Calvinball!!

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You've heard of "calvinball" before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, and I make up the rules here as I go, here's your chance! If you don't know how to play though, make sure to read the rules, watch the others and learn from them!!

If there is enough interest, I will eventually implement a login for those who wish, in order to keep track of stats and stuff (if you would like such a feature, make your "action" say "logs in!")... but for now, lets just see how well it's received..

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how to play calvinball at an insaner world

Here's a short explanation of how to get the most out of your text-based calvinball experience at "an insaner world"..

1. First, you fill in your name, in the box there where you see the text "your name"
2. Choose your "calvatar" from the selection (hovering over each small image shows you a preview on the left).
3. Next, select the type of "action" you want to "do" in the game, you can declare a new rule, use the flag in some way, declare the score, or perform any other sort of action. New rules and scores are automatically prepended with the appropriate text, so all you have to do is state the rule or score (yes, convenient!).
4. Type in the "action" you want to perform in the game in the textbox.
5. Finally, type in the "magic" word in the box and click "play!".

So, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box, choose your calvatar, select "new rule" from the options and then type your rule, for example: "everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig!" (see? no need to write "NEW RULE!")

Be sure to also read the calvin and hobbes unofficial official rules of calvinball before you play. Let the game begin!!

play!

your name:
action: flag new rule! score
type "calvinball" here:

the game so far..

