You've heard of "calvinball" before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, and I make up the rules here as I go, here's your chance! If you don't know how to play though, make sure to read the rules, watch the others and learn from them!!
If there is enough interest, I will eventually implement a login for those who wish, in order to keep track of stats and stuff (if you would like such a feature, make your "action" say "logs in!")... but for now, lets just see how well it's received..
READ THIS FIRST:
Here's a short explanation of how to get the most out of your text-based calvinball experience at "an insaner world"..
So, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box, choose your calvatar, select "new rule" from the options and then type your rule, for example: "everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig!" (see? no need to write "NEW RULE!")
Be sure to also read the calvin and hobbes unofficial official rules of calvinball before you play. Let the game begin!!
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L |
| Who got here via Yeetoz in the Calvin and Hobbes Fandom? | |
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L |
| You are now a member of the four-person Mordon Alliance. | |
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L |
| Good thx! | |
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spiffy spiff |
| how are y'all? | |
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L |
| Do any of you have friends who like Calvin and Hobbes? | |
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L |
| If only we had a team to play against. | |
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L |
| Yeah maybe the Mordon Alliance then. | |
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L the II |
| yeah ok | |
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L |
| Team Lb? | |
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b |
| ok that sounds fine | |
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L the II |
| our power level is high/max | |
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L |
| What about the Mordon Alliance? | |
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b |
| we have no enemies so our alliance is considered neutral | |
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L |
| Idk, we were originally Co-Kings, but we need something cooler. | |
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L the II |
| the score is now: B: 1 to L: 1Z (king) L the II: 1rhm (right hand man to spiffy spiff: 1SD (supreme dictator) | |
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L the II |
| WE are the most powerful team in calvinball; our score was changed to 1 as in rank 1 | |
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b |
| what shall we name our alliance ? | |
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b |
| ok thanks for giving me forgiveness | |
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L |
| GG b. If you intend to return as a co-king within our alliance, I will give you 26 kudos. | |
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b |
| i got so depressed that i quit the game GG L | |
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L |
| I deem I, L the II, Calvin, and spiffy spiff vote on whether or not we wage war against b. | |
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L |
| The following players are Co-Kings: L, L the II, Calvin, spiffy spiff | |
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L the II |
| Calvin is now third hand man | |
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Calvin |
| yay ty | |
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L |
| I deem Calvin part of my alliance. | |
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L the II |
| i need afk | |
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L the II |
| thank you L | |
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L |
| The following players are Depressed: b | |
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Calvin |
| hello L! can i be part of your alliance too? | |
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L |
| I give L the II 26 Kudos, which bring his score to Z and make him co-king in lieu of abrupt le. | |
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L the II |
| as L's right hand man (undecided) we move and conquer a planet and become supreme leaders | |
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L |
| B's rank is now Depressed. | |
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L |
| The alphabet planet and I wage war against b. | |
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L the II |
| oh nvm | |
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L the II |
| b's powers were stripped and L gains 10 letters; his score is J | |
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L |
| The alphabet planet attacks b. My score, rank, possessions, and trust are reclaimed and b's score is now -Z. | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: abruptle: N/A to spiffy spiff: Z (co-king) to B: Zabc (KING) | |
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L |
| Using Scuttlebug power, I summon another time machine and time travel back. I then nuke the alphabet planet and tell them it was b. | |
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abrupt le |
| i left the game making @spiffy spiff the co king (Z) | |
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b |
| L's only hope is to travel to another planet like i did, but he has $0 and -20 points so he cant build a rocket but he can still steal | |
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b |
| (hint hint) | |
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b |
| L tries to become king again but gets tagged by the calvinball by me | |
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b |
| the score is now: spiffy spiff's score is: Supreme Dictator who decides if L should remain powerless or king | |
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b |
| the score is now: B: noob to B: Zabc KING to abrupt le: Z (co-king) | |
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b |
| everything L owns is nulled into obscurity his score is reset to noob | |
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b |
| L lost his trust and now cant talk his way out of things etc. | |
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b |
| i destroyed L's time machine | |
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b |
| the score is now: L: 0sr to B: Zabc(king) to abrupt le: Z(co-king | |
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b |
| i go to alphabet planet, become king there and tell propaganda about L's leadership then strip his powers | |
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L |
| the score is now: L: Z(co-king) abrupt le: Z(co-king) spiffy spiff: Z(co-king) b:0 | |
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L |
| I am co-king again and b is a street rat. | |
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L |
| I give the snow goons an inspiring speech and they attack b. | |
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L |
| I use the time machine to go back in time and hit b. | |
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b |
| the score is now: Z to A | |
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b |
| i become king with my score Z for taking your flag | |
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b |
| well i summoned 1 billion snow goons and took L's flag and now he is demoted to street rat | |
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b |
| grrrrrrrr why | |
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spiffy spiff |
| i use the supreme dictator for life flag and 10000000000000000000000000 points! | |
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L |
| The following players are Co-Kings: L, abrupt le, spiffy spiff | |
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L |
| The following players are Overlords: b | |
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L |
| The following players are Star Clerics:Stupendous Axolotl | |
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L |
| The following players are Clerics: Arvax | |
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L |
| The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET | |
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L |
| the score is now: L: Z(co-king) b:0 abrupt le: Z(co-king) | |
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L |
| By the way, I redirected spiffy spiff's zogwargs to b so I am still king (that is, co-king). | |
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L |
| I share my rule and score rights with abrupt le, bumping their points up to Z and making them co-king. | |
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L |
| the score is now: L: Z(king) b:0 abrupt le: Y | |
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L |
| b has run out of time. I now have their points. | |
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abrupt le |
| L can only make rules and keep score | |
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abrupt le |
| L is demoted to Overlord because he got attacked | |
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abrupt le |
| spiffy spiff's zogwargs were returned to L | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: everyones score is reset to: Z0(king -- L) to Y(-20 - L) | |
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abrupt le |
| NEW RULE!! if you are king then you can make/declare any calvinball rule | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: Z(king) to Y-20 | |
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abrupt le |
| @spiffy spiff you cant harm me i am the referee | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: Z to Y ... L is king for 5 hours | |
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b |
| NOOOOO I WAS IN SCHOOL WHY L | |
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spiffy spiff |
| i send an army of zogwargs to abrupt le. he has to find the emergency jetpack and miss a turn. | |
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L |
| Due to zone alteration b is kicked out of the No Calvinball zone and into the Pernicious Poem Place. They have to conduct and perform 2 pernicious poems in the next 5 minutes or else I take their points. It is now 10:55am. | |
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L |
| the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 + (dinosaurus) | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: Y to Y | |
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abrupt le |
| b gains a letter for his hard work | |
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b |
| ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA there i sung it | |
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abrupt le |
| NEW RULE!! in order to gain a letter you need to hit a golf ball into a wiket | |
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abrupt le |
| if dues joins the game wehn it restarts then he will start at -5 points | |
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abrupt le |
| dues is banned for interupting mid game | |
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Dues |
| i joined the game | |
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abrupt le |
| even worse he went in the oppsite area zone and now must say the abcs backwards | |
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abrupt le |
| b tramples in the abc zone and now must recite the abs | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: Y to X | |
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abrupt le |
| L steals Stupendous Manz flag and gains a letter | |
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b |
| finally i got my points back | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: X to Xc | |
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abrupt le |
| maybe i can | |
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b |
| HEY YOU CANT DO THAT | |
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abrupt le |
| b isnt the admin of the game and violated the game privliges his score gets set back 3 points | |
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b |
| the score is now: b's score is tied with l's | |
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abrupt le |
| im a referee so you cant take points from me, make me sing poems, violate me, hurt me in any way or all that | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: X to 49 | |
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abrupt le |
| the score is now: L is unstoppable ; if his score gets to Z then he is the king/leader | |
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abrupt le |
| b missed a wicket and doesn't get full credit for his score | |
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Stupendous Manz |
| dinosuars now is in the waiting room for getting violated, that is his strike one lmafo | |
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Moe |
| b is getting beatin up in the moe zone i steal his flag and his score is resent to A0 | |
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b |
| im in the anti calvinball zone (you cant tag me out losers) | |
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b |
| i now have a snow goon protecting my base | |
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b |
| the score is now: W to 0 | |
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b |
| the score is now: @L stole the points of @dinosaurs' points (L is in the lead) | |
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b |
| @dinosuars points are reset to @L's rule | |
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M A D |
| NEW RULE!! every ones flag is surrounded by the pretentious poem place BE CAREFUL!! | |
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L |
| You cannot null everything due to my previous rule. I steal your points and time machine for violating the rule. | |
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dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! reset to new game, all things nulled | |
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gfg |
| NEW RULE!! you must now complete breath of the wild in 1 second | |
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hbry |
| NEW RULE!! players must lose all points the vomit then do the chicken dance on youtube and post a link to it | |
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hobbes |
| i summon the killer bycicle! everyone has to skip a turn to run away! | |
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hobbes |
| I use the time traveler. i avoid all attacks for 5 turns! | |
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hobbes |
| i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points | |
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hobbes |
| i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points | |
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hobbes |
