Fast | |
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Notker |
| notker resets the server. Games ends for everyone. | |
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Notker |
| notker runs | |
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Also An Idiot |
| NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!!! Anybody in the "no-calvin" sector gets three points! | |
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An Idiot |
| the score is now: The score is now Oogy to Boogy! | |
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susie |
| Ok here you go! | |
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calvin |
| This is a poem do what you are told dump this water over my head and do it A.S.A.P | |
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susie |
| Oh look here comes calvin. | |
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hobbes |
| the score is now: still Q to 12! | |
|
calvin |
| Fine but I'm in the no song zone | |
|
Hobbes |
| But i hit you with the calvinball so put the flag back | |
|
calvin |
| I stole the flag! | |
|
mickey |
| I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot. | |
|
mickey |
| I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot. | |
|
AName |
| Roll a dice | |
|
Calv |
| NEW RULE!! Only 10 rules allowed | |
|
insaner_poser |
| the score is now: 0 to susie. I AM IN THE NO SUSIE ZONE | |
|
Calvin |
| BOB STOLE PENALTY FLAG. 500,000,000 Qs and 12s SUBTRACTED! | |
|
calvin |
| NEW RULE!! There are no rules. Everyone can play freely. | |
|
calvin |
| THE SCORE is still Q to 12! | |
|
calvin |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
|
calvin |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
|
Mark |
| the score is now: foo to 45 | |
|
calvin |
| NEW RULE!! No rules. | |
|
Calvin |
| the score is now: Sally Brown to Sanic | |
|
Calvin |
| He finds a potty | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who has used the potty loses points. | |
|
Adolf |
| Adolf burns the jews | |
|
Adolf |
| Adolf kills everyone | |
|
Adolf |
| Adolf takes the flag | |
|
Batman |
| I blast myself | |
|
Donald Duck |
| Space Man Spiff calls hacks and blasts you into another game. | |
|
mickey |
| NEW GAME!!!!!! | |
|
mickey |
| the paradox causes a rip in the space time continuem ending the game. | |
|
Batman |
| the score is now: reff to good calls | |
|
Batman |
| I stab him | |
|
mickey |
| you break out right into a guard's fist. | |
|
Batman |
| I bribe him i brake out | |
|
mickey |
| But you ran through the no fly zone so you get deported to the eternal time out zone. | |
|
Batman |
| I score now i run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant. | |
|
Batman |
| i fly | |
|
mickey |
| NEW RULE!! The next person who score has to run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant. | |
|
Donald Duck |
| the score is now: Female To TURTLE DOVES | |
|
Ainsley |
| the score is now: coffee to latte | |
|
Bo |
| NEW RULE!! Go to mangos and run in triangles | |
|
Donald Duck |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone whose name was at some point a planet Has to stop playing unless they can make it to the fortress of solitude in 20 seconds. | |
|
Batman |
| ! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game. | |
|
Batman |
| NEW RULE!! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game. | |
|
mickey |
| All players are instantly engulfed in a cloud of birds thinking you are a worm. Pluto is out of the game for a hospital trip. | |
|
pluto |
| NEW RULE!! You have to move like a worm | |
|
mickey |
| I wave the Rolling Rodent Flag. Everyone must roll on the ground to move. | |
|
pluto |
| NEW RULE!! no rules | |
|
pluto |
| the score is now: to square | |
|
pluto |
| the score is now: pineapple | |
|
pluto |
| NEW RULE!! if you say pop make a 5 page essay to why you say pop | |
|
mickey |
| NEW RULE!! Unless you are a Northern Overlord, in which case you MUST say pop. | |
|
pluto |
| NEW RULE!! All player must say soda instead of pop | |
|
mickey |
| NEW RULE!! The first person to get the orange flag up to the top of the paradigm tree will be awarded the Golden Mallet | |
|
Donald Duck |
| NEW RULE!! Only crab walk through the no stupid rules zone | |
|
pluto |
| NEW RULE!! All players put a garbege bin over their head. | |
|
