you've heard of calvin ball before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, we're giving you the chance! if you don't know how to play though, watch the others (for now) and learn from them and soon i will post the rules of insaner calvin ball!! let the game begin!!
i might add something to make this like member based and then we could have stats and stuff... but for now, lets just see how well its received..
seeing as how many people fail to realize exactly how the game goes insaner-wise.. let me give you a short explanation.. first, you fill in your name, in the box there where you see the text "your name" then you enter what you want to do, since this isnt "real life" here, and just a file, you cant just yell out new rules or do stuff, you have to enter them where it says "action" so, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box and then type "*NEW RULE*" followed by the rule you are adding.. soon i will remove the need for all this weirdness and just automate it with checkboxes and what not, but for the meanwhile, you'll just have to make do. be sure to read the calvin and hobbes unofficial official rules of calvinball before you play.
| joy |
| ahaaaaaa |
| Hello |
| New Rule you must ask someone to push you off a building or lose 999999 pts |
| Hello |
| NEW RULE you must hit yourself on the head and fall off a cliff! |
| Hobbes rules! |
| new rule if you toutch the G.R.O.S.S tree house you have to ware a oficall hat |
| Hobbes rules! |
| say hobbes gose to colage to get more knowlage calvin is stupeder |
| Hobbes rules! |
| new rule:hobbes always gos first |
| Calvin_Boy |
| Touchdown!!! |
| NubNub |
| Oh I just read the stuff...YAY! I'm in the opposite zone! Tuth9 you have to sing the "Im very sorry" song and get soaked...I'll be happy to do it by the way... |
| NubNub |
| WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPOSE TO DO?!? |
| Tuth9 |
| *New Rule* All who are in any zone must sing the "I'm very sorry song" and must go to someone and beg them to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on them |
| Shrike |
| Killing somebody |
| Alex |
| playing |
| Yinhui |
| Playing calvinball |
| Jen |
| boo |
| ari |
| crazy for Hobbes |
| hi |
| play |
| eric |
| Walking |
| Bud |
| Run |
| Silence |
| *NEW RULE* All players must bow to whomever is in front of them before moving on! |
| insaner |
| *resets the score* get ready to play a renewed calvinball!!!! |
| zach |
| push |
| Steve |
| Spin |
| Anonymous |
| *NEW RULE* If someone disobeys a rule, they have to sing the "I'm very sorry" song except it's not about flags, and then get 5 points taken away. |
| joel |
| growl |
| Sonya |
| air ski! |
| özgür özdemir |
| dig |
| Kevin Powers |
| astao |
| sfhskdhkfh |
| *NEW RULE*Anyone in the secret zone has to tell an embarrasing secret! |
| boib |
| jhcbgjszhbv |
| astao |
| jump |
| Stalker |
| swing low |
| billy |
| Eyeball just entered the revolution zone. He has to spin around until he barfs and then smack him with the flag to get him out. |
| eyeball |
| nice songyidy song bong tong kong long |
| insanerisme |
| humdy humdy humdy hum i smell a little bitty one oh its a bum for being a bum you must sing the song oh oh oh even if it takes you long |
| Calvin |
| hmmm... havent played in a while just wanted to say hello |
| marco g |
| Since I've entered the no corollary zone, I get to make a decree. I pick the flag and sing the i'm sorry song. |
| jujujuj |
| get out |
| jijijiji |
| again where complain now its the ball which is not working |
| jejeje |
| where can i complain, this calvin is not working |
| jajajja |
| tried again to play calvinball |
| jojojojo |
| wanted to play calvinball |
| tro |
| play calvinball |
| Some Little Boy Somewhere |
| yea um i put the f word the s word and the b word in my recent comment i guess they cannot be used but yae um thats what my comment starts with |
| Some Little Boy Somewhere |