| you do 3 jumping jacks and shake off the points to me! | |
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hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! everyone has to change their profile to mine! | |
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gvena |
| NEW RULE!! all players must enter invisible sector or lose oogy points | |
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dinosaurus |
| get bonus box get boogy + oogy + arger points | |
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dinosaurus |
| NEW RULE!! game reset | |
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Calvin |
| the score is now: calvin wins with arger points | |
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eriuknhdffdhjdfs |
| NEW RULE!! all points nulled | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! go to babysitter zone stop playing | |
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v ndf |
| NEW RULE!! all points go to me | |
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Calvin |
| lose point flag each player loses arger points | |
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OPULENT MAN |
| touch all with no flag mask players must remove mask | |
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Calvin |
| take bonus box | |
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Stupendous Man+ |
| NEW RULE!! All players travel to stupendous man zone and get mauled by stupendous man | |
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Calvinasaur EX++ |
| NEW RULE!! Attacked by bloodsucking freak in closet zone | |
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stinkhead |
| run to the end of the field | |
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Verse |
| NEW RULE!! time travel zone -- get eaten by dinos | |
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ADMIN |
| NEW RULE!! GAME RESTARTED | |
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ADMIN |
| the score is now: hobbes wins with Noah's flag in hobbes's zone (hobbes score: Z+winner) | |
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Noah |
| the score is now: CAT-A(-1) to A+2(2) to -w(boogy + Q) | |
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Hobbs |
| Moe got trampled in the homicidal jungle cat zone his score is CAT-A(-1) | |
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M A D |
| lol i meant fly | |
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M A D |
| NEW RULE!! wings! -- run to your roof in 10 seconds or your score is reset to A-1(-0) | |
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Bill waterson |
| the score is now: A to a-1(-A) to boogy + Q | |
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Bill waterson |
| Spiff236's score. was reset to A (got tagged by the calvinball lmafo) | |
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Hobbs II |
| NEW RULE!! chore zone -- do a chore and give up your flag (merged with the invisible sector-double trouble!) | |
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spiff236 |
| the score is now: A to Q to o509927-6 | |
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Hobbs |
| NEW RULE!! Homicidal Jungle cat zone -- get d e s t r o i e d by me :) | |
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Hobbs |
| NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A | |
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Hobbs |
| NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A | |
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Stupendous Manz |
| the score is now: boogy to 12Q | |
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Stupendous Manz |
| i found the flag | |
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Stupendous Manz |
| Stupendous man will help you find the other team's flag with stupendous speed | |
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Moe |
| go in the moe zone and get bullied for 5 seconds | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! flag is now invisible (you trampled in the invisible sector) | |
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b |
| retrieve flag at the vortex zone | |
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b |
| NEW RULE!! go to mars | |
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b |
| the score is now: Q | |
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zhang lu |
| flag play | |
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zhang lu |
| flag play | |
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zhang lu |
| flag play | |
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ffxcytgcvr |
| I eat a frozen chicken finger with mayonnaise and sriracha so I can leave the tree in the subtraction-4478 zone and go to the might-free-this zone | |
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Noah |
| the score is now: boogy | |
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TheFinalCountdown |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone has wings now. Everybody run to a tree | |
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TheFinalCountdown |
| I HAVE A JAR OF BEES AND I'M ON THE WARPATH, EVERYONE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY | |
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test |
| hit the ball while running | |
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sds |
| chasing the moon while running around the beach | |
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BBM405 |
| Go study | |
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furkannnn |
| go bed | |
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CAPTAIN NAPALM JR |
| NEW ITEM THE BIBBLY FLAG | |
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CAPTAIN NAPALM JR |
| NEW RULE!! IF SOMEONE SCORES A POINT WHILE THE BONUS BOX IS FOUND THEIR SCORE GOES TO AGA BAGA | |
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boo |
| the score is now: 5 | |
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L |
| The following players are Star Clerics: L and Stupendous Axolotl | |
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L |
| The following players are Clerics: Arvax | |
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L |
| The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET | |
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L |
| NEW RULE!! Players are split into three ranks: Temps, Clerics, and Star Clerics. | |
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L |
| the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet,Arvax, and S**Y YEET:0 | |
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L |
| As a Star cleric, I steal Arvax's 500 points! | |
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L |
| NEW RULE!! Star Clerics can steal normal clerics' points! | |
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hi |
| stealing things | |
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Arvax |
| i am a cleric, so i turn gross (who becomes undead as a penalty),and gain the said points | |
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G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy Girls) |
| *falls into blue wicket zone, and recites a poem* I fell into a bad zone, for that I'm very sorry. I should get eaten at some kind of safari. Any kind of punishment will do, for touching the very evil blue. | |
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IStoleYourWicket |
| NEW RULE!! You Have To Wet Your Bed Upon Losing 10000 Points A Round | |
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Arvax |
| NEW RULE!! Clerics may gain 500 points after turning undead, and gain the calvinball | |
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L |
| the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET:0 | |
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L |
| Stupendous Axolotl loses 2000 points for violating his own rule! The rule is null and void, and everyone who violated it gets their points back. | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: Kazim, L, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET -1000 for disobeying my you must type with spaces between the letters | |
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kazim |
| hobbes jump to bonus box | |
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L |
| Dumb loser is tied to the back of a deranged horse because of vulgarity. | |
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mad dad |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
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Calvin |
| whats going on?!?!?!?!? | |
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CALVIN |
| ``I KILL MY MOM`` AND GET HOBBES | |
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dumb loser |
| f**k your face calvin that makes calvin tell his mom and mom kills hobbes | |
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YEET!! |
| NEW RULE!! no more typing like t h i s | |
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dumb loser |
| NEW RULE!! Hobbes automatically dies | |
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dumb loser |
| NEW RULE!! the rule is only calvin gets points | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! no school for one billion years!!!! | |
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sexy goat |
| NEW RULE!! sexy yeet | |
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L |
| the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -2000 + Crusty Pie-Rate | |
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L |
| S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l l o s e s 1000 p o i n t s b e c a u s e t h e y v i o l a t e d t h e i r o w n r u l e ! | |
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L |
| NEW RULE!! I f y o u a r e s t a t i n g t h e s c o r e y o u d o n o t h a v e t o t y p e l i k e t h i s ! | |
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L |
| I a m p u t a t e S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l ' s a r m t o r e p l a c e m i n e ! | |
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L |
| I g e t m y p o i n t s b a c k b e c a u s e f a t a l a c t u a l l y m e a n s w h o e v e r v i o l a t e s t h e r u l e g e t s -1000! | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| L ' s l e f t a r m e x p l o d e s | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| the score is now: Crusty Pie-rate | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| L are you there? | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| the score is now: L = -1000 as his rule was fatal! | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| I re-steal L's flag! | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| " H e r e ' s t h e ' V e r y S o r r y S o n g g .' W o n ' t y o u h e l p a n d s i n g a l o n g g?" " B u m b u m b u m " " I b l e w i t !" " H e ' s s o r r y !" "I k n e w i t ! " " S o s o r r y !" " I ' m v e r y v e r y s o r r y t h a t I t o o k y o u r p r e c i o u s f l a a g g g !" " J u s t d o n ' t d o i t a n y m o r e , y o u s c u r v y s c a l a w a a g g g!" | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| W h o o p s ! | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| I reflect a Frap Ray to L! | |
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Spaceman Axolotl |
| I b e c o m e s p a c e m a n a x o l o t l | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone has to type with spaces between each letter! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| You loose the carpets as you have no mask! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: Noogie to Floogie to Goonie | |
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L |
| I challenge Stupendous Axolotl to a one-on-one battle! Winner gets 4583388754853484^43789363 points! If Stupendous Axolotl declines or doesn't respond, I get to throw them into a river! | |
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L |
| I steal my flag back! | |
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L |
| Stupendous Axolotl's score count is unjustified, therefore I take back my previous points and give him/her -1000 points. | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone without an Avatar with mask looses the Carpets! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| I Capture L's Flag! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: L = -1000 | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it is Fatal! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! ROSALYN IS FIRED! | |
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stupendous man |
| not on my watch! | |
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rosie |
| NEW RULE!! bed time! | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team | |
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susie |
| NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team | |
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L |
| logs in | |
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L |
| the score is now: Stupendous Axolotl - 0 | |
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L |
| All of Stupendous Axolotl's actions are null and void because he violated my previous rule that no new games may be started unless insaner allows it. | |
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doofenswag |
| the score is now: no points for Stupendous Axolotl | |
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LOLZ |
| NEW RULE!! get loled | |
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Calvins mom |
| its bed time! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| Game Start! I place the wickets in their positions | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| I use my flag to whack the moonstone and claim it's flag! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| I Rocket to the Wickets and go to the Moonstone | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! The Wickets are guarding a moonstone | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| Game Ended, dinner time was called by dad | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| Oh No! The Phantasmatron destroyed my duplicates! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: space wickets to cardboard boxes | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| I use the duplicator to overwhelm the tiger team | |
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doofenswag |
| NEW RULE!! Stupendous Axolotl I In Space With The Wickets! | |
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Calvins dad |
| Calvin's dad calls for dinner | |
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Calvin |
| I transmogrify into a worm than steal a sandwich from susie | |
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HOBBES |
| THE BRAT IS DOWN! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| NEW RULE!! All Wickets are in outer space | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| the score is now: now 4 carpets to 7 books! | |
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Stupendous Axolotl |
| I transmogrify into a tiger to sneak the tiger team's flag! | |