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	calvin
	NEW RULE!! No rules.
	Calvin
	the score is now: Sally Brown to Sanic
	Calvin
	He finds a potty
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! Anyone who has used the potty loses points.
	Adolf
	Adolf burns the jews
	Adolf
	Adolf kills everyone
	Adolf
	Adolf takes the flag
	Batman
	I blast myself
	Donald Duck
	Space Man Spiff calls hacks and blasts you into another game.
	mickey
	NEW GAME!!!!!!
	mickey
	the paradox causes a rip in the space time continuem ending the game.
	Batman
	the score is now: reff to good calls
	Batman
	I stab him
	mickey
	you break out right into a guard's fist.
	Batman
	I bribe him i brake out
	mickey
	But you ran through the no fly zone so you get deported to the eternal time out zone.
	Batman
	I score now i run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.
	Batman
	i fly
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! The next person who score has to run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.
	Donald Duck
	the score is now: Female To TURTLE DOVES
	Ainsley
	the score is now: coffee to latte
	Bo
	NEW RULE!! Go to mangos and run in triangles
	Donald Duck
	NEW RULE!! Anyone whose name was at some point a planet Has to stop playing unless they can make it to the fortress of solitude in 20 seconds.
	Batman
	! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.
	Batman
	NEW RULE!! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.
	mickey
	All players are instantly engulfed in a cloud of birds thinking you are a worm. Pluto is out of the game for a hospital trip.
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! You have to move like a worm
	mickey
	I wave the Rolling Rodent Flag. Everyone must roll on the ground to move.
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! no rules
	pluto
	the score is now: to square
	pluto
	the score is now: pineapple
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! if you say pop make a 5 page essay to why you say pop
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! Unless you are a Northern Overlord, in which case you MUST say pop.
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! All player must say soda instead of pop
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! The first person to get the orange flag up to the top of the paradigm tree will be awarded the Golden Mallet
	Donald Duck
	NEW RULE!! Only crab walk through the no stupid rules zone
	pluto
	NEW RULE!! All players put a garbege bin over their head.
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! All players must wear a beanbag chair hat.
	mickey
	NEW RULE!! No STUPID rules. Im talking to you h.
	h
	wat wat in the butt
	fghf
	fghf lol
	aahu
	Play golf with the president
	Harbz
	the score is now: pants to muttonchops
	hobbes.
	NEW RULE!! all players must punch themselves on the head before playing
	abhi
	fight to the death
	bob
	the score is now: UMP - Bump
	bob
	You stole the PENALTY FLAG! 50,000 Q's subracted from your score.
	bob the blob
	steel flag
	bob
	the score is now: Turtles to ∆
	bob
	Passing through the aromatic score zone, I SCORE!!
	bob
	Olli-wolli polly-woggy ump bump fizz! I steal your flag!
	bob
	NEW RULE!! Rebels are allowed.
	Matthew
	NEW RULE!! No rule can inflict pain on anyone.
	bob
	The hobby horse trips and is hobbled, crippled, lame. It can't walk.
	Calvin
	I run to the Bonus Box and grab the hobby horse!
	Rosalyn
	the score is now: Well, you know I have the Calvinball! I award myself 50 points.
	Goomba Shoe
	I leap over sector 12, and push you into the The "Pernicious Poem Place"!
	bob
	NEW RULE!! you must if in sector 12 sing a song
	bob
	run around
	bob
	I hop in a wheelbarrow and take off down the field with the triple-goal-ball.
	bob
	but you are in the no taco zone, so the score is 0 to 0
	Sara
	the score is now: 0 to taco
	bob
	NEW RULE!! New Game
	bob
	NEW RULE!! All players must run backwards and tackle the calvinball in the You Must Be Airborne to Enter This Zone ZOne.
	bob
	I declare a new game. All scores reset to nil and the field is rebuilt.
	bob
	NEW RULE!! Getting a ghost-snowman third baseman home while singing the Calvinball national anthem will award you 6 billion points.
	bob
	the score is now: nick to cranny
	bob
	andrew eats too much pizza. he lands in the Puke zone and is confined there until he stopps puking.
	Andrew
	NEW RULE!! you must eat pizza
	Someone
	NEW RULE!! The old ball is now invalid and has been replaced with a rubber ducky.
	bob
	bully flag: all nerds must be punched.
	bob
	Bob runs and steals the flag.
	bob
	the score is now: Cactus-purple
	bob
	NEW RULE!! You can only dribble a football on concrete with your nose.
	Matthew
	NEW RULE!! You cannot hide in a box.
	everyone
	the score is now: 11 to 11
	John Cena
	NEW RULE!! No More Rules
	dax
	NEW RULE!! no peeing
	moggy oggy
	take and jump on pogo stick
	kol
	the score is now: oggy to logy
	Bo
	the score is now: 11 to Q
	Stupendous Man
	NEW RULE!! No one is allowed to do anything without stupendous man's permission
	Stupendous man
	the score is now: 87 to Cheeseburger
	Scout!
	the score is now: 7 to -z
	Scout!
	he'd throw a dodge ball at benson
	Scout!
	NEW RULE!! Every time someone dodges a dodge ball he has to get himself dizzy and keep going!
	calvin
	the score is now: z to 77777
	calv
	NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
	calv
	NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
	benson
	the score is now: 50
	simon
	the flag that you try and capture and bring to your side making you score
	Dean
	the score is now: All players must type in reverse
	moeman
	jump when you hit the thirty yard wicket!