mickey |
| NEW RULE!! All players must wear a beanbag chair hat. | |
|
mickey |
| NEW RULE!! No STUPID rules. Im talking to you h. | |
|
h |
| wat wat in the butt | |
|
fghf |
| fghf lol | |
|
aahu |
| Play golf with the president | |
|
Harbz |
| the score is now: pants to muttonchops | |
|
hobbes. |
| NEW RULE!! all players must punch themselves on the head before playing | |
|
abhi |
| fight to the death | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: UMP - Bump | |
|
bob |
| You stole the PENALTY FLAG! 50,000 Q's subracted from your score. | |
|
bob the blob |
| steel flag | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: Turtles to ∆ | |
|
bob |
| Passing through the aromatic score zone, I SCORE!! | |
|
bob |
| Olli-wolli polly-woggy ump bump fizz! I steal your flag! | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! Rebels are allowed. | |
|
Matthew |
| NEW RULE!! No rule can inflict pain on anyone. | |
|
bob |
| The hobby horse trips and is hobbled, crippled, lame. It can't walk. | |
|
Calvin |
| I run to the Bonus Box and grab the hobby horse! | |
|
Rosalyn |
| the score is now: Well, you know I have the Calvinball! I award myself 50 points. | |
|
Goomba Shoe |
| I leap over sector 12, and push you into the The "Pernicious Poem Place"! | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! you must if in sector 12 sing a song | |
|
bob |
| run around | |
|
bob |
| I hop in a wheelbarrow and take off down the field with the triple-goal-ball. | |
|
bob |
| but you are in the no taco zone, so the score is 0 to 0 | |
|
Sara |
| the score is now: 0 to taco | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! New Game | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! All players must run backwards and tackle the calvinball in the You Must Be Airborne to Enter This Zone ZOne. | |
|
bob |
| I declare a new game. All scores reset to nil and the field is rebuilt. | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! Getting a ghost-snowman third baseman home while singing the Calvinball national anthem will award you 6 billion points. | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: nick to cranny | |
|
bob |
| andrew eats too much pizza. he lands in the Puke zone and is confined there until he stopps puking. | |
|
Andrew |
| NEW RULE!! you must eat pizza | |
|
Someone |
| NEW RULE!! The old ball is now invalid and has been replaced with a rubber ducky. | |
|
bob |
| bully flag: all nerds must be punched. | |
|
bob |
| Bob runs and steals the flag. | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: Cactus-purple | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! You can only dribble a football on concrete with your nose. | |
|
Matthew |
| NEW RULE!! You cannot hide in a box. | |
|
everyone |
| the score is now: 11 to 11 | |
|
John Cena |
| NEW RULE!! No More Rules | |
|
dax |
| NEW RULE!! no peeing | |
|
moggy oggy |
| take and jump on pogo stick | |
|
kol |
| the score is now: oggy to logy | |
|
Bo |
| the score is now: 11 to Q | |
|
Stupendous Man |
| NEW RULE!! No one is allowed to do anything without stupendous man's permission | |
|
Stupendous man |
| the score is now: 87 to Cheeseburger | |
|
Scout! |
| the score is now: 7 to -z | |
|
Scout! |
| he'd throw a dodge ball at benson | |
|
Scout! |
| NEW RULE!! Every time someone dodges a dodge ball he has to get himself dizzy and keep going! | |
|
calvin |
| the score is now: z to 77777 | |
|
calv |
| NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig | |
|
calv |
| NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig | |
|
benson |
| the score is now: 50 | |
|
simon |
| the flag that you try and capture and bring to your side making you score | |
|
Dean |
| the score is now: All players must type in reverse | |
|
moeman |
| jump when you hit the thirty yard wicket! | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! hop on one foot when you reach the 12 yard wicket | |
|
Christopher |
| Steal the flag of the opponent | |
|
XL dirty diaper |
| NEW RULE!! Only I can make new rules | |
|
XL dirty diaper |
| You are my zombie slave | |
|
XL dirty diaper |
| the score is now: 🍩 to 🍪 | |
|
test |
| sing the anthem from san marino | |
|
Mom |
| NEW RULE!! WHO GOES TO BED FIRST GETS ONE MILLION BILLION TRILLION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
|