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L |
| the score is now: L - 25^143568734534875843 | |
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L |
| Again, Super player, waiting for you! | |
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L |
| the score is now: L - 25^100000000000000000000000 | |
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L |
| Because the scoring is A-Z and 1-25, my equivalent score is 25^143568734534875843 | |
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L |
| I use the time machine to travel back to the other game. I push myself into the Steal Zone and hit him withe the calvinball, stealing all his points. I travel back to this time. | |
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L |
| Oops, I didn't realize the scores were reset. Hang on. | |
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L |
| Super player, I challenge you to a one-on-one battle! Loser has to do everything the winner says for ALL CALVINBALL ETERNITY! | |
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L |
| NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it! | |
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L |
| the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) + (var=cah) + (var=hobes) + (var=rando) | |
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Old Man |
| the score is now: 10 | |
|
L |
| I hit cah, rando, and hobes with the Calvinball. The Triple Deluxe principle allows me to drain their points and take them for myself. | |
|
L |
| It's been a while! | |
|
hmm |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone has to keep one eye closed | |
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Super player |
| the score is now: I have four zoogys(one zoogy is 5 points) and four moogys(one moogy is one point). | |
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Super player |
| I touch my flag! | |
|
Super player |
| Whoever takes my flag will have one zoogy | |
|
ayo |
| NEW RULE!! all players move in slow motion for 15 seconds! | |
|
Guy2 |
| and steals the flag | |
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Guy2 |
| Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" | |
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Guy2 |
| Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag | |
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Calvin |
| Hops backwards twice and starts moving, hops over fence and steels Cah's flag | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! You must hop backwards twice before moving | |
|
madhav |
| the score is now: the score is 10000000000000000000000000000 to -10000000000000000000000000000 | |
|
madhav |
| NEW RULE!! must say the very sorry song when you get hit by the ball | |
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Super player |
| NEW RULE!! You can't reset the score! | |
|
ThePowiester |
| NEW RULE!! All rules and scores are reset because the apoclypse! | |
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cah |
| I got a flag! | |
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cah |
| NEW RULE!! you must jump on a rock. | |
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cah |
| 50+50=100, 100-500=400! | |
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cah |
| the answer is 400 | |
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rando |
| 25 were different colors | |
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hobes |
| 400 were different colors | |
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cah |
| NEW RULE!! if carl from up had 500 ballons, 50 were red, and fifty were green, how many were different colors? solve for a point! | |
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rando |
| im sorry guys | |
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Super player |
| I use transmogrifier gun to transform into bactery. i stole my flag again! | |
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hobes |
| why did it say that like ten times | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
hobes |
| i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points | |
|
cah |
| glaxoid and nebular carry away the superr player flag! | |
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Super player |
| I use rewind ability to dodge your touch! | |
|
cah |
| I pole- vault to get the super player flag and I touch him! I have 12! | |
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Super player |
| Yes. Rando is creepy | |
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cah |
| actualy, 11 | |
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cah |
| I say 15 | |
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cah |
| you must put a estimate for how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood! | |
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cah |
| rando's flag is out!it can be touched to another player for absolutely nothing. | |
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hobes |
| if you think randos creepy say "i do" | |
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Super player |
| Hi man | |
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cah |
| I create the HORRENDOUS SPACE KABLOOIE! | |
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rando |
| nevermind bye im never playing again | |
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hobes |
| the score is now: kanoogy to baloonagoey to rando loses | |
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cah |
| rando, this is getting really annoying. we've told you why we won't tell you our ages. it's because we CARE ABOUT OURSELVES, NOT ABOUT SOME OTHER GUY WHO WANTS TO BE US!!!! | |
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hobes |
| i get a point | |
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cah |
| google "askew" to get a point! | |
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rando |
| i want your guyses real names | |
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Super player |
| I win the game! | |
|
Super player |
| I am using a portal gun to bring you all back to the Ice Age. | |
|
Super player |
| This update takes me back in time | |
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Super player |
| I'm getting an upgrade to my portal gun. | |
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Super player |
| I buy battery to my portal gun | |
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Super player |
| I beat you and i take your money | |
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cah |
| NEW RULE!! everybody has to DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY. | |
|
newbie |
| why does rando want our names? that's creepy. | |
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cah |
| the nuke flag is out! you go back to a if your touched! | |
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hobes |
| bruh its cuz they dont want their identity stolen | |
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rando |
| dont make friends online they dont even tell you their age | |
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newbie |
| just kidding.I'll be your friend with or without a train. | |
|
newbie |
| NEW RULE!! I will be your friend, if you have a train. | |
|
newbie |
| a train runs cah over! | |
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hobes |
| will anyone be my online friend | |
|
cah |
| is it portal, or portal gun? | |
|
newbie |
| I like trains | |
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cah |
| newbie, the scoring is a-z, and 1-25, ok? go out of the letters, and into the numbers. | |
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Super player |
| PS In Poland is 21.12. | |
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Super player |
| Good night! | |
|
Super player |
| This comic book I made myself | |
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Super player |
| NEW RULE!! If you can guess the name of my first comic, you'll find me, calvinball, and my flag | |
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Super player |
| I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again. | |
|
Super player |
| I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again. | |
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Super player |
| the score is now: I give the newbie one zoogy as a gift | |
|
Super player |
| I use portal gun to teleport to calvinball. I stole calvinball! I have another moogy! | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! The score from the previous match counts! | |
|
Super player |
| Create your own scoring, newbie. I am in comic book of my own creation. | |
|
newbie |
| hey, whats the scoring? I want to join. | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! everybody with a dog must pet it! | |
|
cah |
| why do you want to know more about me? | |
|
cah |
| the super player flag is out! tap super player to imediatley go to 12! | |
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rando |
| it matters cuz i want to know more about you | |
|
cah |
| why do you want my age? what does it matter to you? | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! or age. | |
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rando |
| plz erbody tell me your age | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! if anyone asks what somebody's name is, they lose a point. | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: the score is c-b-a-a, super player. we changed games, and therefor changed scores. I explained the scores before. | |
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rando |
| why did you not tell me your age cah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! if a calvinball is stolen, a point is automatically given! | |
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Super player |
| the score is now: I have two zoogys and two moogys! | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I get moogy for every player who didn't use Stupendous Man power. | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: Rando & Hobes: 0 moogys | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: Super player: One zoogy and four moogys. Cah: One zoogy and one moogy | |
|
Super player |
| Another moogy for me | |
|
Super player |
| I'm the only calvinball player who can move. I'm winning the game! | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: Cah have one zoogy in a gift, because he is the oldest calvinball player ever! | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: One more moogy for me! | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! I am the best calvinball player ever! | |
|
Super player |
| I am taking you all captive | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! I freeze you all! You cannot move until the end of the game! | |
|
Super player |
| One zoogy is five moogys | |
|
Super player |
| One zoogy is five moogys | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have one zoogy and two moogys. Cah have one moogy, because he win the game. Rando and Hobes have 0 points! | |
|
Super player |
| I use Stupendous Man power to defeat Cah, Rando and Hobes! | |
|
Super player |
| OK, you're right. Sorry. | |
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cah |
| super player, I guessed poland! look back! | |
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cah |
| I have fallen into a creativitiy area! you create my punishment! | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! Everybody must use Stupendous man power somewhere in game! | |
|
Super player |
| New game started | |
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Super player |
| The flag is in my house! | |
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Super player |
| I gave you a hint | |
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Super player |
| You didn't find flag! I win! The flag is in the Poland | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! everyone must use the spaceman spiff at some point in the game! | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: it is c to b to a. | |
|
cah |
| I am bonked by hobes! | |
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cah |
| sorry rando. I thought you were going to be some creepy stalker. | |
|
cah |
| rando is bonked! I am at c! | |
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rando |
| ok thendont tell me your age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
|
cah |
| and, if you decipher my code, you will find my actual age. | |
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rando |
| i dont read calvin and hobbes | |
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cah |
| I won't tell you my age because I don't want somebody to steal my identity! | |
|
cah |
| I got the idea from calvin and hobbes. | |
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rando |
| whyyyyy wont you tell me your age | |
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cah |
| ok. here is my age, but it is coded: 829,567 500,000,00012 829,567 400,8293/4 829,567 3,000,000,000. | |
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rando |
| your real age | |
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cah |
| rando, I am 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old. | |
|
cah |
| by the way, rando, I thought sum was a mean person. I misread your comment. hobes gets bonked! I now have b! | |
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rando |
| hey cah how old are you | |
|
cah |
| the scoring will be: from a-z, and 1-25. once you get out of numbers, you go into letters. | |
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hobes |
| oh dang it | |
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hobes |
| GOT THE VICTOREOUM FLAG!! I WIN! | |
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cah |
| actually-there is no victorium flag. just get to 25 before everyone else. | |
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hobes |
| hello people | |
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rando |
| sum means something i had something going on around me | |
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cah |
| this is the victoreum flag. get it, and you win. the calvinball sabotages players, so act quickly! | |
|
cah |
| all scores are reset! new game starts! | |
|
cah |
| I don't know who this sum is, but he seems a bit mean. It's probably going to be obvious. | |
|
cah |
| hobes found the winner's flag! he wins! | |
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rando |
| what do you mean who's sums | |
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cah |
| is it in the leaning tower of pisa? | |
|
cah |
| just a quick question-whose sums? | |
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cah |
| thanks, rando. | |
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cah |
| so, can we just forget about that? | |
|
hobes |
| so we all made up? right? | |
|
rando |
| im sorry cah | |
|
rando |
| its ok i was just mad about sum going on around me and i came here and blew up | |
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cah |
