Calvinball!!

the original calvinball!


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You've heard of "calvinball" before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, and I make up the rules here as I go, here's your chance! If you don't know how to play though, make sure to read the rules, watch the others and learn from them!!

If there is enough interest, I will eventually implement a login for those who wish, in order to keep track of stats and stuff (if you would like such a feature, make your "action" say "logs in!")... but for now, lets just see how well it's received..

READ THIS FIRST:

how to play calvinball at an insaner world

Here's a short explanation of how to get the most out of your text-based calvinball experience at "an insaner world"..

  1. First, you fill in your name, in the box there where you see the text "your name"
  2. Choose your "calvatar" from the selection (hovering over each small image shows you a preview on the left).
  3. Next, select the type of "action" you want to "do" in the game, you can declare a new rule, use the flag in some way, declare the score, or perform any other sort of action. New rules and scores are automatically prepended with the appropriate text, so all you have to do is state the rule or score (yes, convenient!).
  4. Type in the "action" you want to perform in the game in the textbox.
  5. Finally, type in the "magic" word in the box and click "play!".

So, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box, choose your calvatar, select "new rule" from the options and then type your rule, for example: "everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig!" (see? no need to write "NEW RULE!")

Be sure to also read the calvin and hobbes unofficial official rules of calvinball before you play. Let the game begin!!



play!


Did you already read the quick how to play guide above?

your name:


type "calvinball" here:




the game so far..