Hobbes |
| the score is now: Q to 12 | |
|
qwertyuiop |
| the score is now: Toody to boogey | |
|
Zoe |
| NEW RULE!! When you touch the 12th post with the calvinball the other player must close their eyes! | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| I AM AWESOME! | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| the score is now: xXxCalvinxXx name to lollipops | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| NEW RULE!! Use Duplicators | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| use a duplicator | |
|
Kirk |
| the score is now: Oogy to YU | |
|
Hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! All players must hop on one foot while holding a flag | |
|
ben1 |
| NEW RULE!! anybody without the name ben1 has to crawl | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! lose a point if you gain a point | |
|
CoolDownCheater |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone standing Near Ben Must Sing The PLayerPain Song! | |
|
UR MOMMY |
| I LIKE THE PUSSY AND DICK | |
|
Ben |
| NEW RULE!! Any one not named ben has to hop on one foot | |
|
Blaine |
| Throw Ball | |
|
calvin |
| rapes hobbes | |
|
derpys |
| NEW RULE!! you cant touch the tree | |
|
kolby |
| NEW RULE!! you have to hope to win to win | |
|
I love wanking and fucking |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone must now masturbate | |
|
you guys are all bitches |
| I fuck everyone in sight | |
|
fuck |
| the score is now: 3ninersubmarine | |
|
kkkkkkkkkkk |
| the score is now: 200000000 | |
|
Max |
| the score is now: Omega to Q3A | |
|
The Calvinball |
| the score is now: Seventy-twelve to M and a half. | |
|
Alejandro |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me 1 dollar. | |
|
Susie |
| Aaaaaaaahh!!! AH ThHUMP! | |
|
Hobbes |
| Not if I get you first! Arrrggghhh! | |
|
Stupendous man AKA calvin |
| Prepare to be stupended! | |
|
Stupendous man AKA calvin |
| All players must bow down to me and pass over their flags! | |
|
Vanessa |
| NEW RULE!! You have to spin around 50 times if you betray me | |
|
Susie Derkins |
| NEW RULE!! People with spiky hair have to hug Mr. Bun! | |
|
bryson |
| NEW RULE!! all players must hop on there noses | |
|
Nyanko |
| AIO-JUMP! | |
|
brad |
| the score is now: q to 12 | |
|
Mitch |
| I take the flag and eat it | |
|
arhenius |
| Go to bed | |
|
Finley |
| steal flag | |
|
Finley |
| Stealing Flags | |
|
Rowan |
| punch Hobbes | |
|
Harmohit |
| the score is now: 11 | |
|
mmm |
| run to first base | |
|
Jillian |
| the score is now: Q-12 | |
|
zeal |
| NEW RULE!! Sigh on people's face when they speak!! | |
|
devyani |
| Kick and jump | |
|
Natsu_Dragneel |
| NEW RULE!! You have to hop on 1 foot when you reach the "no song zone. | |
|
Paul |
| Make it past the fifth wicket. | |
|
hobbes |
| flag play | |
|
hmmm |
| YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PARTY PLACE. DO 300 PUSHUPS! | |
|
JP |
| the score is now: 42 to pi | |
|
joe |
| roll a dice | |
|
zdgsdgsx |
| the score is now: dgdgd | |
|
Ana |
| Vreau acasa la mine | |
|
Scott |
| NEW RULE!! Whenever someone says something pirate-y, that someone must stop what they're doing and touch their toes! | |
|
marius |
| NEW RULE!! jump 360`s whenever someone laughs | |
|
Tobias |
| NEW RULE!! every player except me has to do 10 pushups immediately. | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: O | |
|
calvinman |
| runs from one corner of the universe to the other.. | |
|
troll man |
| the score is now: vamos z a 8000 | |
|
ooooo |
| capturo la badera | |
|
troll man |
| La bandera vale 8000 puntos | |
|
troll man |
| the score is now: vamos z a 146763345233 | |
|
troll man |
| NEW RULE!! TODOS DEBEN ESCRIBIR SOLO EN MAYUSCULAS | |
|
sarah |
| play with calvin | |
|
sarah |
| play with calvin | |
|
Boo |
| throw ball | |
|
chewy |
| NEW RULE!! no one else can declare a new rule! | |
|
kim |
| I love calvinball!! | |
|
hobbes |
| i wanna play in action. | |
|
calvin |
| 12 34 | |
|
calvin |
| kick butt | |
|
ZombieMom |
| NEW RULE!! Monday is triple points! | |
|
Coyote |
| NEW RULE!! Poetry corner is now out of bounds | |
 |
insaner |
| the score is now: 20 billion points for everyone. | |
|
andrew |
| capturing it | |
|
Kitty |
| The Tutu Flag of Doom! | |
|
amtm |
| the score is now: 3 chocolate eclairs Ha ha! | |
|
amtm |