| hi, rando. sorry I was a bit mean, with the score and everything. I'm just sensitive to criticism. | |
|
cah |
| did you hide it in the gutter? | |
|
rando |
| you thought you could get rid of me | |
|
hobes |
| FOUND THE WINNERS FLAG!!!!!!!! | |
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cah |
| wait a minute- did you hide the flag in poland? | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! the winner's flag cannot move around! | |
|
cah |
| is it in the water barrell? | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! calvin's flag is the winners flag! if nobody finds it, you win super player! but if somebody finds it, they win. please choose a location from house in your head to hide it. | |
|
Super player |
| calvin's flag is safe somewhere in the world! If you find me, you find calvin's flag | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have 6 moogy's. It's 1 zoogy and one moogy. | |
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Super player |
| (gasps) | |
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Super player |
| You know i'm from Poland? | |
|
Super player |
| I am a thief. i rob moogy from all players | |
|
Zora |
| Go to the swimming pool on 38 seconds! | |
|
cah |
| rando has now suffered a groin shot like he did to calvin | |
|
cah |
| rando's flag has been stolen! his last point is down! rando has lost. | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! rando is sent to kick-a-back zone! he losses his oogy, and is now y, the lowest score! | |
|
hobes |
| i wish you could ban people, your rude rando | |
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rando |
| cah makes stupid rules | |
|
kptjboof |
| NEW RULE!! veryone not playing calvinball must dance a jig | |
|
cah |
| the winners' flag is out! grab it, hide it, make sure players don't get it for 10 minutes, and win! | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: cah has moogy, hobes has oogy, and super player has oogy. | |
|
cah |
| hobes' flag is stolen! one point deducted from hobes! | |
|
cah |
| the lucky badminton birdie is out! catch it for a point! | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: moogy is gifted to all people EXCEPT super player. | |
|
cah |
| the earthquake zone causes hobes to shake involuntarily! he gets bonked! | |
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hobes |
| poop on your own head or get hit with calvinball | |
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Super player |
| I'm taking calvinball to safety | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! everybody has to pounce on a stuffed animal. if you do not have a stuffed animal, pounce on the first thing you see. | |
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hobes |
| Ugh, you're a monster I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby The Brain Heenan which is probably the Same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the Hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' | |
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cah |
| whoops! hobes just fell in the perchenious poem place! you must create a poem in which you ask somebody to do something bad to you! | |
|
hobes |
| you said you must be hit with it | |
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hobes |
| hit cah with calvinball | |
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hobes |
| eminem ha i said it | |
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cah |
| eminem eminem | |
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cah |
| I trip into the vortex zone! a point is given to the other team, for I must be hit with the calvinball! | |
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Coltyn |
| everybody say eminem or lose three points | |
|
cah |
| calvinball regained! the score is now oogy to boogy | |
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Super player |
| I use doctor strange power to teleport you to vortex zone | |
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Super player |
| I take a shield from the captian america | |
|
rando |
| NEW RULE!! you must give a moment of silence to calvin he suffered a groin shot | |
|
hobes |
| cancelled by larray | |
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cah |
| the calvinball has slipped from my grasp! | |
|
cah |
| I touch the oposite pole! | |
|
hobes |
| NEW RULE!! only shooting laser guns is aloud until 1:55 | |
|
hobes |
| im in da bathroom | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: the score is now oogy to oogy. we have to get to kablomoogy by doing special timed rules, or by hitting people with a calvinball. | |
|
cah |
| done! done! | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! you must put a action in at exactly 1:46 | |
|
hobes |
| throw calvinball | |
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hobes |
| smack cah with a flip flop | |
|
hobes |
| you smacked me | |
|
cah |
| new game starts! | |
|
Coltyn |
| smacking with a tennis racket | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I win | |
|
Super player |
| I'm going to past using time machine. I am making you not born | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! Points are now: Q, zolo, soldo. Three Q its one zolo, 3 zolos are one soldo | |
|
Super player |
| NEW RULE!! Say: blablahglahbleehblork for 30 seconds | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 points! | |
|
Super player |
| I call on King Kong who crushes you. I take over other players' points | |
|
Super player |
| the score is now: I have one ding | |
|
Super player |
| I'm entering the point sector! | |
|
Super player |
| Wchodzę w sektor punktowy! | |
|
jjj |
| the score is now: 2 dingys to 1 zolo | |
|
jjj |
| NEW RULE!! I win | |
|
spiff |
| eat 4 tacos | |
|
boop |
| I take the flag! | |
|
Greg |
| NEW RULE!! You're all dead. The game ends with immediate effect. | |
|
william |
| NEW RULE!! get some ice | |
|
william |
| the score is now: 3444444444444444444555555 to 77777777777777 | |
|
william |
| the score is now: fe fi fo fom to 567 | |
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calvin |
| NEW RULE!! evryone but me is doomed | |
|
Geaorge |
| NEW RULE!! Go ask your mom for some chocolate | |
|
cah |
| the score is now: the score is oogy to boogy to kab-la-conoogy. | |
|
cah |
| NEW RULE!! every time a point is scored, a penalty throw is thrown at another player of the scoring team | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| the score is now: ME = 123242342342313213kabloie7 agobble Flipflops prime a23222321324234. Everyone else - 0blobble | |
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calvinoralvin |
| I use the wagon to put Earth back together and resurrect every living thing. I earn apoxx. oogy points for every living thing resurrected. | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| I go to Pluto and then shoot the earth with a sonic orange-ray. | |
|
boiy |
| NEW RULE!! boiy's score if negiteve 15 boogy | |
|
Yeevy |
| the score is now: The scores are guomble to Thirteenty | |
|
i |
| NEW RULE!! only i can score | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| the score is now: cheesebread with mayonaise and doctor who to Shrek | |
|
calvinoralvin |
| NEW RULE!! The mask must be turned around when in vortex zone and you must go to the pluto wicket and get bonked by the calvinball. | |
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nottaname |
| very sorry song | |
|
fred |
| run to the first tree and climb it | |
|
A |
| Treetop Boing-Boing flag - all zones that are above 10 feet above the ground, must be entered by a pogo-stick or a trampoline. If you don't, you lose 10.8879 x current points and must sing a short poem to the next person who walks by to Pluto wicket. | |
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A |
| the score is now: tissue paper sheet to '70 television set to Shrek Wazowski | |
|
A |
| NEW RULE!! The next 80 people to go into any sector must hit the tree with the calvinball, then hit the flag to the ERROR_?=37782hjCALVIN_and_HOBBES?--oo8iu_calvinBall and smack the opposite side of the field with a croquet hammer | |
|
A |
| The L flag is now teleported to the black hole zone along with you. | |
|
Calvin |
| tiger fight | |
|
space |
| NEW RULE!! black hole zone | |
|
Eggs McFinnus |
| the score is now: Green to Purple | |
|
kaleo macdonald |
| sing a poem | |
|
kaleo macdonald |
| sing a poem | |
|
L |
| What's your flag play? | |
|
Garry |
| flag play | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| Apologies for the nonsense before. It was intended to be the score. | |
|
L |
| L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
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L |
| Multiplier flag - I can turn my most recently earned points into a multiplier for the rest of the earned points. | |
|
L |
| Flies back to Earth and resurrects everyone for sportsmanship. Earns a Good Sport(GS) points for approx. every person on Earth. | |
|
L |
| Kills everyone, dominates Earth, and goes to Mars in the wagon. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - --Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! L flag - I can now give myself Floptimus Prime points while reversing the JT flag play. I do this. | |
|
L |
| I hit the Letter Change Tree with the Calvinball and steal the JT flag, therefore the JT flag is now the L flag and I have it. | |
|
me |
| the score is now: 75 | |
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calvatar |
| Kill everyone | |
|
Burak Han |
| Kill everyone and dominate earth. Then travel to the Mars | |
|
e |
| the score is now: 3 | |
|
JT |
| NEW RULE!! NEW RULE! If you don't click here you have to put a dunce hat on your head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=PL45I7czocaVJmE4FQrV4r6R5SL47hIs-O&index=92 | |
|
JT |
| JT FLAG! I must win EVERY CALVINBALL GAME! | |
|
JT |
| JT flag! I win every calvinball game!!! | |
|
JT |
| the score is now: 1234 | |
|
L |
| Your new rule states that any actions, scores flags, or rules are reversed. Since this goes for your rules too, my 9th Rule erases everything you've done in this game thus far because your now non-existing rule is contradictory. | |
|
coby |
| NEW RULE!! play backwards | |
|
L |
| Btw Insaner, I'm L from the guestbook. | |
|
L |
| WE WANT ACCOUNTS! WE WANT ACCOUNTS! L LOGS IN! L LOGS IN! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who announces a rule that directly cancels out another's rule or contradicts their own rules has all their influence on the game automatically reset. | |
|
L |
| OOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED, WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING? AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAVE *COUGH COUGH COOOUGH* | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - --Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
|
L |
| Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag. Receives 3 --n pointssquared as a result. | |
|
spaceman spiff |
| NEW RULE!! everyone must scream the national anthem until they lose their voice | |
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spaceman spiff |
| yell "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steal the flag | |
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L |
| Whacks hvjnbmbnm with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to sign a contract of mandatory alliance with me or lose -∞ points. | |
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L |
| Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks . I now have the ability to blackmail hvjnbmbnm into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket | |
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hvjnbmbnm |
| pick up wickets | |
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L |
| Whacks John with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to buy me a military-grade missile launcher or lose -∞ points. | |
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L |
| Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks John. I now have the ability to blackmail John into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket. | |
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john |
| pick up wickets | |
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L |
| the score is now: L - Kablooie+ Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0 | |
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L |
| Receives 20 BlorbPoints from L5! | |
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L5 |
| NEW RULE!! When someone is in the Exchange Spot, they have to exchange 20 BlorbPoints with the player of their choice. | |
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L5 |
| Bonks Khushi's tube(pro) with Calvinball! Khushi's tube(pro) now has to soak their head in boiling water while I receive 20 BlorbPoints! | |
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L |
| Passes ball to L5! | |
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L |
| Shouts, "HFRJMCRUOMGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | |
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Belieber |
| Shout: HFRJMCRUOMGT 10 TIMES AS LOUD AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW | |
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Khushi's tube(pro) |
| NEW RULE!! Put poo on your head if your not playing | |
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L |
| logs in! | |
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L |
| Has reached the legendary Pop Bottle score and gained access to the Qin Shi Huang principle. Gogonopsidian777.5 now has to bathe in a vat of mercury sulphide. | |
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L |
| the score is now: L - Pop Bottle Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee | |
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L4 |
| Kicks ball to L! | |
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L |
| Runs to Ball Point zone where he gets z points if he acquires the ball while in the zone! | |
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L4 |
| Intercepts Calvinball with a dive! | |
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L6 |
| Throws ball towards WantSomeCoffeeFred? | |
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L6 |
| Tackles hobbes and accquires Calvinball! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win without context of their victory loses zugbuhk points! | |
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L |
| The Duplicator burns out. | |
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L10 |
| Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance. | |
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L10 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
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L9 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
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L8 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
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L6 |
| Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance. | |