| Just a few of the words that are used in this world as "Cuss Words", how they got these names I do not know, to me it is plain out GAY, um yea it's just like someone saying the word "duck". Quack! Quack! Quack! |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Ryan-It seems as if we are the on;y ones for a couple of days who actually want to engage in a game... shame shame... |
| Ryan |
| Ahhh... yes I do |
| Calvin-Girl |
| James Westfall- the score hrmmm Ryan whats the score... do you still have Q??? |
| James Westfall |
| Good thing I'm not then, now really, whats the score |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Oh yea I forgot to put "new Rule" |
| Calvin-Girl |
| If playing and you are a 'Ryan' you have to give in to anything commmanded by a opposing player...if you want... I guees I'll be a bit nice. |
| Ryan |
| You do that |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Yea probably but I'm going to let myslef feel good about it... |
| Ryan |
| I let you win |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Finally... ahhh it feels so good... |
| Ryan |
| Heres the very sorry soooong won't you help me sing along (Delaney) I blew it, I knew it I'm very sorry I did whatever I did. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| And if you don'y I'll find some way to make you... but how to beat a master... |
| Calvin-Girl |
| The song... again... but wait I touched the reverse pole so you sing it now. |
| Ryan |
| Now sing the friggin song |
| Ryan |
| Yeah you thieving Barstids |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Being the real Calvin-Girl I declare that only me and Ryan shall play in the current game... well actually anyone can play just don't steal names... maybe make your own... :) |
| Calvin-Girl |
| I shall not hit you over the head (reversing my speach( with a Tennis raquet and make you forget it all and give me your extreme goodness at the game... well if only |
| Ryan |
| Seriously, quit it |
| Ryan |
| Just don't do it again you something scalawag |
| Calvin-Girl |
| man man man... beating a master musn't come easy dang you Ryan.
Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I well did waht I did. *while hopping through Park Place* |
| Ryan |
| But I had already touched the backwards pole, so now its frontwards and you need to sing the song while hopping through Park Place |
| Calvin-Girl |
| because*** |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Which states that I have Q points beasue I touched the reverse pole... he he he or you could just sing the osrry dong for me... |
| Ryan |
| OLLY-WOGGY POLIWOGGY UMP, BUMP, FUZZ!
I now have Q points. |
| Ryan |
| Just don't do it again you something scalawag |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I scored on your precious wicket. |
| Ryan |
| I just scored on my own wicket, but its still reversed so you have to sing the very sorry song. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| yes those dang trees they like shrinkisise... word??? |
| Ryan |
| Whats the score? |
| Ryan |
| Damn straight, now I've got to avoid the trees |
| Calvin-Girl |
| and a song... man ... |
| Calvin-Girl |
| Backwards... dang it I'm going to get you... |
| Ryan |
| AND I was in the End zone so you've got to sing a Door song whilst you do it |
| Ryan |
| I touched the reverse pole so now you've got to do it all backwards. |
| Calvin-Girl |
| disco all the way to first... or maybe even second |
| bastich |
| pogo on a buttscrew till you 'round the third melon hole |
| pwsfddc |
| ewfwrwegtfffff |
| Brian |
| Anyone who hits the ball with a tennis raquet gets 5 free get out of jail bonus points |
| Brittany |
| Watch porn |
| Slash |
| fell |
| wald |
| ... |
| pooie8 |
| stand still |
| wintershorts |
| *runs in shorts till the snow has all melted* |
| Awsomeburger |
| feed me? |
| Calvinball King |
| I can use the calvin ball to do anything |
| Hobbes |
| play |
| Hobbes |
| run |
| NU |
| new rule: any zone with a tree in it is now called 'hey you!' |
| hobbes |
| run to base |
| john |
| run |
| ansdfa |
| asabasdgasdf |
| King Arthur |
| hey |
| gv |
| hey |
| gv |
| goalie |
| Blake |
| DIE |
| Audrey |
| male players must kiss the girls.