| AND EVERY ONE WAS A HENRY. HENRY! ....oh! Look what I found in my pocket! *throws a water balloon at fort* | |
|
fort |
| Someone bring me a water balloon, quick! | |
|
fort |
| (SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE) | |
|
fort |
| the score is now: 8 | |
|
amtm |
| I'M KING HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR. SHE'S.. | |
|
dug |
| Grabs the water balloon and runs away | |
|
amtm |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone who doesn't currently have a water ballon in their hands must climb inside the bathrub and sing "I'm King Henry the 8th" until a player with a water balloon happens by.. | |
|
dward |
| score point by hitting ball with ping pong paddle | |
|
Biz |
| the score is now: 100 | |
|
Zigmog |
| throw ball into tree branches | |
|
CT |
| drop the ball | |
|
Diana |
| go fishing | |
|
DAVID |
| NEW RULE!! everyone who does not play calvinball will fart | |
|
David |
| lava melts people | |
|
miaow |
| NEW RULE!! pound the living daylights out of your computer | |
|
miaow |
| throw water balloons at everyone except sean and dad | |
|
sean |
| the score is now: poop and pee | |
|
dad |
| yell at your son | |
|
sean |
| donate both kidneys wait 5 secs die | |
|
gaby |
| the score is now: jiggler to figgler | |
|
Hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! pounce on your boss | |
|
surabhi |
| make eggplant faces | |
|
Jim |
| NEW RULE!! Hop on one foot | |
|
Michal |
| Explode the pelvis of Courtney Love | |
|
calv |
| run like a maniac | |
|
mf |
| the score is now: Me 1, You 0 | |
|
oli |
| double rackets for double points | |
|
boogy |
| NEW RULE!! Who ever "smelt it, dealt it" | |
|
sam |
| enables anyone to go to penalty zone | |
|
oogy |
| hit a watermelon with a tennis racket | |
|
moe joe |
| beats everyone up.. and takes their lunch money | |
|
Captain Calvin |
| flag of freezing, all players who's name doesn't start with Captain of have the calvinball must freeze like a statue. | |
|
Elia |
| the score is now: 5 for elia | |
|
insaner |
| the score is now: 5points to everyone EXCEPT elia! | |
|
Elia |
| hit | |
|
insaner |
| let the new calvinball begin!! |
| ad |
| Bryan |
| hockey |
| Littlered |
| Annihilate |
| dave |
| New Rule: everyone must walk backward in slow motion for 30 seconds after a score |
| Mary |
| I FOUND THE BONUS ZONE! Everyone else has to either lose 30 points or get hit with the Calvinball! Scores stand at infinity-times-two to squid. |
| tomy boy |
| yoddle |
| Joseph |
| make a decree for 3 seconds |
| molly |
| growl |
| kyle |
| NEW RULE you must jump on one foot while reciting the preamble to the constitution of the united states |
| joy |
| ahaaaaaa |
| Hello |
| New Rule you must ask someone to push you off a building or lose 999999 pts |
| Hello |
| NEW RULE you must hit yourself on the head and fall off a cliff! |
| Hobbes rules! |
| new rule if you toutch the G.R.O.S.S tree house you have to ware a oficall hat |
| Hobbes rules! |
| say hobbes gose to colage to get more knowlage calvin is stupeder |
| Hobbes rules! |
| new rule:hobbes always gos first |
| Calvin_Boy |
| Touchdown!!! |
| NubNub |
| Oh I just read the stuff...YAY! I'm in the opposite zone! Tuth9 you have to sing the "Im very sorry" song and get soaked...I'll be happy to do it by the way... |
| ad |
| NubNub |
| WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPOSE TO DO?!? |
| Tuth9 |
| *New Rule* All who are in any zone must sing the "I'm very sorry song" and must go to someone and beg them to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on them |
| Shrike |
| Killing somebody |
| Alex |
| playing |
| Yinhui |
| Playing calvinball |
| Jen |
| boo |
| ari |
| crazy for Hobbes |
| hi |
| play |
| eric |
| Walking |
| Bud |
| Run |
| Silence |
| *NEW RULE* All players must bow to whomever is in front of them before moving on! |
| insaner |
| *resets the score* get ready to play a renewed calvinball!!!! |
| zach |
| push |
| Steve |
| Spin |
| Anonymous |
| *NEW RULE* If someone disobeys a rule, they have to sing the "I'm very sorry" song except it's not about flags, and then get 5 points taken away. |
| joel |
| growl |
| Sonya |
| air ski! |
| özgür özdemir |
| dig |
| Kevin Powers |
| astao |
| sfhskdhkfh |
| *NEW RULE*Anyone in the secret zone has to tell an embarrasing secret! |