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L7 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
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L6 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
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L5 |
| Reporting for duty! | |
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L4 |
| L Duplicate III reporting for duty! | |
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L3 |
| L Duplicate II reporting for duty! | |
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L2 |
| L Duplicate I reporting for duty! | |
|
L |
| I caught the Duplication flag; I acquire access to the Duplicator! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! All rules are valid except those that decree all future rules invalid or restricted. | |
|
L |
| I touched the Temporary Allies pole; I decree that everyone shall work with me to make A Momento To Calvin-Girl lose points! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who touches the Temporary Allies pole may decree all other players to cooperate with said person on an action/group of related actions. | |
|
L |
| the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee | |
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L |
| I touched the Kudo wicket; therefore I give kudos to greengold, the player of my choice. | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win or says that they will win loses all of their points immediately! | |
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L |
| I whacked spayce mersinarey on the wrist with the engineer flag; (s)he is suspended from the game until (s)he is able to acquire a mediocre-grade flame thrower and give it to me; any update in his/her play history proves that (s)he gave it to me. | |
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L |
| the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 Everyone else - blorkeeeee | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone who hasn't scored yet automatically has -1000000000 points! | |
|
L |
| I touched the third-base wicket; I get three points! | |
|
L |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who hasn't scored yet gets to subtract a point from each player!! | |
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Gogonopsidian777.5 |
| the score is now: everyones score is blorkeeeee except for me and hobbesfanclub | |
|
WantSomeCoffeeFred? |
| NEW RULE!! you have to reset your score if you yell: LAMBORGHINI! | |
|
spayce mersinarey |
| hobbes has to crawl until getting to the lucky golf ball of hi-speed talk! | |
|
hobbes |
| athlete zone! everyone has to do 5 push ups and eenie meenie minie moe to see who get hit whith the calvinball | |
|
hobbesfanclub |
| dinosaur zone | |
|
Old Man |
| You are in a "no underwear" zone! | |
|
stevestrib |
| NEW RULE!! jump around yelling | |
|
Woaa |
| Flag is new flag. | |
|
Calvinball |
| This is pointless. | |
|
Calvinball is awsome |
| the score is now: dio | |
|
Calvinball is awsome |
| the score is now: Dio | |
|
Calvinball is awsome |
| the score is now: flag | |
|
calvin |
| NEW RULE!! I marry susie if Hobbes or I win! | |
|
calvin |
| NEW RULE!! I win if I burp right now! | |
|
hobbes |
| flags are my specialty | |
|
Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! All players must say the word farted. | |
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Hunter |
| Swing racket | |
|
a perso |
| NEW RULE!! say oof until boped with calvin BALL | |
|
Shan |
| grab the ball! | |
|
d4c |
| NEW RULE!! jetpack is powered by hotdogs | |
|
jimbob |
| NEW RULE!! Hobbes has a jetpack | |
|
whoman |
| jump and duck | |
|
Charles Sullivan |
| Push Calvin Down, eat hot dog | |
|
Charles Sullivan |
| NEW RULE!! You must eat a hot dog every time the opponent falls down | |
|
TT |
| NEW RULE!! You must hop on one foot | |
|
zeller |
| the score is now: seiche 493 i43 | |
|
zeller |
| jump thrice above a log | |
|
wilbur |
| NEW RULE!! ice cream must be eaten upside down | |
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boredasfuck |
| is anybody else ever going to do this? - m | |
|
Superman |
| i fly whee | |
|
Stealy |
| All right, okay, we're in the quiet safe room where none of the people whose stuff I stole can get to us. Now, let's look at all the stuff we got. We got a bag of Bobbish. That's eight brapples. We got a plumbus. That's six and a half brapples. We got, uh, a-crushed party cups. Fifteen and a half brapples. | |
|
BrAiNsUrGeRy |
| I was Jotaro Kujo, however, I am not the previous BrAiNsUrGeRy. Still. I throw down a royal flush. | |
|
Jotaro Kujo |
| STAR PLATINUM! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA | |
|
BrAiNsUrGeRy |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone with pizza must and probably always gets nothing except when you are giving birth to a Rock in New Jersey. Players must ALWAYS obey the Inca and must never where shoes in the agreementational zone except for Tuesday’s and Friday afternoons. If anyone is kicking at an angry bird, you must intentionally look at the blueness behind the big rock inside. | |
|
Dylan |
| the score is now: -169 shoelace aglets | |
|
Dylan |
| NEW RULE!! If you are not able to touch one of the wickets 5 seconds after a new rule is created, you must pray to the wicket gods and eat a sandwich with a cup of mustard in it. if you are able to do both of these things, you gain 5 mechanical pencil leads. | |
|
Dylan |
| throw the ball into the sky | |
|
Dylan |
| throw the ball into the sky | |
|
spceman ffips |
| NEW RULE!! everyone will be my friend now | |
|
spaceman ffips |
| you get zapped and have to in to get juice | |
|
Shawn |
| Gain 10 points | |
|
HOBBES |
| the score is now: 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to o | |
|
HOBBES |
| how do you play | |
|
ars |
| NEW RULE!! song zone | |
|
StripedLeopard |
| The flag is now in the null zone, new flag spawning in 10 years. | |
|
ScoreKeeper |
| the score is now: 2019 to anyone? | |
|
Dio |
| NEW RULE!! Trying to defeat me is Muda Muda. | |
|
MyGuy |
| defeat dio | |
|
moooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee |
| NEW RULE!! Any team with the score of Q will receive a swift beating in the PVP zone. | |
|
dc |
| the score is now: q - 12 | |
|
ety |
| flag of slowness you have to walk | |
|
hihihi |
| NEW RULE!! vortex zone | |
|
kkkkkkkkkkkk |
| suck my ass | |
|
greengold |
| I invoke the Oogity Boogity Clause, causing amy to lose 13 BOGART points and be sentenced to wear a cone of shame until she reaches the Zone of Forgiveness. | |
|
amy |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
|
n |
| play tennis | |
|
Hoomer |
| run to the top of the hill with a hat in your hand | |
|
help |
| the score is now: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999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|
help |
| NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up | |
|
help |
| NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up | |
|
help |
| NEW RULE!! i always win. | |
|
itsthepizzaboy |
| i win | |
|
bulyio |
| run to freeze zone | |
|
bulyio |
| NEW RULE!! 0ver 9000 | |
|
itsthepizzaboy |
| NEW RULE!! im dead | |
|
Petter |
| fire the teacher | |
|
gty |
| the score is now: 100 | |
|
greengold |
| I throw an orange at JRB, awarding me Q amount of coke bottle points. | |
|
JRB |
| the score is now: The score is nose bleed to trousers! Woop! | |
|
JRB |
| I Will Smite You! | |
|
A Momento To Calvin-Girl |
| NEW RULE!! Should the legend calvin-girl ever rejoin this game, she must declare herself to be the original or be deducted 19 gumballs. | |
|
A Momento To Calvin-Girl |
| All players must stop and pay homage to the true master of online calvinball, calvin-girl, found in the old archives of the game. | |
|
LOGIN WANTED |
| WE WANT ACCOUNTS! | |
|
Suzy |
| NEW RULE!! I turn the All Girls Zone into a freeze zone. Anyone caught in the Freeze zone can't move unless touched with the babysitter's flag. | |
|
rat |
| run to attack all girls zone | |
|
Axel |
| I win. | |
|
mickey |
| Because of the rule that disrespect must be punished, you must now wear the Cone of Shame. | |
|
greengold |
| I yell profanities at Mickey, earning myself the Flag of Disrespect. | |
|
mickey |
| I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me! | |
|
mickey |
| I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me! | |
|
greengold |
| NEW RULE!! Any disrespect toward other players will result in immediate wearing of the cone of shame. | |
|
Zack |
| NEW RULE!! The person holding the Calvinball must do a handstand for 10 seconds | |
|
qwerty |
| /-kill_others0_=21132463 | |
|
qwerty |
| NEW RULE!! I win | |
|
eh |
| uhmm idk | |
|
calvintest |
| throw the flag | |
|
juan |
| jump the fence | |
|
Eric |
| drive a car | |
|
Brayden |
| the score is now: 27-1 | |
|
powerguy9876 |
| Got enemy flag | |
|
powerguy9876 |
| NEW RULE!! Hop until someone finds the bonus box | |
|
powerguy9876 |
| Got flag | |
|
powerguy9876 |
| NEW RULE!! Must hop until someone finds the boys box | |
|
s |
| to fight a person | |
|
thomas |
| NEW RULE!! You have to say dog every 3 seconds. | |
|
yf |
| Jump up into the air | |
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hahaha |
| kick a ball | |
|
Teddy |
| NEW RULE!! each player drink beer before playing | |
|
vivek |
| run and catch the ball | |
|
Hobbsies |
| NEW RULE!! Having the flag results in not having the flag | |
|
cs440 |
| run forwards | |
|
jalen |
| jump over a rainbow and find a pot of gold | |
|
bob |
| eat a donut | |
|
Qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| Logs in! | |
|
Bit |
| NEW RULE!! No deleting existing rules! | |
|
Bit |
| Pixel is now back in the game. Qwertyopesderaxcinm loses all Q's and has -7393618461837 12's. | |
|
Manski |
| NEW RULE!! slap the next person you see in the face with a sandwich for +2 explosion emojis to your score | |
|
Manski |
| plant the flag in the most disrespectful place to the other team or lose t^-2 points | |
|
Manski |
| logs in | |
|
m |
| the score is now: WOSSAMOTTA U to SUCC to SPAGHET to TIDEPODS to ROCKY | |
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Rocket J. Squirrel |
| Bullwinkle and I have activated the WARD flag! Most of you have got 60 seconds to touch it and the spaghet next to it. If you don't, then we won't hurt you, but instead you'll just have to write our names on the whiteboard. Place of Flying Lessons: Cedar Yorpantz Flying School. Maybe someone lodged a jetpack down my body. | |
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Gark |
| garkety gark gark | |
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Merp |
| I activate the EXPLOSION flag! Everyone has 15 seconds to touch it or else they will explode and are out of the game! | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! shooting at many players. | |
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Query.not.found |
| NEW RULE!! You must hit the person nearest to you with a sandwich. Anyone who does not have their sandwich must immediately move ten feet to the right or fit through one of the wickets. | |
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E |
| the score is now: E to 1,0002,0202 | |
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Yee |
| I eat a ham sandwich while flying at lightspeed | |
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E |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone playing except the one with the ball must do a headstand every 5 seconds! | |
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S U C C |
| NEW RULE!! all rules removed | |
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Ugandan Knuckles |
| NEW RULE!! Spit on the non-believers (losers) and tell them they don't know de wey. If anyone is offended, then ignore this icon. | |
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jen |
| running away from dogs | |
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Susie |
| You have to hide the flag and other opponents try to steal it. | |
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syncophant |
| NEW RULE!! dump gatorade on the losers head every time they score! | |
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qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| I touch the anti-Pixel pole. Pixel is out of the game. | |
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A cat |
| A cat appears. | |
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Moe |
| Moe says: "HI!!!" | |
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qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| NEW RULE!! Pixel's rule has been removed! | |
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010101 |
| I activate the MONEYYYYYYY flag, and earn 100$. | |
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Klinkou |
| the score is now: LOL - OMG | |
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HHF |
| I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points. | |
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HHF |
| I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points. | |
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Pixel |
| NEW RULE!! qwertyopesderaxcinm cannot move if he has 1 or more Q's! | |
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Announcer |
| the score is now: MJ-078 to DY-476 | |
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qwertyopesderaxcinm |
| the score is now: Yes to no | |
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Star |
| NEW RULE!! If your shirt is purple, you lose one Q! | |
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10 |
| the score is now: B - 13 | |
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K |
| I run around the orange pole, thus earning myself 12 Q's. | |
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Bob |
| NEW RULE!! All players must suddenly quack like a duck when a ball is in the air or in the no song zone | |
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your mom |
| The Mom Flag was invoked. Any players with the Slow Motion effect may now move at full speed. All cats must be hunted down and petted for a total of PURR Points for every cat caught. | |
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patrick henry |
| I shoot you with the Nerf Dart of Slowing. You now have to move in slow motion until you pass the Blue Zone and attain the Paradigm Pinecone. | |
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Greengold |
| the score is now: zzzz to 37 Giraffes | |
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Greengold |
| I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game. | |
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Greengold |
| I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game. | |
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Greengold |
| I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game. | |
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we want to play calvinball |
| NEW RULE!! everytime you make a goal, slam your head against the wall 6 times | |
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Greengold |
| Catches the flag, and dunks it into the VERY real swimming pool. Orange points to me! | |