(I'll get you,Duderocks!) |
| Audrey |
| new rule |
| joking |
| kick |
| insaner |
| *gives all players 20 insaner points* |
| fafw |
| fwafwaf |
| Duderocks |
| "*NEW RULE*" All female players must strip down and dance. |
| Wendy |
| dance |
| Hacker |
| Hello? |
| Hacker |
| sean, u are on the Hacker's order zone!!!!!! |
| Hacker |
| Hit aall players |
| Hacker |
| Take ball from Mary |
| sean |
| *NEW RULE* roll |
| sean |
| roll |
| Mary |
| Ping pong with shoes at the mall |
| bla |
| bla |
| J.D. |
| Beware Calvinsaurus is coming to town |
| daniel |
| gv |
| calvin |
| as my name is calvin and this is calvin ball i declare myself supreme dictator of this game and this land is now called calvinlotte. i win automatically who wants a new game |
| Angel |
| kicks |
| anonymous |
| ehe... EHE! |
| nameless |
| a good day means to kill |
| cath9000 |
| when you get to the tennis zone the first person to hit someone with a tennis ball gets 15 Bs |
| cath9000 |
| *"NEW RULE*"boomerang zone |
| gg |
| um |
| Jordan |
| I take my zpfmgb worm and throw it at the wicket, (7^hobbes) points!! |
| matt |
| jump |
| biffer |
| booop |
| buzzboy |
| splat |
| chris |
| bla |
| Breacher |
| First I slip on the official Calvinball mask, and then yell "Q to Ten! 3RD wicket scored!" |
| Gem |
| splat |
| crash |
| is in the polar opposite zone, gets triple everyone else's points, plus five |
| jim |
| hop |
| mathan |
| hop |
| jasper |
| Duck |
| james |
| small penis by tree |
| Jobe |
| Luckily im in the collorary zone so I turn the all player tree into the opposite tree making you have a tiny penis and ours huge. |
| Riovanes |
| I touched the All Players tree with the Chris Carrabba flag! Everyone has to stand in place and feel bad about their penis size ... until somebody hits you with the calvinball! *BONK* |
| jejejejejej |
| 4wljfe;jfl;r |
| dolus |
| jump |
| thomas |
| throw ball |
| thomas |
| toes |
| TakingBackNolan |
| Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!" |
| TakingBackNolan |
| Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!" |
| Jeffrey the giant |
| i scored! |
| Daniel Eth |
| *New Rule* Hobbes wins |
| Daniel Eth |
| And Calvin catches the snitch: 150 points to Hufflepuff! Slitherine (Rimes with Hobbes's team [and is Hobbes's team]) wins! Hooooorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Daniel Eth |
| (Hobbes) Weeeeeeeee. I get 10 points |
| Daniel Eth |
| Hobbes hits Calvin with the Calvinball |
| Diegator |
| i spelled the name in invisible ink (its actually an HTML code that makes writing invisible) i get the 999,999,999,99-whatever points |
| ryannhimself |
| *NEW RULE* If you can spell the name of Calvin's crush, you get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, points. |
| ryaanhimself |
| everyone with the name ryaanhimself gets 500 points |
| otter swatter |
| NEE! |
| otter swatter |
| We shall say NEE again to you if you do not appease us. |
| otter swatter |
| *NEW RULE*...All stray weenie dogs must be pursued stealthily under each wicket unless, of course, you happen to be in the Weasel Whiffing Zone whereupon weenie dogs are pursued oppositely by not pursuing them but, instead, all ferrets at large must be hunted down and stuffed into a gunny sack at a point rate of .0004 Flognarts per unit. |
| asd |
| asd |
| Whitney |
| I have the flag of insanity! I automatically get twentey z's! |
| rich |
| bark |
| Booga the Bomb |
| I hate Soda IHATE cHEESE U HAvE BReath JUST LIKE YODA |
| diegator-poser |
| falls down |
| Diegator |
| anyone who is insaner must run backwards in circles |
| matt dumler |
| i want to play |
| Matt Dumler |
| *NEW RULE* YOU MUST TOUCH ALL THE WICKETS! |
| Calvin Dumler |
| calvin |
| cody |
| throw ball |
| Mike |
| Jump |
| dictator for life calvin |
| i declare bishop a poophead!!!! |
| Calvin |
| other kids games are all a bore... they gotta have rules, they gotta keep score... calvinball is better by far... its never the same,its always bizzar... you dont need teams, or a reffery... you know that its great 'cause its named after me!... if you wanna... |