| ad |
| boib |
| jhcbgjszhbv |
| astao |
| jump |
| Stalker |
| swing low |
| billy |
| Eyeball just entered the revolution zone. He has to spin around until he barfs and then smack him with the flag to get him out. |
| eyeball |
| nice songyidy song bong tong kong long |
| insanerisme |
| humdy humdy humdy hum i smell a little bitty one oh its a bum for being a bum you must sing the song oh oh oh even if it takes you long |
| Calvin |
| hmmm... havent played in a while just wanted to say hello |
| marco g |
| Since I've entered the no corollary zone, I get to make a decree. I pick the flag and sing the i'm sorry song. |
| jujujuj |
| get out |
| jijijiji |
| again where complain now its the ball which is not working |
| jejeje |
| where can i complain, this calvin is not working |
| jajajja |
| tried again to play calvinball |
| jojojojo |
| wanted to play calvinball |
| tro |
| play calvinball |
| Some Little Boy Somewhere |
| yea um i put the f word the s word and the b word in my recent comment i guess they cannot be used but yae um thats what my comment starts with |
| Some Little Boy Somewhere |
| Just a few of the words that are used in this world as "Cuss Words", how they got these names I do not know, to me it is plain out GAY, um yea it's just like someone saying the word "duck". Quack! Quack! Quack! |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Ryan-It seems as if we are the on;y ones for a couple of days who actually want to engage in a game... shame shame... |
| Ryan |
| Ahhh... yes I do |
| Calvin-Girl |
| James Westfall- the score hrmmm Ryan whats the score... do you still have Q??? |
| James Westfall |
| Good thing I'm not then, now really, whats the score |
| ad |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Oh yea I forgot to put "new Rule" |
| Calvin-Girl |
| If playing and you are a 'Ryan' you have to give in to anything commmanded by a opposing player...if you want... I guees I'll be a bit nice. |
| Ryan |
| You do that |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Yea probably but I'm going to let myslef feel good about it... |
| Ryan |
| I let you win |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Finally... ahhh it feels so good... |
| Ryan |
| Heres the very sorry soooong won't you help me sing along (Delaney) I blew it, I knew it I'm very sorry I did whatever I did. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| And if you don'y I'll find some way to make you... but how to beat a master... |
| Calvin-Girl |
| The song... again... but wait I touched the reverse pole so you sing it now. |
| Ryan |
| Now sing the friggin song |
| Ryan |
| Yeah you thieving Barstids |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Being the real Calvin-Girl I declare that only me and Ryan shall play in the current game... well actually anyone can play just don't steal names... maybe make your own... :) |
| Calvin-Girl |
| I shall not hit you over the head (reversing my speach( with a Tennis raquet and make you forget it all and give me your extreme goodness at the game... well if only |
| Ryan |
| Seriously, quit it |
| Ryan |
| Just don't do it again you something scalawag |
| Calvin-Girl |
| man man man... beating a master musn't come easy dang you Ryan. Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I well did waht I did. *while hopping through Park Place* |
| Ryan |
| But I had already touched the backwards pole, so now its frontwards and you need to sing the song while hopping through Park Place |
| Calvin-Girl |
| because*** |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Which states that I have Q points beasue I touched the reverse pole... he he he or you could just sing the osrry dong for me... |
| ad |
| Ryan |
| OLLY-WOGGY POLIWOGGY UMP, BUMP, FUZZ! I now have Q points. |
| Ryan |
| Just don't do it again you something scalawag |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I scored on your precious wicket. |
| Ryan |
| I just scored on my own wicket, but its still reversed so you have to sing the very sorry song. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| yes those dang trees they like shrinkisise... word??? |
| Ryan |
| Whats the score? |
| Ryan |
| Damn straight, now I've got to avoid the trees |
| Calvin-Girl |