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moggy oggy
take and jump on pogo stick
kol
the score is now: oggy to logy
Bo
the score is now: 11 to Q
Stupendous Man
NEW RULE!! No one is allowed to do anything without stupendous man's permission
Stupendous man
the score is now: 87 to Cheeseburger
Scout!
the score is now: 7 to -z
Scout!
he'd throw a dodge ball at benson
Scout!
NEW RULE!! Every time someone dodges a dodge ball he has to get himself dizzy and keep going!
calvin
the score is now: z to 77777
calv
NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
calv
NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
benson
the score is now: 50
simon
the flag that you try and capture and bring to your side making you score
Dean
the score is now: All players must type in reverse
moeman
jump when you hit the thirty yard wicket!
Calvin
NEW RULE!! hop on one foot when you reach the 12 yard wicket
Christopher
Steal the flag of the opponent
XL dirty diaper
NEW RULE!! Only I can make new rules
XL dirty diaper
You are my zombie slave
XL dirty diaper
the score is now: 🍩 to 🍪
test
sing the anthem from san marino
Mom
NEW RULE!! WHO GOES TO BED FIRST GETS ONE MILLION BILLION TRILLION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hobbes
the score is now: Q to 12
qwertyuiop
the score is now: Toody to boogey
Zoe
NEW RULE!! When you touch the 12th post with the calvinball the other player must close their eyes!
xXxCalvinxXx
I AM AWESOME!
xXxCalvinxXx
the score is now: xXxCalvinxXx name to lollipops
xXxCalvinxXx
NEW RULE!! Use Duplicators
xXxCalvinxXx
use a duplicator
Kirk
the score is now: Oogy to YU
Hobbes
NEW RULE!! All players must hop on one foot while holding a flag
ben1
NEW RULE!! anybody without the name ben1 has to crawl
bob
NEW RULE!! lose a point if you gain a point
CoolDownCheater
NEW RULE!! Anyone standing Near Ben Must Sing The PLayerPain Song!
UR MOMMY
I LIKE THE PUSSY AND DICK
Ben
NEW RULE!! Any one not named ben has to hop on one foot
Blaine
Throw Ball
calvin
rapes hobbes
derpys
NEW RULE!! you cant touch the tree
kolby
NEW RULE!! you have to hope to win to win
I love wanking and fucking
NEW RULE!! Everyone must now masturbate
you guys are all bitches
I fuck everyone in sight
fuck
the score is now: 3ninersubmarine
kkkkkkkkkkk
the score is now: 200000000
Max
the score is now: Omega to Q3A
The Calvinball
the score is now: Seventy-twelve to M and a half.
Alejandro
NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me 1 dollar.
Susie
Aaaaaaaahh!!! AH ThHUMP!
Hobbes
Not if I get you first! Arrrggghhh!
Stupendous man AKA calvin
Prepare to be stupended!
Stupendous man AKA calvin
All players must bow down to me and pass over their flags!
Vanessa
NEW RULE!! You have to spin around 50 times if you betray me
Susie Derkins
NEW RULE!! People with spiky hair have to hug Mr. Bun!
bryson
NEW RULE!! all players must hop on there noses
Nyanko
AIO-JUMP!
brad
the score is now: q to 12
Mitch
I take the flag and eat it
arhenius
Go to bed
Finley
steal flag
Finley
Stealing Flags
Rowan
punch Hobbes
Harmohit
the score is now: 11
mmm
run to first base
Jillian
the score is now: Q-12
zeal
NEW RULE!! Sigh on people's face when they speak!!
devyani
Kick and jump
Natsu_Dragneel
NEW RULE!! You have to hop on 1 foot when you reach the "no song zone.
Paul
Make it past the fifth wicket.
hobbes
flag play
hmmm
YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PARTY PLACE. DO 300 PUSHUPS!
JP
the score is now: 42 to pi
joe
roll a dice
zdgsdgsx
the score is now: dgdgd
Ana
Vreau acasa la mine
Scott
NEW RULE!! Whenever someone says something pirate-y, that someone must stop what they're doing and touch their toes!
marius
NEW RULE!! jump 360`s whenever someone laughs
Tobias
NEW RULE!! every player except me has to do 10 pushups immediately.
bob
the score is now: O
calvinman
runs from one corner of the universe to the other..
troll man
the score is now: vamos z a 8000
ooooo
capturo la badera
troll man
La bandera vale 8000 puntos
troll man
the score is now: vamos z a 146763345233
troll man
NEW RULE!! TODOS DEBEN ESCRIBIR SOLO EN MAYUSCULAS
sarah
play with calvin
sarah
play with calvin
Boo
throw ball
chewy
NEW RULE!! no one else can declare a new rule!
kim
I love calvinball!!
hobbes
i wanna play in action.
calvin
12 34
calvin
kick butt
ZombieMom
NEW RULE!! Monday is triple points!
Coyote
NEW RULE!! Poetry corner is now out of bounds
insaner
the score is now: 20 billion points for everyone.
andrew
capturing it
Kitty
The Tutu Flag of Doom!
amtm
the score is now: 3 chocolate eclairs Ha ha!
amtm
AND EVERY ONE WAS A HENRY. HENRY! ....oh! Look what I found in my pocket! *throws a water balloon at fort*
fort
Someone bring me a water balloon, quick!
fort
(SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE)
fort
the score is now: 8
amtm
I'M KING HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR. SHE'S..
dug
Grabs the water balloon and runs away
amtm
NEW RULE!! Everyone who doesn't currently have a water ballon in their hands must climb inside the bathrub and sing "I'm King Henry the 8th" until a player with a water balloon happens by..
dward
score point by hitting ball with ping pong paddle
Biz
the score is now: 100
Zigmog
throw ball into tree branches
CT
drop the ball
Diana
go fishing
DAVID
NEW RULE!! everyone who does not play calvinball will fart
David
lava melts people
miaow
NEW RULE!! pound the living daylights out of your computer
miaow
throw water balloons at everyone except sean and dad
sean
the score is now: poop and pee
dad
yell at your son
sean
donate both kidneys wait 5 secs die
gaby
the score is now: jiggler to figgler
Hobbes
NEW RULE!! pounce on your boss
surabhi
make eggplant faces
Jim
NEW RULE!! Hop on one foot
Michal
Explode the pelvis of Courtney Love
calv
run like a maniac
mf
the score is now: Me 1, You 0
oli
double rackets for double points
boogy
NEW RULE!! Who ever "smelt it, dealt it"
sam
enables anyone to go to penalty zone
oogy
hit a watermelon with a tennis racket
moe joe
beats everyone up.. and takes their lunch money
Captain Calvin
flag of freezing, all players who's name doesn't start with Captain of have the calvinball must freeze like a statue.
Elia
the score is now: 5 for elia
insaner
the score is now: 5points to everyone EXCEPT elia!
Elia
hit
insaner
let the new calvinball begin!!





the old calvinball:


Bryan
hockey
Littlered
Annihilate
dave
New Rule: everyone must walk backward in slow motion for 30 seconds after a score
Mary
I FOUND THE BONUS ZONE! Everyone else has to either lose 30 points or get hit with the Calvinball! Scores stand at infinity-times-two to squid.
tomy boy
yoddle
Joseph
make a decree for 3 seconds
molly
growl
kyle
NEW RULE you must jump on one foot while reciting the preamble to the constitution of the united states
joy
ahaaaaaa
Hello
New Rule you must ask someone to push you off a building or lose 999999 pts
Hello
NEW RULE you must hit yourself on the head and fall off a cliff!
Hobbes rules!
new rule if you toutch the G.R.O.S.S tree house you have to ware a oficall hat
Hobbes rules!
say hobbes gose to colage to get more knowlage calvin is stupeder
Hobbes rules!
new rule:hobbes always gos first
Calvin_Boy
Touchdown!!!
NubNub
Oh I just read the stuff...YAY! I'm in the opposite zone! Tuth9 you have to sing the "Im very sorry" song and get soaked...I'll be happy to do it by the way...
NubNub
WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPOSE TO DO?!?
Tuth9
*New Rule* All who are in any zone must sing the "I'm very sorry song" and must go to someone and beg them to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on them
Shrike
Killing somebody
Alex
playing
Yinhui
Playing calvinball
Jen
boo
ari
crazy for Hobbes
hi
play
eric
Walking
Bud
Run
Silence
*NEW RULE* All players must bow to whomever is in front of them before moving on!
insaner
*resets the score* get ready to play a renewed calvinball!!!!
zach
push
Steve
Spin
Anonymous
*NEW RULE* If someone disobeys a rule, they have to sing the "I'm very sorry" song except it's not about flags, and then get 5 points taken away.
joel
growl
Sonya
air ski!
özgür özdemir
dig
Kevin Powers
astao
sfhskdhkfh
*NEW RULE*Anyone in the secret zone has to tell an embarrasing secret!
boib
jhcbgjszhbv
astao
jump
Stalker
swing low
billy
Eyeball just entered the revolution zone. He has to spin around until he barfs and then smack him with the flag to get him out.
eyeball
nice songyidy song bong tong kong long
insanerisme
humdy humdy humdy hum i smell a little bitty one oh its a bum for being a bum you must sing the song oh oh oh even if it takes you long
Calvin
hmmm... havent played in a while just wanted to say hello
marco g
Since I've entered the no corollary zone, I get to make a decree. I pick the flag and sing the i'm sorry song.
jujujuj
get out
jijijiji
again where complain now its the ball which is not working
jejeje
where can i complain, this calvin is not working
jajajja
tried again to play calvinball
jojojojo
wanted to play calvinball
tro
play calvinball
Some Little Boy Somewhere
yea um i put the f word the s word and the b word in my recent comment i guess they cannot be used but yae um thats what my comment starts with
Some Little Boy Somewhere
Just a few of the words that are used in this world as "Cuss Words", how they got these names I do not know, to me it is plain out GAY, um yea it's just like someone saying the word "duck". Quack! Quack! Quack!
Calvin-Girl
Ryan-It seems as if we are the on;y ones for a couple of days who actually want to engage in a game... shame shame...
Ryan
Ahhh... yes I do
Calvin-Girl
James Westfall- the score hrmmm Ryan whats the score... do you still have Q???
James Westfall
Good thing I'm not then, now really, whats the score
Calvin-Girl
Oh yea I forgot to put "new Rule"
Calvin-Girl
If playing and you are a 'Ryan' you have to give in to anything commmanded by a opposing player...if you want... I guees I'll be a bit nice.
Ryan
You do that
Calvin-Girl
Yea probably but I'm going to let myslef feel good about it...
Ryan
I let you win
Calvin-Girl
Finally... ahhh it feels so good...
Ryan
Heres the very sorry soooong won't you help me sing along (Delaney) I blew it, I knew it I'm very sorry I did whatever I did.
Calvin-Girl
And if you don'y I'll find some way to make you... but how to beat a master...
Calvin-Girl
The song... again... but wait I touched the reverse pole so you sing it now.
Ryan
Now sing the friggin song
Ryan
Yeah you thieving Barstids
Calvin-Girl
Being the real Calvin-Girl I declare that only me and Ryan shall play in the current game... well actually anyone can play just don't steal names... maybe make your own... :)