| cal 2 |
| whose plaing |
| cal 2 |
| ant ran in the bakwards zone! Start singing! |
| daniel |
| get calvinball |
| ryaanhimself |
| 500 points for playing so late in the game |
| Ant |
| New Rule
Everybody has to sing 5 verses of Tigers Rule |
| ROger |
| bonking |
| joey |
| says "blah" while touching the blah post- there by resetting all scores to zero |
| desmond |
| eats what comes to her and then throws it up and gets 300 points |
| small vagina |
| killer |
| BISHOP |
| *NEW RULE* ALL AMENDMENTS OR POINTS EARNED THROUGH GAMEPLAY WHICH HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT BY ANY OTHER PLAYERS, ARE HERBY OBSOLETE AND VOID, HENCEFORTH ONLY THE POINTS EARNED AND THE AMMENDMENTS MADE BY THE PLAYER TITLED UNDER THE ALIAS "BISHOP" SHALL HAVE ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER. THIS DOCTRINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOLE DICTATOR FOR LIFE, CALVIN, IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FURTHER AMMENDMENT NOR MAY IT BE DELETED OR CHANGED BY ANY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRETY OF FURTHER GAMEPLAY. |
| Maria |
| jump 3 times |
| insaner_poser |
| *runs behind insaner stealing every point he gets* |
| insaner |
| *races across all of www.insaner.com picking up the hidden points* |
| poop |
| eat shit and die |
| peter |
| kicks lord_alex in the nuts |
| Lord_Alex |
| Lord_Alex gets 19.6 points for stealing Senor Funky's pants. |
| Senor Funky |
| Being the omnipotent fellow I am, I notice I needed some points so I have them. 20 points!!! I also want some pants. 20 pants!!! |
| funky smonky |
| You have to dance and sing if your opentent gets the flag |
| funky monky |
| When you oponent wins you have to make a song up about them (a good song) and dance for them. |
| Supreme Ruler |
| If the flag touches you, you must sing in gibberish |
| Shinobi |
| Eats Bagel : 20 points |
| twocalorieevil |
| attack |
| twocalorieevil |
| none |
| shaolinmonk |
| i do a jonah lomu and run round everyone wit the tennis ball in hand doing somersaults over the obstacles and then i touchdown and win 500 points to me and everyone has to sin the im very sorry song |
| becca |
| summersault |
| Asha |
| *stumbles into the perimiter of wisdom and forces everyone but me to sit down and discuss the ethics of calvinball* 20points to me! |
| chrischa |
| let´s play a ball |
| Chuck |
| Opposite zone wasn't declared by being not declared. William creates a Calvinball paradox and ceases to exist. Waffle points for Chuck! |
| Jack |
| NEW RULE: Calvin"MASTUR"ball"BATOR": Everyone must play with themselves for 20 min. 78 and 1/2 points every time you score. |
| JuneCleaverhausen |
| stop, drop , and roll... goes for the ball |
| insaner |
| YEAH!!! twenty dill points for me for fixing calvin ball!! |
| MERR HERR |
| If u r a chick and u strip and let me fuck u up u get 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 sexy points |
| William |
| declare the opposite zone! everyone now loses points instead of gaining them and vice versa |
| Alex |
| Burns rule book and transmogrifies into an Extending arm and grab the calvinballand tag all players and they all have to sing the i love you song |
| calvin |
| oops the point thing |
| calvin |
| new rule! if you fall down you lose 50 points sonic boom potion makes everybody fall down sonic boom! |
| Calvin |
| whack somebody with tennis racket |
| steven |
| null |
| Lara |
| punching |
| addis |
| kick |
| b* |
| *NEW RULE* all points are reversed! |
| Smell-O-Vision |
| Uses pepper spray on all his opponent, hitting the volleyball into the rabbit hole with a monkey wrench! SCORE 100^Q points!!! |
| nxxf |
| look |
| Walknuki |
| New Rule! Those failing to run from the red to cyan zones are transmografied into the cola of their choosing. |
| Jed |
| takes the ball into the song zone, any one who gets tagged while not sing ing has to sing the sorry song. |
| insaner_poser |
| *runs over to fix up the calvinball script..* |
| aaron |
|
| Diegator |
