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Usually we go places and think: "wow, this is exactly where i wanted to be!!!" well.. this is one of those cases where you wont be able to say that.. unless... well... you are weird... and let's face it.. we are all weird... else, it would be... well... weird. Have you ever been to a page like Amazon.com or Google.com or whatever other pages you've been to, and thought "that is what I wanted"? well the slogan at www.insaner.com is: "it isn't about what you want or like... it's about what insaner likes"
"well that's just stupid" you may say... and yes, you may. But then again, you yourself might be stupid as well, so then where does that leave us? nowhere. So what the who are you rambling about? Seriously, shut up already! ugh, it's like I can't even get a single word through to you!!
And then it's Vietnam allll over again... "You weren't there man, you don't know!" that's true, I wasn't in Vietnam, so if that is the reason why you are here, then GET OUT!!!
So, basically, www.insaner.com is... well... about insaner. And what is insaner? Wrong question. WHO is insaner? Well.. there are lots of insane people out there.. and i mean lots, but only I am insaner. This site is basically the output onto the world of what is insaner. Yes, what. Not who, because I am insaner, but what.
And so this weppeij puntocom dot com looks like what insaner is. And all that is here is insaner, because I am insaner and this is my friggin site! and yes, most of it is kleen, but I do talk about poop a lot... not too much tho, its just that I like the word. It's a cool word. Poop. Poop. Say it with me: "Poop". Its like "pop!" but with a ring (and a smell) to it.
I have been censored before, and I'll say it again: "I am against censoring" if GOD Himself said I could say what I wanted to say, who the what is anyone to say I can't???? So, here you will find my poems, short stories and rantings, my art, and if you don't like 'em... then scruyu!!! There's also the possibility for you to post your own stuff. And that means that other people will and may (yes, in that order) have their stuff on here as well (you egocentrical BASTARD!)
www.insaner.com is also the place to learn about "bob" and all that is "bob".. including "&B.O.B.;", the origins of "bob", "insaner", "DJ BOB", "deadduck", "insane inglish", 169, and some other random stuff... which is what bob is allllll about...
This entire site including most of the images and all the html files are the unique creation of insaner and are property of insaner and www.insaner.com and can be used freely (that's right! LONG LIVE GPL!!) provided due credit is given to insaner and www.insaner.com . No html editors were used in the development of the code for the pages in this site. (Thats right, all typed out..)
6:
-added access keys to main parts of the site.. once at insaner.com, just do [alt + letter] to access it. hover over the menu to see which letter, (ie, alt+b is for the blog)
March:
18:
-added neat "popup link" icons.. links that will cause popups have a little icon next to them now
-the blog has a new phrase, and the year doesnt appear appended to the months in the listing 8:
-archived the blog!!
-changed "my" picture in the about me section
28:
-the blog link is now biggger for the seeing impaired (such as my lovely wife!)
April:
4:
-added ad words add ad..
February:
10:
-yet another attempt at getting the guestbook spam-free
January:
3:
-NEW LOOK!!! background and title have changed!!
-and the FAQ is updated too..
-and the written gallery now works! 2:
-the menu has a little bit of CSS magic
2005
December:
18:
-comments section now rejects spam.. (hopefully)
November:
17:
-new look!!!
April:
18:
-xhtml validation has begun!!!
2004
July:
19:
-chickies section, chris cho fanclub, guestbook, support bar all updated and fixed up
April:
5:
-minor fixes, counter, and link to multiwebinc in support menu
February:
26:
-whoa! has it been a year since the last update??
-we have a new host!! woot!
-no ads or banners!! ooooooo-tay!
2003
February:
20:
-fixed up the guestbook a bit 14:
-added the chris cho fan club!! (still incomplete tho) 11:
-fixed up the format of the page (prolly unnoticable to most)
-fiked formatting for abnormality and funeral quizii
-fixed the comments page
January:
22:
-added the right hand side menu
-fixed the chickies section
-fixed the comments page 13:
-fixed the insaner world icon.. beefed it up.. "beeef caaaake!"