| and a song... man ... |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Backwards... dang it I'm going to get you... |
| Ryan |
| AND I was in the End zone so you've got to sing a Door song whilst you do it |
| Ryan |
| I touched the reverse pole so now you've got to do it all backwards. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| disco all the way to first... or maybe even second |
| bastich |
| pogo on a buttscrew till you 'round the third melon hole |
| pwsfddc |
| ewfwrwegtfffff |
| Brian |
| Anyone who hits the ball with a tennis raquet gets 5 free get out of jail bonus points |
| Brittany |
| Watch porn |
| Slash |
| fell |
| wald |
| ... |
| pooie8 |
| stand still |
| wintershorts |
| *runs in shorts till the snow has all melted* |
| ad |
| Awsomeburger |
| feed me? |
| Calvinball King |
| I can use the calvin ball to do anything |
| Hobbes |
| play |
| Hobbes |
| run |
| NU |
| new rule: any zone with a tree in it is now called 'hey you!' |
| hobbes |
| run to base |
| john |
| run |
| King Arthur |
| hey |
| gv |
| hey |
| gv |
| goalie |
| Blake |
| DIE |
| Audrey |
| male players must kiss the girls. (I'll get you,Duderocks!) |
| Audrey |
| new rule |
| joking |
| kick |
| insaner |
| *gives all players 20 insaner points* |
| fafw |
| fwafwaf |
| Duderocks |
| "*NEW RULE*" All female players must strip down and dance. |
| Wendy |
| dance |
| Hacker |
| Hello? |
| ad |
| Hacker |
| sean, u are on the Hacker's order zone!!!!!! |
| Hacker |
| Hit aall players |
| Hacker |
| Take ball from Mary |
| sean |
| *NEW RULE* roll |
| sean |
| roll |
| Mary |
| Ping pong with shoes at the mall |
| bla |
| bla |
| J.D. |
| Beware Calvinsaurus is coming to town |
| daniel |
| gv |
| calvin |
| as my name is calvin and this is calvin ball i declare myself supreme dictator of this game and this land is now called calvinlotte. i win automatically who wants a new game |
| Angel |
| kicks |
| anonymous |
| ehe... EHE! |
| nameless |
| a good day means to kill |
| cath9000 |
| when you get to the tennis zone the first person to hit someone with a tennis ball gets 15 Bs |
| cath9000 |
| *"NEW RULE*"boomerang zone |
| gg |
| um |
| Jordan |
| I take my zpfmgb worm and throw it at the wicket, (7^hobbes) points!! |
| matt |
| jump |
| biffer |
| booop |
| buzzboy |
| splat |
| ad |
| chris |
| bla |
| Breacher |
| First I slip on the official Calvinball mask, and then yell "Q to Ten! 3RD wicket scored!" |
| Gem |
| splat |
| crash |
| is in the polar opposite zone, gets triple everyone else's points, plus five |
| jim |
| hop |
| mathan |
| hop |
| jasper |
| Duck |
| Riovanes |
| I touched the All Players tree with the Chris Carrabba flag! Everyone has to stand in place and feel bad ... until somebody hits you with the calvinball! *BONK* |
| jejejejejej |
| 4wljfe;jfl;r |
| dolus |
| jump |
| thomas |
| throw ball |
| thomas |
| toes |
| TakingBackNolan |
| Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!" |
| Jeffrey the giant |
| i scored! |
| Daniel Eth |
| *New Rule* Hobbes wins |
| Daniel Eth |
| And Calvin catches the snitch: 150 points to Hufflepuff! Slitherine (Rimes with Hobbes's team [and is Hobbes's team]) wins! Hooooorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Daniel Eth |
| (Hobbes) Weeeeeeeee. I get 10 points |
| Daniel Eth |
| Hobbes hits Calvin with the Calvinball |
| Diegator |
| i spelled the name in invisible ink (its actually an HTML code that makes writing invisible) i get the 999,999,999,99-whatever points |
| ad |
| ryannhimself |
| *NEW RULE* If you can spell the name of Calvin's crush, you get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, points. |
| ryaanhimself |
| everyone with the name ryaanhimself gets 500 points |
| otter swatter |
| NEE! |
| otter swatter |
| We shall say NEE again to you if you do not appease us. |
| otter swatter |
| *NEW RULE*...All stray weenie dogs must be pursued stealthily under each wicket unless, of course, you happen to be in the Weasel Whiffing Zone whereupon weenie dogs are pursued oppositely by not pursuing them but, instead, all ferrets at large must be hunted down and stuffed into a gunny sack at a point rate of .0004 Flognarts per unit. |
| Whitney |
| I have the flag of insanity! I automatically get twentey z's! |
| rich |
| bark |
| Booga the Bomb |
| I hate Soda IHATE cHEESE U HAvE BReath JUST LIKE YODA |
| diegator-poser |