| Freezes time (or pretends he is) anyone moving, looses 3 points, the on who holds still for the most time steals the points from the first person that moved |
| Edge |
| kick |
| hari |
| ailo |
| aialo |
| takes again the ball and kicks it 100 yards far |
| dave |
| running backwards, i tackle the ball and pass the Z wicket, meaning everone must hop |
| aialo |
| kick a ball |
| uxu |
| uxu |
| Magus |
| No more point system! any one who tries to bring it back must be silent. |
| god |
| kick ball |
| jew |
| run |
| Smores |
| Everyone jumped into the chatroom sector, so you have to talk your heads off until you get tired, and the only way to get out of the chatroom sector, is if i bonk you all with the calvinball.Now i get a point for each of you.The score is forward to left. |
| addison |
| buster |
| Buster |
| *NEW RULE* Everyone with two or more legs must run backwards until they fall over. |
| insaner |
| *runs up to gorfus and yells something about economics* 20 points for everyone due to economies of scale!!! |
| Gorfus |
| Spin around for 20 minutes |
| Buster |
| All players with melted toffey in their posession must stand on thier heads for 8 seconds. Failure to do so result in a loss of 3 to the coke bottle points. |
| Lkas66 |
| left |
| hobbes |
| poem zone |
| Allenblake |
| *new rule* Everyone who isn't playing Calvinball really is and I get their points. |
| ~MAYNARD~ |
| KICK |
| jinx |
| im not sure |
| supper hobbes |
| turtle zone you must run slowly until you reach the racket of shame whoever reaches it last gets to use it on the other players |
| insaner_poser |
| steals all the points awarded and kindly donates them to the poor kids all over the world |
| insaner |
| *new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!! |
| insaner |
| *new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!! |
| Dan |
| Grabs the abandoned Calvinball and uses it to tag the timefracture-slowmotion gooooooaaaaalllll...oooggggiiitttyyy pppoooiiinnntttsss... |
| Rich |
| up |
| Holly |
| go go go |
| (f)x5 |
| Runs all the way to susie's house and hits her with the wicket |
| Juan |
| energy blast |
| ds |
| fucks all the girls |
| (a)x10 |
| lands on the field and pulls pants down |
| ljlkj |
| hit |
| Tim_poser |
| *runs to wicket area and chants: "ooh look at me i dont know how to play!!"* |
| insaner |
| NEW RULE!!! 20 points off to all dummy submitters!! |
| Tim |
|
| shawn |
|
| insaner_poser |
| NEW RULE!!! tights will count as a valid form of pants!! |
| insaner |
| all girls MUST wear pants to play calvinball!!! failure to comply will lead to immediate expulsion to the girl zone closest to the player! and a deduction of phi q points and a water balloon to the head!! |
| Cotter |
| *continues phrase* "you are on your way to the G.R.O.S.S. tree house and will be deducted 10 points if entering without signed permission. If enterer is a slimy girl she will lose all points." |
| insaner |
| *B.O.B.'s all players and runs to opposite zone* 2 points to continuer of phrase: "you are on the way to..." and 2 to the e pi q points to &BOB; for B.O.B.'ing of people.. and e to the x repeating where x is the third root of 2 points to cotter for being a cotter... |
| Cotter |
| Captures all remaning wickets and runs to the blue endzone. |
| B.O.B |
| NEW RULE!! 37 points for BOB'ing while playing for at least 5 minutes. 43 points for doing it while singing a song |
| calvin |
| *hops in with a broken pogo stick* NEW RULE! all those who jump in on broken pogo sticks must bow and yield 5 brown autumn leaves! |
| insaner |
| *hops aboard a badminton racket and captures all red flags in area t-21, beyond the forbidden marshes* |
| another random person |
| *grabs the broken pelvis and runs to yellow wicket area* |
| biggie |
| roses are red violets are blue let me play so i can beat you |
| biggie |
| *puts on mask and runs to blue wicket area* write the sound of a burp or get a broken pelvis |
| random person |
| *puts on mask* *runs to blue wicket area* NEW RULE!! all who cross the blue wicket area must recite a small poem or lose 5q points!!! |
| insaner |
| 20 points for starting calvinball!!! |
