chris cho: quick facts

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family:
- quoth chris cho:
- "mem, im a descendant of Joan of Arc.. you know, because of the D'Arc part.."
- "umm, crizo, you know she didnt leave descendents, right?"
- "mem! i know! i mean like from one of her cousins mem.."
indeed, chris cho is blue-blood... or.. you know.. whatever it makes him..
alii:
- self donned:
- crizo
- earned:
- La Rising (phonetic form of "raisin")
- Momia (mummy)
- Mumm-Ra (think: "thundercats")
- Mr Burns (think: "the simpsons")
- recent:
- Chris Cho
- The Darke Knight
- (countless more, but due to lack of funding, the research
team has been unable to uncover these)
physical qualities:
- unverified:
- pichah deh cavayoh (spanish for "horse.. ehh.. 'unit'")
- earned:
- dry as a raisin
- boney knees
- lots, lots of moles.. hairy moles
- hunchback
- very thin, very
abilities:
- in sport:
- amateur surfer
- feared soccer defender
- in technology:
- java
- DHTML
- in life:
- the inhuman ability to twirl the hairs on his mole(s)
- The Darke Knight, and all that encompasses knighthood
- fully bilingual speaking english and spanish (whether mere
commoners as us can understand what he is saying or not)
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