| falls down |
| Diegator |
| anyone who is insaner must run backwards in circles |
| matt dumler |
| i want to play |
| Matt Dumler |
| *NEW RULE* YOU MUST TOUCH ALL THE WICKETS! |
| Calvin Dumler |
| calvin |
| cody |
| throw ball |
| Mike |
| Jump |
| dictator for life calvin |
| i declare bishop a poophead!!!! |
| Calvin |
| other kids games are all a bore... they gotta have rules, they gotta keep score... calvinball is better by far... its never the same,its always bizzar... you dont need teams, or a reffery... you know that its great 'cause its named after me!... if you wanna... |
| cal 2 |
| whose plaing |
| cal 2 |
| ant ran in the bakwards zone! Start singing! |
| ad |
| daniel |
| get calvinball |
| ryaanhimself |
| 500 points for playing so late in the game |
| Ant |
| New Rule Everybody has to sing 5 verses of Tigers Rule |
| ROger |
| bonking |
| joey |
| says "blah" while touching the blah post- there by resetting all scores to zero |
| desmond |
| eats what comes to her and then throws it up and gets 300 points |
| small vagina |
| killer |
| BISHOP |
| *NEW RULE* ALL AMENDMENTS OR POINTS EARNED THROUGH GAMEPLAY WHICH HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT BY ANY OTHER PLAYERS, ARE HERBY OBSOLETE AND VOID, HENCEFORTH ONLY THE POINTS EARNED AND THE AMMENDMENTS MADE BY THE PLAYER TITLED UNDER THE ALIAS "BISHOP" SHALL HAVE ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER. THIS DOCtrINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOLE DICTATOR FOR LIFE, CALVIN, IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FURTHER AMMENDMENT NOR MAY IT BE DELETED OR CHANGED BY ANY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRETY OF FURTHER GAMEPLAY. |
| Maria |
| jump 3 times |
| insaner_poser |
| *runs behind insaner stealing every point he gets* |
| insaner |
| *races across all of www.insaner.com picking up the hidden points* |
| peter |
| kicks lord_alex in the nuts |
| Lord_Alex |
| Lord_Alex gets 19.6 points for stealing Senor Funky's pants. |
| Senor Funky |
| Being the omnipotent fellow I am, I notice I needed some points so I have them. 20 points!!! I also want some pants. 20 pants!!! |
| funky smonky |
| You have to dance and sing if your opentent gets the flag |
| funky monky |
| When you oponent wins you have to make a song up about them (a good song) and dance for them. |
| Supreme Ruler |
| If the flag touches you, you must sing in gibberish |
| Shinobi |
| Eats Bagel : 20 points |
| twocalorieevil |
| attack |
| ad |
| twocalorieevil |
| none |
| shaolinmonk |
| i do a jonah lomu and run round everyone wit the tennis ball in hand doing somersaults over the obstacles and then i touchdown and win 500 points to me and everyone has to sin the im very sorry song |
| becca |
| summersault |
| Asha |
| *stumbles into the perimiter of wisdom and forces everyone but me to sit down and discuss the ethics of calvinball* 20points to me! |
| chrischa |
| letŽs play a ball |
| Chuck |
| Opposite zone wasn't declared by being not declared. William creates a Calvinball paradox and ceases to exist. Waffle points for Chuck! |
| Jack |
| NEW RULE: Calvin"MASTUR"ball"BATOR": Everyone must play with themselves for 20 min. 78 and 1/2 points every time you score. |
| JuneCleaverhausen |
| stop, drop , and roll... goes for the ball |
| insaner |
| YEAH!!! twenty dill points for me for fixing calvin ball!! |
| William |
| declare the opposite zone! everyone now loses points instead of gaining them and vice versa |
| Alex |
| Burns rule book and transmogrifies into an Extending arm and grab the calvinballand tag all players and they all have to sing the i love you song |
| calvin |
| oops the point thing |
| calvin |
| new rule! if you fall down you lose 50 points sonic boom potion makes everybody fall down sonic boom! |
| Calvin |
| whack somebody with tennis racket |
| steven |
| null |
| Lara |
| punching |
| addis |
| kick |
| b* |
| *NEW RULE* all points are reversed! |
| Smell-O-Vision |
| Uses pepper spray on all his opponent, hitting the volleyball into the rabbit hole with a monkey wrench! SCORE 100^Q points!!! |
| nxxf |
| look |
| ad |
| Walknuki |
| New Rule! Those failing to run from the red to cyan zones are transmografied into the cola of their choosing. |
| Jed |
| takes the ball into the song zone, any one who gets tagged while not sing ing has to sing the sorry song. |