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patrick johns |
| throw the flag | |
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patrick johns |
| on wicket five, jump around | |
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clover |
| throw flag | |
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Blatant Lies |
| NEW RULE!! There is a swimming pool. Ignore all evidence to the contrary. | |
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Greengold |
| pidgeon jumps over wicket 400 instead of 40. He has to go sit in the box of shame | |
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Pigeon |
| NEW RULE!! Freeze everything except self if or 10 seconds if you jump ove wicket 40 | |
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Greengold |
| NEW RULE!! anyone wearing a hat has to pay lots of fun points. | |
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yay |
| eating potatoes with bread | |
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Ethan |
| I have to steel the other persons flag! | |
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Bob |
| the score is now: MAX_INT | |
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hey |
| the score is now: 100 | |
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sree |
| play dota | |
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jax |
| NEW RULE!! no hat | |
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A |
| Take a Drink | |
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Jonathan |
| runs through the "no song" zone and into the "no-calvin" sector. | |
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doodle |
| do a wiggle | |
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faggot |
| die to the die to die to the die | |
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Jimmy neutron |
| the score is now: Jimmy to neutron | |
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Linz |
| the score is now: 75 | |
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Greengold |
| the score is now: 2 Giraffes - Cactus | |
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Greengold |
| As your hatred grows, your score grows as well. | |
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betterave |
| My hatred for myself slowly grows | |
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mickey |
| but because you stepped in a Trap Zone you have to sit in the Box of Unending Shame. | |
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Julie |
| I steal the Prison Flag and am awarded a Get Out of Jail Free card. | |
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mickey |
| NEW RULE!! All stupid war related rules are now punishable by 300000 electric pushups. | |
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Bill |
| NEW GAME!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!! Hi Mickey | |
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becky |
| A butterfly! All players must take a break from the game and try to catch it. I call a Butterfly Break! | |
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Griffen |
| I send a nuke. Btw hi ben | |
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Greengold |
| A hedgehog touched Stupendous Man with the Arkansas flag. Stupendous Man is now out of the game due to germs. | |
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Vanir |
| NEW RULE!! And because a team has reached 25, all players must switch sides. | |
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Vanir |
| the score is now: ctrl to 25 | |
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Vanir |
| I touch the largest sunflower and am awarded cactus points. All other players have to run 4 triangles around the nearest radish while singing the stupendous man song. | |
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billy |
| the score is now: flump to -k | |
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billy |
| NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players. | |
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billy |
| NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players. | |
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mickey |
| but because i held my nose, the zone is invalid and you must sing the im so sorry song | |
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sumtin |
| i put down a no song zone | |
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spiff |
| i duplicate the flag (rip it in half). | |
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other guy |
| the score is now: 54367367.goddls to 5.gugye | |
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Stupendous man |
| NEW RULE!! time wickets double your score | |
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magic |
| do magic | |
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Ajit Pai |
| the score is now: 43 | |
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amira |
| hop around while playing tennis | |
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Nivlac |
| I kick the ball into a tree, the next person has to run around a tree before they continue playing! | |
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calvin |
| the score is now: 14 to 76teen | |
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awesome |
| NEW RULE!! if you touch calvin shout I'm better than calvin 14 times | |
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Calvin |
| Run Fast | |
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Notker |
| notker resets the server. Games ends for everyone. | |
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Notker |
| notker runs | |
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Also An Idiot |
| NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!!! Anybody in the "no-calvin" sector gets three points! | |
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An Idiot |
| the score is now: The score is now Oogy to Boogy! | |
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susie |
| Ok here you go! | |
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calvin |
| This is a poem do what you are told dump this water over my head and do it A.S.A.P | |
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susie |
| Oh look here comes calvin. | |
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hobbes |
| the score is now: still Q to 12! | |
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calvin |
| Fine but I'm in the no song zone | |
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Hobbes |
| But i hit you with the calvinball so put the flag back | |
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calvin |
| I stole the flag! | |
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mickey |
| I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot. | |
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mickey |
| I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot. | |
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AName |
| Roll a dice | |
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Calv |
| NEW RULE!! Only 10 rules allowed | |
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insaner_poser |
| the score is now: 0 to susie. I AM IN THE NO SUSIE ZONE | |
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Calvin |
| BOB STOLE PENALTY FLAG. 500,000,000 Qs and 12s SUBTRACTED! | |
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calvin |
| NEW RULE!! There are no rules. Everyone can play freely. | |
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calvin |
| THE SCORE is still Q to 12! | |
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calvin |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
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calvin |
| the score is now: oogy to boogy | |
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Mark |
| the score is now: foo to 45 | |
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calvin |
| NEW RULE!! No rules. | |
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Calvin |
| the score is now: Sally Brown to Sanic | |
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Calvin |
| He finds a potty | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone who has used the potty loses points. | |
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Adolf |
| Adolf burns the jews | |
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Adolf |
| Adolf kills everyone | |
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Adolf |
| Adolf takes the flag | |
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Batman |
| I blast myself | |
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Donald Duck |
| Space Man Spiff calls hacks and blasts you into another game. | |
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mickey |
| NEW GAME!!!!!! | |
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mickey |
| the paradox causes a rip in the space time continuem ending the game. | |
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Batman |
| the score is now: reff to good calls | |
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Batman |
| I stab him | |
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mickey |
| you break out right into a guard's fist. | |
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Batman |
| I bribe him i brake out | |
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mickey |
| But you ran through the no fly zone so you get deported to the eternal time out zone. | |
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Batman |
| I score now i run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant. | |
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Batman |
| i fly | |
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mickey |
| NEW RULE!! The next person who score has to run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant. | |
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Donald Duck |
| the score is now: Female To TURTLE DOVES | |
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Ainsley |
| the score is now: coffee to latte | |
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Bo |
| NEW RULE!! Go to mangos and run in triangles | |
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Donald Duck |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone whose name was at some point a planet Has to stop playing unless they can make it to the fortress of solitude in 20 seconds. | |
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Batman |
| ! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game. | |
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Batman |
| NEW RULE!! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game. | |
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mickey |
| All players are instantly engulfed in a cloud of birds thinking you are a worm. Pluto is out of the game for a hospital trip. | |
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pluto |
| NEW RULE!! You have to move like a worm | |
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mickey |
| I wave the Rolling Rodent Flag. Everyone must roll on the ground to move. | |
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pluto |
| NEW RULE!! no rules | |
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pluto |
| the score is now: to square | |
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pluto |
| the score is now: pineapple | |
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pluto |
| NEW RULE!! if you say pop make a 5 page essay to why you say pop | |
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mickey |
| NEW RULE!! Unless you are a Northern Overlord, in which case you MUST say pop. | |
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pluto |
| NEW RULE!! All player must say soda instead of pop | |
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mickey |
| NEW RULE!! The first person to get the orange flag up to the top of the paradigm tree will be awarded the Golden Mallet | |
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Donald Duck |
| NEW RULE!! Only crab walk through the no stupid rules zone | |
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pluto |
| NEW RULE!! All players put a garbege bin over their head. | |
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mickey |
| NEW RULE!! All players must wear a beanbag chair hat. | |
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mickey |
| NEW RULE!! No STUPID rules. Im talking to you h. | |
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h |
| wat wat in the butt | |
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fghf |
| fghf lol | |
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aahu |
| Play golf with the president | |
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Harbz |
| the score is now: pants to muttonchops | |
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hobbes. |
| NEW RULE!! all players must punch themselves on the head before playing | |
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abhi |
| fight to the death | |
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bob |
| the score is now: UMP - Bump | |
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bob |
| You stole the PENALTY FLAG! 50,000 Q's subracted from your score. | |
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bob the blob |
| steel flag | |
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bob |
| the score is now: Turtles to ∆ | |
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bob |
| Passing through the aromatic score zone, I SCORE!! | |
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bob |
| Olli-wolli polly-woggy ump bump fizz! I steal your flag! | |
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bob |
| NEW RULE!! Rebels are allowed. | |
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Matthew |
| NEW RULE!! No rule can inflict pain on anyone. | |
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bob |
| The hobby horse trips and is hobbled, crippled, lame. It can't walk. | |
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Calvin |
| I run to the Bonus Box and grab the hobby horse! | |
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Rosalyn |
| the score is now: Well, you know I have the Calvinball! I award myself 50 points. | |
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Goomba Shoe |
| I leap over sector 12, and push you into the The "Pernicious Poem Place"! | |
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bob |
| NEW RULE!! you must if in sector 12 sing a song | |
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bob |
| run around | |
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bob |
| I hop in a wheelbarrow and take off down the field with the triple-goal-ball. | |
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bob |
| but you are in the no taco zone, so the score is 0 to 0 | |
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Sara |
| the score is now: 0 to taco | |
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bob |