Calvin-Girl
I shall not hit you over the head (reversing my speach( with a Tennis raquet and make you forget it all and give me your extreme goodness at the game... well if only
Ryan
Seriously, quit it
Ryan
Just don't do it again you something scalawag
Calvin-Girl
man man man... beating a master musn't come easy dang you Ryan. Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I well did waht I did. *while hopping through Park Place*
Ryan
But I had already touched the backwards pole, so now its frontwards and you need to sing the song while hopping through Park Place
Calvin-Girl
because***
Calvin-Girl
Which states that I have Q points beasue I touched the reverse pole... he he he or you could just sing the osrry dong for me...
Ryan
OLLY-WOGGY POLIWOGGY UMP, BUMP, FUZZ! I now have Q points.
Ryan
Just don't do it again you something scalawag
Calvin-Girl
Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I scored on your precious wicket.
Ryan
I just scored on my own wicket, but its still reversed so you have to sing the very sorry song.
Calvin-Girl
yes those dang trees they like shrinkisise... word???
Ryan
Whats the score?
Ryan
Damn straight, now I've got to avoid the trees
Calvin-Girl
and a song... man ...
Calvin-Girl
Backwards... dang it I'm going to get you...
Ryan
AND I was in the End zone so you've got to sing a Door song whilst you do it
Ryan
I touched the reverse pole so now you've got to do it all backwards.
Calvin-Girl
disco all the way to first... or maybe even second
bastich
pogo on a buttscrew till you 'round the third melon hole
pwsfddc
ewfwrwegtfffff
Brian
Anyone who hits the ball with a tennis raquet gets 5 free get out of jail bonus points
Brittany
Watch porn
Slash
fell
wald
...
pooie8
stand still
wintershorts
*runs in shorts till the snow has all melted*
Awsomeburger
feed me?
Calvinball King
I can use the calvin ball to do anything
Hobbes
play
Hobbes
run
NU
new rule: any zone with a tree in it is now called 'hey you!'
hobbes
run to base
john
run
King Arthur
hey
gv
hey
gv
goalie
Blake
DIE
Audrey
male players must kiss the girls. (I'll get you,Duderocks!)
Audrey
new rule
joking
kick
insaner
*gives all players 20 insaner points*
fafw
fwafwaf
Duderocks
"*NEW RULE*" All female players must strip down and dance.
Wendy
dance
Hacker
Hello?
Hacker
sean, u are on the Hacker's order zone!!!!!!
Hacker
Hit aall players
Hacker
Take ball from Mary
sean
*NEW RULE* roll
sean
roll
Mary
Ping pong with shoes at the mall
bla
bla
J.D.
Beware Calvinsaurus is coming to town
daniel
gv
calvin
as my name is calvin and this is calvin ball i declare myself supreme dictator of this game and this land is now called calvinlotte. i win automatically who wants a new game
Angel
kicks
anonymous
ehe... EHE!
nameless
a good day means to kill
cath9000
when you get to the tennis zone the first person to hit someone with a tennis ball gets 15 Bs
cath9000
*"NEW RULE*"boomerang zone
gg
um
Jordan
I take my zpfmgb worm and throw it at the wicket, (7^hobbes) points!!
matt
jump
biffer
booop
buzzboy
splat
chris
bla
Breacher
First I slip on the official Calvinball mask, and then yell "Q to Ten! 3RD wicket scored!"
Gem
splat
crash
is in the polar opposite zone, gets triple everyone else's points, plus five
jim
hop
mathan
hop
jasper
Duck
Riovanes
I touched the All Players tree with the Chris Carrabba flag! Everyone has to stand in place and feel bad ... until somebody hits you with the calvinball! *BONK*
jejejejejej
4wljfe;jfl;r
dolus
jump
thomas
throw ball
thomas
toes
TakingBackNolan
Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!"
Jeffrey the giant
i scored!
Daniel Eth
*New Rule* Hobbes wins
Daniel Eth
And Calvin catches the snitch: 150 points to Hufflepuff! Slitherine (Rimes with Hobbes's team [and is Hobbes's team]) wins! Hooooorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Eth
(Hobbes) Weeeeeeeee. I get 10 points
Daniel Eth
Hobbes hits Calvin with the Calvinball
Diegator
i spelled the name in invisible ink (its actually an HTML code that makes writing invisible) i get the 999,999,999,99-whatever points
ryannhimself
*NEW RULE* If you can spell the name of Calvin's crush, you get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, points.
ryaanhimself