| insaner_poser |
| *runs over to fix up the calvinball script..* |
| aaron |
| Diegator |
| Freezes time (or pretends he is) anyone moving, looses 3 points, the on who holds still for the most time steals the points from the first person that moved |
| Edge |
| kick |
| hari |
| ailo |
| aialo |
| takes again the ball and kicks it 100 yards far |
| dave |
| running backwards, i tackle the ball and pass the Z wicket, meaning everone must hop |
| aialo |
| kick a ball |
| uxu |
| uxu |
| Magus |
| No more point system! any one who tries to bring it back must be silent. |
| god |
| kick ball |
| ad |
| jew |
| run |
| Smores |
| Everyone jumped into the chatroom sector, so you have to talk your heads off until you get tired, and the only way to get out of the chatroom sector, is if i bonk you all with the calvinball.Now i get a point for each of you.The score is forward to left. |
| addison |
| buster |
| Buster |
| *NEW RULE* Everyone with two or more legs must run backwards until they fall over. |
| insaner |
| *runs up to gorfus and yells something about economics* 20 points for everyone due to economies of scale!!! |
| Gorfus |
| Spin around for 20 minutes |
| Buster |
| All players with melted toffey in their posession must stand on thier heads for 8 seconds. Failure to do so result in a loss of 3 to the coke bottle points. |
| Lkas66 |
| left |
| hobbes |
| poem zone |
| Allenblake |
| *new rule* Everyone who isn't playing Calvinball really is and I get their points. |
| ~MAYNARD~ |
| KICK |
| jinx |
| im not sure |
| supper hobbes |
| turtle zone you must run slowly until you reach the racket of shame whoever reaches it last gets to use it on the other players |
| insaner_poser |
| steals all the points awarded and kindly donates them to the poor kids all over the world |
| insaner |
| *new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!! |
| insaner |
| *new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!! |
| Dan |
| Grabs the abandoned Calvinball and uses it to tag the timefracture-slowmotion gooooooaaaaalllll...oooggggiiitttyyy pppoooiiinnntttsss... |
| Rich |
| up |
| Holly |
| go go go |
| (f)x5 |
| Runs all the way to susie's house and hits her with the wicket |
| ad |
| Juan |
| energy blast |
| (a)x10 |
| lands on the field and pulls pants down |
| ljlkj |
| hit |
| Tim_poser |
| *runs to wicket area and chants: "ooh look at me i dont know how to play!!"* |
| insaner |
| NEW RULE!!! 20 points off to all dummy submitters!! |
| Tim |
| shawn |
| insaner_poser |
| NEW RULE!!! tights will count as a valid form of pants!! |
| insaner |
| all girls MUST wear pants to play calvinball!!! failure to comply will lead to immediate expulsion to the girl zone closest to the player! and a deduction of phi q points and a water balloon to the head!! |
| Cotter |
| *continues phrase* "you are on your way to the G.R.O.S.S. tree house and will be deducted 10 points if entering without signed permission. If enterer is a slimy girl she will lose all points." |
| insaner |
| *B.O.B.'s all players and runs to opposite zone* 2 points to continuer of phrase: "you are on the way to..." and 2 to the e pi q points to &BOB; for B.O.B.'ing of people.. and e to the x repeating where x is the third root of 2 points to cotter for being a cotter... |
| Cotter |
| Captures all remaning wickets and runs to the blue endzone. |
| B.O.B |
| NEW RULE!! 37 points for BOB'ing while playing for at least 5 minutes. 43 points for doing it while singing a song |
| calvin |
| *hops in with a broken pogo stick* NEW RULE! all those who jump in on broken pogo sticks must bow and yield 5 brown autumn leaves! |
| insaner |
| *hops aboard a badminton racket and captures all red flags in area t-21, beyond the forbidden marshes* |
| another random person |
| *grabs the broken pelvis and runs to yellow wicket area* |
| biggie |
| roses are red violets are blue let me play so i can beat you |
| biggie |
| *puts on mask and runs to blue wicket area* write the sound of a burp or get a broken pelvis |
| random person |
| *puts on mask* *runs to blue wicket area* NEW RULE!! all who cross the blue wicket area must recite a small poem or lose 5q points!!! |
| insaner |
| 20 points for starting calvinball!!! |
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