2002
December:
6:
-new pic in the chickies section
July:
27:
-updated the FAQ
-fixed the banner display format thinga-ma BOB!! 21:
-fixed calvin ball!! be sure to play!
-no more popups!! but.. a banner has to be placed.. hope its worth the trade off 17:
-NEW QUIZ!!
June:
10:
-after a seemingly eternal period of inactivity, i fixed a broken link to the chickies section
30:
-new look!! added the "fire" and new title 27:
-added the counter
-rearranged the menu
-fixed up the gallery of written art, and compacted it to one file (to include submission)
-fixed up pretty much every single file 25:
-fixed the title in the blog archive for january (thanks bob!)
-fixed part of the CSS that affected old netscape browsers 22:
-the blog changed path to "/blog" as opposed to "/blog.html" 21:
-changed the skullis to those freaky heads in the title 19:
-REDISGN!!!!!!!
-new menu!!!
-fixed some css problems 5:
-fixed small problem with the blog (i bet you hadnt even noticed)
-archived the blog up until march
February:
19:
-fixed small problem that made the menu all screwed up
-archived up the blog
-fixed up a few files here and there
2001
December:
28:
-fixed the menu up a little.. should be all done soon. 23:
-holey bakesales!!! its the 23rd!! and the blog is archived! 20:
-the index was completely redone... do you like it? 17:
-fixed up the calvinball ... people seemed to not understand how to play... hmmm... 16:
-revamped the blog
November:
30:
-removed some of the chickies from the chickies section
-added an important blog entry
-set all old emails in the guestbook as hidden (old error had allowed this mistake to go unnoticed.. sorry about that)
October:
31:
-move completed... all links are relative to www.insaner.com... YEY!!!!! 29:
-did i mention we now have calvinball!!! 19:
-the guestbook is now a single page
-added links to the menu
-removed the "traveller" (pff.. hahahah, wasnt THAT stupid..) 6:
-added the "traveller" (drop-down menu)
-changed the layout slightly 1:
-debugged the BLOG completely..
September:
25:
-added the BLOG!!! expect almost daily entries..
-the chickie pics are now up... i made an automatic updater, so expect a bunch of pics to come!
-added a FAQ 15:
-added the magicounter to each page... i hope it doesn't look ugly... 11:
-NOW ACTUALLY VISIBLE IN NETSCAPE!!!!!
June:
-THE GUESTBOOK IS UP!!!!!!! start signing!!!!
-debugging period commences... please email me at webmaster@insaner.com if you find ANY errors... THANKS!! (and yes, i DO know the guestbook is effed..)
-ahhh June.... this is when I did all the CGI/SSI/CSS/DHTML stuff... a LOT of work... but, no more frames... which is good... I hope you like the new layout...and yes... there are a few neat little hidden things... snoop around..
-ohh and I managed to reduce the popups to 1... lets hope hypermart doesn't decide that that's unacceptable...
July:
29:
-(yes i know, after a seemingly eternal period of inactivity, i have been trying to get that stupid menu on the left to work for ALL browsers, which, well... it has taken a LOT of effort, not to mention TIME!!! but i seem to be closing in on a solution, but, in any case, if you can use the menu, you probably dont care much about this paragraph... do you...)
-guess what? insaner.com is now MINE! MINE, i say!!! which means advertizing will close to a minimum.... which is GOOD!
May:
21:
-added the guestbook 14:
-fixed all kinds of things.
-removed a bunch of useless HTML making pages load faster 8:
-written gallery is now FINALLY up...
-added some stuff to the cgi's (again) 2:
-revamped all the cgi's
-uploaded some new pieces into the gallery
April:
28:
-realized that the javascript error that kept pooping up error messages is Hypermart's fault, not mine...(yeah I know its not an update... but at least now I know...) 27:
-added the "exit"
-fixed the chickie sourcelist 23:
-added an error handler (its actually cool to produce errors now...) 22:
-added the songlist
-added some chickie pics 20:
-fixed an error in the submission form
-fixed the link to the chickies section
-added a few more chickie pics (area soon to be ready for display) 19:
-renamed a bunch of files to unix format (pics can now be seen)
-added the submission forms and some images 18:
-beta launch of the page... for testing purposes