everyone with the name ryaanhimself gets 500 points
otter swatter
NEE!
otter swatter
We shall say NEE again to you if you do not appease us.
otter swatter
*NEW RULE*...All stray weenie dogs must be pursued stealthily under each wicket unless, of course, you happen to be in the Weasel Whiffing Zone whereupon weenie dogs are pursued oppositely by not pursuing them but, instead, all ferrets at large must be hunted down and stuffed into a gunny sack at a point rate of .0004 Flognarts per unit.
Whitney
I have the flag of insanity! I automatically get twentey z's!
rich
bark
Booga the Bomb
I hate Soda IHATE cHEESE U HAvE BReath JUST LIKE YODA
diegator-poser
falls down
Diegator
anyone who is insaner must run backwards in circles
matt dumler
i want to play
Matt Dumler
*NEW RULE* YOU MUST TOUCH ALL THE WICKETS!
Calvin Dumler
calvin
cody
throw ball
Mike
Jump
dictator for life calvin
i declare bishop a poophead!!!!
Calvin
other kids games are all a bore... they gotta have rules, they gotta keep score... calvinball is better by far... its never the same,its always bizzar... you dont need teams, or a reffery... you know that its great 'cause its named after me!... if you wanna...
cal 2
whose plaing
cal 2
ant ran in the bakwards zone! Start singing!
daniel
get calvinball
ryaanhimself
500 points for playing so late in the game
Ant
New Rule Everybody has to sing 5 verses of Tigers Rule
ROger
bonking
joey
says "blah" while touching the blah post- there by resetting all scores to zero
desmond
eats what comes to her and then throws it up and gets 300 points
small vagina
killer
BISHOP
*NEW RULE* ALL AMENDMENTS OR POINTS EARNED THROUGH GAMEPLAY WHICH HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT BY ANY OTHER PLAYERS, ARE HERBY OBSOLETE AND VOID, HENCEFORTH ONLY THE POINTS EARNED AND THE AMMENDMENTS MADE BY THE PLAYER TITLED UNDER THE ALIAS "BISHOP" SHALL HAVE ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER. THIS DOCtrINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOLE DICTATOR FOR LIFE, CALVIN, IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FURTHER AMMENDMENT NOR MAY IT BE DELETED OR CHANGED BY ANY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRETY OF FURTHER GAMEPLAY.
Maria
jump 3 times
insaner_poser
*runs behind insaner stealing every point he gets*
insaner
*races across all of www.insaner.com picking up the hidden points*
peter
kicks lord_alex in the nuts
Lord_Alex
Lord_Alex gets 19.6 points for stealing Senor Funky's pants.
Senor Funky
Being the omnipotent fellow I am, I notice I needed some points so I have them. 20 points!!! I also want some pants. 20 pants!!!
funky smonky
You have to dance and sing if your opentent gets the flag
funky monky
When you oponent wins you have to make a song up about them (a good song) and dance for them.
Supreme Ruler
If the flag touches you, you must sing in gibberish
Shinobi
Eats Bagel : 20 points
twocalorieevil
attack
twocalorieevil
none
shaolinmonk
i do a jonah lomu and run round everyone wit the tennis ball in hand doing somersaults over the obstacles and then i touchdown and win 500 points to me and everyone has to sin the im very sorry song
becca
summersault
Asha
*stumbles into the perimiter of wisdom and forces everyone but me to sit down and discuss the ethics of calvinball* 20points to me!
chrischa
letŽs play a ball
Chuck
Opposite zone wasn't declared by being not declared. William creates a Calvinball paradox and ceases to exist. Waffle points for Chuck!
Jack
NEW RULE: Calvin"MASTUR"ball"BATOR": Everyone must play with themselves for 20 min. 78 and 1/2 points every time you score.
JuneCleaverhausen
stop, drop , and roll... goes for the ball
insaner
YEAH!!! twenty dill points for me for fixing calvin ball!!
William
declare the opposite zone! everyone now loses points instead of gaining them and vice versa
Alex
Burns rule book and transmogrifies into an Extending arm and grab the calvinballand tag all players and they all have to sing the i love you song
calvin
oops the point thing
calvin
new rule! if you fall down you lose 50 points sonic boom potion makes everybody fall down sonic boom!
Calvin
whack somebody with tennis racket
steven
null
Lara
punching
addis
kick
b*
*NEW RULE* all points are reversed!
Smell-O-Vision