	Calvin
	NEW RULE!! hop on one foot when you reach the 12 yard wicket
	Christopher
	Steal the flag of the opponent
	XL dirty diaper
	NEW RULE!! Only I can make new rules
	XL dirty diaper
	You are my zombie slave
	XL dirty diaper
	the score is now: 🍩 to 🍪
	test
	sing the anthem from san marino
	Mom
	NEW RULE!! WHO GOES TO BED FIRST GETS ONE MILLION BILLION TRILLION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Hobbes
	the score is now: Q to 12
	qwertyuiop
	the score is now: Toody to boogey
	Zoe
	NEW RULE!! When you touch the 12th post with the calvinball the other player must close their eyes!
	xXxCalvinxXx
	I AM AWESOME!
	xXxCalvinxXx
	the score is now: xXxCalvinxXx name to lollipops
	xXxCalvinxXx
	NEW RULE!! Use Duplicators
	xXxCalvinxXx
	use a duplicator
	Kirk
	the score is now: Oogy to YU
	Hobbes
	NEW RULE!! All players must hop on one foot while holding a flag
	ben1
	NEW RULE!! anybody without the name ben1 has to crawl
	bob
	NEW RULE!! lose a point if you gain a point
	CoolDownCheater
	NEW RULE!! Anyone standing Near Ben Must Sing The PLayerPain Song!
	UR MOMMY
	I LIKE THE PUSSY AND DICK
	Ben
	NEW RULE!! Any one not named ben has to hop on one foot
	Blaine
	Throw Ball
	calvin
	rapes hobbes
	derpys
	NEW RULE!! you cant touch the tree
	kolby
	NEW RULE!! you have to hope to win to win
	I love wanking and fucking
	NEW RULE!! Everyone must now masturbate
	you guys are all bitches
	I fuck everyone in sight
	fuck
	the score is now: 3ninersubmarine
	kkkkkkkkkkk
	the score is now: 200000000
	Max
	the score is now: Omega to Q3A
	The Calvinball
	the score is now: Seventy-twelve to M and a half.
	Alejandro
	NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me 1 dollar.
	Susie
	Aaaaaaaahh!!! AH ThHUMP!
	Hobbes
	Not if I get you first! Arrrggghhh!
	Stupendous man AKA calvin
	Prepare to be stupended!
	Stupendous man AKA calvin
	All players must bow down to me and pass over their flags!
	Vanessa
	NEW RULE!! You have to spin around 50 times if you betray me
	Susie Derkins
	NEW RULE!! People with spiky hair have to hug Mr. Bun!
	bryson
	NEW RULE!! all players must hop on there noses
	Nyanko
	AIO-JUMP!
	brad
	the score is now: q to 12
	Mitch
	I take the flag and eat it
	arhenius
	Go to bed
	Finley
	steal flag
	Finley
	Stealing Flags
	Rowan
	punch Hobbes
	Harmohit
	the score is now: 11
	mmm
	run to first base
	Jillian
	the score is now: Q-12
	zeal
	NEW RULE!! Sigh on people's face when they speak!!
	devyani
	Kick and jump
	Natsu_Dragneel
	NEW RULE!! You have to hop on 1 foot when you reach the "no song zone.
	Paul
	Make it past the fifth wicket.
	hobbes
	flag play
	hmmm
	YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PARTY PLACE. DO 300 PUSHUPS!
	JP
	the score is now: 42 to pi
	joe
	roll a dice
	zdgsdgsx
	the score is now: dgdgd
	Ana
	Vreau acasa la mine
	Scott
	NEW RULE!! Whenever someone says something pirate-y, that someone must stop what they're doing and touch their toes!
	marius
	NEW RULE!! jump 360`s whenever someone laughs
	Tobias
	NEW RULE!! every player except me has to do 10 pushups immediately.
	bob
	the score is now: O
	calvinman
	runs from one corner of the universe to the other..
	troll man
	the score is now: vamos z a 8000
	ooooo
	capturo la badera
	troll man
	La bandera vale 8000 puntos
	troll man
	the score is now: vamos z a 146763345233
	troll man
	NEW RULE!! TODOS DEBEN ESCRIBIR SOLO EN MAYUSCULAS
	sarah
	play with calvin
	sarah
	play with calvin
	Boo
	throw ball
	chewy
	NEW RULE!! no one else can declare a new rule!
	kim
	I love calvinball!!
	hobbes
	i wanna play in action.
	calvin
	12 34
	calvin
	kick butt
	ZombieMom
	NEW RULE!! Monday is triple points!
	Coyote
	NEW RULE!! Poetry corner is now out of bounds
	insaner
	the score is now: 20 billion points for everyone.
	andrew
	capturing it
	Kitty
	The Tutu Flag of Doom!
	amtm
	the score is now: 3 chocolate eclairs Ha ha!
	amtm
	AND EVERY ONE WAS A HENRY. HENRY! ....oh! Look what I found in my pocket! *throws a water balloon at fort*
	fort
	Someone bring me a water balloon, quick!
	fort
	(SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE)
	fort
	the score is now: 8
	amtm
	I'M KING HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR. SHE'S..
	dug
	Grabs the water balloon and runs away
	amtm
	NEW RULE!! Everyone who doesn't currently have a water ballon in their hands must climb inside the bathrub and sing "I'm King Henry the 8th" until a player with a water balloon happens by..
	dward
	score point by hitting ball with ping pong paddle
	Biz
	the score is now: 100
	Zigmog
	throw ball into tree branches
	CT
	drop the ball
	Diana
	go fishing
	DAVID
	NEW RULE!! everyone who does not play calvinball will fart
	David
	lava melts people
	miaow
	NEW RULE!! pound the living daylights out of your computer
	miaow
	throw water balloons at everyone except sean and dad
	sean
	the score is now: poop and pee
	dad
	yell at your son
	sean
	donate both kidneys wait 5 secs die
	gaby
	the score is now: jiggler to figgler
	Hobbes
	NEW RULE!! pounce on your boss
	surabhi
	make eggplant faces
	Jim
	NEW RULE!! Hop on one foot
	Michal
	Explode the pelvis of Courtney Love
	calv
	run like a maniac
	mf
	the score is now: Me 1, You 0
	oli
	double rackets for double points
	boogy
	NEW RULE!! Who ever "smelt it, dealt it"
	sam
	enables anyone to go to penalty zone
	oogy
	hit a watermelon with a tennis racket
	moe joe
	beats everyone up.. and takes their lunch money
	Captain Calvin
	flag of freezing, all players who's name doesn't start with Captain of have the calvinball must freeze like a statue.
	Elia
	the score is now: 5 for elia
	insaner
	the score is now: 5points to everyone EXCEPT elia!
	Elia
	hit
	insaner
	let the new calvinball begin!!