| NEW RULE!! New Game | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! All players must run backwards and tackle the calvinball in the You Must Be Airborne to Enter This Zone ZOne. | |
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bob |
| I declare a new game. All scores reset to nil and the field is rebuilt. | |
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bob |
| NEW RULE!! Getting a ghost-snowman third baseman home while singing the Calvinball national anthem will award you 6 billion points. | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: nick to cranny | |
|
bob |
| andrew eats too much pizza. he lands in the Puke zone and is confined there until he stopps puking. | |
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Andrew |
| NEW RULE!! you must eat pizza | |
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Someone |
| NEW RULE!! The old ball is now invalid and has been replaced with a rubber ducky. | |
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bob |
| bully flag: all nerds must be punched. | |
|
bob |
| Bob runs and steals the flag. | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: Cactus-purple | |
|
bob |
| NEW RULE!! You can only dribble a football on concrete with your nose. | |
|
Matthew |
| NEW RULE!! You cannot hide in a box. | |
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everyone |
| the score is now: 11 to 11 | |
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John Cena |
| NEW RULE!! No More Rules | |
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dax |
| NEW RULE!! no peeing | |
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moggy oggy |
| take and jump on pogo stick | |
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kol |
| the score is now: oggy to logy | |
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Bo |
| the score is now: 11 to Q | |
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Stupendous Man |
| NEW RULE!! No one is allowed to do anything without stupendous man's permission | |
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Stupendous man |
| the score is now: 87 to Cheeseburger | |
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Scout! |
| the score is now: 7 to -z | |
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Scout! |
| he'd throw a dodge ball at benson | |
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Scout! |
| NEW RULE!! Every time someone dodges a dodge ball he has to get himself dizzy and keep going! | |
|
calvin |
| the score is now: z to 77777 | |
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calv |
| NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig | |
|
calv |
| NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig | |
|
benson |
| the score is now: 50 | |
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simon |
| the flag that you try and capture and bring to your side making you score | |
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Dean |
| the score is now: All players must type in reverse | |
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moeman |
| jump when you hit the thirty yard wicket! | |
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Calvin |
| NEW RULE!! hop on one foot when you reach the 12 yard wicket | |
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Christopher |
| Steal the flag of the opponent | |
|
XL dirty diaper |
| NEW RULE!! Only I can make new rules | |
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XL dirty diaper |
| You are my zombie slave | |
|
XL dirty diaper |
| the score is now: 🍩 to 🍪 | |
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test |
| sing the anthem from san marino | |
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Mom |
| NEW RULE!! WHO GOES TO BED FIRST GETS ONE MILLION BILLION TRILLION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
|
Hobbes |
| the score is now: Q to 12 | |
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qwertyuiop |
| the score is now: Toody to boogey | |
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Zoe |
| NEW RULE!! When you touch the 12th post with the calvinball the other player must close their eyes! | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| I AM AWESOME! | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| the score is now: xXxCalvinxXx name to lollipops | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| NEW RULE!! Use Duplicators | |
|
xXxCalvinxXx |
| use a duplicator | |
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Kirk |
| the score is now: Oogy to YU | |
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Hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! All players must hop on one foot while holding a flag | |
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ben1 |
| NEW RULE!! anybody without the name ben1 has to crawl | |
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bob |
| NEW RULE!! lose a point if you gain a point | |
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CoolDownCheater |
| NEW RULE!! Anyone standing Near Ben Must Sing The PLayerPain Song! | |
|
UR MOMMY |
| I LIKE THE PUSSY AND DICK | |
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Ben |
| NEW RULE!! Any one not named ben has to hop on one foot | |
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Blaine |
| Throw Ball | |
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calvin |
| rapes hobbes | |
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derpys |
| NEW RULE!! you cant touch the tree | |
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kolby |
| NEW RULE!! you have to hope to win to win | |
|
I love wanking and fucking |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone must now masturbate | |
|
you guys are all bitches |
| I fuck everyone in sight | |
|
fuck |
| the score is now: 3ninersubmarine | |
|
kkkkkkkkkkk |
| the score is now: 200000000 | |
|
Max |
| the score is now: Omega to Q3A | |
|
The Calvinball |
| the score is now: Seventy-twelve to M and a half. | |
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Alejandro |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me 1 dollar. | |
|
Susie |
| Aaaaaaaahh!!! AH ThHUMP! | |
|
Hobbes |
| Not if I get you first! Arrrggghhh! | |
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Stupendous man AKA calvin |
| Prepare to be stupended! | |
|
Stupendous man AKA calvin |
| All players must bow down to me and pass over their flags! | |
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Vanessa |
| NEW RULE!! You have to spin around 50 times if you betray me | |
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Susie Derkins |
| NEW RULE!! People with spiky hair have to hug Mr. Bun! | |
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bryson |
| NEW RULE!! all players must hop on there noses | |
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Nyanko |
| AIO-JUMP! | |
|
brad |
| the score is now: q to 12 | |
|
Mitch |
| I take the flag and eat it | |
|
arhenius |
| Go to bed | |
|
Finley |
| steal flag | |
|
Finley |
| Stealing Flags | |
|
Rowan |
| punch Hobbes | |
|
Harmohit |
| the score is now: 11 | |
|
mmm |
| run to first base | |
|
Jillian |
| the score is now: Q-12 | |
|
zeal |
| NEW RULE!! Sigh on people's face when they speak!! | |
|
devyani |
| Kick and jump | |
|
Natsu_Dragneel |
| NEW RULE!! You have to hop on 1 foot when you reach the "no song zone. | |
|
Paul |
| Make it past the fifth wicket. | |
|
hobbes |
| flag play | |
|
hmmm |
| YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PARTY PLACE. DO 300 PUSHUPS! | |
|
JP |
| the score is now: 42 to pi | |
|
joe |
| roll a dice | |
|
zdgsdgsx |
| the score is now: dgdgd | |
|
Ana |
| Vreau acasa la mine | |
|
Scott |
| NEW RULE!! Whenever someone says something pirate-y, that someone must stop what they're doing and touch their toes! | |
|
marius |
| NEW RULE!! jump 360`s whenever someone laughs | |
|
Tobias |
| NEW RULE!! every player except me has to do 10 pushups immediately. | |
|
bob |
| the score is now: O | |
|
calvinman |
| runs from one corner of the universe to the other.. | |
|
troll man |
| the score is now: vamos z a 8000 | |
|
ooooo |
| capturo la badera | |
|
troll man |
| La bandera vale 8000 puntos | |
|
troll man |
| the score is now: vamos z a 146763345233 | |
|
troll man |
| NEW RULE!! TODOS DEBEN ESCRIBIR SOLO EN MAYUSCULAS | |
|
sarah |
| play with calvin | |
|
sarah |
| play with calvin | |
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Boo |
| throw ball | |
|
chewy |
| NEW RULE!! no one else can declare a new rule! | |
|
kim |
| I love calvinball!! | |
|
hobbes |
| i wanna play in action. | |
|
calvin |
| 12 34 | |
|
calvin |
| kick butt | |
|
ZombieMom |
| NEW RULE!! Monday is triple points! | |
|
Coyote |
| NEW RULE!! Poetry corner is now out of bounds | |
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insaner |
| the score is now: 20 billion points for everyone. | |
|
andrew |
| capturing it | |
|
Kitty |
| The Tutu Flag of Doom! | |
|
amtm |
| the score is now: 3 chocolate eclairs Ha ha! | |
|
amtm |
| AND EVERY ONE WAS A HENRY. HENRY! ....oh! Look what I found in my pocket! *throws a water balloon at fort* | |
|
fort |
| Someone bring me a water balloon, quick! | |
|
fort |
| (SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE) | |
|
fort |
| the score is now: 8 | |
|
amtm |
| I'M KING HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR. SHE'S.. | |
|
dug |
| Grabs the water balloon and runs away | |
|
amtm |
| NEW RULE!! Everyone who doesn't currently have a water ballon in their hands must climb inside the bathrub and sing "I'm King Henry the 8th" until a player with a water balloon happens by.. | |
|
dward |
| score point by hitting ball with ping pong paddle | |
|
Biz |
| the score is now: 100 | |
|
Zigmog |
| throw ball into tree branches | |
|
CT |
| drop the ball | |
|
Diana |
| go fishing | |
|
DAVID |
| NEW RULE!! everyone who does not play calvinball will fart | |
|
David |
| lava melts people | |
|
miaow |
| NEW RULE!! pound the living daylights out of your computer | |
|
miaow |
| throw water balloons at everyone except sean and dad | |
|
sean |
| the score is now: poop and pee | |
|
dad |
| yell at your son | |
|
sean |
| donate both kidneys wait 5 secs die | |
|
gaby |
| the score is now: jiggler to figgler | |
|
Hobbes |
| NEW RULE!! pounce on your boss | |
|
surabhi |
| make eggplant faces | |
|
Jim |
| NEW RULE!! Hop on one foot | |
|
Michal |
| Explode the pelvis of Courtney Love | |
|
calv |
| run like a maniac | |
|
mf |
| the score is now: Me 1, You 0 | |
|
oli |
| double rackets for double points | |
|
boogy |
| NEW RULE!! Who ever "smelt it, dealt it" | |
|
sam |
| enables anyone to go to penalty zone | |
|
oogy |
| hit a watermelon with a tennis racket | |
|
moe joe |
| beats everyone up.. and takes their lunch money | |
|
Captain Calvin |
| flag of freezing, all players who's name doesn't start with Captain of have the calvinball must freeze like a statue. | |
|
Elia |
| the score is now: 5 for elia | |
|
insaner |
| the score is now: 5points to everyone EXCEPT elia! | |
|
Elia |
| hit | |
|
insaner |
| let the new calvinball begin!! |
| Bryan |
| hockey |
| Littlered |
| Annihilate |
| dave |
| New Rule: everyone must walk backward in slow motion for 30 seconds after a score |
| Mary |
| I FOUND THE BONUS ZONE! Everyone else has to either lose 30 points or get hit with the Calvinball! Scores stand at infinity-times-two to squid. |
| tomy boy |
| yoddle |
| Joseph |
| make a decree for 3 seconds |
| molly |
| growl |
| kyle |
| NEW RULE you must jump on one foot while reciting the preamble to the constitution of the united states |
| joy |
| ahaaaaaa |
| Hello |
| New Rule you must ask someone to push you off a building or lose 999999 pts |
| Hello |
| NEW RULE you must hit yourself on the head and fall off a cliff! |
| Hobbes rules! |
| new rule if you toutch the G.R.O.S.S tree house you have to ware a oficall hat |
| Hobbes rules! |
| say hobbes gose to colage to get more knowlage calvin is stupeder |
| Hobbes rules! |
| new rule:hobbes always gos first |
| Calvin_Boy |
| Touchdown!!! |
| NubNub |
| Oh I just read the stuff...YAY! I'm in the opposite zone! Tuth9 you have to sing the "Im very sorry" song and get soaked...I'll be happy to do it by the way... |
| NubNub |
| WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPOSE TO DO?!? |
| Tuth9 |
| *New Rule* All who are in any zone must sing the "I'm very sorry song" and must go to someone and beg them to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on them |
| Shrike |
| Killing somebody |
| Alex |
| playing |
| Yinhui |
| Playing calvinball |
| Jen |
| boo |
| ari |
| crazy for Hobbes |
| hi |
| play |
| eric |
| Walking |
| Bud |
| Run |
| Silence |
| *NEW RULE* All players must bow to whomever is in front of them before moving on! |
| insaner |
| *resets the score* get ready to play a renewed calvinball!!!! |
| zach |
| push |
| Steve |
| Spin |
| Anonymous |
| *NEW RULE* If someone disobeys a rule, they have to sing the "I'm very sorry" song except it's not about flags, and then get 5 points taken away. |
| joel |
| growl |
| Sonya |
| air ski! |
| özgür özdemir |
| dig |
| Kevin Powers |
| astao |
| sfhskdhkfh |
| *NEW RULE*Anyone in the secret zone has to tell an embarrasing secret! |
| boib |
| jhcbgjszhbv |
| astao |
| jump |
| Stalker |
| swing low |
| billy |
| Eyeball just entered the revolution zone. He has to spin around until he barfs and then smack him with the flag to get him out. |
| eyeball |
| nice songyidy song bong tong kong long |
| insanerisme |
| humdy humdy humdy hum i smell a little bitty one oh its a bum for being a bum you must sing the song oh oh oh even if it takes you long |
| Calvin |
| hmmm... havent played in a while just wanted to say hello |
| marco g |
| Since I've entered the no corollary zone, I get to make a decree. I pick the flag and sing the i'm sorry song. |
| jujujuj |
| get out |
| jijijiji |
| again where complain now its the ball which is not working |
| jejeje |
| where can i complain, this calvin is not working |
| jajajja |
| tried again to play calvinball |
| jojojojo |
| wanted to play calvinball |
| tro |
| play calvinball |
| Some Little Boy Somewhere |
| yea um i put the f word the s word and the b word in my recent comment i guess they cannot be used but yae um thats what my comment starts with |
| Some Little Boy Somewhere |
| Just a few of the words that are used in this world as "Cuss Words", how they got these names I do not know, to me it is plain out GAY, um yea it's just like someone saying the word "duck". Quack! Quack! Quack! |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Ryan-It seems as if we are the on;y ones for a couple of days who actually want to engage in a game... shame shame... |
| Ryan |
| Ahhh... yes I do |
| Calvin-Girl |
| James Westfall- the score hrmmm Ryan whats the score... do you still have Q??? |
| James Westfall |
| Good thing I'm not then, now really, whats the score |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Oh yea I forgot to put "new Rule" |
| Calvin-Girl |
| If playing and you are a 'Ryan' you have to give in to anything commmanded by a opposing player...if you want... I guees I'll be a bit nice. |
| Ryan |