Uses pepper spray on all his opponent, hitting the volleyball into the rabbit hole with a monkey wrench! SCORE 100^Q points!!!
nxxf
look
Walknuki
New Rule! Those failing to run from the red to cyan zones are transmografied into the cola of their choosing.
Jed
takes the ball into the song zone, any one who gets tagged while not sing ing has to sing the sorry song.
insaner_poser
*runs over to fix up the calvinball script..*
aaron
Diegator
Freezes time (or pretends he is) anyone moving, looses 3 points, the on who holds still for the most time steals the points from the first person that moved
Edge
kick
hari
ailo
aialo
takes again the ball and kicks it 100 yards far
dave
running backwards, i tackle the ball and pass the Z wicket, meaning everone must hop
aialo
kick a ball
uxu
uxu
Magus
No more point system! any one who tries to bring it back must be silent.
god
kick ball
jew
run
Smores
Everyone jumped into the chatroom sector, so you have to talk your heads off until you get tired, and the only way to get out of the chatroom sector, is if i bonk you all with the calvinball.Now i get a point for each of you.The score is forward to left.
addison
buster
Buster
*NEW RULE* Everyone with two or more legs must run backwards until they fall over.
insaner
*runs up to gorfus and yells something about economics* 20 points for everyone due to economies of scale!!!
Gorfus
Spin around for 20 minutes
Buster
All players with melted toffey in their posession must stand on thier heads for 8 seconds. Failure to do so result in a loss of 3 to the coke bottle points.
Lkas66
left
hobbes
poem zone
Allenblake
*new rule* Everyone who isn't playing Calvinball really is and I get their points.
~MAYNARD~
KICK
jinx
im not sure
supper hobbes
turtle zone you must run slowly until you reach the racket of shame whoever reaches it last gets to use it on the other players
insaner_poser
steals all the points awarded and kindly donates them to the poor kids all over the world
insaner
*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!
insaner
*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!
Dan
Grabs the abandoned Calvinball and uses it to tag the timefracture-slowmotion gooooooaaaaalllll...oooggggiiitttyyy pppoooiiinnntttsss...
Rich
up
Holly
go go go
(f)x5
Runs all the way to susie's house and hits her with the wicket
Juan
energy blast
(a)x10
lands on the field and pulls pants down
ljlkj
hit
Tim_poser
*runs to wicket area and chants: "ooh look at me i dont know how to play!!"*
insaner
NEW RULE!!! 20 points off to all dummy submitters!!
Tim
shawn
insaner_poser
NEW RULE!!! tights will count as a valid form of pants!!
insaner
all girls MUST wear pants to play calvinball!!! failure to comply will lead to immediate expulsion to the girl zone closest to the player! and a deduction of phi q points and a water balloon to the head!!
Cotter
*continues phrase* "you are on your way to the G.R.O.S.S. tree house and will be deducted 10 points if entering without signed permission. If enterer is a slimy girl she will lose all points."
insaner
*B.O.B.'s all players and runs to opposite zone* 2 points to continuer of phrase: "you are on the way to..." and 2 to the e pi q points to &BOB; for B.O.B.'ing of people.. and e to the x repeating where x is the third root of 2 points to cotter for being a cotter...
Cotter
Captures all remaning wickets and runs to the blue endzone.
B.O.B
NEW RULE!! 37 points for BOB'ing while playing for at least 5 minutes. 43 points for doing it while singing a song
calvin
*hops in with a broken pogo stick* NEW RULE! all those who jump in on broken pogo sticks must bow and yield 5 brown autumn leaves!
insaner
*hops aboard a badminton racket and captures all red flags in area t-21, beyond the forbidden marshes*
another random person
*grabs the broken pelvis and runs to yellow wicket area*
biggie
roses are red violets are blue let me play so i can beat you
biggie
*puts on mask and runs to blue wicket area* write the sound of a burp or get a broken pelvis
random person
*puts on mask* *runs to blue wicket area* NEW RULE!! all who cross the blue wicket area must recite a small poem or lose 5q points!!!
insaner
20 points for starting calvinball!!!








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