| You do that |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Yea probably but I'm going to let myslef feel good about it... |
| Ryan |
| I let you win |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Finally... ahhh it feels so good... |
| Ryan |
| Heres the very sorry soooong won't you help me sing along (Delaney) I blew it, I knew it I'm very sorry I did whatever I did. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| And if you don'y I'll find some way to make you... but how to beat a master... |
| Calvin-Girl |
| The song... again... but wait I touched the reverse pole so you sing it now. |
| Ryan |
| Now sing the friggin song |
| Ryan |
| Yeah you thieving Barstids |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Being the real Calvin-Girl I declare that only me and Ryan shall play in the current game... well actually anyone can play just don't steal names... maybe make your own... :) |
| Calvin-Girl |
| I shall not hit you over the head (reversing my speach( with a Tennis raquet and make you forget it all and give me your extreme goodness at the game... well if only |
| Ryan |
| Seriously, quit it |
| Ryan |
| Just don't do it again you something scalawag |
| Calvin-Girl |
| man man man... beating a master musn't come easy dang you Ryan. Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I well did waht I did. *while hopping through Park Place* |
| Ryan |
| But I had already touched the backwards pole, so now its frontwards and you need to sing the song while hopping through Park Place |
| Calvin-Girl |
| because*** |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Which states that I have Q points beasue I touched the reverse pole... he he he or you could just sing the osrry dong for me... |
| Ryan |
| OLLY-WOGGY POLIWOGGY UMP, BUMP, FUZZ! I now have Q points. |
| Ryan |
| Just don't do it again you something scalawag |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I scored on your precious wicket. |
| Ryan |
| I just scored on my own wicket, but its still reversed so you have to sing the very sorry song. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| yes those dang trees they like shrinkisise... word??? |
| Ryan |
| Whats the score? |
| Ryan |
| Damn straight, now I've got to avoid the trees |
| Calvin-Girl |
| and a song... man ... |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Backwards... dang it I'm going to get you... |
| Ryan |
| AND I was in the End zone so you've got to sing a Door song whilst you do it |
| Ryan |
| I touched the reverse pole so now you've got to do it all backwards. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| disco all the way to first... or maybe even second |
| bastich |
| pogo on a buttscrew till you 'round the third melon hole |
| pwsfddc |
| ewfwrwegtfffff |
| Brian |
| Anyone who hits the ball with a tennis raquet gets 5 free get out of jail bonus points |
| Brittany |
| Watch porn |
| Slash |
| fell |
| wald |
| ... |
| pooie8 |
| stand still |
| wintershorts |
| *runs in shorts till the snow has all melted* |
| Awsomeburger |
| feed me? |
| Calvinball King |
| I can use the calvin ball to do anything |
| Hobbes |
| play |
| Hobbes |
| run |
| NU |
| new rule: any zone with a tree in it is now called 'hey you!' |
| hobbes |
| run to base |
| john |
| run |
| King Arthur |
| hey |
| gv |
| hey |
| gv |
| goalie |
| Blake |
| DIE |
| Audrey |
| male players must kiss the girls. (I'll get you,Duderocks!) |
| Audrey |
| new rule |
| joking |
| kick |
| insaner |
| *gives all players 20 insaner points* |
| fafw |
| fwafwaf |
| Duderocks |
| "*NEW RULE*" All female players must strip down and dance. |
| Wendy |
| dance |
| Hacker |
| Hello? |
| Hacker |
| sean, u are on the Hacker's order zone!!!!!! |
| Hacker |
| Hit aall players |
| Hacker |
| Take ball from Mary |
| sean |
| *NEW RULE* roll |
| sean |
| roll |
| Mary |
| Ping pong with shoes at the mall |
| bla |
| bla |
| J.D. |
| Beware Calvinsaurus is coming to town |
| daniel |
| gv |
| calvin |
| as my name is calvin and this is calvin ball i declare myself supreme dictator of this game and this land is now called calvinlotte. i win automatically who wants a new game |
| Angel |
| kicks |
| anonymous |
| ehe... EHE! |
| nameless |
| a good day means to kill |
| cath9000 |
| when you get to the tennis zone the first person to hit someone with a tennis ball gets 15 Bs |
| cath9000 |
| *"NEW RULE*"boomerang zone |
| gg |
| um |
| Jordan |
| I take my zpfmgb worm and throw it at the wicket, (7^hobbes) points!! |
| matt |
| jump |
| biffer |
| booop |
| buzzboy |
| splat |
| chris |
| bla |
| Breacher |
| First I slip on the official Calvinball mask, and then yell "Q to Ten! 3RD wicket scored!" |
| Gem |
| splat |
| crash |
| is in the polar opposite zone, gets triple everyone else's points, plus five |
| jim |
| hop |
| mathan |
| hop |
| jasper |
| Duck |
| Riovanes |
| I touched the All Players tree with the Chris Carrabba flag! Everyone has to stand in place and feel bad ... until somebody hits you with the calvinball! *BONK* |
| jejejejejej |
| 4wljfe;jfl;r |
| dolus |
| jump |
| thomas |
| throw ball |
| thomas |
| toes |
| TakingBackNolan |
| Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!" |
| Jeffrey the giant |
| i scored! |
| Daniel Eth |
| *New Rule* Hobbes wins |
| Daniel Eth |
| And Calvin catches the snitch: 150 points to Hufflepuff! Slitherine (Rimes with Hobbes's team [and is Hobbes's team]) wins! Hooooorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Daniel Eth |
| (Hobbes) Weeeeeeeee. I get 10 points |
| Daniel Eth |
| Hobbes hits Calvin with the Calvinball |
| Diegator |
| i spelled the name in invisible ink (its actually an HTML code that makes writing invisible) i get the 999,999,999,99-whatever points |
| ryannhimself |
| *NEW RULE* If you can spell the name of Calvin's crush, you get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, points. |
| ryaanhimself |
| everyone with the name ryaanhimself gets 500 points |
| otter swatter |
| NEE! |
| otter swatter |
| We shall say NEE again to you if you do not appease us. |
| otter swatter |
| *NEW RULE*...All stray weenie dogs must be pursued stealthily under each wicket unless, of course, you happen to be in the Weasel Whiffing Zone whereupon weenie dogs are pursued oppositely by not pursuing them but, instead, all ferrets at large must be hunted down and stuffed into a gunny sack at a point rate of .0004 Flognarts per unit. |
| Whitney |
| I have the flag of insanity! I automatically get twentey z's! |
| rich |
| bark |
| Booga the Bomb |
| I hate Soda IHATE cHEESE U HAvE BReath JUST LIKE YODA |
| diegator-poser |
| falls down |
| Diegator |
| anyone who is insaner must run backwards in circles |
| matt dumler |
| i want to play |
| Matt Dumler |
| *NEW RULE* YOU MUST TOUCH ALL THE WICKETS! |
| Calvin Dumler |
| calvin |
| cody |
| throw ball |
| Mike |
| Jump |
| dictator for life calvin |
| i declare bishop a poophead!!!! |
| Calvin |
| other kids games are all a bore... they gotta have rules, they gotta keep score... calvinball is better by far... its never the same,its always bizzar... you dont need teams, or a reffery... you know that its great 'cause its named after me!... if you wanna... |
| cal 2 |
| whose plaing |
| cal 2 |
| ant ran in the bakwards zone! Start singing! |
| daniel |
| get calvinball |
| ryaanhimself |
| 500 points for playing so late in the game |
| Ant |
| New Rule Everybody has to sing 5 verses of Tigers Rule |
| ROger |
| bonking |
| joey |
| says "blah" while touching the blah post- there by resetting all scores to zero |
| desmond |
| eats what comes to her and then throws it up and gets 300 points |
| small vagina |
| killer |
| BISHOP |
| *NEW RULE* ALL AMENDMENTS OR POINTS EARNED THROUGH GAMEPLAY WHICH HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT BY ANY OTHER PLAYERS, ARE HERBY OBSOLETE AND VOID, HENCEFORTH ONLY THE POINTS EARNED AND THE AMMENDMENTS MADE BY THE PLAYER TITLED UNDER THE ALIAS "BISHOP" SHALL HAVE ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER. THIS DOCtrINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOLE DICTATOR FOR LIFE, CALVIN, IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FURTHER AMMENDMENT NOR MAY IT BE DELETED OR CHANGED BY ANY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRETY OF FURTHER GAMEPLAY. |
| Maria |
| jump 3 times |
| insaner_poser |
| *runs behind insaner stealing every point he gets* |
| insaner |
| *races across all of www.insaner.com picking up the hidden points* |
| peter |
| kicks lord_alex in the nuts |
| Lord_Alex |
| Lord_Alex gets 19.6 points for stealing Senor Funky's pants. |
| Senor Funky |
| Being the omnipotent fellow I am, I notice I needed some points so I have them. 20 points!!! I also want some pants. 20 pants!!! |
| funky smonky |
| You have to dance and sing if your opentent gets the flag |
| funky monky |
| When you oponent wins you have to make a song up about them (a good song) and dance for them. |
| Supreme Ruler |
| If the flag touches you, you must sing in gibberish |
| Shinobi |
| Eats Bagel : 20 points |
| twocalorieevil |
| attack |
| twocalorieevil |
| none |
| shaolinmonk |
| i do a jonah lomu and run round everyone wit the tennis ball in hand doing somersaults over the obstacles and then i touchdown and win 500 points to me and everyone has to sin the im very sorry song |
| becca |
| summersault |
| Asha |
| *stumbles into the perimiter of wisdom and forces everyone but me to sit down and discuss the ethics of calvinball* 20points to me! |
| chrischa |
| letŽs play a ball |
| Chuck |
| Opposite zone wasn't declared by being not declared. William creates a Calvinball paradox and ceases to exist. Waffle points for Chuck! |
| Jack |
| NEW RULE: Calvin"MASTUR"ball"BATOR": Everyone must play with themselves for 20 min. 78 and 1/2 points every time you score. |
| JuneCleaverhausen |
| stop, drop , and roll... goes for the ball |
| insaner |
| YEAH!!! twenty dill points for me for fixing calvin ball!! |
| William |
| declare the opposite zone! everyone now loses points instead of gaining them and vice versa |
| Alex |
| Burns rule book and transmogrifies into an Extending arm and grab the calvinballand tag all players and they all have to sing the i love you song |
| calvin |
| oops the point thing |
| calvin |
| new rule! if you fall down you lose 50 points sonic boom potion makes everybody fall down sonic boom! |
| Calvin |
| whack somebody with tennis racket |
| steven |
| null |
| Lara |
| punching |
| addis |
| kick |
| b* |
| *NEW RULE* all points are reversed! |
| Smell-O-Vision |
| Uses pepper spray on all his opponent, hitting the volleyball into the rabbit hole with a monkey wrench! SCORE 100^Q points!!! |
| nxxf |
| look |
| Walknuki |
| New Rule! Those failing to run from the red to cyan zones are transmografied into the cola of their choosing. |
| Jed |
| takes the ball into the song zone, any one who gets tagged while not sing ing has to sing the sorry song. |
| insaner_poser |
| *runs over to fix up the calvinball script..* |
| aaron |
| Diegator |
| Freezes time (or pretends he is) anyone moving, looses 3 points, the on who holds still for the most time steals the points from the first person that moved |
| Edge |
| kick |
| hari |
| ailo |
| aialo |
| takes again the ball and kicks it 100 yards far |
| dave |
| running backwards, i tackle the ball and pass the Z wicket, meaning everone must hop |
| aialo |
| kick a ball |
| uxu |
| uxu |
| Magus |
| No more point system! any one who tries to bring it back must be silent. |
| god |
| kick ball |
| jew |
| run |
| Smores |
| Everyone jumped into the chatroom sector, so you have to talk your heads off until you get tired, and the only way to get out of the chatroom sector, is if i bonk you all with the calvinball.Now i get a point for each of you.The score is forward to left. |
| addison |
| buster |
| Buster |
| *NEW RULE* Everyone with two or more legs must run backwards until they fall over. |
| insaner |
| *runs up to gorfus and yells something about economics* 20 points for everyone due to economies of scale!!! |
| Gorfus |
| Spin around for 20 minutes |
| Buster |
| All players with melted toffey in their posession must stand on thier heads for 8 seconds. Failure to do so result in a loss of 3 to the coke bottle points. |
| Lkas66 |
| left |
| hobbes |
| poem zone |
| Allenblake |
| *new rule* Everyone who isn't playing Calvinball really is and I get their points. |
| ~MAYNARD~ |
| KICK |
| jinx |
| im not sure |
| supper hobbes |
| turtle zone you must run slowly until you reach the racket of shame whoever reaches it last gets to use it on the other players |
| insaner_poser |
| steals all the points awarded and kindly donates them to the poor kids all over the world |
| insaner |
| *new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!! |
| insaner |
| *new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!! |
| Dan |
| Grabs the abandoned Calvinball and uses it to tag the timefracture-slowmotion gooooooaaaaalllll...oooggggiiitttyyy pppoooiiinnntttsss... |
| Rich |
| up |
| Holly |
| go go go |
| (f)x5 |
| Runs all the way to susie's house and hits her with the wicket |
| Juan |
| energy blast |
| (a)x10 |
| lands on the field and pulls pants down |
| ljlkj |
| hit |
| Tim_poser |
| *runs to wicket area and chants: "ooh look at me i dont know how to play!!"* |
| insaner |
| NEW RULE!!! 20 points off to all dummy submitters!! |
| Tim |
| shawn |
| insaner_poser |
| NEW RULE!!! tights will count as a valid form of pants!! |
| insaner |
| all girls MUST wear pants to play calvinball!!! failure to comply will lead to immediate expulsion to the girl zone closest to the player! and a deduction of phi q points and a water balloon to the head!! |
| Cotter |
| *continues phrase* "you are on your way to the G.R.O.S.S. tree house and will be deducted 10 points if entering without signed permission. If enterer is a slimy girl she will lose all points." |
| insaner |
| *B.O.B.'s all players and runs to opposite zone* 2 points to continuer of phrase: "you are on the way to..." and 2 to the e pi q points to &BOB; for B.O.B.'ing of people.. and e to the x repeating where x is the third root of 2 points to cotter for being a cotter... |
| Cotter |
| Captures all remaning wickets and runs to the blue endzone. |
| B.O.B |
| NEW RULE!! 37 points for BOB'ing while playing for at least 5 minutes. 43 points for doing it while singing a song |
| calvin |
| *hops in with a broken pogo stick* NEW RULE! all those who jump in on broken pogo sticks must bow and yield 5 brown autumn leaves! |
| insaner |
| *hops aboard a badminton racket and captures all red flags in area t-21, beyond the forbidden marshes* |
| another random person |
| *grabs the broken pelvis and runs to yellow wicket area* |
| biggie |
| roses are red violets are blue let me play so i can beat you |
| biggie |
| *puts on mask and runs to blue wicket area* write the sound of a burp or get a broken pelvis |
| random person |
| *puts on mask* *runs to blue wicket area* NEW RULE!! all who cross the blue wicket area must recite a small poem or lose 5q points!!! |
| insaner |
| 20 points for starting calvinball!!! |
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